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okafor200:
Episode 78 (labush my strange nigga)

hahahahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,

i no believe person stand up shout see come baba olowo as you take do neck so like madman make don die him wake keeping night so,

which one be your own na?
Why you never update us with the latest baba olowo episode na?

Naso i answer the guy,

see come as you do teeth so like chewing stick madwoman chew remain so,
you dey pay me to dey compose anything?
As you do yansh so like lagbaja make dey sing rubbish up and down so,

hahahahahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,

before we know we see one guy make relate to wadewaltz make dem dey call labush,

baba enter rumours hotel here start to dey form boss,

baba call one waiter,
please get me a bottle of champaign and a bottle of wine here,

hmmm the thing just weak everybody for here,

naso i look the fool,
see come labush my strange nigga,

as you do face so like person make dem force carry go shrine go swear for so,
na thunder go fire your testicles there,
na your type dem dey waka left left,
you go see normal road instead of say make you dey waka straight or for middle,
na leff left you go dey waka for the road like craze person make don drink,

hahahahahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh
chaiii people shout,
abeg wetin be this one again for here na?

Na everyday we go dey laugh for here like people make no get work?

Hahahhahahahahha
everybody here still dey laugh dey catch fun,

we no believe labush fall for ground start to dey laugh himself,
ohh!! my gosh is it me this guy is even talking to?

Before we know we see labush sister stand up shout,
please baba olowo mind yourself ooo,
why are you talking to my elder brother like that?

Naso i answer the strange sister,

see come you this labush strange younger sister so make resemble kick and start motor so,

as you do face so like 400 meters relay race make wadewaltz faint for road no gree finish am say him don really tire so,

na your type people like centino go see for road rape,
as you do eye so like one eye sunday.

Hahahahahhahahha
everybody burst laugh
i don die ooo,

we no believe we see person make dey laugh like centino baba,

come ooo,
no be centino baba be that?
Upon say him and seun don defraud sokodobo,
but still yet centino get mind come here dey shine teeth dey laugh and nobody even see am catch,

before we know centino shout,
see come baba olowo as you do neck so like mad person bucket make dey leak so,

why you dey call my name anyhow for here so?

Naso me baba olowo answer am,

see come centino as you take do yansh so like aboliki balm,
na your type conductors dem dey catch last for bus rape tight,
as you do head like madwoman pant,

with that your long belle like cross and nod for playstation 2,

hahahahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh

naso labush stand up shout,
hello everyone here please be calm,
my name is labush so am similar to united states former president called george bush,

so thats where i got my name from,
you know what waiter please share drinks for everybody here,
the bills are on me.

Oboy see shout for rumours hotel here,
woooooooooooow
we love you nigggggggaaaaaaa,

naso i look them the people make dey shout self,

see come as all of una do face like family planning so,

why una dey even shout self for this strange labush make do neck so like cobra make never see food chop for 2 weeks straight,

see come make una dey at alert oooo,
because i dey very sure say small time now this labush of a guy go soon fly back fence run dey go house excape,

hahahahahahahahahah
everybody burst laugh,

before i know wadewaltz stand up shout,
even if labush my cousin excapes and runs off what will then happen here?

Ahhhhh the thing suprise me die,
naso i answer wadewaltz,

see come wadewaltz as you do face like old time mortuary attendant so,
na your type dey go dance inside rain with dirty pants,
as you do teeth so like cashew nuts,

hahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,
i don die ooo.

Naso i tell people,
this wadewaltz of a guy don tire me,
na this same thing him do,
one coach carry wadewaltz go play match for national stadium surulere,

dem dey flog wadewaltz their team 5-0 straight without no reply,

the coach dey shout to wadewaltz,

see come you this lazy good for nothing brat so what is really wrong with you,

you dont even have enough speed to run and chase the ball,
talkless of contributing something meaningfull here to the team,

hahahahahahahaha
laugh won tear my pant oooo,

i tell una say wadewaltz reply the coach,
please sir am trying my best here but the thing is i dont have strenght again,

please change me am really tired,

hahahhahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,

i tell una say the coach no gree change the fool wadeawaltz comot until the match end,

wadewaltz won die,
baba just dey inside the pitch playing absolutely rubish,

both the once make wadewaltz use score home goal and the one him pass wrong pass to him opponent attacker make dem use go score them,

hahahahaha
chaiii

episode 79 coming soon