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Davido been throwing shade.....

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HateU2:
U again

I guess u ar already in love with me..... Jst pick a date and we ar gud to go

cherriex:
Wow cute, ,where is the Man am taken out of his Rib,he better show up wooooh.

present maa,I am right here..u need not look further.

HateU2:
Yeah, where is d guy looking 4 his missing rib? We are both searching 4 our missing rib

Na me o o o... na me dey find my missing rib.

spafu:
Rape kei? You share a shower at the same time with a man, and you didn't see his penis getting off the state of inertia for you to quickly get out and you are shouting rape. I don't support rape of any sort, but must every sexual intercourse be termed rape afterwards? No seriously, where do we now place the saying, "Let a sleeping dog lie"? You went into the shower and awaked the guy's 'dog' and you are know crying foul. Well, let me just comment my reserve.

my brother, I wonder o o o.....who carry fish near Rat, na person wey put fish near rat get the blame.. bathing together stark naked and u expect a reverse miracle? say something else jaree

HateU2:

I guess that's a yes.... let's start it off.

sinaj:
plz let's do

Seems God has finally answered my prayer. Hope u ain't tossing my feelings?

sinaj:
Na diz kind pix de make me wan get married sharpaly

Sweetheart, let's hit the aisle.... No time.

HateU2:
Chai! This pix dey change my orientation about marriage. Happy Married life guys. Where is my missing rib

Been waiting for you baby, I am right here love.

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apeleone:
pls stop having unprotected sex with any girl u r not married to STD is real your life is more important

I do ensure we go for test b4 balarring, just 2 of them though. ur advice is appreciated .thankx

joliyp:
if u are always right and everyone is wrong den check urself

I never said that i am a perfect being, and nothing is wrong with me ma

PLANETMARS:
only d capital letters wey u use type everytin reach to chase d babes.

bro na as e take pain me.

Stanleyafam:
Well, first of all you need to discover your self, now I don't know if you believe in God, but if you do, pray to Him for guidance and be patient, have the right mindset, stay off pre-marital sex pls, Hebrews 13:4 is clear on that, and watch how God will direct one to you, I had same issues but God brought the woman of my heart desires to me and I'm glad..

thanks bro, ur advice comes in handy... one of my new year resolutions is staying off premarital sex...atleast to stop the pregnancy claims.

ksstroud:
Op seems you are a lagosian.... In Lagos, it is hard...
But trust God...align yourself with right company...
Plus, I strongly believe in this school of thought "you attract whom you are "...watch yourself too

bro,thanks for ur opinion, @ i am what I attract,I seriously Dnt think it works here cos to the best of my ability I live a responsible life..sometimes I feel they are exploiting my calm nature.

sinaj:
U nid to consult d oracles

lol, consult an oracle indeed but on a serious note, why are ladies so so complicated? so confused set of beings... professing undying love for you and at the same time messing things up big time for you#istillwonder.

IS IT JUST ME OR HAS IT BECOME A TREND......? FINDING A GOOD GIRL FOR MARRIAGE HAS BECOME ALMOST AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK BOTH IN THE CHURCH AND OFF CHURCH.... THIS IS TWO YEARS OF SEARCHING NOW, ALL THE LADIES I HAVE MET ARE EITHER PRETENDERS OR WAY TOO BELOW SPECS..MOST OF THE BABES I HAD TO TRUST OVER THIS TWO YEAR PERIOD, BETRAYED MY LOVE EITHER BY DOUBLE DATING OR BY GETTING SO DESPERATE THUS LEADING TO MANIPULATIONS AND TRYING TO HANG ANOTHER MAN`S PREGNANCY ON ME...THOUGH I HAD ALWAYS GOTTEN THEM BY INSISTING ON DNA TEST AFTER CHILD BIRTH OF WHICH THE PREGNANCY CLAIMS HAD TO CHANGE TO I JUST HAD A MISCARRIAGE LATER THUS PUTTING AN END TO SUCH CLAIMS... SO PLZ TO THE MARRIED ONES IN THE HOUSE,HOW DID U GUYS DO IT. PEOPLE WED ALMOST EVERY DAY AND I WONDER WHETHER THESE GUYS AIN`T EXPERIENCING MY ORDEALS. SHOULD I JUST NEGLECT THE CHEATERS AND PUT ON THE RING? COS IT SEEMS LIKE 70% OF BABES I HAVE MET ARE ALL INTO DOUBLE DATING... MEANWHILE, THIS YEAR SHALL NOT PASS ME BYE, WALKING DOWN THE AISLE WITH MY YET TO BE KNOWN WIFEY BY GOD`S GRACE. #highlyexpectant.

