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jkaro:
if worst turn out, am ready to go out and fight for the peace of the nation and the freedom for the world. no bully another to get what u want.



I stand for peace but my quietness should not be like stupidity....

are u a judge?

goodman3:
...Read about the history of curing diseases, you will see that medical profession is like a cult.

thank God u said like a cult, that means its not a cult, so my friend, don't get people confuse!!!

Dear God,You Took away my favourite Singer (Michael Jackson)Also took away my favourite Rapper (Dagrin)You took away my favourite Actor (Sam Loko)Took away My favourite Comedian (Dede One Day)God, Am writing this to let you know that President Buhari is my Favourite President... I know you can Do it again..

TRIBUTE TO OCHOLI, SON AND WIFE
Resting where no shadows fall.
In memory's garden we meet every day.
Together for ever.
Earth has one gentle soul less, And Heaven one angel more.
Deep in our hearts a memory is kept, Of one we loved and shall never forget.
God will link the broken chain, As one by one we meet again.
In our hearts he will always stay,Loved and remembered every day.
Their life a beautiful memory,Their absence a silent grief.
God bless you and keep you in His care, Until we meet again. You fell asleep without goodbye,
But memories of you will never die.
Time may pass and fade away, But memories of you will always stay.
In God’s care you rest above, In our hearts you rest with love.
Words are few, thoughts are deep, Memories of you we will always keep.
Happy memories silently kept, No need for words, we’ll never forget.
Simple words but very true, We’ll always love and remember you.
A cluster of memories sprinkled with tears, Wishing God had spared you a few more years.
Tenderly we treasure the past, With memories that will always last.
Partings come and hearts are broken, Loved ones go with words unspoken.
Never selfish, always loving and kind, These are memories you leave behind. Ours is just a simple prayer, God bless and keep you in His care.

sad news.... so pathetic!

7 HILARIOUS INSANITY TEST
1. An insane person walks about like President Buhari walkawalka
2. An insane person lies a lot like Liar Muhammed (Minister)
3. An insane person smells like Buhari female minster
4. An insane person complain on anything like Nairalanders
5. An insane person mixed English like mama Patience
6. An insane person accumulate dirt like when civil servants were on strike in Kogi State.
7. feel free to add yours!
If your are among any of this category, just know that your already a mad person.....If this post those not make you laugh, then your broblem is bigger than you! If u are smiling, then you are about to go mad. If you do any of this, go and examine your head!

Four Year Old Sentenced To Life Imprisonment
Ahmed Mansour Karni, a 4-year old child, will be spending the rest of his life in prison following a court ruling in western Cairo on Tuesday. The little boy was convicted in absentia for several charges, including murder, reports
Ventures Africa.
Going by the timeline of events that led to the alleged crimes the youngster is being convicted for, Karni was about 2-years old at the time, as they occurred two years ago during the riots and demonstrations of January 3 2014. But his name was on a list of over a hundred people “wanted” for murder, disturbance of the peace and damaging state property.
Prior to the ruling, a defense attorney, Faisal al-Saud, who said that Karni’s name ended on the list by mistake, presented the child’s birth certificate to the court, but it appears the material was not transferred and that the presiding judge did not review the case. “The child, Ahmed Mansour Karni’s birth certificate was presented after state security forces added his name to the list of accused, but then the case was transferred to the military court and the child was sentenced in absentia in an ensuing court hearing,” said the lawyer.
Although Karni’s birth certificate proves that he was born in September 2012, the court indictment states that the child is guilty of murder – four counts, attempted murder – eight counts, threatening security forces and vandalizing property belonging to the Egyptian Health Administration and vehicles belonging to security forces.
How can a two-year old commit these crimes?
In response to Karni’s ruling, Egyptians took to social media blasting the government and the clearly dysfunctional legal system, accusing them of corruption and injustice. An angry Egyptian lawyer, Mohammed Abu Huraira, said that the court decisions can’t be appealed; he issued a response to the ridiculous judgement saying, “On the eve of injustice and madness in Egypt, a four-year old child was sentenced to life imprisonment.
He is accused of disturbance, damage to property and murder. The Egyptian scales of justice are not reversible. There is no justice in Egypt. No reason. Logic committed suicide a while ago. Egypt went crazy. Egypt is ruled by a bunch of lunatics.”
A history of unfair trials
When former army chief, Abdel Fattah el-Sisi, was elected president in 2014, he made a pledge to the UN General Assembly to uphold judicial independence, freedom of expression, and the rule of law but, in practice, el-Sisi has failed to walk the walk.
Instead, his government extended the jurisdiction of military courts to try civilians and gave room for human rights violations by security forces.
According to Amnesty International, the Egyptian judicial system is deeply flawed. Mansour Karni is not the first child to receive such an unfair and unjust judgement, courts throughout Egypt sentence children to life imprisonment and even death in contravention of both international and Egyptian law.
Hundreds of activists have also been sentenced to death after unfair trials on false charges. Judges fail to follow due judicial processes, as in the case of little Ahmed Mansour Karni, with some trials proceeding in the absence of the defendants and their lawyers. “In many cases, courts convicted defendants despite an absence of substantive evidence against them.
The Public Prosecution, increasingly, did not seek to determine individual criminal responsibility, instead bringing identical charges against groups of accused and relied heavily on reports and testimonies by police and security forces…”

8. I will get it from someone else.

SOURCE: http://www.silifa.com/2016/02/8-things-you-should-never-say-to-your.html[/quote]my girlfriend love saying number 8 all d time especially wen she ask for something and I don't give her..... very painful tho

op pls remember to include her fone number next tym

y dem no commot dia cloth

LordVarys:
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http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/02/19/world/africa/with-a-boom-before-the-cameras-nigeria-redefines-african-life.html


