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RomanceRe: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by penplayer(op): 8:28am On Apr 24, 2015
Mancity26:
Dey dia they write lyrics...hustle and make money girls go dey toast u.. Only language naija girls believe is ''send me ur acct numba''. I dey hustle now..small time i go get six pack or even four pack for d main time
Yes. Get rich and you'll stop asking girls out? Depends on the girl in question. Not all girls are taken with money. Intelligence does it too. What if Genevieve becomes your crush? Personally, I can't date a girl who dates me cause I'm rich!
RomanceRe: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by penplayer(op): 8:25am On Apr 24, 2015
starlingslimnet:
Only novice use lines..... Just be friends and all will fall in place
You are right about that. I prefer friendship too.
RomanceRe: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by penplayer(op): 8:24am On Apr 24, 2015
missbehave247:
Guy: hi
Girl: hi
Guy: do you know that you are tempting me
Girl: hia please ooo0
Guy: I will like you to stop tempting me
Girl: as how nah
Guy: by been my lover
Girl: am not demon please, it only demon that tempt























End result: could not sleep for days buh she later agree sha ooo0 and made me a pro in the game
Seriously? Lol. Its gonna be game over one day when you meet a girl whose mind is locked up on sweet words.
RomanceRe: When You Get Hurt, What Makes You Feel Better? by penplayer: 8:20am On Apr 24, 2015
Midehi:
tnx for downloading it.
*smiles* Well done.
RomanceRe: When You Get Hurt, What Makes You Feel Better? by penplayer: 8:09am On Apr 24, 2015
Midehi:
good for you...one of my hobby is cry..lol
Nice hobby, so that person hurting you can feel miserable? Then that special guy will try and console you while wiping off the tears... You need not say more, I get you. grin
RomanceDumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by penplayer(op): 8:06am On Apr 24, 2015
N.B. The layman's way of expressing love. Nigerian artistes line of love. For the pretty ladies, you've probably heard one or all of this lame lines before. Now if my writeup below gets you, send me a private message, let's have a personal deliverance session. Hun?

IfeBola mi

'The first I saw you, my heart and lungs got in a fighting fit. My heart beat so hard that I gasped for breath. Whoever did this must be an angel or a witch. You were so adorable that I stumbled with my mind, tripping for you. Like a witch, you casted a spell on that got me going crazy. Like an angel you got my mind dazing.'

"No other lady does me this way,
Your love is killing me, I say,
I beg you, don't go away,
Please be mine today I pray.

I swear I'm going crazy tonight,
Give me your heart, no fight,
I'm in love with you,
Let me spend my life with you.

You are beautiful, I know, please don't play. Your body is sweet, its killing me slowly. No long thing o, be my sweetheart, I beg.

I want you now
I ll not let you go,
I'll take your heart,
I'll not let it go,
The way you look at me, makes my heart to blow,
And I swear to you, I'll be a gentleman."


#Altarboy

[Those are mine, Add yours]
RomanceRe: Can You Marry The Person You Are Currently Dating? by penplayer: 7:56am On Apr 24, 2015
If they can't marry, then the relationship is just for the fun of it. Since I'm not engaged, It ll be more sensible if I only date someone I know I can marry. What if everything turns out just right?
RomanceRe: When You Get Hurt, What Makes You Feel Better? by penplayer: 7:51am On Apr 24, 2015
Midehi:
actually i cry & after that my earfone with cool music,sitting alone while smoking the damn thing out of my head..'captain black'
So true. Crying sure allows you to rid your mind of its pain as music stops you from thinking about it, with no distraction. I don't cry anyway, I pass the brunt to my pen and pour out all the hurt. It relieves. Writing.
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RomanceRe: . by penplayer: 7:46am On Apr 24, 2015
mehn. Different people or sorry animals dey for nairaland Sha. Lol. Can't stop laughing.
RomanceRe: For The Cool Ladies Of Romanceland by penplayer(op): 8:50pm On Apr 23, 2015
Blackett:
[color=#150000]You and I both know what I'm talking about, therefore, do not act or try to act oblivious. [/color]
Thanks then. Its noted.
RomanceRe: For The Cool Ladies Of Romanceland by penplayer(op): 8:39pm On Apr 23, 2015
Blackett:
[color=#150000]Ass kissing has never helped anyone. . . Just saying. [/color]
Ass licking? What are you talking about? Tell me what you mean.

