₦airaland Forum

myfantasies:
Nice meeting you Eric

Who told you that i am beautiful, i have removed my pics

I havn't checked ur profile, but i know for sure u r beautiful.

Ijaya123:
If a cow is truly your president, I wonder what you are then.

Ma brother its unfortunate dat a cow is ruling me, i feel ashamed. But we will get, we just have to hope.

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haulagehandlers:
...and a GOAT will be voted in.

My brother u r right, nobody to trust.

Ijaya123:
You mean you and your family are being ruled by a cow?

Lol.. Ma brother u don see am na. Its a gud thing his tenure won't last forever, so we all have hope. We wiil get there.

myfantasies:
Hmmmm

Joy

Nd u

Wow! Wot a coincidence, dats ma sister's name. Mine is Eric. A pleasure to meet such a beautiful gal.

This government has failed us. Can't wait for 2019 to come to see a smile on ma face as dat cow is voted out!

succyblinks:
Mummy mummy diz boy is finding my twoble

pls don't tell ya mummy 4 me o... Oya sorry, take dis kiss.

legendsilver:
This young man has been stealing since the era of Gej and was never for once apprehended. That is to show you how loosed Gej government was then. The young man failed to realized that a new sheriff is in town now, where every stealing and corruption becomes a grievance offense against the land.
Reasons Why I am enjoying this change;
1) @benmurraybruce now has a common sense he never had since Nigerian history

2) All forms of social vices now are easily apprehended

3) kalu of Biafra now begs for freedom not from his Biafran fools but from the British government.

4) a whole American President acknowledges a Nigerian president with such dignity of "doing a great job"

Lemi stop here so that the wailing zombies from the losers end of life can comments as usual

I'm sorry but what change r u enjoying? Have u been living in nigeria or abroad?? Can't u see dat everything in dis country is getting worse everyday. The price of everything i used to buy b4 has gone up. And u r there saying u r enjoying change.

Titanic and lord of the ring

MathsChic:
I can tell you for certain I know a friend who did runs quite into the extreme and who is happily married now. Before marriage, she had built a house for herself somewhere on the outskirts of Ikeja, was driving at least two choice cars and vacationed steadily outside of the country. After school she got a job at a bank where met her man. I don't know if he learnt about her past, but I don't think he cared either. She was always an independent one and had kinda carved out a comfortable living for herself. I guess the guy was attracted to her in some way.
She has a kid now.

He must have seen something good in you to look beyond your past. You shuld cherish him by not going back to ur previous lifestyle. Happy married life.

myfantasies:
I am doing fine dear nd u

Forget all dese extravagant lifestyles dese celebrities r living, dey might put on d most expensive clothes nd jewelries, drive d most expensive cars, live in posh houses, it still comes down to one thing.... Dey r humans like us, dey have feelings, things hurt dem d way it hurts us

So for someone dat don't know u personally, ur struggle, how u got to where you are to start talking trash about u, trust me it's annoying

I'm gud too. Don't mind all those celebrity dramas. U r more important than they can ever be. Wots dat ur lovely name?

if we have an effective president, this young man wouldn't be stealing.

succyblinks:
So u mean my mother is a bee?

Lol... Is she not?

myfantasies:
If i be celebrity, na everyday me nd people go dey fight for instagram, cos i no get chill at all

As u dish out to me na so i go take dish out to you

Hahaha.. I trust u honey. How u doin?

VickyRotex:

I'm very well. Thank You!

U r such a lovely fellow. Are u a virgin?

succyblinks:
This na physics wave oh abi wetin dem dey call am

Lol.. Xup honey.

chocolateme:
Na waoo.. It vexes me so bad that the person taking that picture shot did not instead go straight to the man and tear am the HAND OF SAMA.

Hahaha.. U r very funny. How u doin pretty?

KashyBaby:
Ooohh smellinganus shud see this...




He likes raw, he said before

U and this ur silly silly comments every time. Are u sure u r matured??

VickyRotex:
Huh!

Why can't you just disappoint me for once and create a sensible thread tori Olorun?

Lol. Dis cracked me up. How u doing pretty?

Sorry Vinshu, but no matter how u try, u can never be like Jadekitana. So stop forcing it. Thanks.

Pwhitelaw:
... Wait am bringing water to your house... Lol

Guy abeg do fast. My body dey smell.

devonpaul:
Baba if u won't go outside and look for water because tanker does not supply for 2days. U are probably dirty. This is not about fuel scarcity

Lol.. Guy u won't understand. This Buhari's government has failed. Can't wait for 2019 to come.

Pwhitelaw:
... Na buhari no let you bath.. You are sick.. Jump inside the lagoon for a quick shower...

Lol... Guy u won't understand wot I'm going thru right now, stuffs i havn't experienced b4. Buhari's administration is a complete failure.

KashyBaby:
Look who's idiotaaa here? Talking sh1t to everyone! Damn nigga u Betta learn to STFU...











Nonsense monkey! U deserved in the jungle!

Go and tell that to ur useless mother who didn't give u proper home training.

This Buhari's government is something else. Everything is just disorganise. Can you believe i haven't taken my bath for 2 days now cos no water. Water tanker men have refused to come supply us water cos no fuel. See as my body dey smell. Abeg smellymouth how do u usually cope?? And let me not go to light matter...

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Hadez:
april fool
So you want to see my sexy body

Don't mind dem perverts. How u doin luv? I never knew such a beautiful girl like u is on nl.

captainking:
you may have rape tendencies.. No better way to do April fool anymore??

Its April fool's day dawg!

2face, d father of many generation.

DaBullIT:
Don't know if it's copy and paste , but you can always play your pranks without actually planting ideas into people's head


this is the second joke i have read about raype and it all ended April fool's joke

Let's be realistic for once , Be creative

wots dis one saying??