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Jonathan had the chance to forever have his name in gold all over Africa and the globe.

Yet he foolishly told us, mere stealing is not corruption.

God bless PMB as you set a true light of hope for Nigeria and the African continent.

parrotibaba:
We said the same thing about RVP and Di Maria n look at where they are now.

How old are they? Plato has a youth inclusion policy for ManU. It would be utterly silly of him to sell a potential viable youth like Depay.

Depay is not going to be sold.

ElFenomeno1:
Add SailorXY to that fam.....

Spot on bruv. Even though, that one sometimes can be too emotional. But when his head is clear, he knows his onions.

BTW, where is coogar hiding? Is this how he goes missing when the bragging rights is in our pocket?

parrotibaba:
yeah, the boy is feeling like he don arrive, n we foolishly gave him the number 7 Jersey to further boost his ego. He thinks he will just walk into the EPL n dribble his way to success, the same sh!t happened to Di Maria,(he thought chicken runs will mk him the next best thing after fried rice) and look what happened. He should just reset his football now that there is time else LVG will sell him next year.

Quote me next year. LVG is not selling Depay. He has come to stay unfortunately.

funlord:


Erm economic migrant....your skills in vernacular may impress those local skanks you chill with in your village whenever you take your annual break from your career in _fucktard studies and dish washing in holland in order to come and bubble and shuffle in naija but they won't fly with me since I don't speak your local brand of ape gibberish!

I'm not suprised that answering my query was hard for you! The TRUTH IS ALWAYS BITTER and I'm sure you noticed most of the aforementioned witnesses viewing! Anyway I am done with you for now! Interacting with you seems to be giving my soul cancer symptoms and I want mine to remain healthy! Make a mental note of the advice below! It relates to everything about your moniker as far as I'm concerned! Billy Goat!

LOL! You make me laugh! Economic migrant? Hahaha! Go and dig out my posts! As far back as 2006/2007, I was writing letters of appeal for FREE on the travel board for faceless NL members and their family who were refused travel visas to the UK. I never lost a case. Yet I was a fellow student who never studied law back then. If I shared half of my intelligence with you, your life will experience a tremendous upgrade. This is no bragging time.

What is your relevance on this board? You think it is all about insults, copying and pasting insults from the internet? You are a nuisance who really wants to feel among.

What a scapegrace. I don't even feel insulting you will restore you to the path of common sense.

StarBoard:
In as much as we won't rush to label the Dutch league top grade I still think they produce good players.
So in that sense the jury is still out on him.
He has 4 goals and two assists (I think) so far despite his overall nonsense play, so there may be hope. He may not be uber useless after all but no doubt he has to improve. He is getting rather big headed in my observation since the season began,but that could just be me.
Let's see how it goes.

Every league has good players. Even our own Nigerian league. I was just tired when the Depay hype became overbearing especially when one has seen what depay has played over time here in the Dutch league.

Anyways, make no mistake! Whatever will make manure finish below us is welcomed. If it involves playing Depay to achieve that, long may it continue!

Foolishness prevailing everywhere. I will dig out your posts whenever I choose to. Anything you post on this board can be used against you once you decide not to know your limit on this board. Even the owner of this forum has warned that you are responsible for whatever you post.

If you give me a reason to insult you, be ready to get it as you wish. You can as well dig into my posts as far back as 2006 to see what substance Pataki is made of. Na your headache be that.

funlord:


See the emoji! Are you now pained? Oya go behind your house and start smooching your transformer!
Your posts are exactly always like those of an experienced _idiot! Full of sound and fury but signifying nothing! Empty and vapid rants that excite you and you alone! I'm sure you had a lot of parental issues when you were still a growing simian! You seem to be a naturally unhappy ape!

So what is wrong with copying and pasting news from sky sports/goal.com/uefa/ you tube/ wikipideia etc when trying to bring breaking news, justify team selection or to make a point to _morons like you? You must be studying a "masters in _stupidity course" over there in the netherlands!

Or is my brain an Ipad? My knowledge is definitely more vast as regards man uniteds trivia than those of other clubs so why should I not consult a clubs website when trying to prove to their gay or bus parking fans that their logic is wrong? At least I'm not like you that relies on the METRO for your pearls of soccer wisdom or information! I'm sure you don't even realise the metros standing as a colossal joke among other papers in europe! Ask coogar or nihilist to clarify for you!

