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Romance / Re: Sweetest Yoruba Gal I Have Ever Met. by PenisCaP: 12:49pm On Dec 22, 2021
BlaqJosh:
Yoruba babes get azz no be small. The azz fit make u release within secs.. Op enjoy but you no suppose pay that kind money if she truly get handwork.

Bro i swear their azz is so.ething else ooo tongue
I understand bro but if u are in lagos u will understand that no gal takes 2k after lashing and go home except she is ur gf.
Normally this is supposed to be payment for 2 times only .

I think I unlocked her with the 5k I gave her to fill her gas she neva thought I would do that even without knowing her . grin

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Romance / Re: Sweetest Yoruba Gal I Have Ever Met. by PenisCaP: 12:36pm On Dec 22, 2021
ahmthankgod:
See this one did you check your semen and pre seminal fluid? oga go meet better doctor

Go and check the meaning of fulll body test.

Or another alternative to test my semen, u can give me ur sister or gf, if they don't get pregnant under 1week I give u 50k undecided
Romance / Re: Sweetest Yoruba Gal I Have Ever Met. by PenisCaP: 12:34pm On Dec 22, 2021
shawante:

If the puss.y is as good as you say it is and you have the money.. You are good to go

Thanks brother , blessings
Romance / Re: Sweetest Yoruba Gal I Have Ever Met. by PenisCaP: 12:11pm On Dec 22, 2021
ahmthankgod:
This kind of person nah fit to catch HIV

Back to sender .
I'm cleaner that 97% percent of every guy out there becoz I'm always careful.
And anytime 1 do test I do full body.
I mean 100% full body test including red blood and white blood cell test.
My last test was 30th November and i passed 100% and I'm doing again in 3 months time okay?
Besides I don't Bleep anyhow gals

I eat well and have never caught any infection all my life nomatter how mild.
SO EAT GOOD FOOD!!!!!! e get why tongue

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Romance / Sweetest Yoruba Gal I Have Ever Met. by PenisCaP: 11:58am On Dec 22, 2021
So I met this yoruba gal on Facebook,(face not that beauful but not bad either)
I will give her 45%.( up to passmark level in exam ?some cases right ?)
But body structure I give her 95% , very curve with big nyash and sizable sizable boobs.
She said she a tailor.

To cut the story short she finally agrees to see me.
I sent her money tho 5k to fill her gas.
Have banged her 3times now and I must say this gal is one the sweetest yoruba gals I have met
Pvssy so fucking tight with and big soft nyash like freshly baked agree bread. tongue

So we had a deal she said I will be filling up her gas which takes 4weeks before it finish while she visits me twice a week( I will also pay 2k for transport anytime she comes) I know her transport is only abt 500 coz she ain't staying too far from me.

So I managed to bargain for one of the weekly visits to be overnight, initially she refused becoz of her aunty she stayes with but later agreed to, a day visit and overnight visit tongue
We gonna start this after Christmas
So that's 13k monthly for sweet lashing..
And Mind u this bargain didn't come easy not like she agreed everything immediately, so she ain't a hoe and he has handwork..just a normal gal that buharis bad leadership has put under pressure
GOD GO PURNISH HIM


guys do u think its a good deal or not..Well I think its a good one..

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Celebrities / Re: Patience Ozokwor: I Married At A Young Age; Endured Suffering To Please My Dad by PenisCaP: 7:50pm On Mar 30, 2021
emperorsversion:



zzor, I just laugh because people here don't really know you. is it not you again, you deceive people with that profile pic upload, meanwhile you are one fat, with red thick stretchmarks in your inner thighs and lower Belle, you belong to the street, you know we have your diary in ashewo thread. Dare to mention me on this post now and I will post your chats and nudes with your face. idiattt

Is this true ? undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: A Year After, Tope Is Still Missing (photo) by PenisCaP: 11:35pm On Mar 28, 2021
adadike:
May God locate her in Jesus name. I heard of the human milk factory at Abuja where they tricked and kidnapped young girls for the sole purpose of producing human milk for sale, you can use the police to trace her.

Lemao I don't understand grin grin this comment made me laugh so hard
Wetin concerns this ur comment and the topic now?
Crime / Re: Daniel Fakoya, 18, To Spend 15 Years In UK Prison For Firearms Offences by PenisCaP: 3:50pm On Oct 12, 2019
undecided yoruba moslem

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Education / Re: 11-Year-Old Naomi Oloyede Addressing UNODC International Conference In Vienna by PenisCaP: 10:25am On Oct 12, 2019
undecided
Education / Re: 11-Year-Old Naomi Oloyede Addressing UNODC International Conference In Vienna by PenisCaP: 10:23am On Oct 12, 2019
Good, this is what should be on news and be celebrated, not those confused ,"IKORODU BOYS" undecided.

