₦airaland Forum

MrRichmond:
Why should everything crumble before his eyes?
We no longer live in the military era, anybody who desires to make change has the right to contest.
Tinubu and his goons have raped Lagos state and blinded Yorubas with false development while syphoning the state's funds, isn't it time someone else took the helm and put Lagos on a path of true growth and accountability?

Stop being a fear monger, or are u a sai barbarian?

He told the truth: Otedola won't win. In fact, can't win. Not now that Ambode has very visible projects to point to.


Well, I shouldn't expect you Igbo to know that. You blank-brained mofo will remain in orlu and try to dictate Lagos politics. (Thunder fire you there!)

DaddyNimo:
he had no weight for him to hang like dat with that weak looking rope and branch...did he pee himself?

Jaysus!

Is he dead or isn't he? Don't worry. When you're going to hang yourself, we'll see the kind of rope (and the branch of tree) you're going to use.

I hope you don't shiiitt yourself, baastardd!

delugajackson:
He chose his own fate. But unfortunately, he won't witness the nationwide celebrations in 2019 after the blood-sucking tyrant must have been thoroughly disgraced out of office.

Christ!

You yeebos are crazy!

WATCHOVER:
Buhari will definitely lose 2019 elections

Very funny!

Who'll defeat him? Kwankwaso?

IgboticGirl:
Lol since this oba was installed he and his people has been having one problem to another.



After they will chestbeating they have a culture


Watch some fools blame iPod for this


Useless peoples

Ugly igbo piece of shiiitt!

IgboticGirl:
Lol since this oba was installed he and his people has been having one problem to another.



After they will chestbeating they have a culture


Watch some fools blame iPod for this


Useless peoples

Disgrace defines you.

Poor education defines you.

Crassness defines you.

Misbehavioural tendency defines you.




Eff off, muvafucker!

sirjustice1575:
Like for Kwakwanso share for Atiku

It's possible for me to give you one million likes. How will those likes make your miserable life better?

You bastards hunting 'like's - what is it adding to your life?

Tolexander:
I'm not bothered!

I'm only concerned on seeing people's reaction when he travels to the United States of America.

THAT even he won't try.


If he is elected, he'll be the first president that'll be denied entry into the US on corruption issue.

Millenniumlady:
2019 will definitely be tough for buhari if indeed he's to contest.....

Give me your number...

...bitch...


Bring back your Jonathan!


...bitch...

Your number

Redoil:
Thieves in power supported by the people.
Deomelo hungerbad vedxacool et al afonja come and defend the most senior thief in yoruba land for he has made mistake by opening hir smelly mouth and stop attacking and posting clownish stories about saraki

See?

Look at your life.

You can't even write correct English.

Greyworld:
I was expecting an OBESE cake.

I hope that helps.

Christ!

Firefire:
Awon Omo’ale ati akotileta ni kan lo na dibo fun awon jegudujera igara’olosa to wa lori alefa.


Buhary must not be allowed to continue beyond 2019. Eni ba leti’ko gbo.


Sugbon, Aja to ma sonu ni, ko ni gbo fere olode.

Well, isn't he better than anything PDP can offer us (Kwankwaso exempted)?

Firefire:
Buhary planning to rig the election as suspected?

It's not planning or common sense. North will vote for him; Southwest will follow suit.

You yeebos can't elect even a councilor.

Ekez:
He decamp to a lifeless party that produce a lifeless president

Very funny!


Another Igbo!

happney65:
Dino Melaye, the senator representing Kogi West at the National Assembly, has accused the Nigeria Police Force of conniving with the Kogi State Government to kill him.

According to him, the plan was to find him "culpable [of] homicide and illegal possession of [firearms]".

He said it would be the sixth time the Police would arraign him.

In two tweets via his handle on Monday, Melaye also noted that the plan to "accuse" him of lies is "ridiculous".

The posts read: "Nigerian Police, working with Kogi State Govt, is trying to frame me up again with culpable homicide and illegal possession of firearm. This is going to be the 6th arraignment of police against me. They want to forcefully take me to Lokoja and kill me afterwards. cc: UN, EU, USA, AU.


Senator Dino Melaye
@dino_melaye
Nigerian police working with Kogi State Govt is trying to frame me up again with culpable Homicide and illegal possession of fire arm. This is going to be the 6th arraignment of police against me. They want to forcefully take me to lokoja and kill me afterwards. cc: UN,EU,USA,AU

"I was the one attacked by the police; they [tried] to kill me. AIT reporter and other journalists were there. It was reported by AIT and other national print medium [sic]. To turn around and accuse harmless me of lies is ridiculous. But this time they will be shocked [because] I know too much."


