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To teach Dem is not easy at all. Dis coming September will make it a year that I have been teaching Kg 3. I tell u it hasn't been rosy. D parents call to complain how u made d child feel bad or how u didn't show d child love. I miss teaching junior secondary. I made up my mind to stop teaching dem as soon as I get an offer to teach higher classes. Dou dose kids make u learn how to be more patient, how to persevere and smile even when u re very angry at what they do. Anyone that has taught dose little kids for a long time can take any crap that life and marriage gives to dem. Cus teaching Pre school drains u mentally.

Why bother yourself on how to identify demons in human skin? Doing so leads to constant fear that u cant relate freely wid anyone. Dis life is full of too many earthly problems to bother abt that. Y don't u ask God to give u peace of mind till u go n meet him than leave in constant fear! Think abt how u wld cater for ur parents as dey grow old n ur siblings n also ur future family u wld raise. Am sure wid time u wld dump that ideology of urs. Find something to do to occupy ur wandering mind.

Op please how can I apply? I am a teacher by profession.

Tecno is a budget friendly phone. I personally had a bad experience wid Tecno. I bought their tab. D charging port got bad time to repair it took one thing or another. Den d battery started malfunctioning too. I couldn't charge it and no matter how u charge it after sometime it wld go off. I wouldn't recommend tecno to anyone cus I don't want dem to have d same experience. D guy I later sold it too was regretting cus I told him d lapses of d tab. He was like he would take it to Lagos to repair. He did take it their but after a week d tab didn't come on again. That was d end. I have a Samsung phone I bought at d same time n till date I haven't repaired anything. D samsung is 2yrs plus. It still works as if I bought it yesterday. So some bashers am sure had a bad experience that's y.

Noneroone:
so u spent ur service year asking pple their ethnic group?
Anyway its part of the Igbophobia i am talking abt. Pls dont quote me further.

Dont talk to me like that abeg. I am somebody's wife and mother. Not because it's Nairaland u wld be rude. I wasn't rude to u so I expect d same from u. Even if u want to state ur points u don't have to be rude.

Noneroone:
you are busy protecting your urhobo ethnic group and at the same time telling those who care to listen that many delta Igbos dont see themselves as Igbos. Even a foreigner would notice the ethnic sentiment which you couldnt hide.

Igbophobia will kill you guys

It is not igbophobia. Ask any Delta igbo if dey re ibo dey would say No wid all deir strength. I noticed it time and time again in my stay in Asaba. Dey never agree to it. Yet dey have d same way of life. Just like d Ikwerre's in Rivers State dey never agree that they are ibo. Yet dey be have like dem. I found out that too as a corper when I served their.

Austin234:
A christian who is fasting and at same time or suddenly placed on drug for health reasons. Should he discontinue the fast and face the medical treatment.

Health experts and good christians, i need ur contribution. No perversion pls

Discontinue d fast and treat urself. If it's an asthmatic patient who tries not to take medication, that is death straight. When u get better u can now fast.

Bia oh so what of people that just married? D woman no go get belle cus times are hard? Or who don dey wait on d Lord for fruit of d womb? Dey are among d plenty pregnant women. Bia OP leave dem. As for d ones pregnant widout husband such is life. Dey go carry d load. Na so e b.

Splendour5572:
I got a message requesting for a chat at Ehvise Global Resources. But guest what? since i joined them an finacially stable. One thing is sure the poor we will always have among us. It is certain. One qustion u should ask yourself is 'am i among the poor?

Stop lying Nd tell people d truth. Haba!!!

Yes oh like d poster above me have said. Just become his school mother. Try to bring food for him as much as u can so he can eat as he comes to school and during break. If u can provide for the younger brother too fine. If by trying to give d senior one to take home food to d smaller brother will cause a problem. Just find how d two boys can eat at a buka close to dem in d evening n u pay. Cus growing children need food. Most men when they Re not with d mother of d child, child suffers a lot. I for one have that experience. So please if u can try. I know God will give u d grace n strength to do so since he has put it in u to be their helper. God bless u and I pray God grant u all u need in this life. Amen.

stolenstone:
Marriage is honourable with the bed undefiled! God bless your union my brother! But please let's celebrate chastity and purity! It pays!

