₦airaland Forum

WeddingParol:
I think I have a very different thought about this wedding.

Who advised this guy to go and marry?

Is he physically and mentally ready for the marriage?

Is he ready to leave all those his numerous oloshos alone?

Women will play along with you till they get what they are looking for. Afterwards, they show you shege pro-max since she now has a legal ground....

I just pray that she would not .......... very soon.

Most men are not willing or ready to settle down until the circumstances made it happen. Every man feels like having the whole world before settling down. Moreso, marriage is a journey but you will surely enjoy it when you marries your friend, as in, your padi padi babe not a conditional or pretence marriage. As per other babes, real guys like to count babes as a sign of enjoyment of bachelorhood. After marriage na only those that didn't hear words, some giys treat them occasionally as part of the crowds so that they don't tag them a wicked man.

MICHEALADEX:
Dangote talks too much lately

Huummm, you may be correct, I tot as much when he said Nigeria will not import a drop of petrol when they started. What So the evil people mean say naija will never be productive? God pass them

phemmie06:
When the wave's wake (wave of wake) gp reach Nigeria, the polithievians, legitlooters, executhieves won't have a hiding place. Behold it will surely come

It will surely come but my worries is what will come after it. Meaning nigerians will no longer use democracy or all the politicians will resign Thier positions or someone will just be president after the riots. Moreso most Nigerians love money, unpatriotic and corrupt. So, it's easier to buy people over in Nigeria. I wish we can go separate ways.

Realtord43:
Kpekus were davido don chop clean mouth nai this mumu girl stil the hawk bcus of Imade

What a weak defence!

I don't understand, Sophia 37, Davido 31 So how come?

motionarena:
Will EFCC come for them too

I don't think so, Dollars being sprayed and stepped on is not Nigerian currency.

jubrilELsudan:
SUCH AN ODE HE HIS

IT'S VERY OBVIOUS HE HAS A VERY LOW SELF ESTEEM HENCE HIS FLAT BRAIN BELIEVES HE CAN GO TO A WEDDING THAT HE IS AN ORDINARY GUEST THEN STEAL THE SHOW AND ATTENTION BY ANNOUNCING HIS PRESENCE OVER THE BRIDE AND GROOM

LIKE DOES THIS NONESENSE THAT HE DID EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE?

DAVIDO WEY GET WEDDING NO EVEN DO LIKE THIS

DAVIDO PAPA WEY SPONSOR THE WEDDING NO EVEN DO LIKE THIS

DAVIDO GOVERNOR UNCLE WEY DEY LIKE THINGS LIKE THIS NO DO LIKE THIS

WHAT EMONEY DID IS SO DISRESPECTFUL TO BOTH ADELEKE AND CHIOMA'S FAMILIES....LIKE HOW DO YOU STORM A WEDDING THAT YOU ARE AN ORDINARY GUEST WITH MASQUERADES



HE JUST BEHAVED LIKE SEY HE DEY FVCK CHIOMA SO E DEY PAIN AM SEY HE CAN'T HAVE HER KUKUNASE ANYMORE

Bragging is in Thier DNA, imagine people that always claim a second shop or Warehouse that didn't exist. They like to forcefully dominates, showoff and warships money. Their maturity level is very low. A rich man is being recognized more than a professors in that zone. Imagine. We are far more than that in principle.

maxiuc:


Let him fall down and die prayers don work on this ones head

Custom officers very mean and wicked

Imagine sey you help the custom officer loot 10billion and now he come die and na only you and him knows about the deal

See imaginations ontop person wey don die

Your imagination is not far from the truth I can tell you that. Today is Tuesday and Thier is money to share by Friday so if you are the one that has the knowledge of the deal, then otilo. Except if you are kind enough to tell his wife. This has happened many times before.

nairaman66:
Everyone knows what a joint means. I was only trying to to be funny..

Lolz, I know but I don't know about the smoke sir he meant

nairaman66:
It means when you reach any 4- junction. Make you light your bazz. Where 4 junctions meet is a point, a point is a joint. So smoke a joint, is dutifully explained! Thank you

A joint is the meeting point of 2 or more objects, items or materials . To smoke is simply to burn. To burn a joint is to separating it or brake it down. But we don't know the joint he is talking about.

