LaDivva:

Lol, you're really funny

Randyhot:
just furnish me with your current pics and give me 5 seconds.

Randyhot:
Nice one op,now i have the "microscope"to examine this two chicks in my pipeline.

LaDivva:

Lol, he asked me what I meant by Nairaland the day I mentioned it so don't worry

pbs4real:
tell him am taking over soonest

safarigirl:
if I 'furnish' you with pics and you discover I don't fit your 'ideal chic' physically, what next?

Guy, locate a babe within your immediate vicinity and do the needful

emusmith:

pbs4real:
padi take am easy,ladivva nah close pal

safarigirl:
if I 'furnish' you with pics and you discover I don't fit your 'ideal chic' physically, what next?

Guy, locate a babe within your immediate vicinity and do the needful

LaDivva:

Lol, he asked me what I meant by Nairaland the day I mentioned it so don't worry

seunoni34:
2 and 4 is the most common

emusmith:


Lol...pipeline?

Randyhot:
yea pipeline,just a figure of speech about my mojos to bewitch fair ladies.

Randyhot:
you dont even meaure,my reports after viewing your pics is for the benefit of views here,as you said that no one can define you,

Rapmoney:
Emusmith on the keypads again!

emusmith:

Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition.


Well, I'm pretty sure you're acquainted with the mantra/maxim, "by their fruits, you shall know..."

Have you ever experienced or seen a pretty girl keep diving from one relationship status to another?

Today, Married; Tomorrow, Single; Saturday; Complicated; Sunday; Married to the Lord

If Yes, I guess you are with me on this

This is a common and abysmal situation and I hope to PINPOINT WHAT'S IN FOR THE GUYS.

The PURPOSE of this thread is:

1. To enlighten guys so they figure out the Ready and the Ripe girls lest they keep wasting their time around the heartless and 'homicidal' ones.

2. To understand the body language the lady who sincerely doesn't appreciate your presence and thus pull out as a big boy.

3. To reveal the tactical approach SOME 21st century ladies now use to cheat on guys, friend zone some and break the hearts of the rest.

Without much ado, let's get down to biz:

1. The Truly Engaged


Trust me, if you see them you'll know. Most, if not all always go around with their rings. While chatting with her, she notices when you're 5KM away to touching the soft spot of her heart, immediately no matter how cute you are, her replies are no longer frequent. She hardly reply you. Most times, she changes her dp flashing her engagement ring. That's telling you, Back Off! I respect that!


2. The Heart Broken

These set of ladies are everywhere, seriously. Most times, the reason is because they look out for the wrong things in a man. Their friends are not helping matters too- they all discuss guys with the latest cars, wears, houses; MUNDANE THINGS! This kind will see a hustling guy that loves her, friend zone him while she cheats with Mr. Bigboy. The hustling guy discovers, leaves her. The Big boy has other girlfriends, she discovers, feel cheated and walks away. She comes to NL and say, Guys are the same. Very funny! Miss Heart Broken acts repulsively towards guys. Her past experience was painful. Yea! Whose fault?


3. Single And Welcoming

She is always nice and kind hearted. You will not hear her say harsh words to guys. To her, "my maga may be watching; the wall have ears, you know."
You may think she is faking it when unlike most feminists supports the motion, " The man is the head and the woman is the "neck", lol ", She is not. She just wants a guy who would love her and not toy with her heart, perhaps godly. I guess, parental influence has its toll on her.


4. Relationship COMPLICATED

This type often have her standards she has created for her ideal man and trust me, she is no where near becoming that. You see her most of the times walking down with different guys and you wonder, This chick has a long list of suitors. Yes, she has. Most times, she has a not-so-nice temperament. (Whether pretty or not). She has a bad temper and doesn't know how to curb it. On social networks, quote her and she rants heaven and earth, calling you names. That kind of girl is a bomb going to a guy's life to happen; the plenty guys sees it and stylishly walks away. She doesn't understand. She even goes spiritual. That's not the way hun, be patient with others. Start sticking your neck for "strangers". Quit selfishness.


5. Middle Of Nowhere

This is not being the previous. This kind of girl is mostly a "girlie girl". She is just growing but wants that to happen in a hurry. She might have a "good body" but she is still a "child". Sincerely, they are in every social network. That's the kind four friends in one hostel are sleeping with. She is just a Learner. Hers is a step above being complicated. Have you watched the movie, LOST? She is Lost. Her type on Social network always use very "strong" and offensive language when angry. She hates the word, "Love". Some of them believe in love but in a nonexistent form. At 20, she is FULLY AWARE, if you know what I mean. My Advice: Quit all those sexual involvements you call Relationship by all means. You'll see a 19 year old girl saying she wants to "marry" just because of cohabitation. Wetin she sabi?


6. The Single And Desperate

Hmm. I do encourage this set of ladies to keep being focused by being and developing themselves and making good use of their time preparing to be a wife indeed. You see, those that revolt my candid words believe they can force a guy to love them and get into relationship with them through indulging in the following:

A. Trapping him with pregnancy.
B. Going unclad with an aim of enticing.
C. Going out with married men.
D. Enticing their friend's boyfriend etc.

The desperate type on Social network don't have patience. They discover you're upcoming and visionary, they delete you, shaperly! No time! Desperation blindfolds! Sister Patience, be patient!


7. The Flirty Flirts

Some call them, "olo...". I just don't use the word. Errrrm...it's not visible on the dp, you know. I believe, you need an extra skill to detect this kind who are there to drain the precious life outa your "battery". You can call them "Delilah" because they're subtle and cunning. They may not necessarily ask for cash but they get so affectionate with you that makes you think you've won gold...you dey dust! She laughs easily; rolls on you simply; smiles sweetly; plays care freely BUT her heart wanders widely. Do you still think you don't need an extra skill? May you not enter that One-Chance!


In conclusion: Like Barack Obama said, Critics will always rise and they did against his superb idea of, US CLIMATE CHANGE PLAN and IRAN NUCLEAR BOMB DEAL.
As a FREELANCE Writer, I don't care about bashing others. I care more about distributing knowledge, whether perfect or imperfect. I learn and move ahead!

Gracias!

Randyhot:
Chei! there is this particular chick viewing this particular post now,please Nickypearl if your reading this,ur smoking hot and i like your type,but pity you might misunderstand me,but you carryam.

safarigirl:
yes, i'm probably not dumb enough to fit your idea of a great bae, so why bother?

Anyone who wants to see my pic can do so after approaching me nicely or whenever I put it up. I don't need a picture reviewer cuz everyone sees a pic with a different eye, but thanks for volunteering

Orikinla:


1000 Likes.

emusmith:


Lol...which number she fall?

Randyhot:
omo,the babe seems to appear lively and happy,flounting her entire asset,i think 1

emusmith:


Haha...engaged? She dey NL?

ldpele:
At OP, why did u choose to end with international politics? That Iranian deal won't scale through the house and ofcourse, Obama has gone down in history has the most vetoed president, because na veto him go use again. Nice counsel @topic

Randyhot:
yeesoooh,but dont you think she might just have room for one more, i can contest oo,maybe i can win,no offence nickypearl