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Now we know you’re head over heels over the girl
you met last week. No matter how good the first
few dates went by, no matter how ‘compatible’
you have begun to feel already, you must not
hurry into saying those three words – not just yet.
While you may be totally into her already, she
may need some time to think about where your
relationship is heading. There is a correct time for
everything, and before that, you must not
overwhelm her by saying ‘I Love You’. Here are 8
reasons why you must never say those three
words too soon.

1.It Kills The Excitement
Believe us, the best parts of a relationship are the
early beginnings where this is a certain amount of
uncertainty in the minds of both partners. Going
weak in the knees just looking at her, getting
goose bumps every time she touches you,
spending nights talking to each other over the
phone – all this, once lost may never come back.
By saying ‘I Love You’, you put a full stop to this
excitement.
2.Your Obsession Is On Display
It makes you look like a possessive, obsessive,
desperate fool who wants nothing but a girlfriend
in life. If you plan to spend your future with her,
she better be impressed by your personality.
Don’t come across as an insecure guy greedy for
love.
3.You Fail To See The Reality
There’s a difference between infatuation and love
– a difference only time can make clear. By
confessing your so-called love for her, you force
your mind to believe that you actually love her.
Your feelings may die down with a few more
dates, but you’d be forcing yourself too hard to
believe that she really is the one. Not just that, it
puts immense pressure on the girl too. You’re
better off without it.
4.It Could Lead To A Heartbreak
Like men, a lot of women too are commitment
phobic. While you may be all set to take the
plunge without even thinking about it thoroughly, it
might put the girl in question in a dilemma. And
you know how it ends when a woman isn’t sure of
her own feelings. You may end up losing what
could have been yours, had you given it some
more time.
5.You’ll Be Judged
Even if you mean it, wait for the perfect time to say
it. It’s not hard for men to fall in love in just a few
days. But most women, my friend, are judging
every move of yours. You may come across as
vain and immature to a woman if you say ‘ I Love
You ’ too soon. This ruins your chances totally. Do
you want that?
6.What You See May Not Be Real
To love people, you have know them very closely,
if not inside out. Chances are, you were trying
really hard at being ‘courteous’ and so was she.
That might not be the real her. You must spend
enough time with your date in order to know them
personally, beyond their job descriptions and
favourite drinks.
7.It May Result In A Disastrous Relationship
Saying ‘I Love You’ could also make the girl
believe that she loves you too. And once the
words are exchanged, there’s no damage control
possible. A half baked relationship where the
partners are clueless about how they really feel
and yet, commit to each other for life is the worst
set up ever. It will only end in bitterness.
8.It May Draw You Two Apart
Once awkward around each other, there is only
little you can do to make up for it with your girl .
Even though she may go on to love you in the
near future, rushing in to commitment may just
ruin your chances. She might get creeped out by
your ‘love’ and decide to move away.

Before I forget, if it's a 9ja girl you risk being used and dumped.

I was sitting with my friends having lunch in a restaurant and one other my friends asked a question. She has two suitors; one is a promising young man, while the other is a much older man who has got it all, materially speaking. My friend asked asked which one is a better choice when it comes to marriage: The younger or older one.

Please let her go I promise you there is someone better out there. I ve had a similar experience... There is always someone better but we are just afraid of change and the illusion of being in love

Please let go of the former guy and give ur current guy all the attention and love he deserves and he will love u back. U probably tuned ur mind not to accept him and that can be very annoying to us guys. Look at the positive side and glorify him and don't carry on talking abt ur ex around him.

Unfortunately, your research is invalid as 'tis only 10 I ever did

could be adjusting the dress May be his boutique

They say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but how about beholding urself first.
To be more specific, the truth is that most people can't tell how beautiful or handsome they are... that's why u we have even guys bleaching their skin today and girls wearing excessive makeup unable to see the beauty within.
To often u hear very good looking people saying things like how I wish I've got that guy/babes looks I go dey make things happen.
I have been caught in the act comparing myself with a friend with full beards and some times Drake.
I was at a saloon to cut my hair and the guy said I know Drake is ur favorite artiste lemme make u look like him, so I replied do u do plastic surgery now?
In the same way in an attempt to look like Chris Brown and Rihanna or Drake and Nicki Minaj alot of our beautiful babes and cute niggas disfigure their God given beauty.
Tell me if I dey lie.

