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Emmy9ite:

am nor seeing yhur face•hide it

Emmy9ite: i have officialy murdered him,i dont want him close to my sweetheart.

lmao•emmy ya just a clown•my IT cannot be murdered

ITbomb: Look no further, I am here right behind u dear. (u know I luv 'behind' tinz)
Actually I made call last nite around 2 am and I cant understand how my Nokia 1100 touchlight suddenly changed to Samsung Galaxy 3. All morning I have been on the new fone trying to get used to its features.

hian!u jes lied now•just tell me u wish for a samsung galaxy and you shall get it ryt away•*u kno I can do the undoable for yhu

ugochukwu15: Hahahahahaha  guess u are not a nigerian so please leave d thread for true nigerians. And as a true nigerian ur parent is   flog u anywhere and any how and can use whatever she or he likes eg: koboko, pankere cane, wire, iron hanger, leather belt etc.

ya soo wicked•

Emmy9ite: God help you..i just pity all the elephant grass in your area.

lolz•i dnt mean grass,I mean the weed yhu know+am officially missing my ITBomb•whr could he be?

Richiy: thats a fallacy of hasty generalization. I cn count galz dat mney does nt move. I nd my bst frnd r one of such. We r lukn forward to buying OUR own cars, OUR own phones nd lappies with OUR own money. nt al gals r afta guys mney. Nt wen we cn make ours.

tell them plz!how much do they even have sef dah we wee not hear word?

ifeness: I definitely agree with you. The question is who really is YAHWEH the god of the bible? Why don't Christians ever ask the simple question; what does this god look like? I believe Yahweh himself(male) has a creator.And is probably dead by now or something. I have heard stories of how extra terrestrial come to earth to manipulate primitive men. The bible is simply meant for fools,idiot who can think. People who are slaves and will accept anything without questioning. The book is not meant for people with the curious minds,people who would go extra mile to find out the truth.

I pray God help yhu•
Nb÷the bible is not meant for fools!and everywriten word in the bible is a fact not to be disputed•now am wondering what religion yhu are from

Delafruita: religion is the most legal brainwashing scheme ever devised.people will believe anything because their religion says so.they will even believe a bearded old man in the skies sent the only son he had/has to supposedly die for their sins then conveniently come back to life after 3 days.your bondage is not sin,your bondage is religion.
as for the question,depends on the heaven you wanna spend eternity.
if its the heaven of the aztecs,you're sure of heaven if you die at childbirth or in battle.
if its the heaven of the egyptians,just tell your dependants to bury you in a nice coffin and grave,and voila,heaven awaits you.
if its the heaven where odin reigns supreme,plenty of rum and killing a few dragons should do it.
if its the zoroastan heaven,just employ the art of balance and glide through the ropes between earth and heaven
if its the heaven where allah dwells,be prepared to get blown-up for the "cause" and allah will give you 72 agile,muscular guys to service you till eternity.
besides why would anyone want to go to yahweh's heaven?its even more boring than earthly christianity.all you'd do is keep singing "holy holy holy".no virgins,no ipad,no PS3.just singing till eternity.seriously,anyone that believes in this mtale needs to have his head checked

lmao•social network fan*@ur point true tho

Emmy9ite: 'chook' is an understatement. Girls=Money

boys=sex•osho free people•you don't wana give her money buh u wana have her•#God is watching yhu#

Plz you guys should stop this talks about gurls likin money•y'all are degrading ladies•and also try not to generalise it,We still have ladies that pay their bills and fend for themselves without giving a hec about men or guyz eg Me,LOLZ•buh seriously stop seeing gurls like that•i take God beg una

DailyNews: Planning is vital in life...and don't forget that not everything do fall in place as we do believe in life...hence, need for vision, dreams and planning...

dailynews the guru•he must have wattu say

DailyNews: I have been awake doing some personal research & usual brainstorming, then this topic came to my mind, and I felt like spilling it out to hear people's mind.

Today, we are youth, we are young, we are looking sexy, hot, cute, curvy, masculine, macho, virile, giant, handsome, etc...but soon, nature will take its normal course, and our bodies will start to shrink; the liquids & veins will start to dry up gradually whether with money & body works or not, they have limits, now I want to ask, how are you planning to spend your old age?

viz. would you continue to live in that busy city you are now or will go back home to a country-home, farm or anywhere else? if you are single, & not considering marrying like most male youths in Nigeria today are already thinking, how do you intend to spend it? How about starting a new less stressful sport career? building another quiet passion? and pls, is it healthy to be touring around cities when one has approached 80plus?

