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LiteratureRe: Paid Article Writers Needed Urgently by penplayer: 7:38am On May 15, 2015
While I believe he has a right of opinions and decision, I believe also in equity and fairness. More of why I decided to ignore his insulting post. I doubt if he writes, or a good one at that because no sane, good, thinking and reading writer will accept an offer of #200 for a 1000word article. I know how unemployment has eaten into Nigeria so I'm not surprised he received PMs. Of course he will accept any article, as long as its 1000 jargon-filled words. cheesy

If I got 5k for an article of less than 400 words, then he simply cannot afford me as he said. I'm a blogger too and I have my writing team, so niftyrules, just free the guy. One naira per word would be logical.
Poems For ReviewWho Can Explain This Lyric? by penplayer(op): 10:59pm On May 14, 2015
You are not you

1. Shrouds from the darkest hell,
Clouds over the starry goodness,
Hateful torture follows spits,
No puncture to her pride's skirts,
The strides of dementia,
Ploughed the steps of Demetria,
Then reality struck in awe,
This is not demetria.

This is not you,
To eat my heart wickedly,
Stab me on silently,
I shoulda watched my back,
The person I knew is gone,
Here in lies the devil's double,
In prayerful words I speak,
That till this madness breaks free,
You're not you.

2.
I'm breaking to shreds and sinking,
This beastly stare terrifies,
I'm standing on the brink,
Strange crossbones, black ringed eyes,
The demon cut loose once more,
Strange spirit bites my mind,
Black and white, purple or blue,
This is not just a nightmare,

Bridge

Break it off and let it go,
My tearline begs trail apart,
If this is a joke, I'm not smiling,
Until the lion breaks off teeth,
And the demon sleep in white,
I'm gonna watch from the distance,
And wait till you come to realize,

This is not you,
To eat my heart wickedly,
Stab me on silently,
I shoulda watched my back,
The person I knew is gone,
Here in lies the devil's double,
In prayerful words I speak,
That till this madness breaks free,
You're not you.

#Altarboy
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LiteratureRe: Paid Article Writers Needed Urgently by penplayer: 9:57pm On May 14, 2015
OK leo2008
LiteratureRe: Paid Article Writers Needed Urgently by penplayer: 8:45pm On May 13, 2015
200 what?! Egbami. When did writers become such paupers? Suck your 200 and source for articles online. No wonder no one replied you.
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FashionRe: If U Know U Re Handsome Or Beautiful, Try Posting Ur Pic Here, Let's Judge by penplayer: 1:08pm On May 12, 2015
Estellar:
We are
I'll find Time to send you a pm.then
FashionRe: If U Know U Re Handsome Or Beautiful, Try Posting Ur Pic Here, Let's Judge by penplayer: 1:04am On May 12, 2015
Estellar:
Bauchi. Thanks. Good to know
Bauchi? You really don't look like a northern lady. My stereotypical assessment though. Let's be friends.
FashionRe: If U Know U Re Handsome Or Beautiful, Try Posting Ur Pic Here, Let's Judge by penplayer: 9:21pm On May 11, 2015
Estellar:
Maybe its fake..lol.. Its Estelle actually. Thank u. U r cute... The pleasure is mine Emmanuel
grin Hmmm, Estelle. Nice name. Thanks. What's your state? I wanna know you. Don't mind me, I like meeting people. its my hobby. It helps me cope with life. Lol.
FashionRe: If U Know U Re Handsome Or Beautiful, Try Posting Ur Pic Here, Let's Judge by penplayer: 7:40pm On May 11, 2015
Estellar:
lol... Where's d cute face? Definitely not my face. Let him watch at least not mine
As if your profile is fake! Stella! Haba. You are beautiful, and modest about it. I like that. I'm Emmanuel anyway. It is nice meeting another cute lady...
FashionRe: If U Know U Re Handsome Or Beautiful, Try Posting Ur Pic Here, Let's Judge by penplayer: 6:59pm On May 11, 2015
Estellar:
wish i knew
Lol. Come around here and let's see that cute face. Who knows if Nigeria's bill gates I watching? cheesy
FashionRe: If U Know U Re Handsome Or Beautiful, Try Posting Ur Pic Here, Let's Judge by penplayer: 6:47pm On May 11, 2015
Estellar:
Ok will b right back
How long will it take you to be right back?
RomanceRe: What Can A Guy Gain From A Relationship Without Sex? by penplayer: 9:19am On May 08, 2015
Tapout:
bro u never talk wetin u dey find this early morning undecided
Lol. Lol. grin grin Adventure!
RomanceRe: What Can A Guy Gain From A Relationship Without Sex? by penplayer: 9:18am On May 08, 2015
missclasssy:
No you can't.
I know I can't. Just figurative and rhetorical. #sneer
RomanceRe: What Can A Guy Gain From A Relationship Without Sex? by penplayer: 8:37am On May 08, 2015
missclasssy:
A relatioship should never be a parasitic one where on partner feeds and gains at the expense of the other.
It should be a symbiotic one which benefits both parties.

