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Vaabra01:
giv her ursef

Obviously u don't get it

Michellla:
so you forcefully broke her Virginity?

Please don't get me wrong.. she was disvirgined already just not too long

chriskosherbal:
Do something you have not done before

Babaa what do u think i have not done b4 pls tell me

slimzypink:
explain again

How

cruzita:
wrap chewing gum and stick sweet and give to her

U are not serious, are u?

Story Story? STORY!








Naija won't stop to amuse me...

Dear fellow Nlanders
My name is patrick I really need ur advice. Making my story short, I have a girlfriend whom i didn't know just lost her virginity.....We wanted to make out and all of a sudden she's acting somehow, i was hard already that i had to go hard on her...The thing is now she's angry @me and wouldn't talk to me.
I love her so much and want us to be as we used to be. Val day is closing up so i want u(Nlanders) to please help me suggest a nice gift/present for her.

cc: lalasticlala

She told me she was a virgin after she was into me and now wanted sex she now changed it to she was rape....imagine that

Dear Nlanders

I invited a girl to my house and she said she don't visit guys at home so i aske her where will be ok/convenient for her she saidve "any fastfood maybe" so now i'm like she wanna eat but she don't wanna give up her ass. I seriously need to bleep her.

WHAT DO I DO?

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mybelle:
Nairalanders, your suggestions are most welcome

will u buy fairly used BlackBerry Q10 for 35k? Email me if ur interested patrickokechukwu_saint@yahoo.com

I greet you all and wish you a wonderful new year.
.......contribute in these issues.....

(1) what are the difference between courtship ( a case study of Mary and Joseph) and friendship (a case study of contemporary youths).

(2) does Christians (unmarried people) practice courtship or friendship before they marry? Remember am referring to Christian of this era.

(3) can courtship review characters or help in studying behaviours for marriage?

(4) To be in friendship for ten years and marry same person and joy your marriage with children is it a SIN as a child of God.

(5) VERY important, have methods of worshiping God changed? That makes some behaviours that widely known as SIN to be NO SIN any more, and since it is only change is constant is recorded that the change can affect the methods of worshiping GOD?

Please contribute on any question you want.

Thanks...

Money is a bastard

misspicy:

I can never replace my mum with any amount of money thank you

some of us value human life than money

Sorry for d loss but trust me dia won't be need bringing her back.....just go for d red pill and give her more befitting burrial

pass me d Red pill

I go like fvck dis girl oo

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misspicy:

and you want to make her bitter and loose



lemme ask you one question
when are you marrying her?

Next year by God's grace

Hahahahahahahahaha

Na d dog own funny die...how dat man wan take jump comot if he notice cos dat dog weh I d see go still jump catch daat thn oooo

misspicy:
LMAO,I only have pity on her pvssy

you mean you have been destroying it anyhow?na wa

. I wasn't destroying anything pls...if it's destroyed y would I still want it...she's just so sweet and tight

emmijes3:
How does havin sex with her night or morning,prove you love her?

she still love me just that she want us to slow down on it so she decide we do it once

I inlove with dis girl, we have been together for some years now. I don't know if i'm a s*x freak but I know I fvck good and I fvck all d time now it's becoming an issue for my girl she feels I don't love her that it's her pu**y I want........she said I should prove to her I still love her by fvcking her @night or morning so now i'm confused I don't know which to choose.


Ur help is highly appreciated..tnx

jopretty:
Hahahahhahaaaa...*lips sealed*

say something modafvka

Here is what he captioned it Sometimes i pretend to be Normal. But it gets Boring. So I go back to being Me. ‪#‎CoolDude‬ ‪#‎CoolestDude‬ ‪#‎merrychristmas‬

i bumped into dis hilarious pic on my facebook i couldn't stop laughing due to several response from friends so i have decided to share with nairalanders









whats ur take on dis

grad2012:
Fine o just eating plenty rice n chicken.Am so happy nothing like Christmas,I love u Christmas so much.

lolz

Mehn.... I have eaten 3 times already



Pls whats happening at ur side?