₦airaland Forum

sleekyonyx:
I know of one that sounds like a cow...kuchikau

haha haha...the person must have his origin traced to the zoo..

kuchikau:
...


...your pathetic opinion dosent change the fact that you are still a PROSTITUTE.

ur mom lived a wayward life, so sad u became the end product...what a waste prostitute oshi

kuchikau:
...

Prostitute

Are U always so stupiid or is today a special occassion? calling u stupiid is even an insult to stuppid pple, ur a worst case scenerio

You are welcome

[b][thanks]

Perverts everywhr

Hummm

kuchikau:
...

Do u menstruate? How do u Smell?

Best word to describe u....
Nin.com.poop: A sillly, fooolish or a stewpid person

That's exactly what u are kuchiCOW

kuchikau:
...

Hope u ve been posted.

kuchicow,mumu,ode, ishie,olodo, itiboribo Receive small sense.
How I wish I can slap some sense into u...punkk

kuchikau:
...

Do u menstruate? How do u smell? Is your TOTO big?

Who gave birth to this Animal? Fowl brain

TerrorSquad147:
is this one ok

he's deranged, waste of sperm

kuchikau:
...

U appears frustrated

dis HE-GOAT need to be banned.. No respect for womanhood. you're not even ashamed to say u sleep wit ur own mother, pervert. The thunder that will fire that thing in btwn ur leg eh...

kuchikau:
...
Silly question? You must be a product of multiple sexual scandal.

My question remains...why is ur TOTO BIG and why do blood flow uncontrollably from it.

dont u dare display ur foolishnessss in my face again.... GOAT

kuchikau:
....

You must explain why ur TOTO big and why blood dey flow from it.

Excuse me Sir, you've been asked to run along with ur stu.pidity. So y are u still here asking s...illy questions? Go and ask ur sisters at home....nonsens

christaddicted:
I always close my eyes in reading post like this.

better open that ur eyes...

ofeshe:
Pisure or else idonblivit

wait for pix, u hear

Nigerdeltaboi:
just sucking ohh , what if the guy bleep you nko ...the thing go swell like balloon

I vote

Vizkiz

Cc: NLJEGA

I vote Vizkiz

Cc: NLJEGA

Lol...I just stumbled on this and decided to share it...
I believe we are all matured
No bashing pls...
Just pick a number...


1. Razor bump pvssy. She’s still experimenting with the best Gillette model. The new razor with five blades caused a surprising amount of irritation.

2. Honda Civic pvssy. The most common type of pussy. Reliable and basic with clean lines.

3. INTJ pussy. The clitoris is out just enough to make a pleasant introduction, but she’s not exactly dancing on the bar.

4. Cunnilingus pussy. Another common pvssy type with strong clitoris action. Easy to go down on if you do that sort of thing (I don’t).

5. Vintage porn pvssy. Humans have long since evolved, so you won’t find a young girl with this pussy anymore.

6. Lazy pvssy. She’s putting in zero effort with her appearance yet still expects guys to approach her all night. You suspect she alternates between only two “going out” outfits.

7. Spinster pvssy. This scraggly and worn pussy gave up and is ready for the body attached to it to die.

8. Dog ear in the wind pvssy. The clitoris flaps around like it has a mind of its own, but trying to understand its movements will only confuse you.

9. Rain drop pussy. One more drop of pvssy flesh and the surface tension will no longer be able to hold the entire apparatus to her body. I like the clitoris here more than the dog ear in the wind pussy because it’s easier to diddle.

10. Pedophile pvssy. Perverted men put it all on the line to score this virginal pussy. It’s as pristine as a mountain spring—can you blame them?

11. Predator pussy. If you stare at this pvssy for 40 seconds, an image of the Predator alien will pop out at you.

12. Big pvssy. Easy entry/exit, but she won’t feel anything if you’re not well-equipped. She’ll be polite, though, and let out a few token moans at your ineffective thrusts.

13. Experienced pvssy. This pussy tries to fake but those bumps don’t lie. They act like tree rings and are easily measurable by trained scientists.

14. Social anxiety pvssy. Awkward body language and tonality. You need a lot of pre-intimacy with this one.

15. Domestic violence pvssy. The pussy got out of line so the man had to slap it around, leading to a swollen, tender appearance. (That reminds me—what do you say to a girl with a black eye? Answer: Bitch I already told you once!)

16. Diarrhea pvssy. This pussy ate a bad meal from Taco Bell and is now shooting semi-digested pellets into the toilet bowl.

17. Toyota Camry pvssy. Roomier version of the Honda Civic pussy and more reliable with lower maintenance costs. Bring along a couple of your friends. (Editor’s Note: This is my favorite pussy type. I don’t have time to figure out how pussy works—I just want to hop in and get to my destination as quickly as possible.)