Never mind, I think I get you but its not that. Its a lady thing and its in romance section.
RomanceRe: For The Cool Ladies Of Romanceland by penplayer(op): 8:21pm On Apr 23, 2015
Midehi:
waooo.
And do u reply mails? Send me one if you don't mind. wink
RomanceRe: OPINION: Personality Or Capability? by penplayer: 6:52pm On Apr 23, 2015
FLAWLES:
OGA;I LL GO FOR THE RICH GAL,WHO CARES IF HE CARES?
Seriously Flawles? How will you enjoy the riches when you are not cared for. Simple, you don't love him, just the money.
RomanceRe: OPINION: Personality Or Capability? by penplayer: 6:49pm On Apr 23, 2015
The mannerless girl... Love changes people. The ugly girl, money will change her.
RomanceRe: A Romantic Apology Letter For Your Bf/gf by penplayer(op): 6:07pm On Apr 23, 2015
Vikky014:
hahahahahahahahaha. it wunt work IJN Amen!y did u break her hrthuh
LOL grin Please pity him, Victoria. Let him make reparations.
RomanceRe: For The Cool Ladies Of Romanceland by penplayer(op): 5:49pm On Apr 23, 2015
Blebleswag:
Well, its cool
Thanks. wink
RomanceBeauty, A Principal Point For Engagement? by penplayer(op): 5:45pm On Apr 23, 2015
Since getting hooked up seems to be the trend, some of you guys will admit that the major reason the relationship was initiated was physical appearance. But is it supposed to be the major criterion? Guys will naturally fall head over heels for beautiful ladies but it doesn't add up.
I know I'm not good looking, (maybe that's why I'm single, LOL) but I do not hold that and I've placed my standards well above that. I like beautiful ladies too, and I seem to be stalking someone here on romanceland to see if her beauty adds up to intelligence. *smiles*

Let's hear your opinion guys.
RomanceRe: For The Cool Ladies Of Romanceland by penplayer(op): 4:55pm On Apr 23, 2015
Midehi:
waooo.
*winks* Another graceful lady. grin
RomanceRe: For The Cool Ladies Of Romanceland by penplayer(op): 3:11pm On Apr 23, 2015
FLAWLES:
.honey;i tink i love dz ya write Up
Awn, Thanks sweet. wink Thumbs up, graceful lady.
RomanceRe: A Romantic Apology Letter For Your Bf/gf by penplayer(op): 3:07pm On Apr 23, 2015
Lanretoye:
I go try again tho,i never see girl wey get agidi reach her before.
I've seen, and they all av their reasons. She probably warned you on it before breaking up. This time, be determined, and if its meant to be, you'll work it out. As long as your relationship is rid of selfish interests.
RomanceRe: For The Cool Ladies Of Romanceland by penplayer(op): 3:02pm On Apr 23, 2015
Midehi, this one's short.

And why are you guys spreading mats and sipping origin in my estate? This is a holy land o. @Flawles and missbehave247

@blebleswag, what you have to say, say it fast. I won't kill you, yet.
RomanceEchoes Of Betrayal (a Short Story) by penplayer(op): 1:35pm On Apr 23, 2015
Echoes of betrayal

'I don't care about you anymore, and you can't hold me down with that. Just do something about it. I'm done', his voice echoed continuously in her head.

She stood dumbfounded, looking sheepishly as he strode down the street, his trousers barely covering his butt. She struggled desperately to hold back tears which welled up her beautiful eyes as she dug into her purse to draw her handkerchief.

They had met at a birthday party she was forced to by her friend. Sitting at her corner, she chatted continuously on her phone that she didn't notice there was an admirer close by.

'Hello, what's up?' He asked, flashing a smile that went unnoticed.

'Cool', she replied indifferently, barely raised her head and continued her chat.

Undefeated, he continued. 'I'm David.'

'Ehn ehn! Do I look like a prey -- or...', her voice trailed off as she beheld the intruding stranger properly. He looked handsome, fair and spotless that his face seemed to glister under the overhead light, dressed in a nice three-piece suit and wore a very cool eyeglasses. The tone of her voice changed immediately and they had managed a conversation which ended up in exchange of numbers.

She sobbed painfully, mopping over her eyes repeatedly, heartbroken. He had acted like an angel, for after their initial encounter, he showered her with love messages, poems and calls, trying desperately to win her heart. His persistence had been annoying and equally interesting, refusing to back down until the day she finally said yes. Love and gifts poured in recklessly, care and appreciation came as her morning shower -- she had what she wanted. He was her perfect gentleman.

