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Shut up matured idiot

Since 2010, BOKO HARAM have been blamed for the killings of more than 1,700 people, according to a count by The Associated Press.
Yet,these militants are always threatening to do more and even face anyone.
In the video received by journalists Monday, Shekau brushes off any gains asserted by the security forces.
"You soldiers have claimed that you are powerful, that we have been defeated, that we are mad people," Shekau says, speaking in the local Hausa language. "But how can a mad man successfully coordinate recent attacks in Gamboru, in Malam Fatori, slaughter people inBiu, kill in Gwoza and in Bama, where soldiers fled underour heavy fire power?
"We have killed countless soldiers and we are going to kill more."
He further insists the extremists' "strength and firepower has surpassed that of Nigeria. ... We can now comfortably confront the United States of America."
Shekau also said Nigeria's military is "lying to the world"about its casualties. "They lied that they have killed our members, but we are the ones that have killed the soldiers."
He apparently was referring to Aug. 4 attacks on a military base at Malam Fatori and a police outpost in Bama, both near the border with Cameroon.

Wat is rong with these pictures?

Should amnesty really be granted to boko haram?

The Nigerian Medical Association (NMA) said Monday that its members are not party to the ongoing nationwide strike of the Joint Health Workers' Union (JOSEHU).
JOSEHU called its members on strike last week. .
The Chairman of Gombe State chapter of the NMA, Dr. Jauro Degri, announced the association's withdrawal at a news briefing in Gombe.
NMA urged members of the public should not panic because of the industrial action.
Degri assured that medical doctors are on ground at the Federal Medical Centre in Gombe to render servicesto patients.
'All outpatient clinics are going on as expected. Specialist services are also going on as usual. The hospital will continue to render emergency services,' he said.
Dr. Degri said whatever services the health facility cannot render following the ongoing strike 'we can always advise and direct patients to where they can beattended to.'
'We appeal to the public not to panic, as doctors are working round the clock to ensure that our people do not suffer as a result of the strike,' he said.
JOSEHU declared the strike four days ago over some demands it has with the Federal Ministry of Health.

I thought the question was: 'is it ideal'? @ 1st poster

- U go to buy recharge card,the seller gives u MTN without asking u d one you want.
-If you come back from where you went to,people at your compound will still ask you 'are you back' ?
I neva come nai u they talk to me?

I atended a wedding recently, the little bride & the page boy were the children of the couple.
What can we say about giving birth to a baby before getting married. Is it really ideal?

This is to bring to the notice of all prospective candidates that the Screening Exercise for Admissions into Federal School of Dental Technology & Therapy, Enugu will take place on Thursday,22nd &23rd of August, 2013.
Prospective candidates are required to pay cash sum of#2,000.00(Two Thousand Naira) only to any UBA Branch with Account No. 1010568698.
Candidates are also requiredto come with Bank Teller for Collection of postUTME-ADMISSION ACCESS CARD from the Bursary Department.
The post UTME-ADMISSION ACCESS CARD is used for the Registration of ONLINE POST JAMB SCREENING TEST in the school portal - http://portal.fedsdtten.com
Candidates are required to print copies of the completed application form and also keep the photocopy of Bank Teller for the Exam Purpose.Jamb result slip, O’Level certificate and Bank teller should be submitted to Academic Affairs Department
Applicants are advised to make extra financial provisions for the school’s information Booklets as may be required.
Secondly,just like i did last year...i'll b providin accommodation for those who don't have where to stay before the exams. Call 08038920993 for more questions,clarification & details.

I did it last year...i'll also do it this year. By God's grace,i shall b accomodating anyone that will be writing any post utme exam in Enugu state for free. Call 08038920993 OR 08173970160 for details about any post utme within Enugu state. Good luck.

The University does not demand any form of payment to any account from prospective candidates. All information concerning admissions are obtainable on the University website http://www.unilorin.edu.ng. Visits to any other website is at the candidate's risk.
You are advised not to access the University website through internet searchengines and social media network (Facebook, Twitter e.t.c).
Thank you.

The Afe Babalola University (ABUAD) has just released her 1st Provisional AdmissionList of Candidates offered Admission in all departments of the University for the 2013/2014 Academic Year.
THE PROVISIONAL ADMISSION IS SUBJECT TO THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS;
a. Payment of a Non-Refundable Acceptance Fee Payable into ABUAD Bank Account Number.
BANK: FIRST BANK PLC
A/C NAME: AFE BABALOLA UNIVERSITY ACCEPTANCE FEE ACCOUNT
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 2018076125
Please take note of the following before making any payment.
(a) Candidate’s Name MUST be stated as the depositor on the bank teller.
(b) A copy of the payment teller, Jamb Result 2013, Birth Certification and O’level Results (If available) MUST be presented at the registry after which provisional admission letter will be issued.
(c)Interaction with the college official at resumption.
NOTE THE PROVISIONAL ADMISSION IS SUBJECT TO AND SHALL ONLY BE VALID AFTER DUE INTERACTION AND FURTHER SCREENING BY THECOLLEGE OFFICIALS AND MEDICAL CHECK BY THE UNIVERSITY AUTHORITY.
1. The 2013/2014 Academic Session will commence on monday, 23rd September, 2013.
2.This offer of provisional admission is made strictly on first-come-served basis.
All the candidates who sat for the screening examination of Afe Babalola University can check their results by selecting their respective schools from theList below:
* COLLEGE OF LAW
* COLLEGE OF MEDICINE AND HEALTH SCIENCES
* COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING
* COLLEGE OF SOCIAL & MANAGEMENT SCIENCES
* COLLEGE OF SCIENCES
* COLLEGE OF ART & HUMANITIES
I wish all admitted students the best of their time at the University.

