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ObioratheBully:


Baba.. No spend all the money for beans up oh

lol

Me weh don upgrade?

I get chef

she does all the cooking

just be watching

this thread will be shut down

dunno why they dont want us to make money in this our community called nairaland

o ga ooo!

sollybaby:
piperson

awww

so swt

boobs

QueenSuccubus:
If I like the guy, I either bite my lips or at him...


No time to waste... My time is like plutonium.. Rare & expensive.

you aff spoil Tey Tey na

DaddySLY:
remember what we have is Priivate nah... come kiss me my queen of the galaxy

winnelyn aff join bahd gand

let her go

A Lady asked me a question this afternoon, infact it's not a new question anyway, "Ermmmm why do guys always sleep off immediately after SEX".. My eyes popped out, my heart skipped a beatand my blood grew hotter while giving a rustling sound through my veins.. I was angry, not at her but at Buhari because if we had electric power I wouldn't have left my apartment to receive cool breeze outside let alone being interrogated by this Lady. She noticed my unwelcoming countenance and immediately asked if I was offended by Her question.Aunty please tomorrow early morning, come out from your gate, Jog around your street from The beginning To The end only 10 times. When you finish, come and tell me how you feel.. You Ladies think it's easy? Bros will be untop you sweating like Shekau in sambissa for over 40 mins bouncing upandan and wyning his waist like Iyanya while you lie down like a log of wood screaming "baby go Deeper". Do You know The amount of energy that bros is dissipating during the pleasure race?.As if that's not enough the wicked girl will open her mouth and be whispering seductively "Baby I want more" cheesus! More wetin? You wan kill person pikin? Then you come here to ask me why men sleep immediately after sex.. Oya tell me what do You want Him to do? He should go to farm and harvest cassava for you? Or should he wash your clothes? No tell me!.. Why shouldn't the poor boy sleep?It's not an easy something.. Please Ladies when he's done, give him enough time to sleep and rest.. When he wakes up give him Good foodwith enough meat and fish.. if after eating he still looks tired, pet him to be sleep again.. sleep is very necessary after sex biko...

saddening

slevin1:
Hold on! ya name na 'queensuccubus' and u have a friend named 'smellyanus'? What has children of these days become?

that smellyanus senior ur uncle ooh

he's not a smaall shyde

cutiedave:
Ur mate dey go shiloh go pray...bt na babe u wan go dey find/mount for shiloh...

Dem still dey manufacture d koboko wey dem go use design ur yansh

Na hungry deh catch u

seunlly:
I no understand
but now I'm the winner.

check well

no be u

seunlly:
Now I'm the winner
biko#

how na?

makydebbie:
Hopefully, I will.

no wam

I go set compass

I go mount u dia

RoyWealth:
Your own dey road, iPhone 8

noo

me I wan learn how to fish

Winnelyn:
i love dem asslicker easy to handle lol see as the lady open yansh choi I love that ima try that style for lala

u af join bahd gang
u af join secret cult

makydebbie:
I am not understanding sef



But I'm not a guy I'm talking for them

will you still attend shiloh?

kinggogo:
Ahswear na crack heads full dis forum . Which kain pinshure b dis so if i wan go work on an early monday maunin, na 2 bring her fat asss mk i first suck and 2 u its happiness

Whah nonsense

Mtchewww

Bruh
take am easy nau

shuuu

photoshoot:


guyyy, I wan know maybe I fit come help her out ni, instead of subjecting the poor cucumber to

If I be ashawo, you be wetin

help her kini??

haba

she's a small girl abeg

she doesn't even know what cucumber means

she sees it a very nourishing vegetable

she's 15 bruuh

so easy

RETIREDMUMU:
I PITY SEUN FOR CREATING THIS FORM, NA CRACKKKHEEAD FULL HAM PASS.


SO THE PLACE WHERE MYSTERIOUS DIRTY ODOUR BLOOD COMES FROM MONTHLY YOU GON DEY POST FOR HERE ABII??




I COMMAND SENSE INTO UR OP AND YOU COMMENTATORS

lol

@ retiredmumu

photoshoot:
Cucumber abi?

na only that comment u see to quote

#ashawo

makydebbie:
In case of necessity

My brother told me, we should be prepared for whatever life gives us


Anyways I'm not a guy

why is your personal text not corolating with this your post nau

NemzySeries:
wat kind of uncircumcised post I dis 4 christ sake?

see am

condom carriers

QueenSuccubus:
Hahahahahah... Nope.. I'm on my bed actually, doing what a woman shud do

abi naahh

enjoyment

taking a nap!

makydebbie:
I saw it but I'm not the finest.

ehnn

u sure?

make research well o

Laveda:
In case of Emergency.

Dbanj knows better.

Abi?
na true sef

u've experienced it too abi?

makydebbie:
me?

that's what one boi like that said


check ya mentions na

QueenSuccubus:



How u know it's me?

it's spiritual

even now I deh see u as u deh baff for bathroom

Guys that carry Condoms in their Wallets, what exactly is your purpose in life? So As you are walking on the road are you hoping to see a girl and you will just climb her abi? Are you a fowl?.. I'm not understanding

QueenSuccubus:



I think any couple having an active sexual life, is a happy couple


But lemme ask SmellingAnus... He knows better than me

trapqueen77

makydebbie:
Lol..see asslicker

fine geh
I hear say na yhu fine pass for NL

sinaj:
ass licker

Oya
gv ya reason