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I am interested, drop ur contact lets talk.

Hmmm

ECOTERRORS:
Why won't he arrive on time in Cameroun since he has nothing doing in Nigeria.



This shouldn't be on FP for christ sake

#EPIC !

;DTypical Ibadan man ;DTypical Ibadan man

the answer is 2 persons. there were two persons.

McDonalds2014:
not a teacher but Secretary

secretary, taking meeting briefs and other secretarial duties... I give up. plz improve on ur grammatical constructions and writing skills. #my10cent

"TEACHER" U TRY NO BE SMALL.... HOPE UR STUDENTS GO PASS THEIR EXTERNAL EXAMS?
BUT WAIT, WHICH SCHOOL BE THAT ABEG....... COS UNA JST DEY SPOIL SMALL PIKIN THEM DESTINY.
#NOHARDFEELINGS

where in Ikotun cos i stay around there too.

chimdiadiprince@gmail.com

Still waiting for responses Thank you.

Hi ever ready to help, good people of NAIRALAND,
Due to the need for one to setup and manage a business thus becoming self employed, I decided to set up a sex store otherwise called novelties store and a spa place. But my problem now includes the following,
1, Getting proper information on how to go about it from an informed person who is into or knws abt the business.
2, Where to source for the products and where i can get them cheap.
3, knowledge about the in and out of the business.
please my good people, your assistance as regard to sourcing d products and advice will be highly appreciated.
plz those with knowledge on the business should plz assist me with information on hw to go abt it.
Atleast by so doing I and my employees will be off the labour market.

mod. plz move to front page. thank you.

rubey:
The only thing I do whenever I am going to my bf's house is:
Plan to sleep over

when will he become your husband ?

rubey:
The only thing I do whenever I am going to my bf's house is:
Plan to sleep over

when will he become your husband ?

I understand ur plight buddy.keep ur hope alive and remember to hold unto God cos only him can make a way for u. wish u the best of life.

Final Year Exams For All Departments

Course: Love Mathematics.
Course code: LMS111
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.

1. If a girl is in love for 10 years and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating such love and time wasted?

2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the expenses and loss in handling all of them?

3. In not more than 10 pages, STATE the difference between Orobo (fat) girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls.

4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".

(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an iPhone 6.

(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.

7. You broke up with your girl because of Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her back in January.

8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you don't want any other guy to date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie =3.14)

9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys are single as their marital status states, and 100% of the girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not less than two sentences.

N/B- Attempt all question

Cryxtal:
Well, I̶̲̥̅̊ think Kulboy, seun, beenkumar are cool. Nice body @pimpchi

Thanks

joelenesleek:
[/quote]funny you, ur wish is my command.Thanks all the same [quote author=joelenesleek post=29009613]

funny you, ur wish is my command.Thanks all the same

folabayo1:
The pimpchi's body is really hot..but I hope all dis guys get money sha cos no b only face ladies wan chop

Thanks babe, we do it to impress cuties like you.

Lalamimz:
Pimpchi what do you think you are doing posting that pinshure online your under arrest for having a hawt body now put your hands where I can see them and follow me to the station

LOLZ.....

Lalamimz:
Pimpchi what do you think you are doing posting that pinshure online your under arrest for having a hawt body now put your hands where I can see them and follow me to the station

LOLZ..... thanks all the same

thrizzle:
Lol this nigga changed his profile pic.. Nairalanders and attention seeking

ogbeni, u be winch? jst uploaded my recent pix. #nohardfeelings#

lets go there.

ammyluv2002:
Seriously, I don't like it when guys come to nairaland searching for a babe/ wife *no offence *


There are so many wife material around you but you just don't want to see them

my dear, u won't understand cos u ar not in my stead.... U think i am happy coming here? i am not bt this my last option. thanks

u.

I need one but i am in lagos.