Oh well, this is my sixth year with my first and I intend to my her.

LAGOS—THE All Progressives Congress, APC,
Presidential Candidate, General Muhammadu
Buhari, yesterday, defended himself over his
school certificate saga. This came as his
secondary school certificate result emerged,
yesterday, when the Katsina State Ministry of
Education released a certified statement of result of
the presidential candidate’s 1961 school certificate
examination.
Before the result was released, Gen. Buhari took a
pause from his campaign schedule to address a
press conference on the matter. Buhari described
as a mischief orchestrated by the Jonathan
administration to distract him from the issues of
corruption, insecurity and unemployment which he
said were at the heart of the campaign.
The production of the school certificate result
nonetheless, the PDP Presidential Campaign
Organization was, unrelenting as it yesterday called
on Buhari to withdraw from the presidential contest
on the basis of alleged perjury. The body said
Buhari’s earlier claim on oath that his credentials
were with the army board had been contradicted
by available evidence.
Speaking at a press conference in the Kano State
Government House, yesterday, Buhari expressed
surprise that the Army board claimed not to be in
possession of his certificate. He said he had as
such requested his secondary school, the then
Provincial Secondary School, Katsina now
Government Secondary School, Katsina to provide
the result.
The statement of result as authenticated by the
present principal and examination officer of the
school showed that Buhari who entered for eight
subjects obtained five credits and one pass while
he failed in two subjects. The failed subjects were
Woodwork and Mathematics. He obtained credits in
English, Hausa, Economics, Geography, History and
Health Science and obtained a pass in English
Literature.
Buhari defends self
Earlier at a press conference in Kano, Buhari
flanked by his running mate, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo
and party chieftains had read out a press
statement.
He said: “I only consented to address you this
morning because of the genuine concern
expressed by many supporters and other well-
meaning Nigerians that the issue be addressed.
Otherwise, I would have dismissed it for what it is
—sheer mischief— and would not have considered
it an issue worth the nation’s while.
“I had assumed all along that all my records were
in the custody of the Military Secretary of the
Nigerian Army. Much to my surprise, we are now
told that although a record of the result is
available, there are no copies of the certificates in
my personal file. This is why I formally requested
my old school, the Provincial Secondary School,
Katsina (which is now known as Government
College, Katsina) to make available the school’s
copy of the result of the Cambridge/West African
School Certificate. This will be made available to
the press the moment this is available.
“However, before we obtain that, let me say for the
record that I attended Provincial Secondary School,
Katsina. I graduated in 1961 with many prominent
Nigerians, including General Shehu Yar’Adua,
former Chief of Staff at the Supreme Headquarters,
and Justice Umaru Abdullahi, a former President of
the Court of Appeal. We sat for the University of
Cambridge/WASC Examination together in 1961,
the year we graduated. My examination number
was 8280002, and I passed the examination in the
Second Division.
“And although the ruling party may want to wish
this away, the issue in this campaign cannot be my
certificate which I obtained 53 years ago. The
issues are the scandalous level of unemployment
of millions of our young people, the state of
insecurity, the pervasive official corruption which
has impoverished our people and the lack of
concern of the government for anything other than
the retention of power at all costs.”
Not long after Buhari’s address, yesterday, copies
of his WASC result were released, copies of which
were sent to Vanguard by the APC.
Buhari should withdraw — PDP Campaign
Calling on Buhari to withdraw from the presidential
contest on the allegation that he committed perjury
on the basis of his earlier claim on oath that the
certificate was with the Army board, spokesman of
the President Jonathan campaign organization,
Femi Fani-Kayode said: “Information reaching us
now has shown that the Presidential candidate for
the All Progressives Congress (APC), General
Muhammadu Buhari has disclosed today
(yesterday) in Kano at a press conference that the
affidavit he swore to in which he claimed that his
credentials were in the custody of the military was
not true after all.
“The implication of the action of this so-called “Mr
Clean” is nothing but perjury and we all know that
this is a grave criminal offence under our laws and
constitution.
“We urge Buhari and his party to do the right thing
and tender an unreserved apology to the Nigerian
people, throw in the towel and report to the nearest
police station for interrogation and prosecution.
Anything less than that would be an insult to the
collective intelligence and integrity of the Nigerian
people.
“We also urge the Nigerian Armed Forces to
consider the possibility of stripping him of his rank
and privileges given the fact that he was never
qualified to join the Nigerian Army as a
commissioned officer in the first place because he
never had the prerequisite qualification which was
a school certificate. Given this, at best Buhari
should never have been anything more than a
non-commissioned officer.”

