I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3 condoms, looked at them
curiously for a while wondering how on earth I could use them.
The Lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and asked sincerely,
''Have you ever used a condom?
Do you know how to put it on?''
I blushed and said,"No!"
The lady took one condom and opened it and wore it on her thumb as
an example.

"This is how you wear it. You have to make sure its tight!''
I was even more puzzled by this.
I was just an innnocent young man.
She noticed how shy and confused I was. "You must be a virgin," she
said teasingly.
"Have you ever had sex?"... She asked.. l said, ''No!"

Then she looked around the
shop;there was no one but just the 2 of us.
She called me behind the counter, opened
the door leading to the back rooms and invited me in.
She quickly locked the door,told me to hurry up...
"We don't have time!"
She said.

She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down,opened her legs and
layed her back on a table.
Then she told me to wear the condom on just like she had told me.
I did, and she pulled me close, and oh yes there I Was right deep
inside her wet sweet flesh. ......

But Oh My God no, in just two minutes inside it was just too much
and I came, tsaaa tsaaa tsaaa tsaaaa twii twii tsaaa ziii.!!
The lady feels it too, she feels the hot fluid inside her,and asks me,
''Did you put the condom on like I told you?"
"Yes I did. Just like you told me!" I replied.
She says, ''Lets see!"
(I showed her)
"Oh shit!" she screamed. "You are supposed to wear it on your PENIS
not on your THUMB, you fool...!!!..
.
.
That's how I became a dad

haha......nice joke

I see

just negodu

Weytin person no go read finish for NL.... Which kind yeye smelling lie be this sef?

LMAO...This really got me mehn........Welcome on board The babies daddy association

look guys its not a joke am crious

I've read this story years ago

A funny old joke, but stop personalising what's not yours, jst indicate u re sharing

jobnation:
look guys its not a joke am crious

and you finally convinced yourself with this your lie, now you want to confuse us too?


O ya goan sleep.

boobs

For making me giggle take one like

The only joke on NL that got me cracking my ribs.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

How does it feel to be a dad now?

Hope u dey enjoy am now?

Lmaaoo so funny..At least there's postinor there