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Romance › Re: See The Question I Asked That Made Her Angry... by plankton(m): 5:33pm On Dec 28, 2015

SexyStrawberry:
Mehn Op! u were too direct! hehehehehehehe, but her actions to me shows that she's guilty of something, lemme not say guilty of abortion o! hehehehehehe if na me u ask that question, I will definitely be shocked at first coz for u to ask me that thing, hmmmm e be like say my body don show u signs and u just want to confirm, lolzzzzzz but I will still answer u nonetheless, but anyway just apologise and give her time, she will come back to her senses.
We ladies are complex beings u know

I though as much.
even though the question is too direct I see no big deal in the question, all an Ideal woman would've done is to
IF SHE'S NOT GUILTY: look straight into the guys eye and tell him "no babe, and that's an insult" and the Ideal guy will quickly respond with I'm sorry. but
IF SHE'S GUILTY: the above reactions is what I'll get. not bold enough to admit it. look at it critically

Romance › Re: See The Question I Asked That Made Her Angry... by plankton(m): 5:33pm On Dec 28, 2015

SexyStrawberry:
Mehn Op! u were too direct! hehehehehehehe, but her actions to me shows that she's guilty of something, lemme not say guilty of abortion o! hehehehehehe if na me u ask that question, I will definitely be shocked at first coz for u to ask me that thing, hmmmm e be like say my body don show u signs and u just want to confirm, lolzzzzzz but I will still answer u nonetheless, but anyway just apologise and give her time, she will come back to her senses.
We ladies are complex beings u know

Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Sleep With A Wife Material On First Date? by plankton(m): 7:59am On Dec 28, 2015

Everybody is entitled to their own opinion but I just don't understand the way some pple reason at times, you go on a date with a girl, you as the guy initiated sex, lets assume she didn't give in immediately or she did give in immediately, doesn't matter but she did give in, and you now claim she's not or will not be a wife material? TF, who initiated d sex in the first place? Now you as a guy that had sex with a girl on the first date, i guess ur perfect and you consider urself an husband material. God help us with these sort of mentalities[/quote]yeah anyone can make a mistake.

that she make a mistake is not enough to rub her of that *wiffy* materials

mind u, qualities of chastity don't make you a good wife

Family › Re: Mentally-Unstable Woman Seen With Her Baby Wondering In Ogba, Lagos by plankton(m): 11:00am On Dec 23, 2015

EdCure:
First picture: Very touching. She was gazing straight into the eyes of her lovely baby.

Even in situation of insanity, mother's love for her child still remains unshaken and unquestionable.

May God send help her way.

Dear God of the Innocent, please forgive her sins, if she's truely innocent please send her your helping hand. Amen

Celebrities › Re: Seyi Shay Marks Her 30th Birthday With Some Sexy Braless Photos by plankton(m): 3:11am On Dec 23, 2015

osedvgirl:
smallie bwest like ______

not everyone that's crazy about Mellon like boobs

Romance › Re: Should A Woman Have A Side Guy In Case Of Disappointment By Her Main Man? by plankton(m): 5:24am On Aug 26, 2014

Vikky014: In my opinion,a girl shld nt be sleeping around in d name of side guy like most men do,rada she shld be 9ice to evry guy be it ur main guy or whteva,except if d main man hav paid ur bride price,(so am actually FTC*currently dancing tnx to Glo*)

Well said Bro
Yeah dnt go sleeping around cos a large percent of Bros out thr (including myself) wana poke you but wouldn't get married to a poked or over poked babe

Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Troops Kill Sheik Zakzaky’s Son, Others In Zaria by plankton(m): 7:18am On Jul 26, 2014

God bless u sir
I dnt how some set of people can b this foolish and barbaric

Allohrandy: foolish people.
how about you guys protest about the insecurity in Nigeria. over a thousand northern Nigerians have been killed by bokoharam and over 200 teen girls have been kidnap and rape by boko haram but you guys did not protest. Rather you chose to protest on matters that don't concern you

Celebrities › Re: Tuface And His Family Arrive In Eket For His Wedding by plankton(m): 11:01pm On Mar 08, 2013

RedBenson: Tuface couldnt afford to loose her because of her special ways of preparing sumptous meals for his tommy. Have u forgotten Afang soup and Edikang Ikong?

Akwa Ibom Isong ho!

Iyayayayaya.aaahh iyai.

Celebrities › Re: Tuface And His Family Arrive In Eket For His Wedding by plankton(m): 10:54pm On Mar 08, 2013

Treasure19: If ur wifey is nt frm Akwa Ibom, Da, ame miss!!!

mbok ting do no mmo.
eme eneke emix nkpo!

NYSC › Re: Why Do You Think Nysc Should Be Scrap Off/ How Have You Been Disapointed By Nysc by plankton(op): 1:04pm On Mar 02, 2013

I'm a Nigerian Graduate thatz due for Service yet i'v been denied of that opportunity, even though i'm willing to serve.
God help Nigeria.

NYSC › Why Do You Think Nysc Should Be Scrap Off/ How Have You Been Disapointed By Nysc by plankton(op): 12:57pm On Mar 02, 2013

NYSC Use to be a thing of joy to be called upon to serve Mother land Nigeria, today its a thing of sorrow and nightmare. The increas in irregularity, bribery and corruption has torn the system apart, leading to the disapointment and hurt of thousand of Nigerian.
I hereby call on the FG to take a careful look at the System and her newly employed policies.

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by plankton(m): 10:17pm On Feb 28, 2013

mencade5: As for eksbabe, i wish i culd make her undastand. As for nitane, pyong tai chung tsao tait chi park ji sung pyong. ( sobbing in chinese)

hahaha ma boi
Lao tsung hu nitane ying Kong (pls stop running arrnd nitane) or has she not told u abt me)?