Yes oh! I agree but when u av an uncle who has been married for 14 years without a child. U begin to wonder and somehow derail. May life never test us more dan we can bear.

Oga Equado please help me am in warri wid u.

Please oh. How did u apply? Me seff wan apply oh. Thank u in advance.

otemanuduno:
According to Eartum, who gives me the revelation daily, he said it would span up to 2 years for everything to be complete. They're shown to me in different languages and I have to be interpreting them by learning those languages.

Can't he show u in English or ur native language n save u d stress? Or d purpose of other languages is for u to be able to spread his word in other parts of d world? I carry cap for u. I knew something happened to u to arise to all this.

Seun:
What the lovemaking is going on here? Can someone please explain it properly to me?

From what I have read so far! It was ok for Dem to share sleeping wid d same woman, having children and den going back to former sex partners. Which to unbelievers and believers it is never right. When u think of all d sacrifice u did to have a man or a woman, u won't even allow anybody go close to dem unless irreconcilable differences. D goddess where more like to have sex and more sex. No value whatsoever. No African man would allow such whether he believes in Jesus or serve Shango. Even oyingbo seff, when dey find out deir partner is cheating na break up or divorce. N most of them are free thinkers. D gods had no love whatsoever for what dey created or to deir goddess. They were selfish. This write up glorifies sharing of sex partner, homosexuality and all manner of evil. This is really a piece from d devil. But I must read to d end.

realmindz:
I've read the whole doctrine from beginning, (very captivating) wherever he got this from, that I don't know but it looks more true than the bible (speaking from my objective view). With Google search of names mentioned, the best I've gotten is to be redirected here to this thread. He gives his 20k out monthly. This is a mystery worthy to be followed and enjoyed.

Abeg lemme send him an email. Maybe I wld he d next person to collect d 20k. Cus we all need every kobo lol.

realmindz:
from your 21st century knowledge, kindly explain the formation of rainbows...
Hint: Remember, in ancient times, eclipse was a sign from the gods

My point is d story is to similar to d bible. Somethings not written in d bible is here! N some modifications. Could it be too much search of spiritual knowledge that has altered Otemanuduno sense of reasoning? Cus somehow people like him end of dying mysteriously! That will not never be his portion. I dunno I might not be correct. But for someone to go dis far in search of a one true God. I bet he has a lot of time in his life ryt now. All d same he maybe correct too. Cus d more we search for d truth, d more confusing it seems. N d rainbow in bible terms, it may not be d colors of rainbow as usual. D rainbow could mean other signs cus I wasnt their.

otemanuduno:
DEORUM
CHAPTER TWELVE

1. Now was Faulkin angry because the people worshipped the image. And he said it is not pardonable for them. I shall kill all of them, because that is the only thing that shall appease me.
2. And Moussa said, if we perish in this place before we get to Canaan, all those who heard us shall think that we actually went on a suicide mission. Now let your anger go down and let the people live. But if it would please you to blot out my name from that book of remembrance which you said shall be used in this world and maybe in the world to come, then let my name be blotted out to save this people.
3. And Faulkin reasoned with Moussa and allowed them move on the journey.
4. Now the multitude in the land of Sin were about four hundred thousands. And the people of Moussa had also increased in number after they had spent about thirty years in the land of Sin.
5. And when they began to depart the land of Sin, almost all the people there joined them because a famine had just begun in that land. And when Moussa was about to pass through some lands, with such multitude, saying, we all came out of the land of Egypt, the people doubted them and said, how can a multitude as much as half a million pass through the sea? And they thought that they had only come to war against their lands in disguise and take it up suddenly.
6. And Moussa and his people were stranded on the way because no one offered them passage through their lands.
7. And Faulkin taught Moussa to war against any land standing on their way. And he did and conquered them, because he had multitude with him.
8. And when Moussa was very old, he climbed up to a mountaintop and did not return anymore. But before Moussa’s departure, he had put the charge of the people in the hands of Faulkin himself, who had taken up the shape of an homo-erectus, unknown to Moussa.
9. And the name which Faulkin told Moussa of himself was Jehoshua, the son of Nun, but he did not give it a thought that he was Faulkin himself.
10. Then did Faulkin in the form of a homo called Jehoshua the son of Nun, lead the people to the land of Canaan. And they fought a lot of war with the dwellers of that land and claimed the land for themselves.