Hopeless curmudgeon! calling me insane shows your cerebral cortex lacks illumination. Asking me how I exposed YOU shows that you are myopic and mentally deranged. "Where you caught bragging on your gayner thread about getting me banned or not?" TRUE or FALSE? Witnesses yapa 4 here!

Abeg just run along and go and sort that your diminishing CGPA. After you achieve that then go and read another course on how to learn manners and also how to interact on a public forum without abusing someone who does not share your _moronic ideology or delights in bragging about getting monikers banned.

Hurry up and also go and search my whole NL history to see if you can find anything you can use for a rebuttal you hear? We all know that is your modus operandi, since you are to dumb to think on the spot! After all I know you are suffering from a new strand of the AIDS virus! Abysmal IQ Deficiency Syndrome! Bloody tool!

LOL. Jesu sunkun walai! And someone labored to call this one his own child? Ekun abiyamó!

You see your life in 4Dx?! When I said you struggle too hard to feel among, you just had to prove me right again. Is this all you have got? Not impressed one bit.

When you are tired of your own stewpeedity, you will logout and go face your daily life frustrations. There is more to life than trying to feel you are a keyboard warrior on a faceless board. You have a lot to learn son.

StarBoard:
Ahahaha

me I listen to the message (sometimes) not the messenger. I can't listen to some people even if they bring the message of salvation.

As per Memphis, I'm not ready to give up on him just yet. He was player of the season in the Eredivisie so I guess he has some kind of quality. He has been frustrating to watch as a United fan to be honest .

Am not ready to make the adaptation excuse for him given the huge fee we paid for a 21 year old, after all Martial is on his way and he has similar scenario regarding his transfer to United.

Merefish has no excuse to be honest. He came with a hype and unfortunately has not lived up to the hype that was placed on him. He has had a full pre-season training with ManU unlike Martial. Yet, the difference is clear.

Eredivisie is shittty. I would even be in the stadium to watch his former team play tomorrow. He has the qualities no doubt, but he is not an ideal ManU player. I would be suprised if he proves me wrong.

Leyqute:
£ go soon clear for your eye. We all know as Arsenal dey do

You mean THE UNPREDICTABLES? E be like say, the 3 - 0 una sef don chop no belleful una yet.

StarBoard:
I don repent.
I go pray after the message of MaziOmenuko. It touched my heart.
I did not say you were not born again o o.

Abeg today is a holy day. We are fasting and wearing sackcloth and ashes.

The Lord bless you might,y for exploits today, bro.

Go and sin no more. Mazi na certified ashawo storyteller, don't pay attention to him.

You should listen to certified and ordained priests/prophet like us. Afterall, I prophesied like Prophet Ezekiel of old about una merefish of a player. Your people insulted the living daylight out of this living prophet.

Coogar where art thou?

Why are you always missing when I have bragging rights from my team? Did you see what we did to Bayern and their so-called Alagolo of a defender?

StarBoard:
Ok bro.
The Lord is your strength.
I thank God for your life. You are blessed.

Out of the same mouth you don use to curse one retardő the whole night, you dey use am to bless another hopeless fool in the morning?

Small time now, una go dey say Pataki is not a born again. I am praying for repentance for all of una.

funlord:
Pataki! I agree you are a beast! "YOU are actually A BEAST OF BURDEN! You have earned your stripes in calling mods you _stupid, 2 faced, deluded coward! I concur!

Look boy! You were caught like the little crybaby prat that you are and I EXPOSED you! You are not, will not and cannot ever be on my level as far as soccer or regards anything else in your sad life is concerned! I saw you viewing so I had to send you that subliminal message! Your insecurity has caused you to respond abi? Lol............

By the way I don't need to consistently mention _idiots like YOU in my posts! I don't want to be associated with retards such as yourself!
Now kindly get the _fuck back into your distorted world of gayner purgatory! Your time to be noticed has expired! Hopeless _moron!

LOL! You still haven't learned your lesson. At least you are not starting your comment with that foolish emoticon smiley that depicts the insanity raging in your gutter skull. You will get schooled severely should you choose to keep on this path of your monotonous boring stewpeedity. I am the cyber-cure for deluded nitwits of your ilk.

How did you expose me? See me see this rodent feeling fly. You remind me of that Greek goat, I came across last week who foolishly thinks it is the best thing on this island.

