₦airaland Forum

Clueless president

Odua4life:
Ive been made understand that bad news's about Nigeria makes your type happy. But I say there’s hope for Nigeria 🇳🇬
My people will trive once again from north to south, from east to west. Nigeria glory days will emerge to the surprise and dismay of people like you.

Amen

Zonefree:
The total number of virgin women in Nigeria is not up to 11.

Bros for where u wan see virgins for this tinubu wicked administration

This wicked administration has now made people talk to themselves even while on the road. I think that's enough social life to deal with already

89green:
APC urchins be like - - Nigerians are lazy, you guys should better get back to farm and start farming Petrol and gas.

Me I have apc discount card, no matter the new price, I buy full tank at 22 naira /ltr. Apc till 5059

Me I have a petrol farm, I don't buy fuel.

Ebin pawa till infinity

Wheres the seductive dance abeg? 😕
I just love that thick girl

Oga carry your bags dey move no waste time

Goodlyhrt:
500k just for hair ehn fine girl Women ehn.

I still love una sha but una no go fit kill me 🤧

You're looking for advice on something serious and yet responding to unserious persons

Mariangeles:
That means you love to relish your food.

Some people hum while eating, while some people do body movements.

Hum while eating? I think it comes unawares esp wen d meal gets to ur medulla oblongata

agadam:
Till when the work don tire you

Nothing new, even Nigerian president cannot reside the new national anthem

Treasure17:

Make I go price Lexus first.

Only him know wetin him pass through for him stingy dad hand. I can relate

Candidlady:
Cleanliness is next to godliness

Men with this kinda beards should never ever be trusted.. they are very very unfaithful

So you women don't like beard gang anymore

When you're the next of kin to a stingy Dad

Person sportybet game dey cut for 90+ mins

Candidlady:


Isee most of them dodging this thread

🍽️ 🍷 Is a no no for them stingy selfish self centered apes

Pjtech

Economy is biting hard, if you're hungry eat in your house

Only him knows the shege tinubus government has shown him

Sometimes I wish I'll have the last minute opportunity to OBS how sympathizers wil eat rice at my funeral

Zonefree:
In Nigeria, an ape with money stand a better chance of getting a woman than a broke handsome man.

A broke handsome man looks exactly like chimpanzee to Nigerian women

She peeped to check my balance after making transfer for the drinks I bought, red flag

Imagine his hommie swipes that cucumber from him and bites as they do with corn

PlayMaker14:
Rose na kolo.


As for your friend Obax, I leave him in the SIMP dungeon.

It is better to be depressed as a single man than as a family man with kids earning meager income in this country.

Out of too much thinking and calculation u fit jar leave your wife and kids

NwaAmaikpe:




Village people were probably upset with their house warming so they sent thunder.
But since I was born, till now I have gotten young, I have never heard that thunder kills. Well, lightning does.

And I only know of two instances of people getting struck by it.

The first was a couple who were electrocuted to death by lightning while making love on a metal bed in a house with faulty earth insulations.

The second instance was a lady who was struck by lightning while making up by the window during a rainstorm. The cadmium and lead in her brown powder conducted electricity from the lightning and left her with third degree burns.

She was lucky to survive, but suffers from Alopecia and can not grow any hair in her armpits or pubic region till this day because of it.

We must learn to take care of our lives and not take lots of things for granted so we don't end up blaming village people for everything.

Use qualified professionals when building your house.

It is penny-wise, pound-foolish to use Kazeem the auto electrician to wire your house because his price is cheaper.

Bro between your mad.ness and tinubu government I'll gladly choose your mad.ness

They do that on purpose.

They'll be humble back home (pretentiously) once you take them there they turn tiger

50 meter too much, come to mararaba

Just kill him

tishbite42:
Na that one tire me
I get many but na celeb work
One day I go try faceee

Omo na facee o, but put me on for that celeb work na

Cmanforall:
Ghana dey learn work

Ah

1Sharon:
Check your character

Character or not, better start to embrace the fact that not everyone will get married. Its a bitter truth we all have to deal with.

For me,not that i want to be amongst but I've been trying this relationship thing,at some point i run out of love and start to act weird lol it sucks tho.

I think money and hardship is a big factor to most unstable relationships in Nigeria. No be who chop bellyful dey play love

Good riddance, anything to escape tinubu's hardship.

But abeg where una dey bomb these old layers? Share update na