BlaqCoffee109:
..yeah? thank GOD am a grown assed woman and so are other good women out there

Find one for me... D ones here are killing me slowly.

ritababe:
lol, i told him am HIV positive after we return from shopping and he wanted to have his way .
the guy give me money join my transport say make I dey go.

Watch him tell everyone you are HIV positive and these kinda gist spreads like wildfire. Will be very hard convincing people you are not. Like say you will be walking about with test results showing negative.

utenwuson:
lol" my EX says she hates sex wen I was wooing her, I asked why? she says she will b feeling pain.........

but when we started having s*x. she ll b screaming "baby harder, baby hit me hard, baby drill me hard, baby pls am cumin, baby ds baby dt"

I was like WTF.... girls can lie sha

Lwkmddddddd

Another big lie.........I don't like sex too much Infact I can do without the tin for 1 year.

naijaboiy:
Damn I can't even count.

1) He's just my friend. (Meanwhile she was chopping the dick daily from him)

2) My phone was stolen and I lost your contact.

3) I've not had sex for over a year now.

The last and the most ridiculous.....

4) I was a virgin and we "did" it accidentally. I don't just know how it happened. (Say God!)

Chai!

When I was a virgin was raped by my bf

She told me she was a virgin after she was into me and now wanted sex she now changed it to she was rape....imagine that

BossKratos:





Gerrarahia woman!

I'm sure you are a "phd holder in lieology" hence your stance!

you have forgotten who you say you are...hades been your favorite vacation spot, you definitely are the phd holder in lieology punk ...anyways since you are still wet behind the ears about women and the various kinds, let me educate you ...not everyone need to lie once they know what they are about..you dig?You definitely are used to these type of women who do all your aforementioned hence your fallacious generalizations

Ximonak:


That I"m pregnant almost made my friend(guy) to abscond from NYSC, if not that we went to do some investigation from his gf friends.

I Neva hug d girl finish she tell me say she dey pregnant sef

BlaqCoffee109:
you have forgotten who you say you are...hades been your favorite vacation spot, you definitely are the phd holder in lieology punk ...anyways since you are still wet behind the ears about women and the various kinds, let me educate you ...not everyone need to lie once they know what they are about..you dig?You definitely are used to these type of women who do all your aforementioned hence your fallacious generalizations

See painment? Lol....listen little _twat, go and finish learning about puberty and your menstrual cycle before you come and try to educate anyone about women alright!

Try educating yourself 1st! You are still developing so please save us the bullshite education that you have gained from cosmo, mills and boon, telemundo or from some other child like yourself that jobbed you into thinking you were in some kind of relationship

You know absolutely nothing! Now swerve the _fuck back into oblivion or the playground from whence you came! And abeg try to stop lying, its unladylike! Lmfao!!!

BossKratos:



See painment? Lol....listen little _twat, go and finish learning about puberty and your menstrual cycle before you come and try to educate anyone about women alright!

Try educating yourself 1st! You are still developing so please save us the bullshite education that you have gained from cosmo, mills and boon, telemundo or from some other child like yourself that jobbed you into thinking you were in some kind of relationship

You know absolutely nothing! Now swerve the _fuck back into oblivion or the playground from whence you came! And abeg try to stop lying, its unladylike! Lmfao!!!

see this mofo ..."painment" from a random stranger who happens to be a twerp? Sweety, i have been too busy with my life to even reply you...up till now, my replying you have validated you..cheers on that, skip on now.

BlaqCoffee109:
see this mofo ...

LOLZ !
Nairaland can be annoying...
I feel u..

Miggs:
she told me she was a virgin.when I finally drilled her after much stress,dat was when I realised her kitten was so wide,oshiomole could hide inside that borehole for three weeks

Lmfao.

stevecantrell:


LOLZ !

Nairaland can be annoying...

I feel u..

hey babe...you always are a breathe of fresh air hereon ya know ? ...some people like this clown can just be plain ridiculous, sheesh!

BlaqCoffee109:
hey babe...you always are a breathe of fresh air hereon ya know ? ...some people like this clown can just be plain ridiculous, sheesh!

Yeah Luv, I know....when are you swinging by Lag next ?

stevecantrell:


Yeah Luv, I know....when are you swinging by Lag next ?

...lag? erhmmm, hard to say for now, most definitely might be getting to lag shortly but its not concrete yet...tentative...you in lasgidi now?

BlaqCoffee109:
...lag? erhmmm, hard to say for now, most definitely might be getting to lag shortly but its not concrete yet...tentative...you in lasgidi now?

Oh well...pls keep us duly posted on that...I hope to see more than Nescafe...

stevecantrell:


Oh well...pls keep us duly posted on that...I hope to see more than Nescafe...

..who are the us?

BlaqCoffee109:
..who are the us?

The welcoming committee.

stevecantrell:


The welcoming committee.

...

Dat awkward moment wen she said she's schooling @ unilag abuja

She told me, "i was raped". And i was like "for real? Where did it apen" and she said "i went to see him and i be like "chai dt guy ehn, nd its nt in d palour ooo, he raped u in d room oo? Sorry u hear" nd she said "yes, he forced me" and i be like "chai after u don use ur two leg waka enter him room wen palour dey, d guy con get mind rape u, and u did not shout ooo"

fishbone11:
girls can lie sha, this girl told me she was a virgin, when we eventually did it, lo'' & behold it was "Pharaoh's well'. She then told me when I confronted her abt her virginity, she said she stepped into a broken bottle and went for operation....Lol. I just faint.

This is very serious.she needs deliverance

She lied dat she has brain cancer, so as to make me love her