Senator Dino Melaye
@dino_melaye
I was the one attacked by the police,they try to kill me,Ait reporter and other journalists were there. It was reported by Ait and other national print medium. To turn around and accuse harmless me of lies is rediculous. But this time they will be shocked bc i know too much.

It won't be the first time Melaye is accusing the Police of hatching plans to kill him. In April 2018, he revealed plans by the security agency to set him up, and eventually kill him."

http://saharareporters.com/2018/08/27/police-want-forcefully-take-me-lokoja-and-kill-me-says-melaye

Mr. Melie, do you possess firearm or don't you?

happney65:
Dino Melaye, the senator representing Kogi West at the National Assembly, has accused the Nigeria Police Force of conniving with the Kogi State Government to kill him.

According to him, the plan was to find him "culpable [of] homicide and illegal possession of [firearms]".

He said it would be the sixth time the Police would arraign him.

In two tweets via his handle on Monday, Melaye also noted that the plan to "accuse" him of lies is "ridiculous".

The posts read: "Nigerian Police, working with Kogi State Govt, is trying to frame me up again with culpable homicide and illegal possession of firearm. This is going to be the 6th arraignment of police against me. They want to forcefully take me to Lokoja and kill me afterwards. cc: UN, EU, USA, AU.


Senator Dino Melaye
@dino_melaye
Nigerian police working with Kogi State Govt is trying to frame me up again with culpable Homicide and illegal possession of fire arm. This is going to be the 6th arraignment of police against me. They want to forcefully take me to lokoja and kill me afterwards. cc: UN,EU,USA,AU

"I was the one attacked by the police; they [tried] to kill me. AIT reporter and other journalists were there. It was reported by AIT and other national print medium [sic]. To turn around and accuse harmless me of lies is ridiculous. But this time they will be shocked [because] I know too much."


Senator Dino Melaye
@dino_melaye
I was the one attacked by the police,they try to kill me,Ait reporter and other journalists were there. It was reported by Ait and other national print medium. To turn around and accuse harmless me of lies is rediculous. But this time they will be shocked bc i know too much.

It won't be the first time Melaye is accusing the Police of hatching plans to kill him. In April 2018, he revealed plans by the security agency to set him up, and eventually kill him."

http://saharareporters.com/2018/08/27/police-want-forcefully-take-me-lokoja-and-kill-me-says-melaye

You'd better go and die peacefully or we'll string you up a rope. A stewpid arsehole such as you does not deserve a better fate.

Jiang:
Thank God I don't drink nor smoke & nobody in our entire nuclear family does.

Here bloomberg for telling them da truth

You are a very big foool!

NOETHNICITY:
Drinking alcoholic beverages is linked to some 2.8 million deaths each year, according to researchers who concluded that there is no safe level of alcohol use.
The chemical in beer, wine and hard liquor is associated with nearly one in 10 deaths in people ages 15 to 49 around the world, making it the leading risk factor for people in that age range, according to an analysis of earlier studies, published in the Lancet medical journal.

The combined health risks associated with alcohol outweigh any possible benefits, said the University of Washington’s Max Griswold, an author of the analysis, in a statement. Although the study found that alcohol offered some protection against coronary-artery disease in women, “the strong association between alcohol consumption and the risk of cancer, injuries and infectious diseases” offset that.

“The conclusions of the study are clear and unambiguous: alcohol is a colossal global health issue,” said Robyn Burton of King’s College London, another author. “The solutions are straightforward: Increasing taxation creates income for hard-pressed health ministries, and reducing the exposure of children to alcohol marketing has no downsides.”


The article is the latest salvo to hit alcoholic-beverage companies in a long-running debate over the safety of their products. In April, another large analysis of earlier studies, also published in the Lancet, found some reduction in heart attacks among drinkers but concluded that alcohol use increased the risk of premature death from several other ailments.
The world’s largest liquor producers, such as Smirnoff vodka owner
Diageo Plc and Chivas Regal whisky maker Pernod Ricard SA, have long promoted moderation to address health concerns. They’ve adopted a drink-less-but-better mantra that seeks to appease critics while boosting the bottom line by selling more expensive products. Diageo has also acquired a minority stake in
Seedlip, an alcohol-free drink that aims to deliver the depth of flavor and mouthfeel of a high-end spirit.

The main causes of alcohol-related deaths in the 15-to-49 age group were tuberculosis, road injuries and self-harm, the study found. For those older than 50, the leading alcohol-related cause of death was cancer.


