A Lady asked me a question this afternoon, infact it's not a new question anyway, "Ermmmm why do guys always sleep off immediately after SEX".. My eyes popped out, my heart skipped a beatand my blood grew hotter while giving a rustling sound through my veins.. I was angry, not at her but at Buhari because if we had electric power I wouldn't have left my apartment to receive cool breeze outside let alone being interrogated by this Lady. She noticed my unwelcoming countenance and immediately asked if I was offended by Her question.Aunty please tomorrow early morning, come out from your gate, Jog around your street from The beginning To The end only 10 times. When you finish, come and tell me how you feel.. You Ladies think it's easy? Bros will be untop you sweating like Shekau in sambissa for over 40 mins bouncing upandan and wyning his waist like Iyanya while you lie down like a log of wood screaming "baby go Deeper". Do You know The amount of energy that bros is dissipating during the pleasure race?.As if that's not enough the wicked girl will open her mouth and be whispering seductively "Baby I want more" cheesus! More wetin? You wan kill person pikin? Then you come here to ask me why men sleep immediately after sex.. Oya tell me what do You want Him to do? He should go to farm and harvest cassava for you? Or should he wash your clothes? No tell me!.. Why shouldn't the poor boy sleep?It's not an easy something.. Please Ladies when he's done, give him enough time to sleep and rest.. When he wakes up give him Good foodwith enough meat and fish.. if after eating he still looks tired, pet him to be sleep again.. sleep is very necessary after sex biko...

I guess you have been getting down with amateur for you to do all the work for 40 minutes. Btw, most naija gals are just lazy in bed

Lmfaoo

After heavy work, make him no sleep

But I'm still a teen sha
I'm not understanding
The person below me will answer you cos the person na badt

slurryeye:
I guess you have been getting down with amateur for you to do all the work for 40 minutes. Btw, most naija gals are just lazy in bed

Na only deeper dem sabi say.

Adanna86:
Lmfaoo

You no dey sleep ?

seunny4lif:

You no dey sleep ?

I'm in oyinbo land 12 hrs ahead of naija

Ok
You no go work

Adanna86:
I'm in oyinbo land 12 hrs ahead of naija

seunny4lif:

Ok
You no go work

nope not on weekends lol

seunny4lif:

Na only deeper dem sabi say.

No mind them, lie down like log of wood saying deeper

slurryeye:


No mind them, lie down like log of wood saying deeper

Lol
Those girls are something else
No fitness nothing nothing
Just to watch Africa Magic and sex just like Arabs

Adanna86:
nope not on weekends lol

Ok
Nice one sha
Which country is that ooooh

seunny4lif:

Ok
Nice one sha
Which country is that ooooh

New Zealand hobbit land

That's nice joor
You be half Nigerian ?

Adanna86:


New Zealand hobbit land

at least after d fuk cuddle her and gist small.. them go jus turn face the other side begin snore so boring..

sollybaby:
at least after d fuk cuddle her and gist small.. them go jus turn face the other side begin snore so boring..

smh

see this good geh have join bahd gang

Don't corrupt me, i'm still a kid, i dont understand what you're talking about OP.

BUT

Do you think it's an easy job doing "Mortal and Pestle"?

slurryeye:
I guess you have been getting down with amateur for you to do all the work for 40 minutes. Btw, most naija gals are just lazy in bed

no be lie ooo,naija gals are so damn lazy ,just common 20 mins dem dey complain say body dey pain dem, I can only recall one calabar girl lasting 3 hours with me,mhennn the girl was energetic, unlike other tribe girls,if you never bang calabar girl before, u never bang be DAT.