I don't know what attracted the guy to the lady but that's the defining factor as regards this issue.
If all that attracts a guy to a lady is her sexual appeal, then I don't see why he would be expecting to gain something else from her.

There are other things that should attract a guy towards a lady, such as the level of education she has attained, her wit, a talent she has, the way she relates with people, a vocational skill she has acquired, her wealth, etc.
When the some of aforementioned is used as criteria for attraction coupled with her physical attributes, then definitely there wouldn't be need to ask this question.
You just hit the nail! can I hug you? grin
FashionRe: If U Know U Re Handsome Or Beautiful, Try Posting Ur Pic Here, Let's Judge by penplayer: 6:23pm On May 07, 2015
Summer1:
Hey there, retrace ur steps, lol
*walks a bit back* I asked an harmless question. From a very innocent heart. grin
(what goes in a guy's mind)
FashionRe: If U Know U Re Handsome Or Beautiful, Try Posting Ur Pic Here, Let's Judge by penplayer: 6:16pm On May 07, 2015
Wow... You look really cute... grin Are you single? grin grin lol
FashionRe: If U Know U Re Handsome Or Beautiful, Try Posting Ur Pic Here, Let's Judge by penplayer:
let me be the first sane guy. grin I'm coming. grin grin.

OK. I've uploaded. Don't bash. I'm just OK. I don't hold beauty as superfluous. I appreciate skills and quality instead. Everyone is beautiful cos God created it that way. grin

RomanceHow To Keep Any Relationship Healthy by penplayer(op): 3:20pm On Apr 28, 2015
How to Keep any Relationship Healthy

By: Cucan Pemo
With all of the advice out there on how to rebuild your relationship, why not look at tips to keep your already healthy relationship in tact? There are plenty of things that you should avoid in order to make your relationship with your wife or girlfriend from unnecessary miscommunication as well as arguments. In fact, these tips can help you in every relationship that you have - read on.

DON'T be right all the time

There's nothing more frustrating in a relationship than a person who insists that they are always right. No one is right all of the time, and it's time that you realized that. It takes a much stronger person to admit that they were wrong than it is for someone to not admit that they may have made a mistake. Don't be the know it all.

DON'T refuse to apologize

You will have something that you need to apologize for at some point, even if you don't think that it's a big deal. When you allow your partner to hear that you are sorry about something, you allow them to see that you are willing to move past something in order to have a healthier relationship. And even if you don't think that you are wrong, apologizing is a great way to start fixing the situation instead of making it worse.

DON'T know the other person better than they know themselves

If you've ever been in a fight or a discussion when another person has claimed to know what you want, doesn't that feel upsetting? You want to avoid doggedly trying to prove that you know more about the other person than they do - because that just isn't the case. Take the time to consider their feelings and thoughts when they tell them to you. To not let them have a say is to make the conversation one sided.

DON'T assume anything

When you start to assume something, you start to chip away at the truth. IF you want to know about something, the other person is going to have to tell you what you need to know. Assuming that someone feels a certain way or that they want you to do a certain thing is only going to set you up for possible problems. Assuming is really just guessing.

DON'T rub it in

If you do find out that you are right about something, you don't want to constantly rub the fact in long after the discussion is over. Your relationship isn't about someone being right; it's about the two of you being happy. If you're right, you're right, but then you need to move on. Your partner will not appreciate being reminded that they were wrong.

DON'T put your priorities first

While you both want to have your needs and wants addressed, when you try to focus more on your own needs than your partner's needs, you will be seen as selfish and uncaring. A relationship means that you are putting someone else's needs before your own, and in doing so, allowing your needs to be fulfilled as well. Seek out their needs to see how you can compromise to make both of you happy.

