...i suffered from number one , even wen dey gave me green lyt .. i felt i shud nt use my academic status to take advantage of dem ..

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bro ... 42k ..am interested

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19 years old boi .... he should freed jawe

dere is power in the name of jesus to break every chain of violence in nigeria

teufelein:


you must out of your black assshole self...unreasonable black baboon.

waoh .. diz girl na mad woman .., oloshi sumbody .. quote me nd die by fire

teufelein:
[size=18pt]jonathan is unfortunately cluelessly an imbecillic fool...a very stupid creature![/size]

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God bless jonathan .. #gej till 2023 .... quote me and let sai baba deal with u

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When it comes to family planning most people don't think too
far outside the box. In fact if you ask a random person on the
street a basic question like, "At what age can a woman get
pregnant for the first time?" you'll likely hear the same answer,
"Some time in her teens?" Although this is normally the case
there's a lot of anomalies out there that can shock, scandalize,
or intrigue. Below are just some of the cases of very special
women, men, and families who have found themselves in the
record book. Enjoy!

Historically speaking living on a farm generally meant that
wives had to do the domestic chores while conceiving and
delivering as many babies as their body could muster.
The More the Merrier!
With all the controversy surrounding "Octo-mom" you might
think that having a set of eight babies is the record but you'd
be mistaken! In fact these large families are real eye openers on
the subject!

· Most Multiples Born at once: When it comes to large families
Australia and Malaysia know where it's at! On June 13, 1971 an
Australian family by the name of Broderick witnessed the arrival
of five sons and four daughters making this a multiple birth of
nunuplets (nine babies in all!) However this was the 1970's and
such births were rare and the medical knowlege for caring for
them was just as poor. Two sons were stillborn and the longest
surviving bundle of joy died just six days after birth.
The only other recorded nunuplets greeted the world for the
first time on March 26, 1999 in Malaysia. Their mother Mat Saad
successfully gave birth to all of them without any still births
but none of the babies lasted more than six hours.

· Most Natural Children Born to One Woman: Russia holds one
very staggering record for what must have been one very tired
woman! Since she lived in the 1700's and was a peasant so we
know very little about her but her name was Valentina
Vassilyeva and she had sixty-nine children including sixteen
sets of twins, seven sets of triplets, and four sets of
quadruplets. That would have accounted for no less than
twenty seven pregnancies between 1725-1765. And the topping
on this very large cake would be the fact that she somehow
managed to only lose two in infancy during a time when infant
mortality was very high. Her husband went onto to further fame
after she died he married a second wife where he sired 18 more
children bringing his personal record up to 87 children. What
ever happened to Mrs. Vassilyeva we may never know but
maybe somewhere out there she has a few hundred grand
children who might have part of the story...

· Most Children Sired by One Father: Having to incubate a baby
in your womb for nine months can really slow down the number
of children you're capable of having but what if you were a
man? How many children could you sire if you were say, the
last Sharifan Emperor of Morrocco? Historians believe that
Mulai Ismai holds this record, aided by no less than five
hundred wives. When he died in 1727, at the age of 81, he was
said to have left around eight hundred heirs. FWEW!
. Most Children Born to a Surrogate Mother: This is another one
of those controversial cases. Why would anyone want to carry a
stranger's baby? Although I can't answer this question Carole
Horlocke probably can. She gave birth to triplets for one family
but this wasn't enough. She would continue being a surrogate
until she birthed twelve babies, none of which were her own.

. Most Prolific Sperm Donor: For thousands of years infertile
couples had to either accept their lot in life or adopt. When
sperm banks came into existence they had a new ray of hope,
but when this medical practice was in it's infancy in the 1940's
there wasn't a lot of restrictions, protocols, or regulations.
Record keeping was often sketchy at best. A man by the name
of Bertold Wiesner knew this and he decided at one point to
use it to his advantage. He would often give couples sperm
"from a man of slightly above-average intelligence." Years later
when a lot of the babies started to look suspiciously like the
good old doc' people started to ask questions. Although we
can't tell for sure how many babies he sired using his own
donations the estimates are anywhere between 300-600.
Babies are not all the same at birth - some are real record
breakers like the 23 pound infant born though natural birth
in 1879.
Unique Infants
Sometimes it's not mom or dad getting all the publicity but
their bundle of record breaking joy.

· World's "Oldest Baby" - Some women enjoy their pregnancies,
but there are a whole lot of them that kvetch, "When is this
baby coming out?! It feels like it's been in there forever!" All
jokes aside the average pregnancy is 280 days, roughly nine
months. Beulah Hunter got pregnant in March of 1944. Her
period stopped, a pregnancy test came out positive, and
everything was going well until nine months came and went
and twenty-five year old Beulah remained pregnant. In fact
three more months would go by before she gave birth to a
perfectly normal baby weighing in at six pounds and 15 ounces.
Her prenatal doctors said the pregnancy was normal but the
baby had grown "exceptionally slowly" making her pregnancy
possibly the only one to last all of a year, clocking in at 375
days.

· Worlds Biggest Newborn: Anna Bates was a woman already
known for her unusually tall stature, standing over seven feet
tall, so perhaps it's not surprising her baby took a record as
well. In 1879 after an ungodly 36 hours of intense labor doctors
literally pulled her 23 pound megababy out of her. Anna
survived the ordeal but her baby only lived for eleven hours.
She never had any more children.