The authors took data from nearly 700 previous studies to estimate the prevalence of alcohol in different countries, finding that the biggest drinkers were in European countries. The average Romanian man drank the equivalent of 8.2 bottles of beer a day in 2016, the most in the world. The countries that drink the least alcohol have mostly Muslim populations.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-08-23/no-amount-of-alcohol-use-is-safe-analysis-of-studies-finds

Oh, you're very correct! None! The same applies to the rice you like eating, and the water you like drinking.


You ill-educated mofos make me sick!


Were you God, you'll probably stop us breathing air.

princechurchill:
Listen to the lamentations of Emir of Kano my dear alamajiri

Yeebos and inarticulate reasoning: 6 and 7.

Now, let me adjust that: 6 and 6.


...alamajiri...



That 'alamajiri' will kill you there!

scnonline:
After seven hours of sleep, your body is utterly dehydrated and this is the time when you need to go for some water and not crash on your caffeine. Adequate hydration helps with the better functioning of your body. You’ll also be able to think better and be more awake. If you think raising up with a coffee in hand and checking out your mails simultaneously is your way of healthy living, then you’re wrong.There are certain habits that you need to avoid as soon as you wake up. By tweaking certain routine habits of yours, you can actually put an end to the wrong lifestyle habits that you have been following as soon as you wake up.It’s high time to eliminate those bad habits and start doing things that are for your mind, body, and soul, as these can help you be more productive for the day.Here are some things to avoid doing right after waking up.

Things that avoid doing righ tafter waking up are:

1.Do Not Exercise Immediately After Waking Up: By rolling out of your bed and immediately starting your workout, you are doing more harm to your body than good. It was found that having something before hitting the gym helps in giving the brain the carbs that are necessary to power a solid workout.

2.You Skip Breakfast: You might have heard of this a 100 times, but breakfast is really the most important meal of a day. Skipping your morning meals can lead to several other health-related problems that can be avoided by sticking to regularly consuming it. This is one of the top health mistakes you make in the morning.

3.You Don’t Eat Protein: To your breakfast, remember to add some protein as well. This helps in maintaining the lean muscle mass and also distributes the protein throughout the day.

4.You Don’t Stretch After Waking Up: After you wake up, it is recommended to stretch right on your bed. Stretching out helps in limbering up the muscles and also in relaxing your muscles.

5.You Don’t Keep Yourself Hydrated: Once you’re out of bed, you need to immediately grab a bottle of water. Hydration is something that you’re deprived of for the past 7-8 hours. Hence, water is necessary to expel the accumulated toxins and also flush out the liver. Not drinking water is one of the top morning mistakes that you need to avoid.

6.You Drink Coffee Immediately: It was found that the body produces high amounts of stress hormone cortisol between 8 AM and 9 AM, as per a study. By drinking coffee around this time, it will force your body to produce more of cortisol in the morning. This hormone helps you stay active and energized throughout the day; however, leaves you completely stressed out by night.

7.Don’t Prepare Your Day In Dark: The body’s internal clock is said to be very sensitive to light. Hence, getting ready in the dark will send a signal to the body that it’s still night time. This will make you feel groggy and will not make you feel energized for the rest of the day. This is one of the morning mistakes you have got to avoid.

These are the things to avoid doing right after waking up.

http://www.scandalnigeria.com/2018/08/26/things-to-avoid-doing-right-after-waking-up/

Christ!

Dumb baastardd!

Fatherofdragons:
Geoffrey Anyanwu, Awka

A floodgate of scholarships have opened for the five Anambra State girls from Regina Pacies Secondary School Onitsha who recently won gold at the World Technovation Challenge in the Silicon Valley, San Francisco, United States of America.

The brilliant African Golden Girls, Promise Nnalue (14), Jessica Osita (14), Nwabuaku Ossai (14), Vivian Okoye (14) and Adaeze Onuigbo (15) had on August 9, took the world by surprise as they turned the table against world technological powers like USA, Spain, Turkey, Uzbekistan and China to clinch the gold in the contest entered into by a total of 116 countries.

The golden girls who returned to the country on Monday after a week rest at in the US have become the toast of many world technology incline institutions, as many of them including a Turkish College have offered them scholarships.

This is coming just as the Anambra State Government has commenced plans for a big welcome party for the girls who under the tutelage of Uchenna Onwuamaegbu-Ugwu, the Chief Executive Officer of Edufun Technik STEM developed a mobile application called the FD-Detector which would help tackle the Challenge of fake pharmaceutical products in Nigeria.
Confirming this, on Wednesday, Mr. James Eze, the Chief Press Secretary to Governor Willie Obiano said that the latest offer was from a Turkish College, which wrote the state government, asking for the girls to be released to them for scholarship award if they wished.

Eze said the state government has not taken any decision, as it was more occupied with giving the girls a befitting welcome.