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by PenisCaP: 10:15am On Oct 12, 2019
elyte89:




Just 1

Thanks
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by PenisCaP: 4:48am On Oct 11, 2019
elyte89:



C moniker grin grin grin grin grin grin


Baba Wetin do Dey moniker, ? grin
abeg how many matches S. E Get?
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by PenisCaP: 10:05pm On Oct 10, 2019
Icon79:
Too many forwards and not enough midfielders for these two friendly games.


O pari


Are supaeagles playing 2 friendlies I thought it's 1
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil Friendly Could Be Called Off Over Visa Issues by PenisCaP: 11:11am On Oct 10, 2019
tfash96:
you are tired go n sleep sir

grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Video: Nigerian Soldiers Exchanging Gunfire With Book Haram Insurgents by PenisCaP: 1:18pm On Oct 09, 2019
undecided
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil Friendly Could Be Called Off Over Visa Issues by PenisCaP: 1:11pm On Oct 09, 2019
tfash96:
abi hungry lion wan devour

Lol I swear down
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil Friendly Could Be Called Off Over Visa Issues by PenisCaP: 1:11pm On Oct 09, 2019
tfash96:
no Zamfara ni


angry LMAO.

Mo para! grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil Friendly Could Be Called Off Over Visa Issues by PenisCaP: 12:07pm On Oct 09, 2019
tfash96:
jupita ko latifa ni

Lafia ni ! grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil Friendly Could Be Called Off Over Visa Issues by PenisCaP: 12:06pm On Oct 09, 2019
tfash96:
as in seriously serious.. Dem go teach Neymar lesson say na cassava we dey chop

Hehehehe. We are waiting patiently.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil Friendly Could Be Called Off Over Visa Issues by PenisCaP: 10:52am On Oct 09, 2019
tfash96:
I am sure the guy won't remain the same after those 2 matches unless he will skip 1

Hehehehe, I swear it may be sound like we are joking but those guys won't remain the same after the matches no be africa grin?

Every match they play with us at least 1 person must be subbed injured grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil Friendly Could Be Called Off Over Visa Issues by PenisCaP: 10:50am On Oct 09, 2019
tfash96:
haa when no be say I use excessive tramadol.. Which way now?

I wan go there sef

grin grin grin grin.
Maybe we can try jupita grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil Friendly Could Be Called Off Over Visa Issues by PenisCaP: 11:21pm On Oct 08, 2019
tfash96:
u don go Pluto b4 na

How d place Abeg

I Neva goo but I hear say.. If u go there u go sleep tire. Asin day no Dey break grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil Friendly Could Be Called Off Over Visa Issues by PenisCaP: 11:20pm On Oct 08, 2019
tfash96:
I have checked it they've Naija on 13

Gbas gbos.. I pity Neymar
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil Friendly Could Be Called Off Over Visa Issues by PenisCaP: 11:12pm On Oct 08, 2019
tfash96:
naso the last time I checked that's 2 powerful countries from West Africa... Haa who advised Brazil to do this suicide mission

LMAO.. After the match them go be like
"na who send us message" grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil Friendly Could Be Called Off Over Visa Issues by PenisCaP: 11:08pm On Oct 08, 2019
tfash96:
who now con rate us
Make we pack our loads to Pluto

Hehehehehe. grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil Friendly Could Be Called Off Over Visa Issues by PenisCaP: 11:07pm On Oct 08, 2019
tfash96:
so Brazil will play Senegal and Nigeria within 4 days... I pity Neymar this 1 he's not far from injury world these days

grin lolz I swear if them no withdraw some players na injury the wait them.

Africans na gbas gbos football we Dey play grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil Friendly Could Be Called Off Over Visa Issues by PenisCaP: 11:05pm On Oct 08, 2019
seunmohmoh:
I hope it's resolved o. They shouldn't ruin their career.

how are u
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil Friendly Could Be Called Off Over Visa Issues by PenisCaP: 11:04pm On Oct 08, 2019
tfash96:
Nigeria is bleeped.. China should come and buy us no testing we will be d 1 to give them change

Lmaoooo grin grin grin grin grin.
Dem no rate us bro grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil Friendly Could Be Called Off Over Visa Issues by PenisCaP: 11:03pm On Oct 08, 2019
tfash96:
let us wait and see we never can tell. U know their international break will start 2mao if it hasn't started so after this weekend I think it will still continue during the week.. Let's say to Wednesday probably bkos of club matches next weekend

He said +he match is on 13th can u check 13th pls.
It's has to be there oh, if not na insult oh
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil Friendly Could Be Called Off Over Visa Issues by PenisCaP: 11:01pm On Oct 08, 2019
tfash96:
They have it with Senegal

U see that means they don't rate Nigeria.
Chai! grin angry
I don't know weda na to cry or laff.

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