Everything had changed the day she finally gave him her pride. Room 26, Sweethome hotels. He came gently, promising her heaven on earth as he took her dignity on the warm hotel bed. He was sweet and loving, and the thought of a nice future with him was what she needed to give in to him -- to show how much love she had for him. Then calls stopped, messages stopped, and he barely checked on her too -- he already got what he wanted.

She stepped suddenly onto the street, trying to make her way home. She threaded aimlessly along, caring not about the prying eyes that had just witnessed the tirade. Suddenly she heard tires screeching -- brakes in desperate attempt to halt the speeding car. It was too late. She was caught in midriff, and sent flying like a kite in the sky. She hit the tarred road with a mighty thud, her intestine and the growing foetus sprawling across the road.

#Altarboy
RomanceFor The Cool Ladies Of Romanceland by penplayer(op): 1:29pm On Apr 23, 2015
Oh what a graceful lady,
Sleeping like a little baby,
Her body all a lacy,
Like a little fairy daisy,
Makes my heart go racing,
Her lips looks so tasty,
Seems like sugar goes pasty,
Listening to her breathing,
The sound of air all breezy,
A look on a face so saintly,
My eyes close faintly,
Immersed in the world of beauty...

#Altarboy
RomanceRe: A Romantic Apology Letter For Your Bf/gf by penplayer(op): 12:59pm On Apr 23, 2015
Lanretoye:
OP just broke up with ma gf and i badly need her back,if these your apology lines work enh... wait make i throw them first. grin
Lanretoye, I understand your plight and I hope she ll accept your apology. Ladies have a good heart. If she still doesn't agree, let me know. I'll soon update two more of this apology series which should work. And when finally accepts you back, treat her as the queen she is and please her. Goodluck my friend.
RomanceRe: A Romantic Apology Letter For Your Bf/gf by penplayer(op): 12:55pm On Apr 23, 2015
Midehi:
keep it up dear.
I sure will. Thanks for reading too. wink I'm glad. Hope your day is going well too.
RomanceRe: A Romantic Apology Letter For Your Bf/gf by penplayer(op): 12:53pm On Apr 23, 2015
dharay99:
nice lines.
Lemm start giving all ma gfs red card...

#play boy mode activated.

Wheneva i want dem back, these lines of urs should work,
Buh if it doesn't, 0p u are in soup. cry
Haha, Chai! Naughty boy. I'll be waiting here for your test results. Soup ko, vegetables ni. grin
RomanceA Romantic Apology Letter For Your Bf/gf by penplayer(op): 9:44am On Apr 23, 2015
One more time

1. Listen girl, what happened back there, the stuff I said, let me explain.
Watching you walk out that door, angry at the guy who made you happy, made my heart leap in sadness. I never for once thought your goodbye was gonna be real at the time. I thought you were gonna look back, one more time, but it was all a lie.

I'm sorry, baby please listen, I've done wrong, I know, but don't leave my heart hanging there. I'm losing it, its hitting me hard, but if I knew it was gonna be this way, I'd have chased the devil all away. Baby please don't go away.

2. I hate myself for hurting you, and though we never miss the water until its gone, a chance is here to make it up. Let me once again behold your radiance, that glow of love one more time. Keep your backpack down, I'll hold it, wipe the tears off your face and hug me one more time.

3. Sweet excitement, love enticement, pain unwanted, come back in and dance with me. I love you and I'll show you one more time. Though the shell of this snail be broken, we patch it up and trail on back. Tough up your knuckles and hit me hard, I deserve it, but I won't break. Please leave me not.

#Altarboy

P.S. Could pass for a lyric with little adjustment.

C.C. Mhyra ,Midehi
RomanceRe: The Poem I Wrote To Propose by penplayer(op): 9:25am On Apr 23, 2015
mhyra:
grin
Keep smiling. Now go wake that email, meal, sorry mail is ready. Lol.
RomanceRe: The Poem I Wrote To Propose by penplayer(op): 9:22am On Apr 23, 2015
Midehi:
very nice...copied few parts from it.

tnx for that.
*smiles * You're welcome. I'll be sure to mention you next time I update something 'short'. Midehi. grin
RomanceRe: The Poem I Wrote To Propose by penplayer(op): 4:11am On Apr 23, 2015
mhyra:
um, the last time I checked, it was taking a nap. I just hopes it wakes up in time tongue
Wake up in time? when hot water, club and sticks are there. It will wake up instantly.
RomanceRe: The Poem I Wrote To Propose by penplayer(op): 8:38pm On Apr 22, 2015
DuchessLily:
Nice! But is it not too long?
My dear. did it bore you? Apologies. Hard it is to cut off some ideas for it will diminish the sense of it. Apologies again.

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