David De Gea has reportedly agreed terms with
Real Madrid ahead of a potential switch to the
Spanish club, UK’s Metro reports via Fichajes.net.
De Gea, who has arguably been Manchester
United’s star player this term, has been sounded
out by Madrid for a deal at the end of the season.
And while United want to keep him, reports in
Spain say he’s agreed terms on contract, with the
switch edging closer.
The news comes hours after Marca said De Gea is
still waiting for United to offer him a new deal,
despite weeks of talks.
United would want about £50million for De Gea.

The Lagos State Signage and Advertising
Agency (LASAA ) has ordered the
Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria
(TAN ) and its affiliates to remove illegally
deployed campaign adverts of President
Goodluck Jonathan in the state .
LASAA ’ s Managing Director George Noah
told reporters yesterday in Lagos that two
outdoor agencies had their contracts worth
N 350 million terminated due to the flagrant
act by supporters of the Peoples
Democratic Party ( PDP ).
Noah named the two agencies as Touch
Point Nigeria Limited and Clearedge Limited,
adding that two advertisers- a Chinese
Telecoms Firm and Globacom- have
terminated their contracts with the outdoor
companies , following the parallel and illegal
deployment of the President ’ s campaign
advert.
He said the agency was constrained by the
developments in the electioneering
campaign “ to bring to the fore impunity and
illegality that pose immeasurable and long
term damage to those who erect, operate
and maintain billboards in the state ” .
Noah said as a regulatory body, LASAA was
willing to give approval to any party that
applied to use any of the authorised places,
adding that rather than follow due process ,
PDP and its supporters engage in unlawful
acts of destroying other existing adverts
paid for on the streets poles to paste that of
President Jonathan and other candidates.
Noah stressed that the development was
capable of destroying the outdoor industry ,
particularly at this time of severe
competition from TV , radio and social
media .
“ This illegal and brazen act by agents of the
PDP is unjust , inconsiderate and
unacceptable, ” Noah said , stressing that if
not checked it could lead to the lay off of
workers and loss of revenues by
stakeholders in the sector .
Noah said the PDP had deployed policemen
in areas where this illegality was going on ,
adding that the agencies would remove
such campaign materials in line with the
enabling law setting up LASAA .
He said the fact that the Advertising
Practitioners Council of Nigeria ( APCON)
was also putting ‘ X ’ signs on the campaign
materials further confirmed that the advert
materials were deployed without complying
with the regulatory standard .
“ What they have done now is to withdraw
policemen who help us do our job, and
using the same police to deploy the
campaign materials in unauthorised
locations ” .
“ They are coming to Lagos to disrupt the
outdoor business worth about N 50billion
and which employs about 100 , 000 people .
They have transferred all sorts of people to
Lagos State to do their dirty jobs . It is one
illegality gone too far. ”