You are trying too hard to feel among. I can almost feel your keyboard frustration. What do you know about football other than quoting (copy and paste) SkyNews and wikipedia and posting it here. You wear stewpeedity with the most graceful aplomb! What a glorious gerbil you truly are.

pazienza:
Hmm, that return against Bayern in Allianz Arena don begin send fears down my spine, after I rewatched Bayern- Porto return leg at Allianz Arena last season.

Choi! An enraged Bayern hell bent on revenge is a difficult beast to tame o!

Nah only Chineke God go save Arsenal for that match . Ah be dry confident before, but as the day goes by, my confidence wears off.

Be at rest fellow Gunner. Arsenal plays at the utmost best this season when teams come out to attack us. Go and ask Leicester and Manure what we did to them when they thought they had an attacking force.

Spy360:
Arsenal 3-0 Man Utd

Arsenal 2-0 Bayern Munich

Ramdeuter vs Adelaina

Father put all our enemies to confusion.

Amen oh! I was even expecting them to be consoling each other. Here they are, arguing about which season Arsenal beat Dortmund.

funlord:


My guy don't mind nihilist abeg! It should be an honour for any CHELSEA FAN to even interact for 1 minute with even a 1 day old "MAN UNITED" fan because engaging football royalty purifies their souls and helps them to attain clarity about matters in football when they engage with our ilk!

I'm even ashamed that in his summation about the issue he had to resort to the "old, sad and tired I'm old on nairaland or I miss the good old days recycled crap" that old members tend to spill when they have no solution to their despair on boards! I thought I only heard such moaning from all those bitter single/married women in the family section and not on a _fucking soccer thread!

Half of them that have suddenly become contrite are "so guilty" themselves of the offence of "idiotic trolling" that they actually deserve more than the poundings they receive here for being consistent twits! When have you ever seen 1 of them raise or post any objective football topic that we can even debate on regarding united or even chelsea or arsenal?

I've been here since may 2015 and this is the 2nd time I've been banned unjustly by rival fans who can't stand the same trolling that they love to spread on this thread! The 1st time was because 1 cowardly gayner ran to report me when he could not stand the shower of vitriol he was receiving from me and I provided evidence of it when he was bragging on their thread of how he got me banned and secondly was when that sad ape got us all banned from a few days ago!
..

What is this tsetse fly feeling like? Mention my name and stop typing like a coward.

Idiotic verbiage that amounts to senseless rambling. There are moderators on this board. I have told you and openly stated that even Seun can be called upon to verify if I ever made a request for you to be banned.

You are one of the manure fans that really tries to feel among. Go and learn from erudite manure fans like afrodoc, StarBoard, Sinizia, Jackal/Sauron/Coogar, tkb417, Emperor, AdeLaNa1, dopeJemi, Purist, and so many others.....

Pataki is a one man army beast. I have earned my stripes in bans. So if you get banned, that is your freaking headache. You are lucky that your id was not even wiped off from this forum. Stay in your lane. Pataki is a certified NL weere when he is in his elements.

Another season again on the manure thread. It is always happening on the scummies thread for sure. You guys ain't called scummies as a joke.

That said, I think manure fans should learn to ignore some shekpe fans most times.

As an example: Two or three seasons ago, there used to be this resident wéére who is a Shekpe fan on this board by the name 1025. For those who remember that dude, I don't think the imbecility level of this Kolade dude is near average to that of 1025. Sensible peeps simply just learnt to ignore him. The thing about trolling is that, you post to get attention from opposing fans to incite them to anger and react. 1025 as an example was severally ignored as decided on the Arsenal thread and today he hardly comes into the sport section again.

My point is, choose to ignore where possible. After a while, the dude will move on. Give him the attention and he knows that he has you all in his hands.

^^^
So the two of una, after una don chop heavy flogging from Arsenal from una respective shittty teams, you carry una yeye sef come my thread dey argue aimlessly abi?

Waka!

Martial scores from the center. Yet Plato shuffles him to the left flank all because merefish is useless. And Rooney obviously cannot function on the flank.

igbsam:
are u scared ?

Scared of what? A ban?? After almost 10 years on this forum, a ban is what I should be scared of?

CEOHaterInc:
Same Configuration as Saturday when Anthony had like 200 takeons. You need to watch what you say about the best 19 year old striker in the world.