DON'T interrupt them

When you're trying to make a point, you might feel that your words are more important than theirs, but this is not helpful. If you are interrupting what someone else is saying all the time, two things happen: one, you're not hearing what they are saying, and two, you are showing that your opinions are more important than theirs. Instead, stop yourself and make a mental note to bring up your point when they are finished.

DON'T make promises you can't keep

You aren't going to be perfect, but when someone is counting on you to help maintain a good relationship; you need to be able to hold up your part of the bargain. This means that you need to be able to make promises that you can keep. And when you do make a promise to someone, they need to be able to expect that you will follow through - every time. If you can't make a promise, then let them know that you will try your hardest, but that you can not promise it. This allows them to have realistic expectations of you.

No relationship is perfect, but there are plenty of ways that you can keep it from becoming unhealthy.
RomanceRe: What Are The Things That Remind You Of Your Ex? by penplayer: 9:20am On Apr 27, 2015
Mhizizzy:
I can't remember much

Infact anyfn at all

I only dreamof my intending bf
Lol. Nice one.

For me, no ex grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: ~ Top 10 Romance Section Love Birds ~ by penplayer: 9:32pm On Apr 26, 2015
Mhizizzy:
Nice one missghost

I better find a date here too smiley
Seriously? Who do u av in mind?
LiteratureRe: Village Menace 1 (A Serial Story) by penplayer: 9:23am On Apr 25, 2015
Village Menace (9th episode)

Moonlight quickly settled over the night, and cool breeze blew all over. The birds in the trees just wouldn't rest their tongues as they sang their eerie solos continuously on top of their voices, blending with the resonating laughter of the forest beasts. Never before in my life have I seen anything so gross. The hunger was killing me, but I'd rather go hungry than eat such a stinking meal. When I continued to hesitate, he balled one of his fists and and pointed at me menacingly.

Slowly and reluctantly, I drew the calabash-full of gross terror closer with the tip with my fingers, careful to make sure my palm was not stained. With my other hand, I held on to my nose tightly to avoid breathing in the stench emanating from it. My face contorted uglily like someone forced to share a kiss with a leper, and it twitched sideways. My captors opened their mouths widely again, laughing in derision at the mini-drama being acted before them.

Knowing my survival depended on eating the content, I had no option than to consume the disgusting meal. When a stubborn sheep takes to visiting the dog, he will have to eat dung and bones. Slowly and barely touching, I took a maggot and tasted, a pus-like liquid bursted out of it with a disgusting taste. I coughed several times, opening my mouth wide and gasping for breath. Slowly I consumed all the maggots, my stomach rumbling in revolt at the unpalatable food it was being fed.

After eating that, I turned away from the meal, and announced I was satisfied. They all laughed again, and their leader shouted, "You will have to eat everything in that calabash, even to the last drop." On hearing that, I bursted into tears, crying out in despair. He threw me a really furious look, and he growled loudly. Immediately I dipped my hands into the calabash, closed my eyes tightly and picked whatever my hand laid on. Without a second thought, I dipped it into my mouth and munched on it. I did that continuously until I could no longer feel anything in the calabash again, and then slowly I opened my eyes. I released my nose and breathed in fresh air with relief.

Seeing I was through with their meal, he called out to them, "bring him a refreshing drink." One of them quickly rushed into one of the sheds and brought out another calabash, much smaller than the first. He collected it and handed it over to me. "It was made out of snake's urine, toad's saliva and fish blood," he explained. I winced in pain and spat out in anger, muttering a curse under my breath, but a look at his mean eyes sent shivers to my spine. Obediently, I closed my eyes again, held onto my nose, and slowly drowned the content.

