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@Allsmyles edit ya post asap jor..

Let 'em flex dem muscles fr here.. I av long missd d drama

To ba diss mi.. Ko si reply.
Mi o raye palapala..

Swerve nd quote me no more

Jacksparrow0712:
Will you gerrarahia mehhhhhn

Jacksparrow0712:
Still don't gerrit mehhhhhn

Oga titus.. Which part u nor get

D part wey i fr introduce ma pipo
OR
D part i bin talk say make u relax

Mehn ur blood too dey hot...

Oya relax... Abeg

hadassaheke:
lol @ bosslady......morng

Morning... Nightcrawler

Olami90:
Nyc one!! Oshey ju ju ju.

Oya kbs468, hilsocial, physika, xcozee, ademaster bring knife mak we share it for dem according to dem kariability $ height.

D poster dey hot ooo. If u cram dis, u fit pour dictionary verbatim

We go do dat shortly

Make we get full house first

Jacksparrow0712:
what's he saying?

Good d charm got u

Jex relax.. This jux unveiling.. Real show follows shortly.


Gazaliah
Hilsocial
Xcozee
Elmisti

U cnt afford to miss this

*grabs.mic*
I, lyrical Physika, the iSabi 1 and publicity manager for B15 introduces ...
In no particular order ...
Ademaster
Aare2050
Donxab
Lagusta
Kbs468

The quadruplet vie to win the heart of the estimable.... Allsmyles

p.s: d list f constestants is plentious.. will unveil dem in subsiquent announcement
Thank you.
*drops.mic*

I heard the virginity simulating stuff is availabe on sale.. She could have used one tho
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Like what my fellow #landaz do typ.. E nor consign me

hadassaheke:
oga how u de

Bosslady i tanda o

*song.line.up*

Eni suun

Boogie down..
Confam ni..
Feelin d niqqa...
Skelemba..
Shoki..
Jasi..
Lowki..
My woman..
Girlie o..

*Fr ma homies
Up in d club..
Blood moni..
Hustle, royalty..
Alaaru..
Alaye..


Aare2050, Elmisti, Kbs468 check

Welc. bak Xcozee

Kbs468:
Ok you guys can go together then because you seem to be enjoying his roll of weed and you know cash from boko boys will be added advantage

Whayasaying
This is wt happens wen u take a weed wid no nafdac no

Jasi7:
Hw abt d allowance...is d implementation goin to start soon,I mean d increment or its all fallacy?

*lies..
Believe it to make you happy

Jasi7:
Bro do we need to print admission letter...I hv mine wich was given to me d very first year I got admission frm d university...do I need to print d one jamb gives or there is no need?

There is really no need for that..

I only recommended it for her to help clear her doubts.. I dint print any.. Bur i av d one given to me by my uni.

Kbs468:
lol naa elmisti dey go Borno with him wife dolafunmi as dey ar goin on vacation besides since he knows dat boko boys earn more, dat will help boost his 'weed' farming as boko boys wil serve as ready made buyers. He can take along physika too

Take hu along?

Kbs ar u a handbag

Eseohe23:
Thanks for the reply.....Will he go to Jamb office as well?

The sch cn facilitates the process..

Some persons prefer goin to jamb office tho.

elmisti:
Mogbe! I don take ur name sell ticket ooo!

Nor worry..
Anyway na way

elmisti:
#walks in thread#


Chimajii !! Come here, we av un finished bizness,

Physika, hope u ar prprd for tonyt mainevent

Na only God knw d kind accountant wey I get, thank God say na probabtion appointmnt I giv am sef. Koomky oooo!

#Heartburn
I will stand backup.. Connect -------->> Aare2050

doublezero7:
Hello house! Hope y'all had a nice day! Below is a list of ho much state govt pay corpers!

1. Akwa Ibom State pays N10,000
2. Lagos state pays N15,000 and some times
N10,000 to corpers in ministry and N5000 to those
in LGA.
3.Sokoto State pays N4,000 and N9,000 to those
in state hospital.
4.Enugu Statepays N10,000
5.Oyo state pays N3,800
6.Osun State pays N5,000
7.Kano State pays N4,000
8.Borno State pays N1,000
9.Niger State pays N6,000
10.Yobe State pays N2,500
11. Bayelsa pays N3,000
12. Ekiti state pays N5,000
13. Ogun State pays N5,000
14. Delta States pays N5,000
15. Bauchi State Pays N1,250
16.Cross River State pay N3,090
17.Zamfara State N3,000
18.Abia State pays N5,000
19.Imo State pays N2,000
20.Taraba state pays N2,400

Ondo, Kwara and Edo DO NOT pay state allowances!

Thanks for the heads up.

