₦airaland Forum

LaDivva:
Lol, he asked me what I meant by Nairaland the day I mentioned it so don't worry

dnt tel me som1 is dre already

emusmith:

padi take am easy,ladivva nah close pal

safarigirl:
if I 'furnish' you with pics and you discover I don't fit your 'ideal chic' physically, what next?

Guy, locate a babe within your immediate vicinity and do the needful

haha sharp gal,u sef put ur pix make we feel am small

LaDivva:
Lol, he asked me what I meant by Nairaland the day I mentioned it so don't worry

tell him am taking over soonest

Isaacmacdon:
smack what? My property.. don't even dare. D A** z mine at least for d moment. don't tryna put sand inside my garri..

hahaha una plenty for the mtr. . . . . . .issorraii

LadyBoss1:

why u do mouth like this

LadyBoss1:
Ya near Ajegunle

iffa smack ur. . . . . . . . . . ow was ur dae?

LadyBoss1:

are u the homebase

After all guesses,would u tel us ow old u are?

greenstar:
due to many pms in my mailbox i have decided to help out...
lets get started,,,,
now everybody will know close up toothpaste?buy one,buy a small bottle of honey,a soft bristle toothbrush..if u have all dz thngs set then cngrats cuz u wnt believe ur own mouth again ever!
in here u are gonna learn how to use those three items above there to remove dead skin cells 4rm ur lips making it pinkish..

every night i repeat every night b4 u sleep put a handful of red toothpaste now apply it on ur lips like ur rubbing lipsticks..leave it there til morning..in d morning use a clean cloth to wipe it off..nw when brushing brush ur lips like u brushn ur teeth after that apply honey 4 like 30minutes then wipe it off.. u good to go!
be patient bro!apply continuosly,u wil notice ur skin peeling and the colour changes 4rm black to brown i.e the inital stages.. cntinue rubbin and applying the honey and in like 3mnths it wil finally peel off 4rm brown to pink..
in my nxt post i wil be teachn u on how to maintain the lips ..

when would u post it?

dovelike:
Do I look like I need help? Didn't I manage perfectly well on my own?

if u need my help,jez lemme knw

TheUmmah:
And there you have it! Abeg sinnzu, truckpusher,ladyboss1, funlord, pbs4real, jacksparrow01,sonofmark, prettythicksme etc! Anyday anyone of your monikers is mentioned by kingsamurai, ishilove has stated that you should notify her so that he will receive a permanent BAN! Let us wait and see if he can resist his silly urges my work is done here! Take care!

take care ummah.

MrCork:
...an who told u Ishilove isn't feelin fine?

ask her

Gurgle:
Ok; good luck. have you been there before

yep. . .

Sinnzu:
Im retired . Kinglekan and pbs4real don take over

if u retire,i would bcom a rev father. . .REAL TALK

dharay99:

I hope yhu don't come out of ur retirement ²strt again.

u shld knw sinnzu is jez kidding

TheUmmah:
Ha ha! You are in soup! You should have kept quiet! Now let me call all the witnesses so that the mods can link your posts to all the times you were spilling crap about them!

Cc: sinnzu, pbs4real, funlord, dharay99,
Sonofmark!

Ishilove and obinoscopy! Rule breaker award winner! Check his posts and mentions!

lolxx, he's taken advantage of the fact that ishilove isn't feeling to fine to cause trouble. . . . .he's broken almost all the rules

vheMa:

u too like fúck

Gurgle:
Yes. what are you coming to London to do

business

KingTom:
that one no go work for here o

hahaha. . .i trust u

Cutehector:
lol we are the main threat here.....

hahaha. . .ow va mhìzkèl?

KingTom:
oh so he is riding solo abi?

dts cutehector for,he's stingy wen it cums to women

KingTom:
my night was good jaire. Yours nko?

same here,tnx. . . .dnt mind cutehector,he wants to eat alone

KingTom:
Hector you sly fox, you haven't introduced me to your friend?
***kisses her hand***

hahaha lobatan! ,gues am nt the main threat here

Cutehector:
Pbs4real, go and brush ur teeth.... Its too early for womanizing...

i tuale for u. . .prof,u tot me u knw?

Kingtom dey ghost-mode. . . Ow ur nyt?

pinkpebbles:
If it wasnt you or cutehector,who was it in d dreamland na? Coz there was sombori. My nyt was gud and I hop u slept well too

jez kidding ya,i enjoy'd evry bit dt makes our nyt a vry gud one ryt

pinkpebbles:
M gud.sup wt u?

am alryt,ow was ur nyt? Didnt see u in dreamland

dovelike:
Am not replying you. You called me a snitch. Or are you a gold digger now.

gold digging indeed,like u gat gold

pinkpebbles:
So u missed the real life and d dreamworld. Kai, truly you cannot seduce. We would teach u somthin else. Like how to bake or sew

sap wit ya?

Gurgle:
No UK and where are you

nig. . . .would be cumin to london nxt two month,is dat wre u are?

dovelike:
Am not replying you. You called me a snitch. Or are you a gold digger now.

wna link u up wit someone dre,he could be of help u knw?