Yes i am interested. Who else can do it PER-FECT-LY?

YES(x100),am interested.
Who else can do it PER-FECT-LY?

Abeg,thunder and ASUU who strike pass?

Somebody just told me that i should stop wearin my watch on my right wrist. I immediately asked 'isn't it wrist watch? Well,if i should ask,which of the wrist should watches be worn?

If ur church cannot change u,u change church. Pls,if u can't beat them,u leave dem.

'vnt even heard dat name b4. U said kemi omo.....wat? Who is she pls?

I started it last year & lots of candidates got all the info. they needed. Pls swallow your pride;For questions,clarifications,complaints,information and update about 2013/2014 post utme for Federal polythenic,Nekede and all schools(private ,state & federal) in Enugu state......call 08038920993. Pls fedponek and schools in Enugu only. Goodluck.

FEDPONEK...polynekede as u may call it will be closin registration for their 2013/2014 post utme exercise on 15/07/2013. This year covers 28 courses. U're to pay one thousand naira to either zenith,U.B.A or Fidelity bank. Call me on 08038920993 for more details & questions on the dates of exam & many more. I shall do my best just as i have been doing. Good luck.

Lolll.....u'll quit wen u av ur 1st child? Funny.

Honestly,most gals don't knw dat deir bf smokes. If they eventually know,should dat b a reason 4 dem leavin u?

For many African-American celebrities,visiting Africa satisfies a yearning to return to their distant ancestral homeland. Not so for tennis player Serena Williams.
“I’d love to say I’m from Africa, but we’re from the United States and we’re proud to be from there as well,” she told newsmen in Lagos on Wednesday, after a Nigerian reporter asked if perhaps she was originally from Nigeria.
“But my Mom named my sister (Venus) after an African name,” she hastily added.
The Williams sisters and their mother are in Nigeria this week to promote women’s tennis and empowerment of women on the continent.
For Venus, it is her first time in Africa.
Taking their own successes in women’s tennis, a sport which before them was dominated by white players, the sisters want to inspire women in the African continent to take up the sport and, more generally, to pursue their dreams despite whatever odds they face in maledominated societies.
“We were able to break the mould and win a lot of grand slams and change the face of tennis … when tennis was very dominated by white people,” 31-year-old Serena said three days after beating rival Maria Sharapova in the final of the WTA Championships in Istanbul.
“It doesn’t matter what your background is and where you come from, if you have dreams and goals, that’s all that matters,” she added.
The sisters later conducted tennis classes with some children at a Lagos sports club.
On Thursday [today], they will visit a school to discuss empowerment of girls then on Friday they will play an exhibition match against each other.
“We’re very excited to be playing tennis here,” Venus said.
“Of all the finals everywhere … this will be our final here in Nigeria.
“I don’t know who’s going to win but Serena just won the championship so I know she’s ready. I’ll have to play my best tennis.”

chucky234: Typhoid don catch me to read this plenty easy wey Stanley dey write,shey dis Stanley guy na producer/musician abi which one him dey drink alabukun for musicians dem headache.
Bros go write wetin go change naija joor,see flood victims dey die you no even write about dem,na musicians wey their lives don better you come chose to fight for.
Another attention seeking blogger.

u couldnt even finish d rite up and u here sayin rubish. In 2 sentences,one 4 each,summarise dis article. Olodo

I pray they are not kidnapped. And no fireworks.......may likely turn 2 fire bomb.

Applications are invited from suitably qualified and experienced candidates for the underlisted positions in the University College Hospital, Ibadan.
-NURSING OFFICER II
Applicants must possess five credits passess in the west african school certificate or NECO certificate and also possess professional double qualifications registrable with the N&MCN i.e RN, RM or B.nursing science
METHOD OF APPLICATION
Application forms are obtainable from the office of the chief medicaldirector, UCH ibadan. Applicants areexpected to submit reference letters along with the completed application form to the office of the CMD before the closing date. Referees report brought on the interview will bediscountenanced. completed application forms, three referees’ reports, photocopies of relevant certificates and credentialsand CV scanned on CD must be submitted to:
The chief medical director, university college hospital, P.M.B 5116, Ibadan nigeria.

The Attention of the Enugu State University of Science and Technology(ESUT) has been drawn to publications in the media(both print and Electronic) by the African Thinkers Community of Inquiry College of Education(ATCOICOE), Inviting applications from qualifiedcandidates for admission into various programmes that are purportedly being undertaken in affiliation with ESUT.
The Management of Enugu State University of Science and Technology(ESUT) wishes to informthe public that, although African Thinkers Community of Inquiry college of Education applied for affiliation with ESUT, the process is still yet to be completed.
The Management of the University(ESUT), dissociates the University from the said publication and further states that ESUT does not run any Outreach centre in any part of Nigeria, eitherby itself or in affiliation with any Institution.
The management of ESUT has therefore warned, any member of the public that deals with African Thinkers Community of Inquiry College of Education within the context of affiliation relationship with ESUT does so at his or her own risk.
Signed
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Registrar