Beautiful and busty Nollywood actress, Angela
Philips, seems to have a kind of disappearing acts
with the media. There was a time she disappeared
into thin air and only reappeared when news was
running riot that she was living in a church with
her pastor. Now after a long lull, sultry Angela was
seen at an event in Lagos she talked with
Potpourri.
For those who have a long memory, you would
have to excuse it for a minute or so. Forget Angela
had told us she was a born-again Christian of high
spirituality. I guess that happened to her when she
met her Pastor, then “old things have passed
away’ but making out of what she told Potpourri
those “Old things may be things of future past”.
In the chat with Potpourri, she wasn’t talking about
Christ coming soon, but about nudity and sex and
how it is the salt of entertainment. She even took a
jibe at Nigerians, observing that Nigerians are
hypocrites who love nudity but pretend not to
because of some cultural and religious orientations
they would sooner kick than keep.
“That’s what the public want to see, so why are
they complaining? They shouldn’t complain. If you
shoot a movie where everyone is well dressed and
covered from head to toe, nobody will buy it. They
want to see naked girls. Nigerians should stop
pretending. That’s what we like and those are the
things that sell. Look at the musicians for instance,
how many gospel songs sell? But when you look
at the secular music, you’ll realise they’re making
waves. Look at our music videos. Everybody likes
nudity, be it in movies or music, so they should
stop complaining,”

Nollywood actors Jim Iyke, Gideon Okeke,
Gbenro Ajibade, Mr Kool, BBA’s Tayo
Faniran and others were made INEC
youth ambassadors at the INEC Youth
Summit held in Abuja today.
Congratulations to them..

The Citizens Advocacy for Social and Economic
Rights (CASER) a civil society group, has
approached the ECOWAS Community Court of
Justice seeking the suspension of 2015 general
elections in Nigeria.
Mr Frank Tiete, the Executive Director of CASER,
told a news conference in Abuja on Thursday that
the move was due to insecurity in parts the
country.
He said the group was motivated to file the
application based on early warning signs that lives
of Nigerians were being threatened ahead of the
elections, NAN reports.
Tiete, a lawyer, said the application sought an
order directing the President of ECOWAS to
urgently assess the security situation in Nigeria
and the under listed prayers.
“To invoke the necessary provisions of the
ECOWAS Protocol relating to the mechanism for
conflict prevention, management, resolution, peace
keeping and security.
“An order directing the ECOWAS President to
publish and disseminate the report of the Threat
Assessment of the Security Situation in Nigeria.
“An order directing the Federal Government and
the Authority of Heads of State and Government of
ECOWAS to publish the Federal Government’s
report.
“This is with a view to determining whether the
general elections in 2015 in Nigeria should be
postponed/suspended in order to protect and
preserve the citizens’ fundamental human right to
life.’’
Tiete said the application was pursuant to
provisions of the ECOWAS Protocol Relating to the
Mechanism for Conflict Prevention, Management,
Resolution, Peace Keeping and Security.
According to him, Section 11 (6) of ECOWAS
Conflict Prevention Framework provides that“
human security refers to….threats to people/
individual’s rights, livelihoods, safety and life.’’
He said the call had legal basis in Section 135(3)
of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of
Nigeria.
“If the federation is at war in which Nigeria is
physically involved and the President considers
that it is not practicable to hold elections, the
National Assembly may extend the period of four
years mentioned in subsection (2) of 135.
“But no such extension shall exceed a period of
six months at any time.’’
Tiete said the present political, ethnic and religious
tensions in Nigeria were far greater in degree than
the situation before 2011 elections which led to
post election violence that claimed several lives.
According to him, the present state of insecurity of
human life in Nigeria cannot sustain the conduct of
general elections.
The lawyer said the application was purely in
public interest as there was no iota of connection
between the action and any political party.

