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StrikeBack:
Who experience help?

See you

Tosinex:
I'll be there live! I only hope there's an ushering job I could do there.

�.. you suppose to have applied since na

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Enwhen:
Bro You sure say Boko Haram no go show for this place






I still like this life ooo...

Na u wan send them abi u Dey part of them

For those that don’t know,

The Experience is an annual, free gospel music concert held at the Tafawa Balewa Square in Lagos every year and it’s one of the biggest gospel event in Nigeria.

The Experience is a musical crib, it is organized by HOUSE ON THE ROCK.

This year's edition is on
Friday 6th December
Time: 7pm
Venue: TBS Lagos

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Pastor Enoch Adeboye has donated a sum of N10 million to the University College Hospital, Ibadan - The pastor donated the money for a hemodialysis machine that cost N10 million - Adeboye's son, Leke, recently revealed that his father has promised to donate two more machines General overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Pastor Enoch Adeboye, has donated the sum of N10 million to the University College Hospital (UCH) Ibadan, Oyo state.

It was gathered that the N10 million was used to purchase one hemodialysis machine for the hospital. The machine is said to be used to filter a patient's blood to remove excess water and waste products in the blood.

The pastor shared a post on his Instagram page, explaining that God had charged him to donate the hemodialysis machine to the school hospital. He said he left his home after his morning devotion to commission the machine.

In his post, Adeboye revealed that he realised that the hospital needed more help. He said he was led by the Holy Spirit and made a decision to donate two more.

Adeboye's son, Leke, also shared the post on his Instagram page, adding that his father has promised to donate two more machines at the sum of N20m.

Source: Leke Adeboye Via. Instagram

noblenoel:
Contact @Coflatmate on Twitter. Those guys have verified flatmate and apartment

Do u work with them? Or you are the owner of coflatmate?

Facebook and facepen

seunmsg:
There is no justification for the continued detention of Omoyele Sowore. The DSS should immediately release him and let’s avoid this unnecessary international embarrassment.

Why are you still on Nairaland spewing this shit.. where were you when the protest was made earlier today..

All this keypad warriors sef..
So it’s on Nairaland you came to right the free Sowore thing??
If you don’t know what to write , you either sleep or keep reading others comments

lalasticlala:
1 - 1

Correct...
which play score the equalizing goal?

VulgarLee:
You smoke?
Wetin u de call lala for

I be your mate??

Las las... lala carry am enter front page.. I be your boss for this Nairaland

Lalasticlala

nlPoster:
The number is much higher than 80%

Oya estimate and give reasons na

ceeroh:
You that you're asking, are you happy?

This reply shows you’re not happy with your life

topcatking:
Look at the state of the nation , ma guy.

In fact, I'm pissed that you asked such a question, when the reasons are evident.

Lol.. oga no pour your own anger on me here oo.. no be me be Buhari na

Macsjebs:
Yeah you are right, it happens in public places like buses, on Lagos roads etc and public forums like nairaland...
I once did a rap on it, in a place like Lagos for instance, the traffic is frustrating so u find people in a bid to beat it, may hit or scratch someone else and even if they don't, somebody must insult somebody on Lagos roads (I observed it happens frequently at that Lekki toll gate whenever the queue is long); hot weather too contributes


https://www.nairaland.com/5376666/100-quality-undiluted-perfume-oil

Thanks jare..
Especially Lagos people

I have noticed over the years that an average Nigerian is angry by default >:, you will just discover many are angry with you without any reason looking for where to vent their anger on.
please don’t come here and attack me.
Am talking based on research and response of some people..

Now the question is, why is 80% of Nigerians an angry depot.
Kindly share your reasons and if you have ever had any encounter or experience With any angry Nigerian . Share with us

stupidity:
Coupled with the stress from work on weekdays, even on weekends that I’m supposed to relax well, I still do research and studies. as a serious minded fellow(thank you) I hate to be idle on weekends. I’m not a lazy youth. This research was carried out on our beloved Nigerian ladies. (Kisses to my girlfriends)

I have come to realize that the new generation Nigerian ladies have attached too much importance to sex and money. (Not all though, the good ones are yet unborn because I haven’t found one yet)

When you start a relationship or sexlationship with a new generation Nigerian lady, the relationship starts off on a good note. Everywhere go senrenre!!!! She’ll so fvck you with any style you want.

Then the first billing starts. It comes in either money to complete house rent, a new phone(some don’t always come with phones), to start a business, school fees(audio school) some will fall ill and demand money for treatment while some will fake/intentionally carry belle for you still based on the billing formats.