Nihilist??

igbsam:
be careful else I call d mod on u to go serve your own sentence

Na wa oh! Is this the new modus operandi? Calling mods to silence una tormentors abi?

So is it safe to assume and say because of merefish's uselessness on the flanks that Martial (manure's best attacker) has now been assigned to the flanks?

Manure already a goal down?

Martial on the left? Rooney at the center? Plato is a f@cking genius I swear!

sinizia:
LOL. By Jah's grace, Mancunians won't let EPL down. Apart from preventing a party, we need the bragging rights to shut naysayers up.


BTW, you missed an epic fight between Coog, Aírmark and Nihílist. No worry, next time, I'll reach out to Assin Wenger to notify you of any ongoing fight.

I have truly missed. I have been eagerly waiting to see what substance Nihilist is made of. I saw the fighting was brewing when Coogar was throwing jibes at Nihilist, but my lack of 24/7 internet prevented me from reading Nihilist response. Airmark na certified jaguda with those hin gifs.

Anyways, I am hoping you guys win tonight.

raumdeuter:
I told you 3 weeks ago we were not that motivated for a win and wanted to help your sorry arsses out

We didnt need to you, your season depended on the result

Hopefully they pair us together in knockout stages so we can teach you footballing lessons as we usually do

See as dem turn Belerin inside out like Kris Kros

https://giant.gfycat.com/OpulentLikableDragonfly.gif

Shay oju ti e? Iru oponu omo wo ni e bayi ke?! Na so-so sufferhead dey sweet you so? We sodomized your useless team last night, yet you are still foolishly praying they pair us together in the knockout stages?

BALLERin is by far a worthy football defender than that apeere (basket) of an Alagolo you call a defender in your team. The way BALLERin is playing, Alago has never and will never reach his potential.

codedguy1:
See as u just dey open teeth since yesterday!

My guy, you needed to have seen my reaction immediately I came out from the plane and logged on to the internet to check the score.

Na una turn tonight. Make una no mess-up!

Shekpe fans, did you cech out our own fantastic Petr Cech yesterday night against the best team in Europe?

My Arsenal peeps, I have missed una all oh!

Even the Wenger-bashing dolts are here smiling after we defeated Bayern. Na wa oh!

Even with Arsenal not buying A SINGLE outfield field, we defeated the best team in Europe inside our own Home of Football.

StarBoard:
Island of Agbowo

Enough people chop ban. Apparently there was a fight (as is always the case in here). Mods were called in by some people supporting a side in the lower half of the table hence the hidden posts.
I stumbled into the fight, made an innocent observation, next thing one Siamese cockroach is riding my nuts.

Meanwhile I gotta give your side enough props for the tactical display last night.

LOL...Island of Agbowo ke? I have noticed people just post these days, looking for relevance and cyber recognition on the sports board. I most times give a response and subsequently just ignore. I have learnt to pick my battles wisely if I need to.

Thank you thank you for your unsolicited props. I hope una go make us EPL teams proud tonight oh. Ahmed Musa dey wait for una sha.

Mystic1:
This are the possibly banned candidates for day before yesterday(monday),
Coogar
Nihilist
Adelana
Dopejemi
Airmark
Na all the shekpe fans come here find trouble ooo and while Coogar started schooling them, one shekpe fan named Nitlad went to call the mods.
While yesterday, the possibly banned candidates are;
Uniquegem and,
Sailorxy.
This one was caused by one alleged stupidity sample named Footreja. He came from exactly no where(but uniquegems report suggests he's from IDP camp) to look for wahala and while Uniquegem and sailor were giving it to him on all fronts, the weyrey called the mod and the 2 are possibly in nairaland dungeon now.
But you missed ooo, the war here this past few days no be small thing ooo, congrat on your victory sha, as for Dayo, I dissed the guy sotay he started crying yesterday night. You should have seen him.

LOL! I have truly missed. Dayo is always touchy and exceptionally humble whenever his team loses. Watch him, the next few days he will make limited number of posting and no lau-lau yarning on any of the EPL threads.

If Bayern loses, he has this foolish way of making fanciful appealing emotions with his posts, that you can almost feel he is crying about his useless team. I no pity am at all.

I hope there is a nearby hospital around him. I don't want to hear he don pokunso for yankee oh! Or else you will be held accountable!!!