Dis story is just to similar to d bible. Re u sure demons didn't modify it for u? Cus Faulkin always wants to dwell wid humans by changing to different forms. Now it is d form of Jehoshua

otemanuduno:
CHAPTER SEVEN

1. And now did the other sons of God which went up to the Anystenx all began to hide themselves from Nymphidis, for Knoliud had taught them saying, to earn more respect, it is better to do things without being seen. For when people see you, they shall know your limit. But if they do not, you shall be respected if they only see your actions.
2. And they began to hide in the rays which the eyes of the homos could not see. For they did not want the homo-erectus of Nymphidis to spot them.
3. Then at the time that Noe had finished the completion of the great vessel, which was as big as the one made by Deganis before, he went round the city of Eden to declare to them how Nymphidis their lord had determined to destroy them all with flood.
4. And the sons of the giants laughed aloud, saying, did not Enorach say the same concerning us, that the earth shall be destroyed with flood?
5. But now, O Noe, Enorach himself has gone in a wild hurricane and we know not where he went.
6. Did Zekiel one of the giants from paradise not tell us that our lord shall not destroy us? And we have believed him because it is now a century since Enorach left the earth, which was by our former calculation a millennium.
7. But till these days, the flood has not come.
8. Then they disbelieved Noe because of what Tamiel and Semihazah their fathers had taught them. For it was these same ones who taught them that indeed the days and years were calculated by the movement of the moon and the earth and not by the hovering eyes of Yahweh.
9. And it came to pass, when they saw the strange wood of Noe, they laughed him to scorn and said, can the lightness of these wood carry the weight of this whole earth if we shall decide to come with you?
10. Shall it not be broken by the weight of the whales in the waters and of the animals in the wild?
11. Then did they say, how shall you tame the lions and the tigers and the bears to come with you? Surely they shall kill you and eat your flesh.
12. Then some of them said, we would have come with you but we fear being with the lions and the scorpions and the hyenas in the same vessel.
13. Shall they not tear us apart?
14. And Noe said, come with me, for Yahweh knows how to protect his people. For he has taught me how to hypnotise the wild animals. Shall I not hypnotise them as he taught me? And they shall be asleep for the whole journey.
15. And they said, we do not believe in what you said, because it is not possible to make a homo fall asleep.
16. Then did Noe say, have you forgotten how Yahweh made Gai out of the rib of Hatus? Did he not make Hatus fall into a big sleep and took a rib out of him to make Gai?
17. When Noe had made an end of his speech, they doubted him still.
18. Now did he make a completion of the vessel, which was made to have upper and lower chambers. And it was spacious enough to take the animals and his own family.
19. Then Noe called the animals into the vessels first, using the sounds they make to call them, according to how he was taught by Largas. For Largas was he who taught him sounds.
20. Then he called in the birds and then when he would call the wild animals, he hypnotised them and they all fell into deep sleep.
21. And as soon as Noe had entered the vessel with all the animals and his sons and his daughters-in-law and his own wife, he came outside and shut the door; for he felt that the right thing to do was to perish with the people, rather than saving his own life.
22. Then the rain began to fall, for Nymphidis and Largas had stood over a mountain, pulling down the content of the cloud with an inexplicable force.
23. And the rain fell for ten days, destroying all the dwelling-places at the center of the land of Philargas. And the homo-erectus which were in the land all died, both small and great. And all the children born to the gigantic homos of the past died.
24. Then Noe’s vessel stopped after ten days on a rock, where the waters had not covered up. But Noe himself had drowned with the rest of the people, saving only the lives of his family.