tosyne2much:
I go reason am baba

Sure guy

tosyne2much:
Nice pix bro !

Thanks bro... I am a fan of your threads #10thingsinvolved.
one more thing abeg, I go need ur help on this one "10 ways to find your true love for men" cos the babes I don meet na fire and brimstone when I no dey hell fire.

pimpchi in the house #firsttympixonnairaland

You again? Gay oloshi. see as his thigh be like woman own...

1, leave my lecturing job and move into oil and gas industry especially offshore unit.
2, settle down with a super hot babe.

plz I don't hear Hausa, any interpreter in the house? will pay for ur services.



incoherent response about the chibok girls....those girls don enter one chance. #NaGodhandwedey

Which one be all these rubbish front page topic, picture of annie in d pool, aki and pawpaw in d toilet, Tonto inside her room. Mod, no carry this rubbish pattern enter new year.... Meanwhile receive sense in whatever name you worship. Go and sin no more.

The last picture though... Hope ur boyfriend hasn't drilled ur butthole up to ur cerebrum region? #gaypose

Repping ESUTITES... #ESHOOT class 07

nseke:
Two things are very important here,vis:your salvation is at stake.2.just undstd that it is a devilish dart at you,resist it with prayer-i avoid her like a plague:which shes' to your soul

Thanks

divinehand2003:
My dear OP, flee to another church to avoid stories that touch. She will never give up the Chase till u succumb to her advances.

That's my decision actually but how do I tell my pastor and the youth dept of which I am the vice secretary. Shouldn't the husband knw about this bad activities of the wife... The husband is such a good man, very selfless.. He doesn't deserve such a wife at all.

Hi everyone, i need your advise on this..., I stayed away from love for good 2yrs cos of my last experience with love and since then I have become much more engaged in church activities than before but the problem I am currently facing now is the pressure from my pastor's wife. I relocated to a new accommodation about 5months ago to Maryland and due to the distance of my former church which was is at Ayobo, I found one new generation church that I began attending and to be honest the pastor is a true man of God based on personal encounters but the wife has been a kinda awkward in a funny way towards me. I think she is interested in me sexually, I am old enough to decode body communications. It all started with her unnecessary stalking on my Facebook page, always starting unholy conversation with me about sex, like telling me how she doesn't enjoy her sex life, asking about Weda I enjoy BJ, talking about my lips to my eyes and how it reminds her of her ex and all that which I try as much as I can to down play. I got the first shock of my life on a particular Saturday, I went to help my pastor out with some computer database related ish in his house so along the line I got tired and needed some rest, so I laid on the cushion and b4 I knew it, I slept off only to be awoken by a chilling feeling down there with a wet lips.. On opening my eyes it was my pastor's wife kissing my lips and holding me down there...sincerely I froze for like 30secs, she jst smiled and told me that she has served a plate of rice for me on the dinning table.. I was dumbfounded, I couldn't talk and the food was least on my mind. I simply went back to finish up the stuff I ws doing, before I knew it she came back again, now in a revealing outfit and sat close by pretending to help me out in calling the names and numbers I was working on, then I asked after the pastor and she said that he left for a meeting the time I was asleep. I simply shut down the work, stood up and bid her farewell then left even with her plea on eating the food, I simply turned it down. My problem is that she has been stalking me everywhere and not ready to back down.. I have stayed off church for 3 months now, my pastor has been worried about my absence but how do I tell him that my predicament is his wife #mature advise please.