Abakaliki – President Goodluck Jonathan on Friday
expressed the hope of a woman becoming
Nigeria’s president in his life time.
Jonathan, who said this at the Peoples Democratic
Party (PDP) presidential rally in Abakaliki, Ebonyi,
noted that women in the country were intelligent
and hard working.
He insisted that women should be encouraged to
participate in governance, especially politics.
“My hope is that a female will one day occupy the
position of the president of this country.
“I will also like to see Nigerian women who have
distinguished themselves in their various field
make more global impact,’’ he said.
Jonathan, who commended women for supporting
PDP, solicited their support by voting for him in
the Feb. 14 presidential poll.
Similarly, the First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan,
who addressed women at the campaign, urged
them to vote for the president as “one of their
own”.
“Nigerian women, you cannot exchange your own
for another.
“You must belong to a place or group where you
are accorded full recognition.
“And PDP is that place; we have no other party,”
she said. (NAN)

U are welcome

1. “If you don’t build your
dream, someone else will hire you to help
them build theirs.”
Dhirubhai Ambani
2. “The first step toward success is taken when
you refuse to be a captive of the environment in
which you first find yourself.”
Mark Caine
3. “People who succeed have momentum. The
more they succeed, the more they want to
succeed, and the more they find a way to succeed.
Similarly, when someone is failing, the tendency is
to get on a downward spiral that can even become
a self-fulfilling prophecy.”
Tony Robbins
4. “When I dare to be powerful – to use my
strength in the service of my vision, then it
becomes less and less important whether I am
afraid.”
Audre Lorde
5. “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the
majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
Mark Twain
6. “Great minds discuss ideas; average minds
discuss events; small minds discuss people.”
Eleanor Roosevelt
7. “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways
that won’t work.”
Thomas A. Edison
8. “If you don’t value your time, neither will
others. Stop giving away your time and talents.
Value what you know & start charging for it.”
Kim Garst
9. “A successful man is one who can lay a firm
foundation with the bricks others have thrown at
him.”
David Brinkley
10. “Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The
rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the
square holes. The ones who see things differently.
They’re not fond of rules. And they have no
respect for the status quo. You can quote them,
disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About
the only thing you can’t do is ignore them.
Because they change things. They push the
human race forward. And while some may see
them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because
the people who are crazy enough to think they can
change the world, are the ones who do.”
Steve Jobs
11. “No one can make you feel inferior without
your consent.”
Eleanor Roosevelt
12. “Let him who would enjoy a good future waste
none of his present.”
Roger Babson
13. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as
if you were to live forever.”
Mahatma Gandhi
14. “Twenty years from now you will be more
disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than
by the ones you did do.”
Mark Twain
15. “The difference between a successful person
and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of
knowledge, but rather a lack of will.”
Vince Lombardi
16. “Success is about creating benefit for all and
enjoying the process. If you focus on this & adopt
this definition, success is yours.”
Kelly Kim
17. “I used to want the words ‘She tried’ on my
tombstone. Now I want ‘She did it.’”
Katherine Dunham
18. “Really it comes down to your philosophy. Do
you want to play it safe and be good or do you
want to take a chance and be great?”
Jimmy J
19. “It is our choices, that show what we truly are,
far more than our abilities.”
J. K Rowling
20. “You have to learn the rules of the game. And
then you have to play better than anyone else.”
Albert Einstein
21. “Every great dream begins with a dreamer.
Always remember, you have within you the
strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for
the stars to change the world.”
Harriet Tubman
22. “The successful warrior is the average man,
with laser-like focus.”
Bruce Lee
23. “Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life
– think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the
brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be
full of that idea, and just leave every other idea
alone. This is the way to success.”
Swami Vivekananda
24. “Develop success from failures.
Discouragement and failure are two of the surest
stepping stones to success.”
Dale Carnegie
25. “If you don’t design your own life plan,
chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan.
And guess what they have planned for you? Not
much.”
Jim Rohn
26. “The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s
who is going to stop me.”
Ayn Rand
27. “If you genuinely want something, don’t wait
for it – teach yourself to be impatient.”
Gurbaksh Chahal
28. “Don’t let the fear of losing be greater than the
excitement of winning.”
Robert Kiyosaki
29. “If you want to make a permanent change,
stop focusing on the size of your problems and
start focusing on the size of you!”
T. Harv Eker
30. “You can’t connect the dots looking forward;
you can only connect them looking backwards. So
you have to trust that the dots will somehow
connect in your future. You have to trust in
something – your gut, destiny, life, karma,
whatever. This approach has never let me down,
and it has made all the difference in my life.”
Steve Jobs