I would love to spend mine near a country-home side, maybe with some of my old time paddies if possible; maybe we form an old paddies club to get us united because I believe so much in unity (& for the fact that I love most of the childhood male friends I have, some within & outside the borders), then we may get a very big farm where we can go back to nature's occupation again by engaging in full-time farming- poultry, crop planting, goat rearing, making of animal feeds (rations), breed grass cutters, have a fish pond, train birds, etc so I can sit back & watch them grow & need my attention like I am very important at that time that the society maybe seeing me as less-important & people also seeing me as no longer too lively to be with cos of age. And most importantly, if God answers my prayers & give me my dream woman, then we stay together & laugh & look after those animals in the farm & maybe play with the grandchildren when they are around.


But wait a minute, before answering the question, are you even thinking of growing old or living till old age with gray hair I asked because with the way most of us live our lives today, it just seems that we aren't even interested in growing old, but I know majority would love to go back to their maker at gray hair, myself included, which is why we must consider our lifestyle now that we are young & strong!


Now to the question, how do you plan to spend your old age Pls share cheerfully!

dunno yet!when the time comes I think things would take its course•am used to things falling into place by itself

Emmy9ite: i have told you to quit smoking bt u wont listen. Are these sections on nairaland??

lmao•yep they are•and as for smoking,it aint quitable•am advancing to weed sef

pictures: It is a complex question that confuses many.
First of all,the old testament is the foundation of
christian values. Christ came to fulfill the law. In the old testament
atonement was made for sin once a year but it is now an everyday thing
because Christ died once and for all, making the yearly sacrifice of no
relevance. As a Christian,your works doesn't save you because your
righteousness is as filthy rags before God.It is only the righteousness of
Jesus that is the acceptable standard for God. This doesn't mean you should
throw caution to the wind and continue to sin willfully but peradventure you do,
there is still forgiveness available to you. Jesus says strive to enter through the
narrow gate which means a Christian is not suppose to sin as non Christians do.
Be close to Jesus,if you have problem overcoming a particular sin,take it to God in prayers,
be sincere enough to stop it and ask for grace to overcome.

yes I agree totally to all uv said•tnkz big

iheanyi4u: @op now your sins have been taken care of; it doesn't mean you should take it for granted cos there are some things that could lead a Christian to hell irrespective of the fact that He has confessed Jesus as Lord. Lemme show you something "Whosoever hateth his brother is a murderer: and ye know that no murderer hath eternal life abiding in him." (1 John 3:15). Now you find some Christians hating and the verse above clearly shows if you hate you are headed for damnation. So yes your sins; past, present and future has been paid for but there are still some things we need todo.

very true sha•

ifeness: What if there is no heaven where a white old man sits on a golden chair?

What if the true heaven and hell is on the inside of us?

What if Jesus meant we should love one another in order to achieve world peace?

What if life after death is the same philosophy of life after birth?

In my opinion, we are all fallen Gods and we had had series of messengers to remind us of what we used to be. I dont think anyone can die for another person's sin,except themselves. Jesus was killed by the Jews becos he defied the said law of Moses. Several people have been killed in our time becos they said the truth. At the end of the day death is only a portal to the other side of existence.
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

please what religion states most of the things you said•like heaven and hell in us and jesus not dieing for us•huge lie

Emmy9ite: if you say u are my mother no problem,we are the only ones that knw abt the truth.. I slept with my phone on,my earpiece was in mua ears through out and nothing happened!

okies,mommas prayers worked for you•all tnkz to mua

CrazyMan: Don't worry dear. Those are all rumors, and even if they are true, the God I serve would protect me from any harm.

How about you?

same here•my rommie z mkin n nyt call already•pepo aff mind sha

CrazyMan: Yea I'm glad you finally got my message

plz dnt dodge my kweshon•yes or no

CrazyMan: Lol. This is the Nairaland bord page my dear so I have every right to view it.