So as a Nigerian man(like my humble self) that can not keep his penls in one place, how do you handle all these Billings? (I have 11 girls on WhatsApp with Billings messages waiting since last two weeks (just read the message and ignore)

Here’s how my humble self handles them. When she throws you the bill, my brother nor fear, either tell her straight up that you don’t have but you’d see to it or ignore the message completely. (Don’t pay o)

You told her you don’t have, everything back to normal. More fvcks will be given in even more different styles(in preparation for the next billing) but she starts suspecting if you are Godsent to help her life or you only came for the fvcks.

After a while she throws the second billing, this time her mind is made up that if you don’t pay, she’ll know you are not easily broken or you really don’t have the money. (Don’t pay o)

It is at this stage my Nigerian brothers starts calling all Nigerian ladies gold diggers. Some will dump the lady while the ones with games keep the relationship for fvcks sake.(like my humble self).

At this stage too, majority of my Nigerian sisters will forget you o, them go just comot mind for your matter, some will move on and say you don’t care/stingy/broke, while some will stay and continue the endless billing hoping manner will fall one day.

(my brother, if you have the money, please help her)

As per guys that knows how to play the game;

1. You only spend when the fvck is about to be given. This doesn’t mean you are paying her for the sex. Flex her very well(the new generation Nigerian lady loves flexing) make her enjoy every moment with you(not sex, but na sex go end am after the flexings). flexing her doesn’t mean you should pay her the Billings. With as little as 2k to 20k you’ll flex her well. (If you don’t know how to utilize this method, I can’t explain, nor vex)

2. Always ignore most of these messages. In fact you can ignore the calls as well. Few days, weeks or months later, call her or message her, apologize and lie on why you being away that long (Ofcourse she’d be angry with you) then start teasing her. You got to be good with words. Sweet words and you must know how to “CONNECT TALKS” for laughs and fun(some will be hard to break but na shakara, fire down with more tease, words and gists. Before you know it she’s all yours again. Another fvck about to be given, appointment booked, flex her very well, make her enjoy that moment with you then enjoy the “fvck” and get the fvck out.

Ofcourse the the whole process will be on endless repeat till God finally opens her eyes that you are a motherfvcking bastard that knows what he’s doing or you can finally put devil to shame and help her life.


If you want to start attacking me for being jobless, remember today is public holiday, public holidays people don’t work.

Madman

Lalasticlala

funmisticqueen:
I have an idea, instead of bashing the opposite sex as per usual(i know i am guilty of this), let love rule our hearts for once.

I have decided to create a matchmaking thread to that effect.
This is how it's gonna go down.

Post a pic of yourself(real pic o! if not,we will call you out and nobody will contact you without one)sexually hinted pics are allowed for men and women. It's a free world and the internet never forgets.
It must be a recent face pic without sunshades or a full body pic.

Age:please be truthful

Location: town and state

Occupation: what you specifically do for a living. Business man is not allowed,because it is not specific. Even yahoo yahoo are business men.

Religion: christian, Muslim,traditionalist, artist,agnostic etc.

Genotype: this is very key

Relationship status: single, married, divorced,widowed, single parent.

Person of romantic interest: Are you into guys, girls or both,gays and lesbians are allowed, transgenders are not.

Hobbies: maximum of three

What are you looking for and in what time frame: Casual hookup, FWB, boyfriend/girlfriend with commitment or open relationship style, marriage all within 1 month, 6months, a year. No time wasters are allowed so 1 and a half years is the maximum limit before you can both reevaluate the nature of your relationship.

Dislikes/exclusion criteria: what are your dislikes in a person, hence if they fall in your exclusion criteria they shouldn't bother. You are only allowed a maximum of 3 dislikes.

Here's the template,

Age:
Location:
Occupation:
Religion:
Genotype:
Relationship status:
Person of romantic interest:
Hobbies
What are you looking for and in what time frame:
Dislikes/exclusion criteria:


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1. You must be above 21 years of age to apply because that is the legal age and we need matured adults..
2. Phone numbers are optional, but if not contact who you like through the good old fashioned route, send a DM.
3. If someone doesn't reply your DM within 5 days,consider that person uninterested and move on, plenty fish in the sea.
4. Please modify your post with NOT AVAILABLE, when someone DMs you and you have taken it to the next level, unless you ask for open relationship.


SIDE NOTE
Please let's be open minded.
May the odds ever be in your favor and may you find what you are searching for

You laying down rule why can’t you post your own pictures

comshots:
Na your type go spend heavily on a girl and when she say she no want you again you go vex go drink sniper.I doubt if you be male.

Am a transgendered

Madman