Zonefree:
Fubara is bursting Wike illegal dealings. More to come.

These are for bandits, God just catch their sponsors. But, these is heavy

Risingblue008:
The one they first held in asaba
We no see any positive result
K
Lets see what this one will be
Though im not expecting anything ooo

Asaba get result: power has moved to the south.

dangermouse:
Lies from the pits of help. I mean what powers do Buhari have to unsit a sitting president.

However it is Tinubu's failure as a president that will unsit him when the time comes.

Nigerians no wan do again , we don taya!

No shaking! The way naija will be singing praises of Tinubu in 2years to come will shock everyone because the policies will be working well then. If the road is not clear, he will sign 6 years single term into law . Lolz. Plan B

Objectivist04:
Soludo can not influence the voting pattern in his state, not even his local government

Yes we know, reason the expected vote from dat side is always estimated to be zero. but Soludo as a professional with a progressive party will be more useful.

SoNature:
They can still do nothing. The most influential politicians are from the South now.

Just watch, more Northern politicians will still visit buhari and then after all, Tinubu and powerful APC bigwig will then visit buhari.

I live jagaban strategies all the way.

Owaincouncil:
This people are funny. They can't chose a performing governor to lead them. In fact, I still prefer soludo as chairman than thus darudapo

Lolz, hummm. Imagine the Eleyi of ogun state and Soludo are both jagaban ally. Is it safe to say this man is arranging the South against 2027? Ok let's see who is the northern chairman before we start the forcasting....lolz

Gilgil:
Nigeria is the biggest waste on earth, sadly.

Never have a people been so wasteful

Major reason is simply non progressive systems of governance since 1999 both at federal and states. Everyone wants to be know for a projects to favor Thier political ally and families hence they abandon previous government projects and started theirs expecially when different parties are involved. Only Lagos was able to be consistent and Ambode that deviated was rejected.( Most people will not agree but he himself knows) Today, Lagos projects hardly abandoned since 1999 till date.

Hezzyluv:
Yesterday, it was Atiku. Today, Nasiru. I no just understand the kind food these northern politicians dey cook ooo

Very sweet food, as far as buhari and Dantata are in love with Jagaban!

immortalcrown:
Unbelievable!

Who trained the snake to guard the place?

How did the NDLEA ascertain the purpose (duty) of the snake?

How was the snake demobilised?

Show is pictures and videos.

Lolz, for security reasons we can not show you. Enemies are equally trained.

Yujin:
Your death is very near because Biafra is beyond you. Stand in her way and get crushed.

But why did ojuku ran away after many life's of his people lost then. Now kanu boys killed many people in SE yet Igbos outside the SE and online still shouting Biafra as if all that were killed are not human beings. Is that they way to have a republic after killing everyone in the SE. Sowore or igboho mentioned has never killed anyone or destroyed properties.

heykims:
I'm expecting the statement release by Oyakhilome.
Just like TB Joshua, he hope he doesn't claim an unusual aircraft created the misfortune.
The mumu followers would soon start praising their man of God instead of the hardworking fire fighters.

Lolz, na so our mentality be in Africa. I think for any church to be on fire and they said hell fire is real, then, most members of such churches are hell fire candidates.

Googledotcom:
If the north unites with less strong holds from south South, Tinubu is a goner come the next election.

Tinubu has done more than enough within a year plus, he needs to be shown the exit door before the masses start dropping lifeless out of hunger.

Lolz, hope you will not be shocked if I tell you that, that visit is in favour of jagaban. As long as buhari is involved. Just be following the activities in step by step. I too respect this jagaban burgu.
Political movements and consultations are forecasted strategically on factors: obi visits atiku, Atiku visits Buhari, PDP members are decamping etc are good factors for calculations

Chicagograduate:
Pastor Chris rises the dead.He makes the cripple to walk again.He heals cancer and AIDS patients according to his televised miracle healing outreach.
However,this is a small work for him to do.If he can't, it means he doesn't have faith in himself.
So Christ embassy church and the valuable equipment should be burnt into aches simple because I said chris should stop the fire with a miracle healing prayer? Aftermath of the fire incidence,church members will be ask to donate for the rebuilding of the church and purchase of the church equipments that were destroyed.What is the sense in that?