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u will never see olu Jacobs or Pete Edoche in dis picture....I just like these men

Meet Freedom 251
Freedom 251 packs specifications worthy of a $100 phone and all these for just 251 rupees. That’s about $3.6 given the current exchange rate which translates to about ₦1000. Freedom 251 has 4-inch IPS LCD screen with a qHD resolution (960×540). It is powered by a 1.3GHz quad-core processor and there’s a 1GB RAM to work with. The phone comes with a 8GB internal storage but this is expandable up to 32GB via a microSD card slot.
There’s a 3.2MP rear camera with auto focus and there’s also a 0.3MP camera at the front. Freedom 251 has a removable battery with a capacity of 1450mAh. It runs Android 5.1 Lollipop and comes with a 1 year warranty.
Unfortunately, this device won’t make it past the shores of India. You have to be an Indian or someone living in India to get it. The phone is way too cheap and there are speculations that the Indian government probably subsidized the phone to make technology accessible to everyone.
This phone is made by a company called Ringing Bells and it seems

God is wonderful isn't it?

The Federal Government aims to hand over the $4.5bn Ajaokuta steel complex to private operators this year as part of a plan to kick-start its industrial and mining industries, the Minister of Solid Minerals Development, Dr. Kayode Fayemi, has said.
Construction of the Ajaokuta steel plant, which lies on the Niger River and was supposed to have an installed capacity of five million metric tonnes of steel a year, began in 1979. Work was delayed by the government’s failure to pay the builders, Russia’s Tyazhpromexport, on schedule.
By 2004, when it was taken over by India’s Ispat Industries Limited, it had yet to produce any steel. Ispat’s concession was revoked in 2008 and the government has yet to resolve all outstanding legal issues, Fayemi said.
“Ajaokuta steel mill is one of the major issues I have put on the table,” Fayemi was quoted by Bloomberg to have said in an interview in Cape Town on Monday. “Under my watch, it will be revived,” he said.
In addition to steel, Fayemi said the government aimed to improve the implementation of mining laws, make available better data on the country’s deposits and act to regulate informal mining. Because of the global rout in commodity prices, the minister does not expect significant investment soon.
“The sector has been comatose for some time. We will be ready for the next boom,” he added.
Initially the focus will be on industrial minerals for domestic consumption, he said. Limestone for cement production, iron ore for steel, bitumen for asphalt, barium for oil drilling and lead and zinc will be focused on, he said.
The country will also try and attract investment into gemstone mining and will improve data on gold deposits in Zamfara State and elsewhere before trying to attract investors in 2017, he said. businessnews.com.ng/2016/02/11/government-moves-to-privatise-ajaokuta-steel-plant/
An attempt will also be made to revive thermal coal production for power generation, Fayemi added.

impressing

Pls Somebody help me! I gave a huge amount of money 2 a blind man 2 help me keep, the money am suppose to invest in a business. then i travelled. When i came back, d blind man became def and dump. I dnt knw how 2 collect back my money. I need the money desperately#reality

too bad...

after washing their dirty pants (with menstruation blood on the pant), dirty bra and dirty cloths, they stored the water and poured it on the student and forced him to drink the water in the name of rejoicing with him.... what a wicked world we live in

he resurected dis morning just before the burial

PRYCE:
I'm going to follow this Legal quagmire to it's end!

what if u die like Audu bfr arriving at peak of the issue

Jibsonified:
I'm really interested, please can u kindly give details about this application's pros and cons.

Will appreciate your response.

follow the link bellow
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/tax-professional-development-programme

Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs UK is recruiting for 200 graduates as Tax proffessionals to be developed into senior HMRC positions through a 4 year development programme. Starting salary is £27,000 to £29000 rising to £47,000 to £53000 by end of the development program. You do not have to be an accountant to apply. You will be trained. Minimum qualification is a 2.2 hons degree. Does not have to be a UK degree. Applications are open to Commonwealth citizens, EEA and UK citizens. Applucation closes on Nov 24 , so if you are interested will be good to apply on time as there are some tests. More information and how to apply can be found at following web address. https://www.gov.uk/guidance/tax-professional-development-programme

A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem. what kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?
Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance 3. It is polite, it bows after performing.

Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves. ⭕1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're bleeped.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got bleeped to achieve it.
⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.


✅Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and educate someone else.

Almost everynight she comes to my room and tell me a story about how her husband is 2minutes man and she want a agile young man like me who can do it very well. she has a kid for dis man.....my good ppl, wat should i do? should i whip her wit my koboko or i should tell her husband?

ladies, drop ur whatsapp number here let's hook up.....just friends 07039013868 paulonice

rexkexmilan:
OP, Why did She "Break" your Heart na Your Deek na 1.3 inches ni? Abi your account balance Dey read 5 Figures .

nairalanders are not just serious

adaksbullet:
Iff am tok bad tins too her live noun peepu we sayed am bad persin that am weekend .......am in mine lane jeje and she cum frm no whr to angry mine angry.....iff u angry mine angry again in these NL, I we telled erybodys whot u sayed that day

pls don't make me to laf

guys no time for all dis jokes ooo....am dem serious and its really disturbing me. dis is a girl I have been dating for good 5years plus....I need sm1 to tell me something good

she just broke my heart due to distance factor and her mind is made up. what should I do? let her go or beg her?

Paulonice:
I av been trying so many medication bt it seems notin is working....how do I get the real medication pls?

my village people won spoil my fine boy