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Jamb r very stupid ohhh!!
Hw can I write 4 subject nd know they r giving me scores of 5 subjects
I wrote use of English Physics Chemistry Biology
Nd now in ma scores m seeing something like
Use of English 75 Physics 70 Chemistry 81 Biology 69 Aggregate 295 Pls ohh wu kum write aggregate 4 me naaaa??
I tell those idiot jamb say I write aggregate??
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John Legend is a chronic liar. "MY HEAD'S UNDER WATER BUT I'M BREATHING FINE"... I tried that shit today and I nearly died...What Nonsense!!!
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That moments you are laughing with your mom Then BOOM!!! she ask you for yesterday's change...
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This is the correct spelling of SCHOOL not SCHOOL. Some people write the second O before the first O which is very wrong.
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Some guys can form sha..carrying laptop bag with #ludo inside. Bros you are doing yourself...
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LAUGHING ALONE IS A CRIME ..
An Igbo man fell into a well, screaming for help. His wife came with a rope to help, The Igbo man look at the rope and said "how much did the rope cost?"The wife said "#1000" still inside the well the Igbo man shouted, "WHAT!!!.Return it now!!! Go to papa Emeka at 4th Avenue, he sells it for #300 , Hurry please oo before I die here oo....#Igbokwenu...
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FOR GIRLS ONLY
My eyes are wet with tears...... Out of laughter...haha hhahhaha read on.... If you are tired of those guys who keep on inboxing U stupid questions,here are some few tips on hw 2 answer them off: Question:"hey beautiful wht r u busy with" Answer: "looking for my engagement ring, lost it" Q:"Hey gal can we meet?" A:"Nope i'm 8 months pregnant, I can't meet anyone at this stage" Q:"Can I knw more about u?" A:"Sure I LOVE MONEY,please send me N5,000 MTN card" Q:"do u hv a BF"? A:"yes we hv 2 kids & he is a soldier"
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NEW ELEMENT ADDED TO THE PERIODIC TABLE
Name : wife Symbol : wi Atomic Weight : Don't Even Dare To Ask!
Physical Proprties: Boils at Anytime, Can Freeze at Anytime, Melts if Handled with Love & Care, Very Bitter if Mishandled.!
Chemical Proprties: Very Reactive, Highly Unstable, Posses Strong Affinity for Gold, Platinm, Clothes & Other Precious Items, Money Reducing Agent, Volatile when left Alone.
Occurance: Mostly found in front of mirror
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I was invited to a wedding, when I reached the hotel I found two doors written
1 . Bride's guests 2. Groom's guests
I entered the one written Bride guests and found two more doors
1 . Ladies 2. Men
I went through the one for men only to find two more doors
1. Guest with gift 2. Guest without gift
I went through the one written 'Guests without Gifts' and found myself outside the hotel through the back door. At the door was written "So in this time of hard economy you want to just come, eat and drink without any gift, no way". Bye".
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When you buy a phone of #120,000 and a sim card of #100 . Few days later the phone got stolen and you will be forming in front of your girlfriend that "it's not even the phone that is paining me, it my sim card and the contacts I have on it" Bros if I slap u ehh, your ancestors will feel dizzy..Nonsense!!!
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PLANTAINS

Teacher: Kola, spell plantain
Kola: whish one? the lipe one or the unlipe one? He asked "Which
one? The ripe one or the unripe one?", some people (like me) have trouble with the 'r', and with some
people, it sounds like an 'l'.
Teacher: what difference
does it make? Just spell plantain!
Kola: Teasha, If you fly the lipe one na 'DODO', if you fly the unlipe
one na 'SHIPS' if you loast am, na 'BORLI' All of them na plantain, so whish one you wan make I spell?


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*2. Final year project supervisors*

*3. The other girl walking with the girl you wanna say hello to*

*4. Filling station attendants during fuel scarcity*

*5. The owner of the ball on the field*

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*8. The best friend of any rich fellow*

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Super Eagles striker, Odion Ighalo, has given
understanding into why he has not been
scoring objectives for the group at the
continuous African Cup of Nations, AFCON, in
Egypt.

Ighalo clarified that he's not getting enough
passes from his partners, consequently his
failure to score more objectives in the
continuous competition.

Talking with correspondents, Ighalo, who
scored the solitary objective in Nigeria's
triumph over Burundi, focused on that as a
striker, one can't do much in the event that he
doesn't get passes.

Captain of the Super Eagles, John Mikel Obi could miss the remainder of Nigeria's battle at the 2019 Africa Cup of Nations because of injury.
Mikel was substituted in the 59th minute in Nigeria's 2-0 stunning misfortune to Madagascar. The 32-year-old stressed his knee in the Super Eagles' 2-0 misfortune to Madagascar.
The midfielder missed training on Monday with the knee damage while sources have affirmed that he will miss the Round of 16. Mikel, who was a free agent in the after leaving Middlesborough, signed a deal with Turkish club side Trabzonspor during the 2019 AFCON.
Mikel has been broadly censured for his exhibition in the games against Burundi and Madagascar. The previous Chelsea midfielder played in the role behind the striker however neglected to make obvious shots. After his under-standard execution against Burundi.
Mikel missed Nigeria's second game against Guinea. He came back to the beginning lineup after Nigeria had fixed capability into the second round yet was snared by Coach Gernot Rohr with Nigeria pursuing the game.v