Bia oh! In d bible Noah was wid d animals and also his family and dey were saved. N God made a sign of a rainbow that he won't destroy d earth wid water again. It now goes further and says that Noah was drunk and his son saw his unclothedness and mocked him. Who is telling d truth! Oya ask Eartum for me abeg. But here Noe perished!

joe4christ:
Dont bother trying to convince anyone cos 98% will not believe you, they would assume you cooked it up.
But i believe you, i just cant explain why. My whole being just testify of your writing to be true.
Your write up is extra-ordinary, there is no way a human intelligence could have concorted something as such as this to have perfectly match.
Continue jare, i dey follow your write up.

Joe4christ, don't let Christ be disappointed in u. He probably would have researched. N now I saw Krishina deir. So is he trying to say all dis gods we humans serve, are all d sons of God? That deir is no one true religion?

otem4eartum:
I have no idea... Eartum asked me to translate what had been written and this is what I get, hence any typos you observe. Also my mission is to make the truth known and remain unknown except on the internet according to prophecy.

So u re trying to say all dis write up came from Eartum. He told u all dis? It's exactly like d bible but what I couldn't comprehend was that y did Faulkin decide to be a homo Sexual. N y would he die? Cus Faulkin was half Earthus half Mumur. So he was partly a God. N d sleeping of Earthus by all d son's of God. Dis thing when Eartum tell e get as e b. When he told u, u rote it down. So y did all d sons of God choose Earthus to dwell. Dey where oda places now abi? N Earthus had nothing den. Y didn't dey decide to make in other places too? When knowledge knew what Nymphidis was thinking, y didn't he stop him? From d writings so far most of d problems we face are caused by sons of God. So chaleb made unseen creatures n Nymphidis but it in Jaleb ass hole. So Jaleb felt pain? N Faulkin spread d unseen creatures to other homo through anal sex? Tell Eartum to explain to u biko. N ask him to tell u how to make money cus plenty spiritual knowledge n no money no follow at all.

buster:
Question 1.

Give an example of a function, f(x), with a domain of (0,5] and a range of [0,∞)

Question 2.

If F = { (1,2), (3, 5), (4,7)} and G = { (1,4), (3,0), and (5, 2)}, what is F + G? What is F\G (using function arithmetic)?

Thanks

So u brought real analysis here! Odiegwu! Mth 312 and Mth 322. That maths na die. I crammed it and jump am pass. Over too first class graduates of Mathematics. Foodstuff don come make una come cook am abeg.

khaz:
I AM A FIRST CLASS GRADUATE OF APPLIED MATHEMATICS FROM UNIVERSITY OF BENIN.
PLEASE HELP WITH JOB.
CC:
siverspooon
chygrl
Icon4s
seun
and others.
HERE IS MY PROOF

Great Uniben student!!! Greatest gbo gbo!! Greatest gba gba!! How come Mathematics dept didn't make u a lecturer? Abi u did not apply? Aniways go to updated vacancies in job/vacancy section. In page 90-92. I saw a vacancy for research analyst. Cant really remember d exact page but it's from page 90 to d last one. Goodluck!

naughtynaughty:
iphones use memory card?

Don't mind him lie lie boy. Maybe his China iPhone uses memory card.

ernesty20:
i lost it just last night when i was removing it from my iphone6.. I wanted to put it in the new tecnoL5 i just bought

Uncle u can lie oh! Chei! IPhone 6 doesnt use a memory card. U back up ur files in icloud.