They all started clapping thunderously, hailing, screaming and stamping their foot that I felt the ground beneath vibrating with the rhythm. Their leader silenced them with a wave of his hand and said, "Well done, you have now been initiated into the council of the forest beasts."
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RomanceRe: A Romantic Apology Letter For Your Bf/gf by penplayer(op): 10:40pm On Apr 24, 2015
SAZZYSKOLY:
Not reallly.... jus didn't believe she cld walk....
Eyah. I've experienced that too. Got me writing seriously.
RomanceRe: A Romantic Apology Letter For Your Bf/gf by penplayer(op): 10:25pm On Apr 24, 2015
SAZZYSKOLY:
Did u jus say AGIDI,,,, u need to meet my EX.... 1 tin 4 sure I will never give her d plesure of a TEXT like thiis
Lol. Haba. You must av felt really bad when she left.
RomanceRe: A Romantic Apology Letter For Your Bf/gf by penplayer(op): 9:45pm On Apr 24, 2015
Qmab:
OP, are these lines really your brain child? If yes Kudos!
Its just that I dnt make use of ready made texts, i like to create them myself.
But it's lovely anyways.
They are and thanks for the compliment. I do encourage originality at all time for as cool as this writeup may be, it won't work for everyone. You may get ideas from this and many others to write your own apology though, its allowed.
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Guys Don't Have Girlfriends. by penplayer: 9:15pm On Apr 24, 2015
Midehi:
hey! thats for a LovePeddler, a girl who knows what she want wont cheat or decieve his bf with the little hes providing her with except shes not ready yet. there are still few girls who respect & adore their relationship alot.
Exactly. Bottom line, the guy should not be stingy, and the lady should appreciate and even understand when the guy is broke. wink And reply my pm too, Midehi
RomanceRe: A Romantic Apology Letter For Your Bf/gf by penplayer(op): 9:10pm On Apr 24, 2015
Vikky014:
Yes. hw i wish i know d gf tongue
Lol, So we can go together and beg her in the name of love. Bless your soul. Lanretoye, Now you see how nice vikky is. wink
RomanceRe: A Romantic Apology Letter For Your Bf/gf by penplayer(op): 7:36pm On Apr 24, 2015
Lanretoye:
thanks bro,i swear i no go do am again. grin
Vikky014, You hear that? I hope she hears, I mean ur gf
RomanceRe: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by penplayer(op): 7:32pm On Apr 24, 2015
Mancity26:
u no see pesin wey u talk? Genevieve...well i understand u but money still follow, see true luv..true luv na wit money o
Lol. you are right
LiteratureRe: Village Menace 1 (A Serial Story) by penplayer: 8:40am On Apr 24, 2015
Village menace (8th episode)

Hearing that, I felt a heavy stone taken off my heart, and my racing heartbeat slowed down and returned to normal. I heaved a sigh of relief, patting my chest soothingly. My head itself felt light like a heavy log had just been taken off it. The excitement and thought of seeing my family and eating my mother's palatable meals again made my mouth drool. I prostrated flatly, muttering words of gratitude as the terror in their presence alone had taken away my voice. It seems the cockroach has finally found favour in the hen's sight, and they can now go to village meetings together.

He readjusted on the trunk he sat on and continued. "We were not always evil, people made us into what we are," he said, his eyes drooping as if to show remorse. He continued his story, adjusting his position again, his third eye rotating with each word he said. ''Before we came to live in the forest, we lived among the people, helping them with manual labours and protecting their properties, and they in turn provided shelter and food for us. After a while, they started fearing us, and thinking we will one day bring harm, they waged a war and nearly wiped us out. Only a few of us were able to escape the claws of demise and seek refuge in the forest."

As he told his story, I started wondering what his true intentions were for deciding not to kill me. Several ideas flew through my mind but none of them made enough sense to me. I jerked at the thought that they may actually want a human companion, or probably take me as an hostage. Either ways, none was going to be a palatable experience for me. The thoughts beclouded my mind that the rest of his tale sounded like a lizard's shout to me.

The leader stood up on his foot with a loud thud, snapped me out of oblivion and asked me which family I came from. I only looked on like a ram that had just been saved from the ritual shrine, batting my eyelid as a child caught stealing from his mother's pot. He moved closer and lifted me up like feather into the air, bringing me closer to his face and observing me. My heart failed me again, and I stared on at him pitiably like a rat caught in the lion's claw. Pangs of hunger started hitting me furiously and I flinched in his hands. After looking curiously at me, as if he could see through and read my mind, he told his subjects to bring food, guessing I was probably hungry.

In minutes, a big calabash was placed before me, covered with leaves. Instantly, like a starved rat, I removed the cover and immediately felt my stomach rumble, the worms of my stomach throwing a tantrum at the sight before me, and I shifted backwards. Prepared for me in the calabash were brown maggots big enough to swallow a rat, fresh intestines, a snake's head, and a dead tortoise. Nauseous feeling gripped my inners and I threw up the leftover of the morning meal. Suddenly, as if possessed by stubborn evil spirits, they started laughing mockingly, their voice resonating throughout the forest trees.

"You will have to eat this, if you ever want to make it out alive!" He growled, spits from his mouth hitting me squarely in the face.
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