18. Last minute pvssy. God didn’t decide on the gender of this pvssy until the last minute, hence the huge meaty bit that makes penetration extra challenging.

19. Chubby pvssy. You look at this pvssy and are not sure whether to recommend the cookie diet or P90X.

20. Shy pussy. More outgoing than social anxiety pussy, but her constant silence makes you wonder, “Does she like me? Is she playing games?”

21. Developmentally stunted pvssy. If they caught the problem early then an endocrinologist could have prescribed a hormone treatment, but unfortunately it’s too late now and what you got is a pussy that is small and under-powered.

22. Used to be fat pvssy. This pussy has lost so much weight that the remaining skin is flabby and loose like an overripe pear.

23. McMansion pvssy. You love this pvssy in the beginning, bragging to your friends about all the extra storage space it contains, but then once you see your electric bill you wish you bought something more economical.

24. Eagle pvssy. Wings in the back offer more stability during flight. Graceful, earnest.

25. Interstate highway pvssy. When they built this pussy it was like a dream to drive on the freshly paved asphalt, but overdevelopment of the surrounding areas has led to intolerable sprawl.

26. Anteater pvssy. How your grandma’s pussy looks like. Loosening muscle and skin has forced the first couple inches of the vaginal canal to prolapse outside of the body. Grandpa ain’t complaining though… that sly devil.

27. Terminator pvssy. One of Skynet’s first models. The clitoris has a formidable exoskeleton that will swallow up your dick if you don’t disable the chip first.

28. Turkey pvssy. Wings, giblet, caruncle, wattle—you got it all here. Starter package comes with special handling instructions and food for the first month.

29. Department store pvssy. It looked great when you tried it on in the fitting room, but at home it looks a little off. Maybe it’s one size too small?

30. Morbidly obese pvssy. When this pvssy gets sick you need to need to call the special ambulance with the human crane. All hands on deck!

pamcode:
eyah i can feel your pain and i can take it all away If you want.

U wish

Who love epp?

Fvck all my exes...

dammywapes:
have been struggling with pimples from my year one in the university. anybody that have tips on how i can get rid of it should please offers some help.

my dear, it's ur hormones....nothing may work for you now until u put to birth and pls modify the topic... Read wht you typed

I vote

VIZKIZ

Cc: NLJEGA

Vizkiz
I want to vote for only u
Send me the link wen it's time ok.

I VOTE VIZKIZ

CC: NLJEGA

A friend begged me to share this, pls read.
Her story....

I've been dating this sweet guy. 2 months into our relationship we got intimate for the first time.
So on Saturday, we decided to go for shopping, then after that we proceeded to have lunch at a fast food. And finally we went to his place in the evening, it was a nice and cozy apartment.

It was actually my first time in his place. So he started by telling me how much he loves me and have prayed for this wonderful moment, then he pulled me closer and started kissing me softly..... like hungry dogs we hugged passionately, touching, sucking, biting, and licking off eachother.

His hands found my boobs, he gently squeeze the left one while sucking the right one. Then he threw me on the bed, removed my panties and started sucking my pvssy like his whole life depended on it, he sucked on it for over 30 mins.

I just kept moaning softly...after a while I started feeling uneasy cos I was hurting, and I kept screaming and begging him to stop...but he didn't stop, he must have thought I was getting maximum pleasure from it. I tried to pull him out, but he sort of over powered me with his head buried deeper.

So I had to slap him really hard on the face....before he finally stopped. He was really shocked. So I quickly dashed into the restroom to check ....And to my greatest surprised I noticed my labia minora have become red and swollen, almost the size of an apple.

So I had to dress up and I left his place without saying a word. He offered to drop me off, but I refused. He's been calling me, but I've refused to answer the phone. Now I'm really scared. The swelling haven't gone down. I hope it gets better by morning. Who else have experienced this?...ladies in the house.

Enough Already...

mizzbouqui:
That means its demonic since it's nowhere in the bible, so many people indulge in it especially we yoruba's you will hear something like "ti moba fi ihoho sepe fun e".

someone prayed unclad in the bible can remember who..lemme check.

Tundecool:
Wah dyu wanna say??

nothing dear...

Ab025:
Simple#

You are still single because you turned down the real nice guys that would really want to build a family with you....and accepted the ones that are only out for your punna!

...... A lot of gals are still single because of this reason, no be only u!!

what is punna?? Ok let's assume it means heart... should they continue breaking my hrt (punna)?

Tundecool:
I'm always nice to girls, but they always ditch me
Why is it that most girls don't live up to my
expectations?

Cause each time I try to think there's a glimmer of
decency in them (girls) they always prove me wrong.
A lot of girls always compliment me by telling me I'm handsome, so why am I still single?

This and many more questions have been on my
mind.


Sister, we're in the same shoes!

what can I say now?