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its just plain rubbish. Especially dat coco brweast raaabbish

DESNAT:
C Ronaldo bleach him face then oo, he cun forget to bleach hin hand.

What are you trying to say.
...dat m lying abi

You blow finish u con forget person...
mtchew

it is well

Hmm.Ridiculous. only in Nigeria

Plz help m chatting with my girl crush how do i prolong d chat

Please laugh with me. I have not stopped laughing since I got this
Question: What is the definition of wahala
Answer: Wahala can be defined as ;when a soldier punish you finish, come release you make you dey go, you come climb your bike come shout 'officer thunder fire you' and your bike no gree start...........#Pedrolapel

Ladies, No lies oooo Like three times abii? For person u wan seduce abii? For person u wan rape abii no lies u don do bf I respect u abi fear nii.LADIES

Are u 20yrs & above? Do u av a valid Int'l passport? Can u speak English & any other language? Are u looking for a 9am-3pm job with a monthly salary of #850,000 and a weekly allo wance of 150,000? No work during weekend & u only have to work halfday on fridays? IF u're interested in this job,pls contact me with ur full details...SO THAT WE CAN LOOK FOR IT TOGETHER,COS ME SEF DEY FIND DAT KIND JOB.

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Dz one na insult na.i get pple wey respect me hia na

MUVA:
Question was clearly addressed to the ladies.


Or do we have cause to debate your sexuality?

Easy na.he wan talk for he gf

QUESTION TIME!! Now let us hear from the ladies If your boyfriend invites you to his hous ten times but he did not have sex with you, He did not make love to you and he did not even try to kiss you at all but he is nice and caring How will you think??
1) I will assume that he is impotent, so I will quit the relationship
2) I will still be dating him and love him even more
3) I will ask him if he is normal or not, but I will quit
4) He is not man enough so I will quit
5) I will assume that he does not love me so I will quit
6) I will assume that he has self control so I will still date him
"CHOOSE ONLY ONE"

oyinkinola:
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...as a nigerian you worth how much with corruption and now without corruption you worth how much?

Be sincere life with corruption n life without which z better?

BRING BACK OUR CURRUPTION!!!!,WITH CORRUPTION A BAG OF PURE WATER IS 70 WITHOUT CORRUPTION IS 150 ,WITH CORRUPTION DOLLAR IS 175 WITHOUT CORRUPTION IS 400, WITH CORRUPTION A RUBBER OF RICE IS 220 WITHOUT CORRUPTION IS 500 WITH CORRUPTION LITRE OF PETROL IS 87 WITHOUT CORRUPTION IS 100, WITH CORRUPTION PHOTOCOPY 5 WITHOUT CORRUPTION 10,BRING BACK OUR CORRUPTION OOOOOOOOOOOOO

BRING BACK OUR CURRUPTION!!!!,WITH CORRUPTION A BAG OF PURE WATER IS 70 WITHOUT CORRUPTION IS 150
,WITH CORRUPTION DOLLAR IS 175 WITHOUT CORRUPTION IS 400,
WITH CORRUPTION A RUBBER OF RICE IS 220 WITHOUT CORRUPTION IS 500
WITH CORRUPTION LITRE OF PETROL IS 87 WITHOUT CORRUPTION IS 100,
WITH CORRUPTION PHOTOCOPY 5 WITHOUT CORRUPTION 10,BRING BACK OUR CORRUPTION OOOOOOOOOOOOO

Girls sha

Moral Lesson Don't just woo any Girl(man)on d street

kilode100:
This is so me!!.... I Love humiliating Guys... That shitt turns me up mehn..

You are a UNhuman being

kilode100:
This is so me!!.... I Love humiliating Guys... That shitt turns me up mehn..

You are a UNhuman being

jummex8228:
Funny ways how people convert. islamic fuji songs yaf finished,na christianity fuji remain.

Lolzz.Tis the lords doing and it is marvelous in our sight

Adewale Ayuba, The Fuji Musical Singer Dump Islam For Christianity ...

