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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: BBM Group. Send Your PIN by Phatmyk(m): 10:39am On Sep 08, 2015
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Fun N Hot Bbm Group;drop Ur Pins Here To Become A Member by Phatmyk(m): 10:37am On Sep 08, 2015
Add me up pronto 22ce5f3c
Rap Battles / Re: Rap Lines You'll Never Forget by Phatmyk(m): 3:11pm On Sep 05, 2015
I only roll with originators chicks stick to my dick like magnets on refrigerators.

U ain't a leader,what!? Nobody followed you! U was never shit!, ur mother should swallowed you.

Iam known for snatching purses and bombing churches,I get more pussy by accident than most niggaz get on purpose.

Ask beavis I get nothing butthead.

Iam a smooth kid that'll run up in ur baby mama.

L's a clever threat,a lyricist who never sweat,comparing urself to me is like a Benz to a Chevrolet.

Emcees be bragging about cash they collect,but them chumps are like Ray Charles cause they ain't seen no money yet.

On 139 and Lennox ave there a big park,and if ur soft don't go thru it when it gets dark.

I wasn't poor, I was PO,I cudnt afford the O-R.


I jumped out the Lincoln,left him stinkin,put his brains in the street now u can see what he was thinkin.


Iam livin up to my extortion image,L be stalkin Lennox,catchin'more bodies than abortion clinics.


What's the muthafuvckin rap game without L?
Yo,that's like jewels witout ice
That's like china without rice
The holy bible without Christ
The bulls without Mike
Crackheads without pipes
Or hockey games without fights.

Cause Iam a street genius with a unique penis
Got fly chicks on my dick that don't even speak English .

Big L(RIP)
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Anambrarian Let's Meet! by Phatmyk(m): 5:30pm On Jun 13, 2015
Dhilariousdandy:


So where in lagos do u base??
ajah live and direct.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Anambrarian Let's Meet! by Phatmyk(m): 1:46am On Jun 13, 2015
Dhilariousdandy:


kool,I know the area,don't go around der much tho.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Anambrarian Let's Meet! by Phatmyk(m): 10:41am On Jun 12, 2015
Adaobioma:

ya! Kwezuonu o! I rep Akwu ukwu, Idemili south LGA Anambra state.
kwenu ooooo!reppin idemili south, oba boy both in flesh and heart.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Anambrarian Let's Meet! by Phatmyk(m): 10:40am On Jun 12, 2015
Dhilariousdandy:


Which part bro..? Old road or New road??
old road mehn,not too far from afuzor, close to maternity.you?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Anambrarian Let's Meet! by Phatmyk(m): 2:59am On Jun 11, 2015
Reppin oba,idemili south stand up.residing in lasgidi.
Family / Re: Share Beautiful Names You Will Gives To Your Kids When They Are Born! by Phatmyk(m): 12:52am On Jun 05, 2015
Esme,remy,Ethan and Daniel
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Music/Radio / Re: Which Type Of Dance Can We Call This Korede Dance In GODWIN by Phatmyk(m): 12:50am On Jun 05, 2015
It's called the shmoney dance, started by bobby shmurda, check his hot nigga video
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Anambrarian Let's Meet! by Phatmyk(m): 2:27am On May 20, 2015
I rep idemili south, oba to be exact, Anambra and proud
Sports / Re: Sick John Terry Fans Troll Rio Ferdinand On Twitter Over.... by Phatmyk(m): 2:22am On May 08, 2015
What do you expect from Chelsea fans? Certified racists, kkk member for a captain who screws his friend's girl?,yep that's Chelsea for you.