Thumbz Up.

ade23ola:
Pls I need ur advice, I graduated fr abu last year. I checked my admission status on jamb webisite of which no admission was given to me. I paid for d jamb regularization in may. today I was sent d jamb regularization no from sch. But d school made a mistake in my registration no. Instead of u10gs1139 dey wrote u10lg1139. I went to the cafe to activate d number. And dey sent me congratulation, u av b offered admission to study geography which is d course I study in sch. Pls hop d mistak dey mad in my reg no for d sch won't affect me.

It has been resolved that is. U may go ahead nd print ur admin letter to clear ur tots. #Congrats

Eseohe23:
Good evening all! Please what is the fate of someone with "no admission yet" on his status? A friend of mine jst complained to me that when he tried checking his admission status it was showing no admission offered yet.

Please he needs your help...
Cc:Hilsocial
Xcozee
Haywire1
Hadassaheke.

He shud go to his sch nd get it rectified asap..

elmisti:
#put on shade#
#look left



U say wah?

Xcozee:
[size=18pt]amen bro...

Who come b those ones?... u no send dem go exile?...
BTW, any cooked track all this while @all? [/size]

Me nor get tym fr jaga jaga bruv...
I roll wid 'em dt cn roll wi me.

Btw, fever sef nor lemme rest

How ya famile?

@Elmisti i saw dat o

Aare2050:
which one be china? weed language is hard to understand for non-weed takers/speakers

Jux make ursef availabl @ d bash..

.. And.. and.. keep ur eyes locked on me

Xcozee:
[size=18pt]lol! 4ny dude...ah miss una jare [/size]

[size=20pt]Welcome man..
May the lord continue to uphold us in tryin times..

This thread almost fell to short d*cked pirates.. Only recently did i tink it right to come here
With ur arrival, perhaps we cn bring bak d vibes dat are almost lost

Welcome one again..

#B.O.B
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elmisti:
Physika!


#hands him 3 bottles of vintage alomo#

U av to perform a welcome song for xcozee tonight @ EL DOLA...hope u no get any oda show 2dai

#Ibile..
Jux bring 6 Chinawares ..and make sure dat ur landlords china dey among.. Ah gat eat frm all f 'em

*puff.smok.f.weed*
Dis ur tropical mould weed strong o..

Dark shade over red eye

elmisti:
If he fit do am b4 october, I dey hin bak!

Yes o.. I wish 2 av ma ngagment/wedin ceremony com July '16. Goodnews NYSC is scrapd

Aare2050:
who talk am?

Gazaliah:
Sharap dude.....No be lie

Meeting to be held nextweek wednesday..
Watchout !

elmisti:
Note that I didn't calculate stops and refreshment time, what I post is only tym on road, with refrshment and some kind stop, like all dis ladies wey dey wee wee evry 30 min, d tin go reach 25 hrs

*lools.. Na u talk am o

In anoda nuz.. Buhari moves the motion to scrap NYSC

elmisti:
CONSIDER THIS AS MY OWN WAY OF HELPING ON THE THREAD
I shall be posting the estimated time to travel from Lagos to different states....personally, i don't like travelling long distance, i really dont enjoy long rides not to mention the bad roads in the country, which makes distance a vital factor of my choice of state to serve...i will roll out the estimated time from one state to another using GOOGLE MAP, AND OFCOURSE WE GO ADD OUR AFRICAN TIME FACTOR TOO, LETS GET IT ROLLING REQUEST FOR YOUR DESTINATION AND I PROVIDE AN ESTIMATED TIME OF TRAVEL.....cc 2el dolafunmi naughtylagosguy aare2050 chimajii..MY FIRST CHOICE IS.......


LAGOS to AKWA IBOM (uyo)-----------12 hours
LAGOS to TARABA--------------------------20 hours

I think Lagos to Taraba is more than 20hrs.
My x-rumee in uni traveld frm Warri to Taraba, a journey that lasted fr more than 24hrs.

Gazaliah:
Other CMs in A15 will surely comment about dia state Security,Hospitality and Alawee whenever they see the mention...

I Come In Peace

Aje !
Aje !!

Deyle nwennem ni enu interneti?

adogbeji14:
BOSS am trying to recover from the shock the gunners gave to me yersterday.
any way we shall recover with speed.

Finally u don reply me.. Mehn dat game nor b here o

Abeg share ur views on catania vs spal2013..

We go recover by His grace..

glou:
I just found out I'm on the same ground as Katecute. This is unbelievable. Thanks all the same!

U ar welc..
Note: the links are for UME/MPCE 2009/2010 Admission Status Check

katecute:
year 2009

Chek these links

http://jamb.org.ng/postregistrationefacility/CheckAdmissionStatus.aspx?id=3B2E6708-B30D-410F-833D-17837565358C
OR
http://jamb.org.ng/postregistrationefacility/CheckAdmissionStatus.aspx?id=6781B1BA-3568-4194-A745-4068E523A1EA

For either UME or MPCE 2009 Admission Status

I checked fr you tho.. But no admission offered yet..

Go to d uni/poly u finished frm to lodge ur complaint.. Be quick abt it.
Goodluck*