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Romance › Re: For Single Ladies, Searching And Willing. by pimpchi(op): 11:58am On Jan 11, 2016

Dammiesugar:
Let me apply sharply.

LOL... Funny you. U dnt look bad either.

Romance › Re: For Single Ladies, Searching And Willing. by pimpchi(op): 11:03am On Jan 11, 2016

Nubian113:
I've seen his lips, damn suckable

LOL, very funny....you got nice lips too

Romance › Re: For Single Ladies, Searching And Willing. by pimpchi(op): 10:22am On Jan 11, 2016

noblemails:
will you consider a transgender that met your requirements?

Lol@transgender,thank you dnt mention sir.

Romance › Re: For Single Ladies, Searching And Willing. by pimpchi(op): 8:11am On Jan 11, 2016

yeanka007:
Egbon Op, Na work girls dey come find for your place abi relationship for you na bank job, You for ask them to print their CV come submit for your house.

Shey, you be Dangote ni.

On a serious note guy, you be like girl wey dey find Mr. Right but there are two options for such girl to achieve her dream

1) Make she drag one of the men wey dey her left to the right OR

2) Make she find clay mould the guy

Don't think I bash you o, I was only talking as a friend.

So whats your point sir..... I remember the title of this thread " for single ladies, searching and willing", guessed u missed ur way #onelovebro

Dating And Meet-up Zone › For Single Ladies, Searching And Willing. by pimpchi(op): 7:58am On Jan 11, 2016

Hey guys, I have read and also seen true life stories of couples that met online and booommmm... They are happily married. Have nursed this idea for sometime now but decided to give it a trial. Who knows, I might be lucky. I seek for a committed relationship with a lady. She must be Godly minded not necessarily "churchious",passionate, educated(though not a paramount parameter), Average height(appreciable height preferable), and stays within or around Lagos state.
My physiobiodata
Height :5.11"
Complexion:fair
Education:B.Eng,M.sc plus certifications
Religion:committed christian(though not over zealous)
Age:30yrs
Job: lecturing(Graduate Assistant) cum self employed biz.
Economic level: not made yet, say on a scale of 100%, give me 50%.(hustling mode).
Hope miracle get to happen on my e-search sojourn. If interested, kindly send me a pm and I will respond.
Bashers alert:I know say some haters go come carry my matter for Head like gala, if e pain you, take chill lacasera.

Romance › Re: For Single Ladies, Searching And Willing. by pimpchi(op): 7:12am On Jan 11, 2016

Nubian113:
To the ladies, this is an incredibly kind, honest, intelligent man. If I wasn't across the ocean I'd apply.

Yes and he is very good looking. Lips to die for

My love I wish you the best although I feel your angle is yet to be made, you're truly a testimony to GOOD men.

Love dimples

Thanks,I appreciate.

Romance › Re: For Single Ladies, Searching And Willing. by pimpchi(op): 11:20pm On Jan 10, 2016

missingrib:
there is nothing bad in trying.... goodluck in your quest ...

Thanks

Romance › For Single Ladies, Searching And Willing. by pimpchi(op): 11:11pm On Jan 10, 2016

Hey guys, I have read and also seen true life stories of couples that met online and booommmm... They are happily married. Have nursed this idea for sometime now but decided to give it a trial. Who knows, I might be lucky. I seek for a committed relationship with a lady. She must be Godly minded not necessarily "churchious",passionate, educated(though not a paramount parameter), Average height(appreciable height preferable), and stays within or around Lagos state.
My physiobiodata
Height :5.11"
Complexion:fair
Education:B.Eng,M.sc plus certifications
Religion:committed christian(though not over zealous)
Age:30yrs
Job: lecturing(Graduate Assistant) cum self employed biz.
Economic level: not made yet, say on a scale of 100%, give me 50%.(hustling mode).
Hope miracle get to happen on my e-search sojourn. If interested, kindly send me a pm and I will respond.

Bashers alert:I know say some haters go come carry my matter for Head like gala, if e pain you, take chill lacasera.

Romance › Re: See Awesome Pre-wedding Photos Of Tope And Somto by pimpchi(m): 5:55pm On Jan 10, 2016

INTROVERT:
Congratulation in advance to them. May they find peace, love, joy and fruit of the womb in their marriage.

Eric oooooooooo

Yea, you just called me..... Baby no worry make hustle small, our own wedding no go teeeeh.

