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Xxpress:
Are u on bbm?

yanabasee:
Omo physika...meka bounce! See ya morrow!

yanabasee:
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Phewwwwwwwwwww.... #breath-taking!

yanabasee:
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The earth level as in the sea level.. Where the cloud begins....Is the lower cosmo region.... Is where the lightening strikes... It will travel up..
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To the heaven.... Which is the upper cosmo level...
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The lightening.... Strikes from the lower to the upper region... Astrology says... That lightening doesn't strike from heaven down to the earth... That it strikes from down to up... Oboy! If e no clear you.... Just forget it iyeh?

yanabasee:
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#badCheck
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People don't get the demarcation...
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My boss had given the newly transferred Secretary a welcomed smile and she mistook the smile for friendship.... Extended that to know my boss house and to relate with the wife... Trust my boss.... She got surprise when she started having queries back-to-back

yanabasee:
A study suggests alcoholic students perform better in exams if they stay drunk while taking the test.
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CC
Physika

Kbs468:
dis shuld be in comedy and not real. Klint de drunk easily comes 2 mind

yanabasee:
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Ahhhhh.... To be a man... You've gotta be mean... If naht.... U'll fall below standards! and Dude, ion wana lose value...

yanabasee:
A woman donated a kidney to her boss, who then fired her when she took too long recover from the operation...
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Bad gaan !!!!

yanabasee:
A high GPA looks good on paper, but networking and building friendships is what gets you a job.
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Proud to be a B-15 PCMs e-fam!

hadassaheke:
did u just call him Foxxy as in foxxynix? what happened to his former moniker? damn, av missed a whole lot, some1 should please summarise!!!!!!

elmisti:
#hands him the bottle#
WTF! Is that a Goaalllll??, guy, how many bottle can make u get inspiration to perform tonight?

yanabasee:
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As in.... Astrology says.... Lightening strikes from the upper region of a spherical cosmo to the upper cosmo...

yanabasee:
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Its very addictive bro.... You should abstain.... You wouldn't know when the sight of ur gf won't matter anymore... When u're on her...all that u'll imagine is the girl on the tubes u've been watching....
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Lol......naahhh.... Dnt even go there... My baby mama's been asking me to relay it.... I can't man! It's very shameful... There is nothing to learn on... Anyone who's addicted should just abstain... Selfserving's one thing that can damage ya relationship or even ur marriage bro... My guy who's marriage is barely a year... We graduated same year 2013.... Is at the edge of scrambling coz of this same act...

elmisti:
Sorry bro, its not a song lyrics...........



Nha, avnt taken my weed today, PMB is talkning about agriculture so am thinking of commercializing them....I only had a bottle of vintage alomo (1876)

elmisti:
Lemme not spoil ur show, but brah! If u no get babe wey u dey try to impress for this thread, no dey post dose unrealistic fact oooo, cuz its pure plagiarism, #in fela voice# waaaaahhhhhalllllaaa u dey find!

yanabasee:
American school buses are yellow because humans see yellow faster than any other color, which is important for avoiding accidents.
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Same reason every naija babes wants to bleach so they'll be easily given attention in a crowd of hundreds !!!!!!!

yanabasee:
The visible flash that you see when lightning strikes is actually from the ground up to the clouds, not from the clouds down to the ground.

yanabasee:
According to a survey, men can listen to a male friend for ages, but he can only listen to his girlfriend or spouse for six minutes.

yanabasee:
Some people are actually afraid of being too happy because they think something tragic is going to happen soon. This is known as Cherophobia

yanabasee:
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Uhmmm... Get ya mind fixed on somfin else...
Masturbation... To ma understanding is just a fantasy of what we desire to have that we don't have the privilege to... For instance... If your sexual fantasies allied on busty girls or over hippy girls or all other sexual fantasies u might be fantasizing and u don't have them around...you'll definitely resort to getting porn videos of a typical girl jst to jerk off...
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Had a very bad experience about masturbation and ever since then.... I haven't tried that shit no more... Don't ask me about it... Ya gonna laugh tha living outaf me!

yanabasee:
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Lol.... You be Alien gaan?

elmisti:
#GRABS MIC



HELLO! CAN I HAV YOUR ATTENTIONS PLEASE?


thank you



Good day ladies and gentlemen of the press, it is no news the recent events between me and a long time friend+landlord aare2050 have generated what can be best described as an uprising. it should be known as stated in one of my press briefing that non of this events were planned by me or anyone, rather it was a test of INTEGRITY, LOYALTY AND RESPONSIBILITY AND RELIABILITY, a test which am afraid the results are far from what was expected. Before i go further, i will like to acknowledge the eforts of my darling DOLAFUNMI for been what can be best described as a spine when i lost mine, a heart wen mine couldn't beat and a friend when it was like am living in oblivion, also, to someone i can best describe as my brother, naughtylagosguy, even though u had to be off the grid for most of the time the issue was on, i really do appreciate your support weneva you come online.
This recent days have shown who we truly are, what we think of one another and mostly what we do when we dont have much choices, aare2050 is what i can best desscribe as someone who can only say things but not make things happen, with the help of his partner allsmyles who help him keep his bluff nothing but a bluff. also not leaving out the attitude of kb468 who i can best describe as double sided, as he was the first to escalate the isue of sale of the mansion only to go behind me and block every offer. as a Gunner, he let me down, i culd only imagine him wanting me to acquire the mansion so the gunner team will av a score on the blues team.
And to the rest of you PCMs who delibrately boycotted my 30% public offer, when you as for support and i refuse, the best you can call me is DEVIL, cuz yea right i am what you make of me. and to ademasta, the engineer in charge of my hotels, i am sorry to announce that the project have been rescinded from your company as i look to empower someone new and result oriented, you have way too much on your hands already and my project is stalling. ALL THAT BEEN SAID, I HEREBY OFFICIALY ANNOUNCE THAT I AND MY DATLING ARE GOING TO MOVE OUT OF THE MANSION TONIGHT AND OCCUPY THE SUITE OF MY COMPLETED HOTEL ON 899 AVENUE FOR NOW AND PRONOUNCE THE NAME AS EL-DOLA HOTEL AND SUITES, appointments shall be announced later tommorow.



YHANK YOU ALL


# WALKS MAJESTICALLY HEAD UP HIGH, HAND IN HAND WITH MY BOO, INSIDE OUR ASTON MARTINS
GRACIAS!

CC2el
babatawa
koomky
lagusta
whizqueen et al

yanabasee:
Male non-smokers masturbate more than male smokers. Female non-smokers masturbate less than female smokers.

yanabasee:
... And to my single sisters.
Don't marry money. Marry vision.
Don't marry swag. Marry purpose.
Marry for where you are going, and not for where you are at the moment.
#Wisdom #WordsOnMarble #foxxynik #PCMs

Olami90:
I no fit bone u na buh only if u don assure me sey my kini no go comot after giving u shillings.(As it is peculiar to dose guys)

Xxpress:
How much is ur n97

akinjis:
I have n97 call or Watsap 08034539801

Blossom023:
Hehe