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DROGON:
I Don't Think I have an embarrassing moment.

Mmmm, lemme think...Now I remember.

Mine goes like this( PG-13 UNRATED)...

THERE IS THIS LADY WHO STAYS WITH US SOMETIMES AND SHE SLEEPS MY ROOM. SHE'S WAY OLDER THAN ME, LIKE WAY,WAY OLDER, I WAS LIKE 16 THEN SIXTEEN OR 15. ANYWAYS, WHENEVER SHE SLEEPS OVER..WHEN SHE'S IN DEEP SLUMBER ME DON DO LIKE SAY SLEEP CARRY ME(I'M JUST WAITING FOR A MOMENT TO STRIKE) AND WHEN THE MOMENT SHOW FACE I DEEP MY HANDS IN HER BLOUSE, NA NIGHT SO NO BRA( HIGHWAY EXPRESS ) I GO JUST DEY FUNDLE HER BOOBS.. I KEPT ON DOING THIS FOR A LONG TIME, I NO KNOW IF SHE KNOWS OR IF SHE'S REALLY ASLEEP.. ANYTHING NIGHT SHE STAYS OVER AND I GET CHANCE I MUST DO THAT THING THEN ON A FATEFUL NIGHT I DECIDED TO REACH FOR THE FALLEN RING DOWN THE DRAIN (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN) AS MY HAND WENT DOWNTOWN MY FINGER WAS ABOUT TO GATE CRASH THE TOWN NA THE AUNTY HELD MY HAND O...O BOI CUM SLEEP FREEZING. I ACTED LIKE MY HAND SLEEPWALKED INTO DOWNTOWN I MOVED NOT A SINGLE MUSCLE, SHE JUST REMOVED MY HAND. O BOI I NO SLEEP AFTER LIKE 2HRS I WAS SCARED TO SHIII THEN THE FOLLOWING MORNING, HERE COMES THE EMBARRASSING PART.

AFTER I WOKE UP,CHECKED MY SIDE SHE WAS ALREADY UP..I WALKED OUT THEN I SAW HER WITG MY MUM THEY WERE CHIT CHATTING.. MEHN CUM SEE DRUMBEAT..SHE LOOK AT ME AND SAID DROGON I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT( SHE JUST WORSENED MY SITUATION, I WANT THE GROUND TO OPEN) I COME JUST ALL MY CHAKRA SMILE..MY MOM ASKED HER WHAT HAPPENED THANK GOD SHE SAID NOTHING...IT WAS EMBARRASSING EHN...AFTER THEN ANYTIME I SEE HER NA GOOD EVENING MA.





DRACARYS

taiwo05:
I was askt to pray opening prayer at Sunday sch..and people sees mi as an holy man even called me pastor and truly am a born again Christian.. I prayd two sentenced when I want to prayed the third then I begin to stammerer didn't no what to say, I keep quit for few seconds till I opened my to pray finished...... was so embarrass in midst of many yong fellow I felt a hit in my spirit....till now still feeling it

fairygeh:
Is it embracement or embarrassment?

fairygeh:
Is it embracement or embarrassment?

MzzTega:
I wasn't. Would have preferred that tho.

Luckylife:
My was the day I bought fairly used laptop after my wace, I discovered that the last user downloaded some hot porn inside. Then guys were very much curious and entice in that kind stuff, so I was able to hold the urge till night wen everybody in my house will b at sleep. I locked my self in my mum's room because my parents are busy discussing God knows what, so while comfortable watching the stuff, O boy not knowing that my mum turn through window to see what made me to lock her room .hmmmm next tin I heard was I loud knock on the door I immediately put the pc off and open the door wit my greatest surprise what I saw was my mum with a bible, guy I felt like melting out that day, me of all people that went to missionary school and caught by my mum haba!!!

tohpahz:
Lol. Have had many embarrassing moments.. dunno Which one is wrst..

sonofananimal:
MY WAS THE DAY I MESS IN A CONFERENCE HALL, I REALLY WANTED IT TO SOUND SILENCE BUT IT JUST EXPLODED OUT OF MY YANSH

luxanne:
Craziest thing? Erm, we actually did it together, the adventurous me wanted to know what sex on the first date felt like, so I gave in craziest sh!t I've ever done, lool

Embarrassing moment: When my heels pulled out on a date, I got so frigging embarrassed and then laughed myself out as the dude I was with had the laugh of his life rather than being remorseful.





Husby has to be quite loaded for that to happen so that I can pursue and build my personal goals and dreams - leaving a lasting legacy.




Can't really recall but then again, its inevitable.
Could be as a result of envy.

€

If you both want it? Why the hell not.



I fare more with group Evangelism and I'l say we've won a lot

And thank you for your prayers concerning my dreams, glad to know we share similar goals, wishing you well in yours as well

youmour:
The day i fake sickness so that i no go enter church on a sunday,na so i arrange my babe come house,after we don strafff wella na so i go throway condom inside toilet kon forget flush.as i discharge her e no reach 30mins my people come back from church while i still dey form sickness,na so mumsi wan use toilet she see condom dey float with akamu inside na so she call popsi make him kon see,wallahi the flog dem flog me that year na him make me dey fvck skin2skin now

Margauxluv:
d day I was discussing in a lecture hall nd was askd to stand ontop of my chair! 100lvl days



was as embraced as Ph*k.



👌

tohpahz:
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alaamword:
Can't remember. Made frontpage . Its my birthday can I get100 likes

fatdon2:
When my mom caught me banging my girlfriend in the palour. Mehnn i felt like killing myself

BabyDaddy20:
The day i was fucckking a girl & she shitt on my bed.

MzzTega:
The day i fell down in class tryna escape from a mate and my dress went up to expose....

luxanne:
26.



Whe I was 19.


Crush? Noone.



Own an NGO strictly for teens

lagmostkuit:
My idea of fun is clubbing with friends!

mirexxx:
awww! I need a handsome wooer A man to win my heart in this era



no jokes please

wristbangle:
1. Can you tell us Your favourite nairaland moderator and why u prefer the person over others?

2. Do you believe the present administration can achieve N1 equivalent to $1?

3. Do you believe in Love at first fight?

4. Can you marry a disabled person?

5. At what age did u had your first kiss?

Cc: luxanne, lagmostkuit and captainswag225

megamank:
Are there men that sucks breast milk?

ammyluv2002:
Good points

faith551:
Cheating has different definitions for different people, it all depends on the person's involved.
For a hyper jealous spouse, cheating can be as little as staring at another girls Butt, I've seen many guys win a nice slap from their girl friends through that.
There are guys that don't give a damn about u hugging or even kissing another guy.


By the way, what was chidinma standing on in flavours video ololufe