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Romance / Re: That Song Or Movie That Reminds You Of Special Moments by Phatmyk(m): 8:47pm On Apr 30, 2015
Slimzjoe:


Dunno....maybe cos u said u loved her to Bits
lol yea mehn, I really did, she set my soul on fire. The reason I chose the song it's because it perfectly suits our relationship then, the song was our relationship and the relationship was the song, you should check it out sometime.
Romance / Re: That Song Or Movie That Reminds You Of Special Moments by Phatmyk(m): 8:31pm On Apr 30, 2015
Slimzjoe:


Haha
oga why u de laugh?
Romance / Re: That Song Or Movie That Reminds You Of Special Moments by Phatmyk(m): 8:23pm On Apr 30, 2015
Bailando by Enrique Iglesias, reminds me of my 1st gf, loved her to bits. Break ups to make ups by method man, reminds me if my immediate ex, kiss me by six pence none the richer and pulling me back by Mi, reminds me of all my past gfs,I love them all finally.
Celebrities / Re: Mo Abudu Looks Hot At 50 (photos) by Phatmyk(m): 1:42am On Apr 26, 2015
One word"MILF"

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Romance / Re: To Hit Or Not To Hit! by Phatmyk(m): 6:36pm On Apr 23, 2015
Loool!,madt post op, memes killed it,Nize won.

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Celebrities / Re: Ivie Okujaye Rocks Sneakers On Her Wedding Day by Phatmyk(m): 11:27am On Apr 21, 2015
Kool but converse chuck Taylor Allstars are better.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigerians Living In Durban South Africa Vow To Fight Back, Battle Line Drawn by Phatmyk(m): 11:17am On Apr 20, 2015
The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Family / Re: A Letter To My Son (By A Chauvinist Dad) by Phatmyk(m): 11:22pm On Apr 13, 2015
Lovely.
Fashion / Re: Checkout This Man Wearing Barcelona Agbada...as A Fan Can You Wear It? by Phatmyk(m): 12:55pm On Mar 18, 2015
Abu-Barca
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: March People.. Let Us Hook Up. by Phatmyk(m): 7:53pm On Mar 12, 2015
March 21,22ce5f3c
Sports / Re: Stop Castigating MANCHESTER UNITED And Let Us Be.! by Phatmyk(m): 5:34pm On Mar 09, 2015
Can I marry you?MUFC= A Religion.
Jokes Etc / Re: See What This Barca Fan Wore As Christmas Cloth by Phatmyk(m): 1:23pm On Jan 07, 2015
Abu-Barca

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Family / Re: Man Fights Wife Cus Dad Bought Her A New Car by Phatmyk(m): 12:48am On Dec 23, 2014
Truckpusher:
grin grin

They call them 'IYOROBO' cheesy
aka bitch nigga.
Fashion / Re: See How A Makeup Artist Transformed A Woman With Burn Scars by Phatmyk(m): 2:15pm On Dec 15, 2014
Like Macklemore said" the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making women believe they look better with make up", while Iam elated at the transformation, it saddens me that after everything she will revert back to how she looks originally and I hope she has made peace with it cos she still looks pretty despite the marks. So it's either that or dr 90210.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 6th December 2014 by Phatmyk(m): 3:54pm On Dec 06, 2014
cyberguy72:
Man utd wud loss at home on Monday.Hahahahahaha
see ur lyf?mayb ur stupid team losin is addling wit ur brain,Manutd are playing away okpo.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido's HKN Team Jets Out To Uganda, Shares Photo by Phatmyk(m): 1:09pm On Dec 05, 2014
Dronedude:
HKN who is the bigg guy eating egg n indomie n he is going into an air tight long flights ooops
,that's special ed, davido's hype man.
Romance / Re: Just Saw Dis Pic On Fb..girls!! Lmaoo by Phatmyk(m): 11:47pm On Nov 25, 2014
SuperMartins:
Wahala..you must get yansh grin
this shawdy looks mighty familiar
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Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Guy Say This To Your Babe by Phatmyk(m): 11:45pm On Nov 25, 2014
davex201:
what does it mean when a guy tell ur babe on a chat that 'hope i did not hurt you'. and ur babe said no that she is ok
well, it simply means he has strafed away her character and left behind her behavior, he's just checking to make sure he didn't take that too.

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Should Encourage Your Friends To Try Wooing Your Woman by Phatmyk(m): 1:07pm On Nov 25, 2014
*2chainz voice*Truuuuuuuuu!

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