· World's Tiniest Surviving Premature Baby: Medical technology
has come a long way in taking care of premature babies. These
early deliveries would often be considered doomed but now
there's a lot of hope to be found in these cases. Still when
Amillia Sonja Taylor was born doctors were cautious. She'd
been born after only twenty two weeks of pregnancy. It was
October 24, 2004 and she was just nine and a half inches long,
a real paperweight as she didn't even make it to the ten ounce
mark on the scale. She spent a good long time in the hospital,
four months in all, but was released and survived to go home.
Sometimes the difference between parent and grandparent
can be negligible especially with some record breakers like
the world's youngest mom who gave birth at the age of 5.
The Oldest and Youngest Parents
At the beginning of this article I asked how old a girl can be to
get pregnant for the first time. Now I seek to ask the same of
boys and to add an additional question, "How old can a parent
be to have their last child?" These answers are some of the
most shocking and controversial stories of our time so proceed
with caution.

· Youngest Father on Record: What were you doing on your
eleventh birthday? Playing with bugs? Reading Spider Man
comics? Punching the girls for having cooties? Apparently little
Sean Stewart was too old for such nonsense. He had a
girlfriend, fifteen years of age, and they were together. Sean
was only eleven years and one month old when he got his
girlfriend pregnant. This exceptionally young British couple
welcomed their new baby into the world on January 20, 1998 to
a storm of likely unwanted publicity.

· Youngest Mother on Record: Perhaps one of our most tragic
stories today goes to a Peruvian girl named Lina Medina. At five
years of age, in 1939, she was gathered up and brought to a
hospital far from her village because her family believed she
had an abdominal tumor. Upon closer inspection doctors found
the tiny five year old had fully developed breasts and had
started having her periods when she was a mere three and a
half years of age. And so, at five years of age, doctors
performed a Cesarean section on her to get the baby out. Her
tiny hips would have never been able to give birth otherwise.
The family brought the baby home and raised it as little Lina
Medina's brother, not son. No one was ever prosecuted for
fathering such a child. Thirty three years later Lina gave birth to
her only other child, also a son. Lina's story continues to
intrigue and horrify. Although there's no way to tell for certain
doctors today theorize she may have had a problem with her
pituitary glands. This could have been the reason she
experienced full hormonal puberty while she was still a toddler.

· Oldest Father on Record: This record goes to another
Australian who probably believed you're never too old to have
more children! He witnessed the birth of his last child when he
was a puzzling ninety three years old. Les Colley was his name
and he had been a miner in his youth. He got to see his child
grow up a little but not too much as he passed away at the age
of 100.

· Oldest Mother on Record: The field of medical fertility went a
little awry when Maria del Carmen Bousada de Lara gave birth
to twins on December 29, 2006. Why? Because with much help
from fertility aids she managed to get pregnant when she was a
sprightly sixty seven years old!
Some Record-Breaking Grandparents
So now we've gone over all the amazing record breaking moms
and dads out there, and we've also seen some pretty
impressive babies, but this still leaves one category open - the
most record breaking grand parents. This takes multiple
generations of effort and here they are in all their glory.

Youngest Grandfather - The life of a British boy by the name of
Fale Wright was never going to be the same after his fourteen
year old girlfriend gave him a son. Life went on and Fale did the
best he could but he was astounded and probably partially
horrified to take on the title of the world's youngest grandfather
no less than fourteen years later when his son followed exactly
in his father's footsteps. Fale was twenty-nine years old and
not particularly amused.

Youngest Grandmother - In yet another disturbing turn of
events the women in this category beat the boys once again,
by a decade. How on earth is that possible? Well, it's possible
because Mum-Zi of Nigeria was only seventeen when she took
on the role of grandmother. She was one of the many women
and girls who lived in a harem belonging to Cheif Akkiri and
apparently when you have power no one cares if you're a
pedophile. The reason I say this is because Mum-Zi gave birth
to her first daughter when she was only eight years and four
months old. Her daughter then went on to follow in her
mother's foot steps exactly giving poor Mum-Zi a grand baby
only eight years later.

Most "greats" in a Grandparent - Augusta Bunge, a US citizen,
held a world record when she witnessed seven living
generations of her family meaning that her last grandson called
her great-great-great-great-grandma. She was the youngest to
carry on this seven generation title as she was only 109 and
ninety seven days old when she saw this grandson born in
January of 1989. Sarah Knauss holds the opposing record, also
seeing seven generations, she's the oldest to do so at 119
years of age.

source: www.hubpages.com/hub/Human-Reproductive-Records

Did you know that Buhari was asked to provide his school
certificate that was obtained 54 years ago before Independent?
Chaiii! Nigeria Politics..
I have learnt a lot from the Buhari certificate monomania. Since it
happened i started looking for all my certificates. Infact i have
safely kept my school fees receipt, I have as well kept my
handouts and lecture notes textbook, photos, in fact my signing
out white vest too. Who knows anybody may request for it. If
someone who schooled before independence can be asked to
present his certificate who am i. If you are lucky enough to still
have your secondary school uniform and sandals please keep it o!
Who knows any clueless person can ask for it. =))*rotfl*

i cant bliv some people actually blivd dis write up ... diz write up woz done by fnn(fake naija news).. some people tho

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funny .. buh i just commented incase it makes FP ...

does anyone want to sell or has anyone dat wants to sell bed space .. sodeinde hall shud quote ..

*in buharis voice* phis is mafness .. if u vote phor me , i cure him

Hauneg:
I couldn't play the video but I ve always loved Jagz cos he always stand out anywhere he is.
Pls help me with the name of the musician that sang "Amin".That kinda goes thus; help me say amin-amin.

dammy krane

braine:


Okay. Sodeinde boys are gangster like that. I loved the paroles at that hall back then. I see they're still keeping the pace.

bro .. sodeinde is d best hostel in unilag ... d have diz team spirit nd charisma ..fire service came late, boyz have to start fetchin water from outside d complex