Education › Re: Bad Things You Did In Secondary School? by pimpchi(m): 7:31am On Jan 09, 2016

Wizkoko:
Choi! The one wey your own pikin go do you ehn? Beta confess o.

LOL... Mehn let bygone be bygone. As per karma, na God hand I dey o.

Education › Re: Bad Things You Did In Secondary School? by pimpchi(m): 12:11am On Jan 09, 2016

Tridenttt:
Men I was so cool still I started mixing up wt dem bad guys nd seriously I don't regret my act I did a lot of bad things nd they include___den I was a stunch back bencher so when d teacher is teaching I'm busy watching porn @ d back ( for once dem no catch me) dat was in m jss3___fast foward to ss1 I started slapping dem girl's asses den___fast foward to ss2 (ghen ghen na here me do pass) if u b youth corper thundere don fire u if u be girl nd u come be the type wey d wear tight cloths, den e get one youth corper aunty ifeoma me time dt lady yash wella ehh me nd my clique go pretend lyk say we wan ask am question when she wan comot door na so we go d press press d yash d rock am she feel us well well till she bin shout Jesus Christ I wil never teach ss2____fast foward to ss3 na where my craze come enter kolomental e get one fine bobbicious girl mehn if u see dis girl bobbi u go know say cossy na small girl bra sef no ft hol d girl bobbii her name na ****a na so I push cara for d girl head laaa relationship set seriously I no get evil thing for mind ooo na so konji come d hook d girl nd den me no wan gbeka am oo mehn I finger thunder comot d girl brain press bobbi tire she come d say its ok m tired I was lyk ehhh u asked for it mehn I pressssss am lyk say I d press bread wey get sardine the next day she no come skul I ask am why she talk say she sick, I come ask am werin sick u she talk na me cause am. Na dat day I confirm my sefl__fast foward to d same ss3 as mock start me nd maths no d get along at all bt me sabi oda subj pass dem originator na so one teacher come d mark us laaa say we no go copy me try copy 7 outta 10 come d happy say me go get sharp grade na so d teacher catch me carry my script tear give me new script carry my copying source comot mehn me vex, as bonethugs nd harmony I position carry d man bag(e no see me) go hide d bag me no wan do am anything na just hiding things me no knw my clique sef d plan bad for d man men dem guys mean ooo na so my guy go carry em bag soak for children toilet (smtn wey public toilet neat pass) another guy carry em laptop loose am collect ram nd other things. Men dat man swear for us dat day anyhow shaa story plenty. For more PM me ur digits cos me no d too relate for NL

I don warn niggas tire, No dey mix SK with weed smoke.... abeg. see this brother now... how we wan take help him on top his write up.

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Education › Re: Bad Things You Did In Secondary School? by pimpchi(m): 10:45pm On Jan 08, 2016

misspresident:
lmao i've heard of this story and hope your name ain't sam?

Education › Re: You Won't Believe What This Student Wrote On Her Exam Paper (hilarious) by pimpchi(m): 9:26pm On Jan 08, 2016

confirm F9, what rubbish.

Education › Re: Bad Things You Did In Secondary School? by pimpchi(m): 9:19pm On Jan 08, 2016

Good old days...
1, Gave to my crush(Sophia) back then my mum's gold necklace and pair of errings as val gift, till today mum thought she misplaced her favourite necklace . #Godforgiveme
2, inflated my school fees and textbook fee by 50%.... make karma no remember me o o. #sorryface

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Romance › Re: Adorable Pre-wedding Pictures Shot In Canada by pimpchi(m): 9:04pm On Jan 08, 2016

HateU2:
ok. Feb 14

perfect

Crime › Re: Fake Dancing Promoter In Prison Over Theft Of 7 Phones From 6 Women (pic) by pimpchi(m): 8:59pm On Jan 08, 2016

decode55:
I knew it would be "them".

Sophisticated people

I am not an ethnic bigot, so I won't bother noticing that the thief/fraudster is a 'yoloba'... #endethnicbigot. onelove

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Politics › Re: 2016 Armed Forces Remembrance Day Celebration - Photos by pimpchi(m): 8:43pm On Jan 08, 2016

dahaz:
Which world did you come from? Dont you know that the camera can be positioned and left that way without been maned

I shud be the one asking you which part of the world you came from, can't you see the cameraman standing or maybe you need microscopic binoculars?

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