I c•aint u offing ur fone?*offing

Sometimes its really cool to look at things from many angles•humans react differently to issues and anger.most adults after all fight on the roads,isn't that babaric?they don't do so cos its in their habbit but because they av been provoked to an extent that they just have to give it back to their offender•@op and other commentors if u were probably told what that little child did you might actually do worse•now I have a story•
My neihbours wife woke up today by 6am and couldn't find her three children•she cried and wailed for hours•we had to rush to her flat only to hear her kids which she said goodnight to were nowhere to be found•we got to the childrens room and their clothes and shoe rack had been scatterd•kids of just about 6 4 and 3 years•after much waililng,the pastors wife called that her children came knocking on her door as early as 5am in the morning in the name of we came for holidays•three little children goin out as early as 5am•what would you call that?now their mom went there and drove them back home wit their loads let them sleep well and even served them food•with the mere word don't try that again•[Spareing the rod and spoiling the child]now if she had done what u found dat woman in your story doing would you blame her?

Emmy9ite: how much will i get if my topic makes the front page?? Which nutritional value does it add to my body. I am a natural front page maker,check my profile baby.

ya making mouth•well@topik,
Crying
Insulting back
Taking talks personal

CrazyMan: Front page palava

you are suposed to be a pastor•what are you doin here

CrazyMan: I would refer you to this passage.

Isiah 1 from verse 15.  And when ye spread forth your hands, I will hide mine eyes from you: yea, when ye make many prayers, I will not hear: your hands are full of blood.

16 Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil; 17 Learn to do well; seek judgment, relieve the oppressed, judge the fatherless, plead for the widow.18 Come now, and let us reason together, saith the Lord: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool. 19 If ye be willing and obedient, ye shall eat the good of the land: 20 But if ye refuse and rebel, ye shall be devoured with the sword: for the mouth of the Lord hath spoken it.


My dear that you're a christian doesn't mean that God would keep forgiving you most especially when you sin delibrately. God loves you so much that he sent his only son to die for you (John 3;16).

You should note that sin makes you far from God, and if you keep on sinning with the believe that christ's blood would keep on purifying you, then you would be lost from his grace. God would turn his back on you as you can see in that passage. And gradually, the devil would begin to plant all sorts of evil and doubt in your mind about what is right and wrong.

So if you really value that love that God has for you, you wouldn't do anything to offend him. You would live a righteous life and make him proud.

so in essence you don't sin•and you believe you are goin to heaven as a result of your righteous livin ryt6

Emmy9ite: son? Ok wife,dont tell me u are also afraid of the cosmic rays saga

mother not wife!well am not afraid just kip mute and obey and I heard if you don't put off your fone your face wee catch fire•i don't wnt that fo u

Emmy9ite: guy abeg park well make i see road joor, next please!!!!

now am wondering why you wana be everywhere on nl•you just left religion and now you are here•well I give it to you,front page!!

Emmy9ite: yes am a christian dear..nairaland cannot spoil me,i ve got the immunity!

ok son•u may nau off your fone•

Now so many people hold sin as such a high factor•well av concluded that with or without sin so far uv confessed christ as lord you are heaven bound•otherwise if you say sin can stop christians from goin to heaven it means 99 if not a 100 percent of d world would perrish•we are not goin to heaven cos we didn't sin,rather we are goin to heaven cos whosoever believes in he's only son jesus shall not perish but have evalasting life•if therez anyone who thinks he would go to heaven cause he doesn't sin let him proove me wrong

And lots of people aint answering my question•i didn't say am not a christian na,stp sending condemnation messages plz||

Emmy9ite: Dont deceive yourself dear,you are accountable for your sins, Jesus died for our sins to give us the grace we need from God,if you misuse yours u will end up in hell. You need to live a pius life and ask God for forgiveness when ever u go wrong coz nothing unclean shall enter the kingdom of God.
#My opinion!

so my emmy is a christian?nl spoil plenty pepo sha

CrazyMan: My dear don't let the devil decieve you.

Every christian that lives his or her life the way he pleases isn't qualified to be called a christian.

You must note that once you become born again, you must have submitted your life to Jesus. Therefore your life is no longer yours, its christ living in you. A born again christian also has the the spirit of God (the holy spirit) who acts as a guide for every child of God.

So my dear, if you see christianity as a boring religion with so many dos and don'ts, it means you still have a long way to go.

seems u dnt get my kweshion•i didn't say christianity z borin•it z d best gift anyone can eva av•my issue here is,I learnt once you accept christ as your lord by confessing he's death and ressurection you are heaven bound no mata what sin u commit as there is forgveness for us both for our present or future sins•
NB÷am a child of God nd I don't c it boring•tnkx tho for your answer