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Atleast, my dad gets to share his whiskey with me.
At least everybody get to stay in bed until noon
At least, I get to try my mums variety of teas
At least I get to watch all my pending movies while in bed.....

True love comes only once in a lifetime
yet it lasts an eternity
It has the power to crush someone so deeply
while at the same time they know
there’s no one else in the world they’d rather be
with
True love will knock down the walls of difficulty
to be with that special one
It will take your hand and fly over the world
into a place where there’s no pain, no tears
True love will withstand the test of time,
forever waiting until its love is returned
It never fails, never dies, never lets go of the one
they love.

Below is a complete details of the registration
process for all newly admitted students of the
University of Jos for the 2014/2015 Academic
session.
please you are expected to take note of the
following registration procedures for a hitch-free
and successful registration exercise:
(a) Payment of Acceptance Fees
All fresh undergraduate students are expected
to pay acceptance fee on-line and bring the
receipt to the registration centre. (visit
www.unijos.edu.ng and select
Portal→Students→Undergraduate→Acceptance
Payment) for the payment.
(b) Bio-data Form
All fresh undergraduate students are required
to fill the Bio-data form and print five copies.
(c) Faculty Screening Committee Clearance
Fresh students are required to present themselves
before their respective Faculty Screening
Committees for clearance after verifying their WAEC/
NECO/NABTEB results at the ICT Directorate, Bauchi
Road Campus.
The Multi-purpose Auditorium is the venue for
screening for all Faculties except Medical Sciences,
Pharmaceutical Sciences and Law.
These three Faculties shall use their respective
Faculty Boardrooms for the screening exercise.
Thereafter, obtain clearance/rejection and
proceed for Central Registration at the
Registration venue (Multipurpose Auditorium).
(d) Senate Affairs and Admissions Division
Clearance (Central Registration)
Fresh students should meet the Central Registration
Officers for their respective Faculties at the
Registration Centre with the following:
-Evidence of payment of acceptance fees;
-Screening Committee Clearance Slip;
-Credentials claimed, i.e. ‘O’ level/ ‘A’ level
examination results (originals and photocopies);
-Five (5) copies of completed Students’ Biodata
Forms;
-JAMB Result Slip;
-Birth Certificate/Sworn Declaration of Age;
-Indigene Certificate or an affidavit from the Federal
High Court;
-WAEC/NECO/NABTEB scratch cards for results
checking;
-And Affidavit of good conduct and non-
membership of secret
cult.
Thereafter, obtain clearance (if successfully
screened) and proceed to the Faculty for
Faculty Registration.
(e) Faculty Clearance/Registration :
After the clearance by the Central Registration
Officers (Senate Affairs and Admissions Division),
fresh students should proceed to their Faculty
Officers at the Registration Centre
(for Faculty Clearance/Registration) with the
following documents:
i. Faculty Screening Committee Clearance slip duly
signed by the Chairman and Secretary of the
Committee.
ii. Clearance from the Central Registration Officers.
iii. Documents listed in (d) above.
(f) Payment of School charges using master
card, verve .
After clearance by the respective Faculty
Officers, fresh students should then proceed for
on-line payment of appropriate charges by
visiting www.unijos.edu.ng (and selecting
Portal→Students→ Undergraduate→School
Charges Payment). Pay your charges on the
website on-line and print the receipt for further
documentation.
(g) Departmental Documentation and On-line
Registration of Courses :
Proceed for on-line departmental registration of
courses at any of the University’s computer labs.
Visit http://mis.unijos.edu.ng/students.
Thereafter, print five (5) copies of acknowledgement
of registration of courses and sign as indicated on
the form.
Submit signed copies at the Registration Venue
to:-
i. Level Coordinators/Departmental Registration
Officers
ii. The Faculty Officers of your respective Faculties
iii. Senate Affairs and Admissions Division
iv. Examinations and Records Division
v. Keep a personnel copy
(h) Hostel accommodation
Hostel accommodation shall be allocated on-line to
all entitled/registered (fresh and returning) students
who have paid accommodation fees on first come
first served
bases.
(i) Registration in the Library :
Library registration is on-line on University of
Jos website. Print five (5) copies of the library
registration form and bring to the library at
Bauchi Road Campus for documentation.
(j) Registration at the University Health
Services Centre
Access the University’s Health Services
Registration Form on-line. Note that only Chest
X-Ray and Laboratory results from Teaching
Hospitals, Federal Medical Centres, Specialist
Hospitals are accepted.
(k) Orientation and Matriculation:
Orientation and Matriculation Ceremony will be
announced in due course.
(l) Students Identification Cards
Proceed for the processing of your Identity Cards at
the MIS Office in the Administrative Block, Bauchi
Road Campus after completion of medical
examination at the University Health Services
Centre.

