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i tell u say na fp i want.i dey tell u wetin him be to me u dey talk nonsense

OmaBliss:
[size=15pt]Oga calm down..
The topic don hit FP already and no be ur friend! [/size]

some counting 300plus.tell am say him dey learn

nooo ma girlfriend

OmaBliss:
[size=15pt]Your friend kwa? [/size]

derailers paradise

McEwen:
where d party @

*kiki*

mor

please guys becaefull.

(his words)I am still in shock. I was literally set alight and on fire by my powerbank in my pocket. I said it in the morning... I am with God and his favour. Could have been worse but luckily I escaped with a minor burn on my thigh. Guys be careful with these powerbanks for you cellphones. They literally catch fire. See for yourself in these pictures.

wah abi u foget ur main man?

Omotayor123:
Happy new Month to me, myself and I...
Welcome to my Month.!

And to all romance landers..

"BLISS to fill ur souls peace to fill ur spirits, joys with care love to fill ur hearts, and God should grant you your heart desires as the new month begins. Happy new month to you.

blud.mk una carry am go paradise na

McEwen:
August 8..no duling

i know wetin to tell u sef

Sandydayz:
Oga Seun
Xtristolink
BlackGirllost
Kinglekan
suruwilliams
Truelovecom
soloboss
Mrford
Whynotthetruth
Kossyablaze
brize
mystage
smsshola
Skills102
LAGATA
saviola77
phytosapiens
12month
Luv2rolly
b0rn2fuck
Iamkingzlee
liricyst
McEwen
Xordik
afuye
Isi4ever
Activa
Femistico
Eco2580
blaze2cool
mrbillz
Avinto
Etu1985
McDonalds2014
Jtmanager
DickDastardly
IamMrNoble
SweetSoup
Flashh,
CR77
Damscrob
Gejpresident
Prettyvhickie
leemix
SWAGGAVILLAGE
adex4me
pinkycute
presh247
SelfmadeOLX
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matthennessy
nerilove
Ifex370
AROMATIC
Irenebarbie
prevail23
ritababe
Pinkieblue
Twaci
Laweenu
EroticAngelina
youngsahito
Ibrokola
garriboy
adewumiopeyemi
shawnfamous
alasboy4u
pufayo




Wow list long o

Wat u could not achieve d previous months.. U will achieve all dis Month of August......Hapi new month......

thanks my signature.

MzzTega:
Happy new month;

Peeparty.

scentmarlc.

immortalvoices.

Priscaoge.

Ronald4lif.

God bless your Hustle this month beyond your imaginations.

Midehi:
i couldn't help but just list those monikers, they are even more but have to stop there....am sorry.

OK Mumu.

DJ2HOT:
then am hand shaking you first

oh!! gives him a hug.. # one blud

tunnamania11:
The op said 5 but I have more than 5 wonderful friends and here they are :
Scentmarlc _ CEO landerscave
Doughyeenbae _ My sweetheart
Mhizkel _ My darling
Cyndax _ My baby
Midehi _ My in-law
Twaci _ My in-law
Tohpahz
Adeh39 _ First lady landerscave
Kingtom _ Doctor toh jah
Kinglekan _ Oko omoge
Erukumakanaki / Alberto2K _ Laurel's crush
Stepheenqueen _ Oko diddydiva
Richidinho _ Mr cap
Mistytohcute _ Iyawo orijin
Omavik _ Omascent
Orijin101_ Mr "left"
Mzmayd _ Iyawo Stephen
Mzlaurel _ Iyawo Alberto
Wristbangle _ wall clock
Tosyne2much _ Mr 10 list
Lanicky
Flow1759.
I wish u guys a happy and prosperous new month.

even you too.I go add scent 12 strokes to ur own 24...
abi me too know get mor Dan 5?
you for reserve some for next month ni.

wristbangle:
I can start mentioning names because I will skip some but I wish all nairaland happy new month.

May this month bring joy, gladness and sweet memories In Jesus name.

young man did I not skip some?
you could as well mention 5 and wish everyone too.

[quote author=scentmarlc post=36482084]Verse 2


Am wishing this cool dudes all da best in this new month:

which kind life be dis scent ...I said 5 only
meet me for corner mk I flog u.

Oyind17:
As the sun shines and it is Visible for all to see so
shall the Glory of God be in your Life always Happy
New Month!!! I wish all my good friends happy new month.

Cc

Jollyjoy my lil sis

Loomer

Chigozie7

Agarawu23

Nairalander

HerexG

Oyinberto my special friend. I Love you

Stephenqueen

Jacksparrow0712

isacolukay

Ask4bigneyo


Welcome to the month of August !!!

please always follow d rule..

Midehi:
happy new month to:
sameer1212 (my world)
mhizkel
ade39
wristbangle
tunnamania11
tosyn2much
peeparty
ladyboss1
ronaldlif
scentmarlc
and those i cant remember right now

wishing you guys all the best this month. Amen.

let me be nice this morning ... u broke d rules ma.

DJ2HOT:
Too bad have not been making friends on NL.....nd I have to comment on this....anyway I wish the next five people commenting after me a happy new month...stay bless

nice one bruva.

we are all or friends here..
stay blessed.

Hello it another new month filled with God's grace and favour.

show some love to your friends here.