NobleG1:
I don't believe in f*ucking luck! If you know what you want in life, plan your future well and work hard, you'll get what you want.

There's nobody I know or my friends knew in Europe who got Europe passport faster than me. I know what I did, how hard I worked and what I went through in pursuing paper, while others were busy doing oringo in Europe..
It's all about using common sense and being highly determined in getting what you want. I made my first 10 million naira at age of 21, when naira had value. Built my first home at 23yrs old, married my school sweetheart at 24yrs old Then fews years ago I went to Europe with one thing in mind- to get European passport to help my business travel needs. Got it in 3 plus yrs which in turn made my family members dual dutch and Nigetian citizens.

My life is good and I worked extremely hard for it. I've achieved things beyond my dreams. So don't give me that "luck" crap! Lazy people always blame any progress on luck!

I hear oh somebody sweetheart. Bia oh pls teach me how to make money cus d way d country dey go so I no understand. I am very serious abeg.

NobleG1:
Unless he intented to work in Nigeria, which I doubt.

I know a guy who studied in the U.K. and was employed by the same company where he did his intenship. The company helped process his work permit. Today the guy has U.K. passport.

That guy could have easily married an English woman before his study visa expired. That's what smart people do.

When I arrived the Netherlands, I got my 5yr residence card less than a year! Where as some people spend years struggling to get this particular card. I got my dutch passport three years after I collected the 5yr card, which means the card didn't even expire before I received my dutch passport.

In total, it took me 3yrs plus 6 months after I arrive Netherlands to get the passport, which is a feat! My close friends are still talking about it today.

I'm f*ucking smart!

Na d same thing we dey talk naa. Ur friend company liased wid embassy. His lucky naa. Maybe he agreed to pay d company too. Cus deir is a way dey do it. Wen ur company help u, u pay back. It could take a year to pay back or less. Ask ur friend. I don't think u re so smart. I think life smiled at u. Cus it is d same thing u did that so many people did and it didn't work out. Plus I saw d guy was married maybe he didn't want to abandon his wife and children. To some family is everything, to some it means nothing. Individual difference!!! My 5 cents dou!!!

SycophanticGoat:
Nigerian guys, stop getting married when you're jobless or earning so little. Forget all these "some women are good luck" bullshit because at the end, you will only be compounding your woes.

Take am easy abeg. Lol.

NobleG1:
Something is wrong somewhere.
He claimed he was given a scholarship by NNPC to study in the U.K.

Why didn't NNPC employ him?
Why didn't he get a job in the U.K. where he studied?
Why is he having problems getting a job in Nigeria?
How could he be stranded and out of cash? Is he not smart enough to plan his journey.

I've never seen or heard that a First Class graduate had problem getting a job. There's absolutely something wrong!

He either does drug or has a mental issue or sucks at job interview.

After ur degree in UK, dey chase u out. Unless u want to stay as an illegal immigrant which u have to be hiding and running all d time. If Dem catch u Dem go deport u straight n u cnt try to step in Europe. Is it not better to come back? D only way he could have stayed back was if he married a white lady or d place he works liaise with embassy. Most companies in UK wouldn't do that cus dey have to pay d embassy some heavy pounds. Even when u come back seff and u apply again Dem fit no give u d visa. If NNPC or shell or chevron grant u scholarship it is not a guarantee dey employ u. Them just do that one as social responsibility. Even wen u do IT sef gan after u finish school for Dem to take u na war. If I were him, I would have applied to another country from UK cus it would have been easier. They hardly turn u down from deir. Probably he wanted to come n serve his father's land n now his father's land is serving him wid hardship.

bookface:
Why do people get married and have kids when they have no source of income?

I really can't understand this logic

Cus age is not on d lady side. Her biological clock is ticking. If a man's hormone was same as a woman, I don't think a lot of people would be married now.