I have laughed out my belly read and enjoy. After church on Sunday, A
wife saw her husband sitting quietly she
decided to ask him,darling, "why re u so
gentle?"
HE replied, "I'm still thinking
about what the pastor said." Wife asked, "What is it?" HE said, "the
pastor confessed he slept
with all married nd single
women in d church but ONLY 1 woman
didn't want to sleep
with him." Wife replied "It must be tht Mrs Eunice! She tinks
she is better than everyone." lolz! What will you do, if na u be d man?

Nonsense postulations. Deceive urself

Oh sh*t.

Wisegeek01:
There's nothing like overgiving offering"

Someone who drops 10k and one who drops 10 naira, are no different, if its what they have and its coming from the heart "Widows mite"

Giving offering is very important, sometimes you could have nothing to give and u just go touch the offering box

But I ain't saying you should go drop ur transport money tho*

Now that's pretence I don't like... Be truth to urself and tell u me u go to church without knowing how much u want to give. Didn't u see the word "budget"?

Its actually an awkward moment when u over give ur actual budget for the service.
Ever had the experience?
Some time In 2010 I unknowingly drop my mum's 1k into the offering bag...I froze as I watched the money dropped slowly. I didn't know what to do immediate i got to seat I searched myself like i had double 1k notes but there was my offering just sitting in my pocket.
The good thing was that after church these couple called me and asked if they could pay my fees but I told them I was waiting for admission. so they gave me an envelope for my mum. Seem like that was my saviour because my mum is kinda a religious person.

Secondly, I was busy looking for change for 1k throughout church service until it got to the time for offering. It will feel awkward to be the only person sitting while others walk down the aisle to drop offering so I zombifiable followed and dropped my 1k. Well miraculously, a lady who was going for service called me and said she will miss me, she shoke my hands and there was 3k...

Lastly, this sh*t seemed to be working just fine for me, so next Sunday I dropped N500 and up to today I still dey wait for my reward...

Lately, these are the only music I listen to

Handel’s Messiah is perhaps the greatest
Christian musical work ever produced.
Here is a new recording of the complete
Messiah, conducted by the famous
composer and conductor, John Rutter,
featuring the Cambridge Singers and the
Royal Philharmonic Orchestra.
I love to relax every Sunday and listen to the great works of Handel. It gives me the Messiahic spirit.
If there are any out there that love the sweet sounds, u can search and download the album.

And the fourth gal is a course mate. beautiful

Jez, the third pic got my thinking of some vimper movie

Exaggerated lies, Nigga get a good phone!

Tallesty1:
Giving her the money sounds better but Ladies these days can buy one shirt and collect the money from ten guys so it is better to buy it for her. At least you will know what your money was spent on

Lmfao