As it has been our culture here,
your job is simple.yes it is.all you
have to do is ,stop by and wish 5
romancelanders a happy new month.


i wish this awesome people a happy nu month

cc
mzztega
wristbangle
merlissa
prettyjo
Rosemary216


may the remaining days of the year announce you to the world.


A- ask

U- until

G-God

U-unveils

S-something

T-tangible

Bware of introvert

..so here is the gist.

He rented a house and moved in with his family.after two years,his rent was increased from 400k to 500k;he didnt complain because he liked the house.The following year,he could not come up with the money and the agent was at his neck.


The wife saw what her husband was passing through and decieded to go and borrow the money so that her husband can pay her back later.oh;what a good wife she was!!!The husband was indeed very happy.He paid back the cash when he got it.

Two years later, the house rent was increased again to 700k and this man became upset.So he begged the agent to introduce him to the landlord,so that he could talk with him but the agent bluntly refused.The man decided to do an underground investigation to uncover who the landlord was.
The revelation of his investigation really shook him.The house belonged to his wife.

My question is,

1:as the man,what would you have done?

2:As the woman ,what would you have said to your husband.?

God shall we dance like this in our family ijn...

hit like for an amen.

mk I sing vanish I dey come..

lol mine:

E :university to cover attention ooo i cant fit shout oo


D:Secondry school with only 1 note inside lol.

Residents of Itu Road, Uyo, the Akwa Ibom State capital, on Wednesday, woke to a horror sight, following the murder of a middle-aged barber by a close family friend who was supposedly his boss.

Steven Onowa, a graduate of Federal Polytechnic Oko, from Anambra State, was arrested by men of the Akwa Ibom State police command over the murder of Daniel Bassey Solomon, his close friend and employee.
It was gathered that Onowa, who tried to escape after allegedly killing his friend and dismembering him, was arrested with the aid of a GSM tracking device employed by officers and men of the Police Force.
Explaining the incident which led to the gruesome murder of the said barber, who hailed from Uruan Local Government Area, the state Police Commissioner, Mr Gabriel Achong, said the culprit confessed to have invited his friend to his house and offered him a drink he had already poisoned.

Steven said:
“At about 3.00 a.m, I decided to kill him.
“I gave him the first cut, the guy got up; I gave him a second one and he died and I butchered him to parts,” the suspect confessed.
The commissioner, who confirmed that a quarrel had been on for the past two years between the ‘butcher’ and his victim, even as their case file was still with the SARS department of the command, said the police were successful in tracking down the culprit through the assistance of his landlord, who kept contacting him on phone, as the police kept tracking the calls.
“After stabbing him to death, he used matchet to chop off his hands, head and two legs. He packed the parts in a sack, pulled it out of the house to the major street of Itu Road.”
Apparently tired of evacuating the corpse to a safer place, he was said to have abandoned the deceased in a bag, removed the vital parts, including his two hands, which he dumped in a place along School Road and the head, which he hid in an abandoned dump site on the same Itu Road.

The suspect, who confessed to the crime, said he had called his victim on phone for an urgent meeting in his house, where he drugged his Orijin beer.

According to him, when the late Dan arrived, his killer entertained him with the drugged beer and it was not long before the deceased dosed off, giving his killer the opportunity to tie him, before stabbing him to death.

The suspect’s landlord, Mr Celestine George, who spoke to journalists at the police headquarters, Ikot Akpan Abia, said the police was called after the incident was reported and he had to put a call to the suspect and demanded for the balance of his rent.
“The suspect said he was about travelling and that he was with the balance which he would pay me before travelling. I then asked him to meet me at Itam junction, within the premises of a church where I had already told the SARS men to lay ambush for him.
“I kept calling him until he arrived at the premises of the church where I tricked him to. He came in a car with three armed mobile policemen and I hinted the men of the SARS formation, who had laid ambush for him within the premises and he was apprehended and handcuffed.
“The three mobile policemen were eventually overpowered by the SARS men and the suspect was arrested and taken to the police headquarters at Ikot Akpanabia,” he said.
What annoyed the angry residents of Itu Road the most, according to a neighbour, “is the fact that the suspect, apart from being a close friend of the deceased, was also having an affair with one of the late Dan’s sisters.”

He disclosed that such close relationship led to the suspect opening a barbing salon for his victim along Urua Ekpa Road.

When interrogated by newsmen, Onowa claimed to have killed his victim for daring to raise his voice at him over his N750,000 he had refused to account for.
He said:
“We reported the matter to SARS about two years ago and he agreed on a timeframe to pay up the N750,000. Till today, he has refused to pay the money, so when I invited him to my house that day, he started shouting at and getting angry with me, so I killed him. I am not dealing in body parts. I only cut him to pieces to be able to carry him,” the suspect added.

http://thenationonlineng.net/police-arrest-suspected-murderer-in-akwa-ibom/

Oyind17:
Oga for the game! come make I give u lap dance

u say?

This kind mumu fit spend taya for club@ the end the olosho fit no follow am go house sef.

see as him d close eye der

jobs

Midehi:
peeparty, tunnamania11...

na joke i dey oooo

Shey na u dey der so

One of the more cringe-worthy about some married men is that they can be very,um,demanding of their wife's..

"men often feel that no matter what the woman does,it is never good enough",when the feel like they're being attacked by them,their basic instinct kick in;fight,flight or freeze", to keep him from caveman on you,
its is important to get to the deeper emotions underneath the anger that bubbles to the surface..

so over to you,which profession best suit married woman to enable the balance situations at home.