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That's why politicians don't like leaving the post of leadership.

They have a lot of useless benefits.

Anywhere I see IMF, I scroll past.




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Lol
This miscreant.
Mtchewww. Nonsense upon ingredients.

drimzsmoke:
Computes will never replace HUMANS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
With everything up there, you still didn't answer his question😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

I posted a "layman's" version, my chief.
Do well to check

As a sidebar - ChatGPT ya werey gan

CaptainThunder:
Thank you chief, I am way better now and no longer depressed.

Welcome, bro.
Overthinking no fit solve problems.

Stay jiggy

Sure! Here's a simple, layman's explanation of what this test result is saying:

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🔍 What Is This Test About?
This is a semen test (SFA) done to check a man's sperm health – to see how many sperm are there, how well they move, and if there’s any infection.
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📊 Main Findings
1. Sperm Count:
✅ You have a good number of sperm – this is a good thing.

2. Sperm Movement (Motility):
⚠️ Only 15% of the sperm are active and swimming properly.
About 35% are moving slowly, and 50% are not moving at all (dead).
👉 This can make it harder to get a woman pregnant, even though the number of sperm is okay.

3. Sperm Quality:
✅ 80% of your sperm look normal. This is a good sign.

4. Infection Found:
⚠️ The lab found a small amount of bacteria called Staphylococcus aureus in your sperm. This might mean a mild infection.
There are also some white blood cells, which the body uses to fight infection.

5. Antibiotics Test:
They tested which drugs can kill the infection.
✅ The ones that work best are:
Azithromycin
Rocephin
Streptomycin
Peflacine

❌ Some other antibiotics won’t work for this infection.
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🩺 What Does This Mean For You?
You are producing sperm, which is good.
But many of your sperm are weak or not moving, which can affect fertility (ability to make a woman pregnant).
There may be a mild infection, which can also affect sperm health.
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✅ What You Should Do
1. See a doctor (preferably a urologist) with this report.
2. The doctor may give you antibiotics to treat the infection.
3. After treatment, you may need to repeat the test to check if sperm movement improves.

4. Try to:
Eat healthy (fruits, veggies, nuts, zinc-rich foods)
Avoid alcohol, smoking, and stress
Don’t wear tight underwear
Avoid heat around the private area
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Let me know if you want help writing a message to your doctor or partner to explain this gently.

This is a Semen Analysis Report (SFA test). Here's a breakdown and interpretation of the findings:
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🔬 PART 1: General Observation
Normal Cells: 80%
Abnormal Cells: 20%
✅ This is within a fairly acceptable range. Fewer abnormal cells indicate better semen quality.

Comment: Normospermia
✅ This means the semen parameters fall within the normal range (based on WHO standards).
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🦠 Culture Result
Yielded scanty growth of Staphylococcus aureus
⚠️ A small amount of Staph aureus bacteria was found. This can sometimes be a contaminant or may indicate a mild infection.
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💊 Antibiotic Sensitivity

This shows how the bacteria (Staph aureus) respond to various antibiotics:

Antibiotic Sensitivity
Rocephin +++ (Very sensitive) ✅
Penicillin R (Resistant) ❌
Gentamicin R ❌
Cefturoxime R ❌
Augmentin R ❌
Levofloxacin + ✅
Clarithromycin R ❌
Tobramycin R ❌
Septrin R ❌
Ciproxin (Ciprofloxacin) R ❌
Streptomycin ++ ✅
Tarivid (Ofloxacin) R ❌
Peflacine ++ ✅
Azithromycin +++ (Very sensitive) ✅

✅ Best choices for treatment (based on sensitivity):

Azithromycin
Rocephin
Streptomycin
Peflacine
⚠️ A doctor should prescribe treatment after full evaluation. Self-medication is not advised.

🧪 PART 2: Semen Analysis

Parameter Result Interpretation

Method Masturbation Standard method
Colour Creamy Normal
pH 8.0 Slightly alkaline (normal range: 7.2–8.0)
Volume 2.5 ml Normal (≥1.5 ml) ✅
Viscosity Viscous Slightly thick; could affect motility
WBC/HPF 3–5 Mild increase; possible mild infection
RBC/HPF Nil Normal ✅
Sperm Count 46 million/ml Normal (≥15 million/ml) ✅
Sperm Concentration 115 million/ejaculate Normal ✅

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🏃 Sperm Motility

Type Result Interpretation
Active Cells 15% Low ❌ (WHO recommends ≥32% progressive)
Sluggish Cells 35% High ⚠️
Dormant/Dead 50% High ❌

➡️ Only 15% of sperm are actively moving, which is below normal.
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📋 Summary
Diagnosis: Normospermia (normal sperm count and volume).
Concerns:
Low motility (15% active)
High proportion of sluggish and dead cells (85% combined)
Slight infection (Staph aureus) with mild WBC elevation
Antibiotics: Azithromycin or Rocephin may be effective for the infection, but this needs to be confirmed by a doctor.
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✅ Recommendations

1. Visit a doctor (preferably a urologist) with this report.
2. Treat infection with appropriate antibiotics.
3. Repeat semen analysis 2–3 weeks after treatment.
4. Lifestyle advice:
Avoid hot baths, tight underwear
Reduce alcohol, smoking
Eat a healthy diet (rich in zinc, antioxidants)

Let me know if you want help explaining this to someone or writing a doctor's consultation summary.

Courtesy of ChatGPT

Location, please.

140k final offer from my end.


Bababa

Why are APC folks so scared of Obi?

If you want to see an APC stooge manifesting his evil spirits, mention Obi. They'll start manifesting in full display.