The welcome party the Governor’s image maker said was one fit for queens for making the state proud adding that besides the party, the Governor was also planning a rewarding package for them.
He said, “This is not football, this is not beauty Pageant, this is not Big Brother Africa, all of which may not need too much intelligence to emerge victorious, this is serious academic competition, and the girls competed with their counterparts from advanced countries and won. It is something that should inspire us that we are not limited by where we are coming from.”

Obiano he further said had upon receiving the news of their victory directed that the team relax in San Francisco and take a deserved rest for one week at government’s expense.

http://sunnewsonline.com/turkish-college-others-woo-anambra-technovation-queens/amp/

What I don't understand is this: why are they all always wooing Anambra girls?

iammo:
Just like you don't see SWAT teams in america anyhow, I think it is wrong for police and SARS to be seen with assault riffles like AK47 just anyhow

109 policemen on Nairaland? Christ!

FlirtyKaren:
Nigerian author and former President Goodluck Jonathan's spokesperson, Reno Omokri has accused Blac Chyna's mum, Tokyo Toni of stealing his post. 


Reno Omokri who notified Blac Chyna of his tweet her mother stole, stated that if Blac Chyna's mum must share his post, she should at least credit him. His tweet reads;

Dear @BLACCHYNA, Your mother #TokyoToni, stole my tweet word for word. She did not even attempt to hide her plagiarism. And she did not attribute my #RenosNuggets. If she is going to use the wisdom God gave me, she should at least credit me! @TMZ I tweeted this a year ago!


https://lailasnews.com/reno-omokri-accuses-blac-chynas-mum-tokyo-toni-of-stealing-his-post/

Reno, tell me the truth (don't lie), didn't your mother cry after she gave birth to you and saw what came out of her 'pussy'?

princechurchill:
Listen to the lamentations of Emir of Kano my dear alamajiri

I have a tremendous number of insults on my lips (or should I say my fingers?) It's possible for God to create a man nominally meant to be a dog...

Gbuu!

princechurchill:
Says a man whose brethren is ready to kill them and inherit 72 virgins abeg stay with your leaders there, we igbos since 1967 war is far more developed in all sectors more than you and alamajiri brothers listen to your emir of Kano he will tell you more

Ah ah ah! Idiotic liar! I served in Orlu, Imo State. How developed are you?

princechurchill:
Let me list it for. Reno

Recession started under Buhari
10 million lost their jobs under Buhari
Ethnic cleansing started under Buhari
380naira-1$ started under Buhari
Democratic dictatorship started under Buhari
Budget padding started under Buhari
Appointment of the dead started under Buhari
Nepotism started under Buhari
Lack of federal character started under Buhari


And in 5 months time he will complete it

You yeebos may cry all you like, the pdp hausa you want elected won't be elected, nor will any of you ffuckers, till kingdom come, in this country.


Do us all a favour and die a very painful death!

Caseless:


The kind people wey de marry these days sef. No wonder marriages no de last again.




*walks out of thread*

Y'know, I can give you 22 and 2 reasons why not to be you.


Y'know, being reasonable is a difficult proposition, but, for ffuck's sake...

midolian:
https://i0.wp.com/media.premiumtimesng.com/wp-content/files/2018/04/Sowore-e1524679638899.jpg?fit=860%2C486&ssl=1

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/281058-why-i-believe-apc-will-lose-2019-elections-sowore.html

lalasticlala

Ah ah ah!

[quote author=sexyanyabubakar post=70519979][/quote]You are really cwazy!


Just went thru ur db... Pretty little shii like you... Keep ur stewpid ass in porta. You yeebos are madd!

olujastro:
The kind of defeat that I see awaiting PDP in the 2019 election will be so massive that they will end up being dumbfounded. Those who are politically informed are expecting it already.
The NW is already in the bag for PMB, same thing with NE (minus Taraba) and the SW. Niger Kogi and Nassarawa in the bag as well in the NC.
Edo, Imo, Rivers and AkwaIbom will bring in sizable votes with at least 40% for the APC in the SS and SE.

I strongly feel that the Buhari effect will even extend to Kwara in 2019 and has the potential to tilt Kwara in favour of the APC in the Presidential and Nass elections since they'll hold simultaneously.

Time will tell as they say but if I were PDP, I'll start preparing for 2023 elections instead, using PDP controlled states as shining examples of performance.
But a looting party can never repent even after tendering fake apologies for looting Nigeria dry.

Truth be told: yeebos won't, as usual, be united. We, Yorubas, will unite as a front for Buhari and re-elect him. Dumb, crass, asinine, arrogant, inelegant, massively stewpid... Yeebos?

Where are the GIRLS?