The fire is a blessing to the church leaders because they will make more money to build a befitting one reason they will not necessarily worry about stopping the fire. Chris said they will build a more befitting one, imagine.

Sheistoopretty:
The future is female


We rule the world
We are the price

No man comes close!

Are you to compete with men? As in, what single reason for women to even think of competition with men in this life?. Which world are we self?

dangermouse:


That see me now got me cracking up

The answers are right and the teacher knows this but then, they are not the answers he/she was expecting hence the see me now remark on the paper

The teacher asked an open question otherwise it would have been narrowed down to the advantage of breastfeeding or when taken or in the body.

But come oo, attractive container? How did the student know that?

SadiqBabaSani:
Liars,

Nairalanders open your eyes Onanuga and his boys want to feed us twisted lies.

Inflation increased in the month of May, 2024 from April's Figure only that the percentage of the increase compared to March April is 2.21.

So is not that there was no inflation but the percentage of the inflation. These wicked political charlatans are hell bent on twisting things upside down

Lolz, as if the comments we make on social media will change Thier good plans.

danvon:
These children should just marry and stop disturbing us

I even heard they did secret wedding so which one is this again

Audio wedding to entertain their stupid fans.

Age is affecting them or what is the meaning of ordinary ring being displayed? If not, they should flush it in the toilet and see if it will not go to the soakaway. Problems is that they have more negative influence on the youths that are struggling anyway anyhow to make money so as to be like them. Your life is yours and doesn't concern anyone.

happney65:
All these are still nonesense. We don't need all these. Let the government do true privatizion of the sector and not all these nonesense

I can't imagine government buying phones for us because we want to talk. No

As long as government doesn't buy phone for anybody,let everyone buy their metres themselves. Buying prepaid metres for customers is another avenue for stealing and nothing else.

Remove all government burecreacy and let true private individuals invest in the sector and fix prices themselves and see how the sector will grow not these nonesense we are doing and deceiving ourselves

Lolz, very soon you will tell them not to do anything at all.

immortalcrown:
Did you find other prisoners flourishing?

Meanwhile, can Nigerian lawmakers visit a Nigerian in an American prison? In fact, has Nigerian lawmakers visited Ekweremmadu in UK?

For organ harvesting?

0001Lagos:
Nairaland should start verifying news before pushing to the front page

I knew the news was fake because there is no way Kenneth will return to APC. APC that has been so rejected by Nigerians that they only way tinubu stole power was through the help of INEC chairman Mahmoud.


Nlfpmod

I laughed when people can not think far on issues that are very complicated. Bwala did same and debunked it before taking the bold decision. The question is who is Kenneth okonkwo in politics? Who knows him? Of what importance is he to APC? Can he command crowd in his localities?. Anyway, he can stand anywhere he likes, what will be will be because he makes no difference to the party.

Namaster:
From her body language, you can EASILY tell that the man was the girlfriend in that relationship.

NO masculine man would want a relationship with the girl. She's realised that too after being dumped by the guy she dumped this guy for. And that's why she's back talking to him.

But she's dealing with a SISSY-MAN so instead of begging on her hands and kneels, she's talking NONSENSE and trying to chance him into taking her back.

A girl dumped you, then blocked you EVERYWHERE and you still entertain a conversation with her. That's just DUMB!

I rather see it as maturity. It doesn't mean you will take her back but allowing her to say whatever she wanted to say will rather increase your personality because she will keep thinking about it even as you did not accept her back.

tiswell:
Damage control measures arranged to clear the inauguration SNUB😄

One thing I like about Tinubu is that he is massively loved by his people generally and expecially at the grassroot and so they are so matured about it. Tinubu always create Money making avenues for social media.

Jennyclay:
I know Nairaland men will have full erection over this post especially the broke and poverty wretched ones

For me, I need more men that will keep spending and lavishing his money on me!

Shikena!!

Lolz, after Money na money again, but wait what will the man lavishing his money over a woman gets in return? Don't tell me s**x because s*x is cheaper nowadays and it's everywhere. So, I think there should be something more special important than s*x.