Very funny

CoronaVirusPro:
🤣😃🤣😃🤣

A gathering of political puppets and prostitutes.

Y’all still find it very hard and difficult to accept that His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) is gunning till 2031.

It will be easier for Arsenal FC to win the Champions League than for them to succeed.

Some of you really fail to acknowledge the demigod status of His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR)

Anyways, Y’all cannot do more than you did in the last election and we know how to tame you guys.

You can't do more than a kpaied tsetse fly, my bro. At most, you'd play the tribalism card. Nothing more.

First of all, change your bedsheets/pillow cases. Change every 4 days.
Also, check your bathing water. Change your sponge if possible.
Use a dedicated towel to mop your face.
Be careful about the soap/cream you use.
Maintain proper hygiene and don't touch your face with dirty hands.
If possible,see a certified dermatologist. Not those babes on Twitter ooo. A licensed doctor.
Lastly, shun depression. Chase it far away from you as possible. Joy comes in the morning!

Godspeed, bro.

zero8zero:
What was in the comments in the screenshot that seun had to delete it and banned me?. I think my time here is only a matter of time. I don't care anymore if the front page is littered with negative news.

You said something stewpeed. That's why you were banned. The bot is allergic to stewpeedity. Sorry.

Who is this inconsequential nobody?

Everybody sha wants to use Obi to trend.

Lekby25:
The man grounded the economy of the country to a halt in his eight year reign, and he is enjoying himself after that, untouchable

Happily ever after. Sad. And he foisted an even worse disaster

Man ran the country for 8 years yet he had to run to the UK for medical treatment.

Nigerian leaders are quite shameless

Demigod22:
I don't want to sound religious or like a moralist right now but when two adults consented to intimacy, what exactly triggered the anger in the youths that have been tolerating politicians?

Nigeria is going banana, what made the youths angry in the first place? If the woman's husband finds out, he should divorce her, if the church members feel betrayed or disappointed, they can go to another church. What's the motivation behind this barbaric behavior of stripping people because of adultery?

Thank you ooooo.
We just like majoring on minor things. Very ridiculous.

This is very barbaric and stupid.
Primitive 15th century thinking.

Mtchewww

onadana:
Was he supposed to allocate the lands to his enemies?

Don't even try to support this evil, if true.

Nigeria is not a family inheritance.

This country
EFCC won't see this one now o. But let people spray naira at a party and they'd come out guns blazing.

dederocs:
It is beginning to get suspicious, it's a wonder...what is our secret service and DSS doing. Other nations infiltrate external borders, we can't infiltrate terrorists network inside Nigeria?

Nigerian intelligence is not so intelligent at all.

Don't be deceived bro. Our security agencies are VERY intelligent. They are just turning a very blind eye to these terrorists.

The fulanization of nigeria is a high-operation affair.

Your tears are sweet.
Your tears are salty.
Your tears are fresh.
And they make you look foolish.

dederocs:
Why is Nigerian security operatives not targeting and killing terrorists sponsors and leaders?

Target and eliminate them, no news release, no noise. We need to upgrade our intelligence and infiltration systems and techniques.

Let us learn from Israel, they are top notch in intelligence and infiltration.

Nigerian security won't do anything because the government, many times, is complicit in this takeover.

I don't understand why fulanis left their base and started conquering parts of Nigeria

This is modern day colonization!

goatandyam:
The same people/emir that is complaining are is the same people that allow them to fester.

They know exactly what they are doing. That emir allow them so they can use that place to launch attacks on Southwest. They are all complicit because they are all Muslim.

The complaint is just a diversion and coverup tactics.

For example there is a story I heard from a reliable source from Oyo state specifically Oriire Local Government where a Muslim Baale of some communities recently sold a whooping 51 hectares of land to a Fulani Muslim Man. Why in God's name will a sane person sell 51 hectares of your not too big communities land to a complete stranger.

This right here is a classical example of deliberate collaboration that we are talking about.

The fulanis are very subtle in their infiltration. One wouldn't even recognize it till it's too late.

This was how they conquered parts of Kwara. Through religious hypnosis. And kwarans, instead of being wise, chose to be religiously blind.

Now, fulanis have a field day in certain parts of Kwara. Pathetic. Unfortunate. An absolutely incredible disgrace.

The governor and presidency should work very fast to curb this terrorist group and annihilate every party involved.

Our data protection laws are so porous mehn. Especially in the government sector.

This is very very poor.

Every sane person knows that APC is a canker. Bishop Oyedepo has been warning since the demonic party started planning to foist Buhari on us.

Unfortunately, they succeeded, and we're reaping the fruit of their wickedness.

helinues:
Its obvious that Peter Obi is a scammer and a fraudster. Nigerians are waiting for him

With your obsession with Obi, are you sure you're not Reno himself using helinus as a burner account?

Toripe iwo ati Reno o jo gbadun

jmoore:
You are the one wailing on a thread I created.

Babablu bulabu

Shots fired!!



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Elusive001:
My brother you never see anything

See wetin one of Tinubu's spokesman said.

The mods are removing here, but will never wish it away.

Very ridiculous and phulish folks, the lot of them.

helinues:
The Obidients are the one making Reno to continue disgracing their principal. Reno didn't have the intention of posting this but Obi's supporters are just annoying and irritating

See the way they have been disrespecting the people of Saint Lucia calling the country a drug country just because president Tinubu visited the country.

We are keeping all the receipts of their boring attitude

Please, how is that begging to be VP?
Obi sent a mail at the request of Atiku.