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Sports / Re: Disappointing To Lose Through Penalty: Oparanozie Apologises For Losing Her Kick by phabulux: 2:42am On Aug 08, 2023
Pwettylinda:
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Theifnubuu is a bad luck to Nigeria undecided undecided

Madness no suppose kill you today. You're just crazy.



Oloshi!
Politics / Re: Atiku’s Subpoenaed Witnesses Unsettle INEC, Tinubu, APC by phabulux: 4:13pm On Jun 07, 2023
Politics / Re: Fuel Subsidy Expenditure From 2005 To 2022 by phabulux: 9:09pm On Jun 06, 2023
obembet:
Nigeria has spent ₦16.6 trillion ($81.4 billion) on fuel Subsidy from 2005 to 2022.



Source: https://twitter.com/StatiSense/status/1666133252535463956?


7.9trn

t=mSmfy3RHm1dZYO80Zs_KIg&s=19

Celebrities / Re: Portable Welcomes Baby With His Girlfriend, Ashabi (Video) by phabulux: 8:10pm On Jun 06, 2023
Let me put it this way: Portable may be crass, but, he deserves a few entitlements. What makes you better than he?

Christ!

If we can be like, if we can all be like, Lincoln, this life will be a better place to live.
Celebrities / Re: Portable Welcomes Baby With His Girlfriend, Ashabi (Video) by phabulux: 7:58pm On Jun 06, 2023
Fineman2:
women sha, just get money and you will sleep with/marry any woman of your choice.

I've given up on our ladies


Another were!

You wan marry am?

Um um! She go marry you?

Eleribu!
Car Talk / Re: The Effect Of Fuel Subsidy Removal On The Prices Of Cars by phabulux: 5:21pm On Jun 06, 2023
zeenaman:
Personal opinion:

The relationship between cars and Petrol is complementary in nature. Complementary in the sense that, one is needed to augment the other, just like garri and kulikuli.

Going by basic economics principle, there is an inverse price relationship between complementary goods i.e an increase in the price of one results in decrease in the demand for the other. With this, it is conceivable that with increase in the price of petroleum, there will be less demand for cars, hence result in price crash occasioned by excess supply over demand.

Also, from the angle of the Federal government, the rich benefit more from the subsidy. People with ten cars will now find it unfunny fueling the convoy, and this may result in selling off some of the vehicles. This should further increase the supply of cars and drive down the price.

Let's talk about this, do you see the price of cars crashing? Let's leave out the Nigerian factor, corruption and base our argument on fact.


Personal opinion: fu..ck off!
Health / Re: I Mistakenly Chewed And Swallowed A Big Coackroach In My Porridge Beans. by phabulux: 5:17pm On Jun 06, 2023
Curious345:
Hello guys..

Happening right now. I just chewed a fat healthy Coackroach. It was hidden inside the full spoon load of beans I just scooped and gulped now.

I only later started feeling the aftertaste of Coackroach after some 2seconds later.

Please what do I do?

Any drug I can drink to forestall any Impending negative scenario?

I suspect that you're not dead. If you're still alive, 'swallowing cockroach' won't kill you.
Politics / Re: UI Professor, Ajewole Assassinated In Ibadan, Oyo State by phabulux: 5:02pm On Jun 06, 2023
Nightwolf1:


It is in your culture to abuse people over freedom of expression not aligning with yours.

I have no intention to abuse you. Abeg, shift.
Politics / Re: 7 Things FG, NLC Agreed On Before Suspending Strike by phabulux: 3:06pm On Jun 06, 2023
No be Tinubu?
Politics / Re: UI Professor, Ajewole Assassinated In Ibadan, Oyo State by phabulux: 2:55pm On Jun 06, 2023
Nightwolf1:
So unknown gunmen exists in the South West? I thought the South West was Buckingham Palace.🤣🤣🤣

Were!
Politics / Re: Adeoye Emerges Speaker Of Ekiti 7th Assembly by phabulux: 2:50pm On Jun 06, 2023
Praxis758:
Is the deputy speaker related to the immediate former deputy governor, late Bisi Egbeyemi?

Both are from Aso-Ekiti.

Whether they are related or not, let women occupy positions of authority.
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Proclaims Lagos 10th Assembly by phabulux: 2:46pm On Jun 06, 2023

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Politics / Re: Oluremi Tinubu Steps Into First Lady’s Office by phabulux: 2:43pm On Jun 06, 2023
Ihateheadslamer:
Anu pam go and drink water tongue

Christ!