Renowned Bonsue Fuji King, Adewale Ayuba has revealed how God ha been opening doors of blessings for him since giving his life to Christ, that is, becoming born again Christian.
Ayuba, a Muslim Alhaji, gave this revelation during the February 2016 Thanksgiving Service, tagged ‘Last Dance and Selfie Sunday, at the
Redeemed Christian Church of God, RCCG, City of David, Lagos.
Speaking before a large congregation during the Testimony Time, Ayuba said, “From last week, I have been feeling somehow. I realized that the Holy Spirit in me has been telling me to go out and say something and give testimony to people that can listen. I started with my driver in the car. For no reason, I just told him, Saheed, God has done this and this for me.”
He noted, “The one that really surprised me happened three days ago. I got a loan from one bank. I was here (RCCG, City of David) December 31, I told my God, before the end of January; I want to repay this money. To God be the glory, I made the payment last week. I thank God for His mercy. I have so much to say but I thank God for everything he has done for me.
Ayuba, who said he had been scared of being killed if he reveals that he is now a Christian said, “Because of the genre of music that I do, the
orientation is from Muslim, I thought if I profess to being a Christian, I am not going to live for ten days. But something kept telling me, Wale, I chose you, I gave you your talent, I am the only one that can hide you from evils.”
“One day, I called the Alfas to my house. I told them, ‘we are all serving the same God. Anabi (Prophet) Issah is Jesus Christ, Abraham is Ibrahim, Moses is Yissah, I am choosing Moses and am choosing Jesus Christ. And the head of the alfas in my house said is that what you want to do? I said yes. He said, ‘but you gave all your children Muslim names, how are you going to do that. Then I told him, I said, For the first time, I am telling you this though I know I am not supposed to tell you this. All my children go to
church, I am the only one in this house that is still practicing Islam. I am the one that gave them the freedom. I gave them the support.
While revealing that he has always made it a point of duty to attend church service every December 31 and if he didn’t go he would feel as if he was going to die, said, “From 2010 when I gave my life to Christ, it has been as if
God just opened doors of blessings for me. I thank God for choosing me. I thank God for calling me. I thank God for giving me the Lord Jesus Christ as my Lord and my saviour. I am proud to be a Christian.
“Before this, I had a lot of Alfas, (Muslim clerics) when I was still practicing Islam. They come to my house to pray for me. At the end of the day, after two hours of their hot prayers, immediately they must have left my house,
as if the prayers they have made, God was not going to answer them, I would go upstairs and carry my Bible and sanctify the prayers.
“I have been doing this for countless years, but my wife kept saying Wale, why are you doing this to yourself, why are you scared?
She didn’t even know that I was scared then because I was thinking if I turn around and tell people I am now a Christian, I might get killed because I have been to Hajj. In my album, I had portrayed myself as a Muslim that
people believe I am a Muslim, but I know in my inner mind that I am not a Muslim.
At the end of his testimony, Ayuba sang a song in his usual Bonsue Fuji genre to the admiration of the congregation.
Here are the lyrics sang by Ayuba at the church…..
“Whenever you see me sing about Jesus Christ, He is the owner of my soul
“Whenever you see me talk about Jesus Christ, He is the owner of my soul
“He’s the owner, he’s owner, He’s the owner of my soul
“He’s the owner, he’s owner, He’s the owner of my soul”

May God accept the brave soul of Captain Oni. He fought for us all! Killed by Boko Haram on Sunday in Maiduguri. while standing firm to protect the city Thank You For Laying Down Your Life for our beloveth country, Nigeria. Sleep on beloved brother! RIP May God visit with vengeance all the Boko Haram sponsors and sympathizers nationwide.

There is this girl that tot we were dating cus we were quite close. Buh wen i wasnt enjoying the closeness anymore.i started be having anyhow.She complained but wen she couldn't take it anymore .She gave me a note.It reads"Am nt interested again".Then she said she is giving me red Card...tell us yours

Hello,Am also confused here.Which is more lucrative Mechanical or Civil?

Obansanjo to olamide

1- First Country in World to abolish Slavery : Spain.
2- First Country in World to abolish Death Penalty :Venezuela.
3- First Country in World to legalize Same- s-x marriage : Netherlands.
4- First Country in World to issue Paper Currency : China (by Song Dynasty).
5- First Country in World to issue Postal Stamp : Britain (the stamp name is “Penny Black”).
6- First Country in World to develop Hydro- electricity : Norway
7- First Country in World to let Right to Vote for Women : Newzealand.
8- First Country in World to introduce VAT (Value Added tax) : France in 1954
9- First Country in World to impose Carbon Tax : Finland in 1990.
10- First Country in World to be Democratic : Athens of Greece
11- First Country in World to experience Industrial Revolution : Britain.
12- First Country in World to have an official National Flag : Denmark (soit has oldest Flag)
13- First Country in World to launch 3G Technology :Japan.
14- First Country in World to initiate Family Planning Policy : India
15- First Country in World to initiate Railways : Britain.
16- First Country in World to launch artificial Satellite into Earth’s orbit : USSR or Soviet Russia in 1957(Satellite’s name is Sputnik-1)

Lol.Una dey help us fear?
Remember when chelsea beat them in the semi final.They were regarded as favourites. buh d miracle happened

Sure.Support Us

Lolzzz.Things changes,everything changes.The point is we are different from the team they beat last time. Gerrit?

We can beat Barcelona. (1) Last time we lost to Barcelona we didn't have Ozil, Sanchez and Petr Cech.
(2) Koscielny was still an amateur.
(3) Last time we played Barca Chamakh & Djourou were in the first team
(4) Messi has never scored against Petr Cech. Gives me hope. Lionel Messi has faced Petr Čech 5 times in his career and has failed to score against him on each occasion.
(5) Barcelona don't have good goalkeeper. Petr Cech is better than him. Chance to prove Ramsey > Rakitic Ozil > Iniesta Alexis > Neymar Giroud > Suarez Wilshere > Messi I think we'll do well at home but I'd be worried about the away game. Bring it on you FC Barcelonawe're waiting for you.