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by plankton(m): 3:08pm On Feb 28, 2013

donted: All error list made it cos I fell into the category Thank God o. I av collected my call up letter.

what skul plx

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by plankton(m): 3:01pm On Feb 28, 2013

My Money grows lyk a tree: (chk it out)
www.incomegrow.net?yhoungkingz

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by plankton(m): 2:49pm On Feb 28, 2013

Barryp: Kogi State Polytechnic Lokoja has just released d callup letters. NB: all those on error list made it!

in Kogi Poly was there a case of Prefering Poly jamb to UME studnts for d correctd list cos dat d case wth Riv Poly

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by plankton(m): 2:48pm On Feb 28, 2013

Barryp: Kogi State Polytechnic Lokoja has just released d callup letters. NB: all those on error list made it!

in Kogi Poly was a case of Prefering Poly jamb to UME studnts for d correctd list cos d case wth Riv Poly

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by plankton(m): 11:01am On Feb 28, 2013

mencade5: Hong kong chinese. This wey Nysc cause done change my tongue o. I tire. (kung pyang chung tao tsung NYSC, kang ping pyong chung).

NYSC, JAMB, NUC, NBTE, kung fu liu yeng or liu kang n shao kan CALL UP LETTERS, me WHYT Attires make i go CAMP. mmtchw grin

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by plankton(m): 11:01am On Feb 28, 2013

mencade5: Hong kong chinese. This wey Nysc cause done change my tongue o. I tire. (kung pyang chung tao tsung NYSC, kang ping pyong chung).

NYSC, JAMB, NUC, NBTE, kung fu liu yeng or liu kang n shao kan CALL UP LETTERS, me WHYT Attires make i go CAMP. mmtchw

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by plankton(m): 10:56am On Feb 28, 2013

mencade5: Hong kong chinese. This wey Nysc cause done change my tongue o. I tire. (kung pyang chung tao tsung NYSC, kang ping pyong chung).

NYSC, JAMB, NUC, NBTE, kung fu liu yeng or liu kang n shao kan CALL UP LETTERS, WHYT MATERIAL make i go CAMP. mmtchw

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by plankton(m): 10:47am On Feb 28, 2013

mencade5: Kwan angyu kung tsao shangai twap yap kosai yung. (we are still waiting 4 d letters o.)

hahahahaha
thatz ma boy.
Show them
no fear Master dey ya back grin

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by plankton(m): 10:46am On Feb 28, 2013

mencade5: Kwan angyu kung tsao shangai twap yap kosai yung. (we are still waiting 4 d letters o.)

hahahahaha
thatz ma boy.
Show them
no fear Master dey ya back

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by plankton(m): 9:45am On Feb 28, 2013

mencade5: am waiting patiently to meet reeeT Face to face in campus today to give her a very big hug. *patiently loading...*

Su hung Ling yu (meaning: u na badt boi.)
if i hia say i luk 4 my sweet reeT enh... yung ku fung sung angry

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by plankton(m): 9:38am On Feb 28, 2013

nitane25: JUmong lee jo ko yongpoyaa lol

yeah! Sing sung hu yu hung Lee outrage n reeT zing lang

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by plankton(m): 9:27am On Feb 28, 2013

dmalam: i think d error wl be corrected n thy wl be posted to eida borno or yobe...dis means thy wl be in camp dis comin april..im not sure

Na wa o, dmalaam
y u dey fall ya handz?
C as u dey jonz

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by plankton(m): 7:21am On Feb 28, 2013

Lin yang li sing cho jacky hu sung lin jet.
Sang yang yung king wung hu chang lee chung ku Mencade, dmalam, nitan, uchesis, nikky matowski, yorkiti and my humble self PLANKTON.

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by plankton(m): 6:58am On Feb 28, 2013

dmalam: yes, but e no wrk...

Ok this tym try not dilute it, a highly concentrated 1 should do it

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NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by plankton(m): 5:30am On Feb 28, 2013

dmalam: house mates mek una hlp me o...i enta bend down n check buy white shorts.i soak dem fr wata, jik dem n washd dem like 3 times on different dayz...still d okrika smell no wan comot...wetin i go do

its URGENT pls...!!!!"!""

Have u try adding H2SO4 cry

it should work

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by plankton(m): 5:13am On Feb 28, 2013

manny4u: God don catch u my surname starts wit U.

U.... Uruguay

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by plankton(m): 5:10am On Feb 28, 2013

okenny2ky: NYSC 2013 Service Year
2013 BATCH ‘A‘ POSTING
The 2013 Batch ‘A‘ Prospective
Corps Members are advised to
check their posting and collect
their callup letters from Thursday
28th Feb. Foreign trained Nigerian
graduates are to collect their own
from the NYSC secretariats of
their states of domicile as
indicated during registration.
Report to camps on time pls as NO
late registration will be
entertained. NYSC wishes you a
hitch-free service year. It has also been confirmed that 90% of the error list are also mobilized

Pls can u explain the case of d 10% left on error list

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by plankton(m): 12:44pm On Feb 27, 2013

Has any1 heard anything about d Polytechnics?

Updates plz

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by plankton(m): 10:58pm On Feb 26, 2013

frankgreat: For all those dere name came out on d error list, and u submited ur jamb admission letter wen sch demanded for it b rest assured u ll receive ur callup letter..am a victim nd I av sum1 check it out for me at nysc, I av a callup number, and my letter has bin printed, serving a lagos..dere ws a delay in d printing on friday due to problem frm jamb buh printing continued on saturday and letters left abj yestaday

Abeg abeg abeg help me ask ya guy of d Developmnt wth Polytecnic, did those on error list made d batch?

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