Die!
Politics / Re: Oluremi Tinubu Steps Into First Lady’s Office by phabulux: 3:20am On Jun 06, 2023
Ihateheadslamer:
The office of first lady is as useless as P in psychology tongue


Awon were!
Politics / Re: Tribunal: “INEC Couldn’t Upload Results”, Atiku’s Witness Blames Tinibu’s Agents by phabulux: 9:56pm On Jun 05, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Obi is our president


Don't mind them
They don't know what they have put their hand into

Madness is your name.
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole: I Paid Fuel N1,000 Under Buhari; Tinubu Subsidy Removal Good (Video) by phabulux: 9:49pm On Jun 05, 2023
Madmohamed123:
If that terrorist still a president I don't think this duafu will talk again him.

Doo we expect atack because he is irrelevant no more power

Gentleman, dey play!

Madness comes in three forms: you, yours and yourself.

Thanks.
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole: I Paid Fuel N1,000 Under Buhari; Tinubu Subsidy Removal Good (Video) by phabulux: 2:45pm On Jun 05, 2023
Politics / Re: I Didn’t Lose 2023 Presidential Election, Atiku Declares by phabulux: 10:40am On May 12, 2023
Are you drunk?
Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by phabulux: 2:06am On Apr 28, 2023
Illuminatiship:
nonsense like father like soon fools..

'...like soon fools'

What else does one expect from a total 'mofo'?
Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by phabulux: 11:45pm On Apr 27, 2023
Onowu33:
in the land of fools your family will still be slaves like you're in your miserable world..

Now, I guess I have the time to respond to this amusing bit of trifles.

Are you truly completely insane?

Be mad, if you want to. There's no restriction to the avenue for madness nor crass insensibility. Apply a little bit of caution, you hear?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Doesn't Want To Debate Ahead Of The 2024 US Presidential Election by phabulux: 11:02pm On Apr 25, 2023
nedekid:
Seems Trump needs a town hall different from blablablu bulaba..
Naija has exported it to the US. Lol

Jesu von Jesu!

Aight!

Sense must be very expensive o!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Doesn't Want To Debate Ahead Of The 2024 US Presidential Election by phabulux: 10:59pm On Apr 25, 2023
Karleb:
If they don't do magomago, Trump's whopping that mannequin's ass.


Ode!


Another peter Obi idiot.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Doesn't Want To Debate Ahead Of The 2024 US Presidential Election by phabulux: 10:46pm On Apr 25, 2023
Cleargy:
Guilty conscience. He knows there are just too many skeletons in his cupboard, and he will have to answer questions about them. Mind you this is the Republican debate, his own party's debate

The point is: he May - May- still win republican convention, but, he Will still lose woefully during proper elections. Anybody Nigeria Yeeeebos support, Gbagbe, recipe for supreme failure.

Thanks.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by phabulux: 10:31pm On Apr 25, 2023
Illuminatiship:
product of a leaking condom,why sho I argue with someone who's as useless as a baby diapers?

Do you know a fact?

Psychiatrists would have gone out of business long time ago if not for 'wackos' like you.

Nah. Keep keeping them in business.


Oloshi! Eleribu!


☺Smile!
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Slams INEC For Backing Tinubu At Presidential Tribunal by phabulux: 10:20pm On Apr 25, 2023
Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by phabulux: 2:34pm On Apr 25, 2023
To be candid: I'm going to advise you to stop these Hilla-halla. I'm going to put you through grindstone if you keep up with it. Keep up with it. It's been ages that I had fun.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by phabulux: 2:22pm On Apr 25, 2023
Illuminatiship:
your unfortunate father who's also a mad man and your olosho mother..


You know I could say Christ came alive when He smelled your mother. But, she smelled too terribly.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by phabulux: 6:40am On Apr 25, 2023
Illuminatiship:
go and tell your father..

Oh, did you mean to say your dead, inconsequential father?
Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by phabulux: 11:09pm On Apr 23, 2023
Illuminatiship:
you're just as useless as a baby diapers, product of a leaking condom,in the land of the fools your family will still be slaves.like father like son animals...


You have an entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?

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Politics / Re: SE/SS Senate Presidency Will Be APC's biggest Political mistake - Adamu Garba by phabulux: 10:58pm On Apr 23, 2023
chisomkachy:


https://twitter.com/adamugarba/status/1650186359200464898?t=gjSjNKrD3hbl8VNWVpPc2w&s=19

I may be wrong in a few senses. I doubt that I've ever been wrong when it comes to someone that I regard with respect.

I still respect you...


...For the last time.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by phabulux: 4:02pm On Apr 23, 2023
FroshBillings:
BAT and Doings
5 & 6

froshbillings and madness 5 & 6.

Did you notice?

Lower case 'frosh...'

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