₦airaland Forum

Country wey don break Teetee.
How many people still consider themselves Nigerians. The official breaki[quote author=NothingDoMe post=138046914]Same thing was said about Germany. Read it up! The berlin wall separated families and many were shot in attempt to reunite with loved ones.

ShalliFvckMe:
Imagine a girl telling me sex with her will cost me 30k and I must put on condom.


I told her if I must pay 30k I must chop it fully

Imagine you buy sweet for 40k.
Come dey lick am with the sweet wrapper

I block the mgbeke. Imagine the audacity

with this mentality you may already be carrying double portions of HIV and other medemede

The thing taya me oooooo

Richtaiwo:
Putting it on the very high side, around 5k. And that is with the assumption that the picture did not capture the whole "crowd". Because if what I'm seeing in the picture is anything to go by, this far less than 1k. A little bit above 500.

So 5k is a crowd?

This is what they see and be thinking pitobi has won Nigeria presidential election.

Is it that difficult to reconcile figure with reality?

Continue playing with high blood pressure.

It's only God that can help Mr gumi if America remembers him.
Meanwhile, God bless Mr Trump

duduade:
Now if she truly dey current relationship you just ratted her out
Even though I be man I no dey gbádùn fellow men wey no fit code
All the description of where y'all work wasn't needed

👍

MrCork:
Ilitrasy is a desease..we all no that.

Clearly 98% of nairaland males never beento London, which means the idea of London guys like me using fok n knife to eat break fast or diiner in front of a chick will be visually shockin to them. So ladies, will u be embarass when a guy toastin u takes u to restorant..eg, pizza resturant & START using his bear hand to chop the pizza.. despite fok & knife on the table??

Ladies, tell the truth pls

MATURE CONTRIBUTION PLS!!

For me I will not date anybody that doesn't know how to spell BARE

Fubara's master strock was leaving PDP and joining APC. Now it's impossible for APC to let a PDP tout harass their own.

guass:
US to strike Bornu State, Nigeria on January 1st 2026. So citizens be warned.

person go smoke expired weed, instead of to go drink garri and groundnut to cool down, he go rush to nairaland.
Ochimoo

Exceed15:
This one doesn't need body guard

does bullets mind your size.

Prediction is not prophecy.
You have proved that you are a tulubom-tulubom prophet

sexxxyprince:
Why are those frozen chicken in justrite cheaper than live ones ?
I bought a full frozen chicken for about 10k and live ones goes for more than 15k

production of frozen chicken is mechanized, mass breeding in thousanda , so that is why it's cheaper. Next question

FreeSpirited:
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Wet dream. Anything can trigger it. But doesn't human will necessary for sin to be counted. So if you kill in your dream then you are murderer by your analogy

if you kill in the dream and the person dies in the physical, bros you are a murderer. Just like the celibate that had sex in the dream ejaculated in the physical, .the ejaculation can even get some one pregnant if it enters the wrong hole

So sad. RIP to the dead.
But we need to be more serious in this country.

Jesus said that if you look at a woman and lust after her you have fornicated. now you have sex in the dream and even ejaculated and still mistake your self for celibate abi?

FreeSpirited:
How about percentage of people who knack in their dream?
Since I gave my life to Christ wet dreams and knacking in dream due to prolong celibacy makes me feel like I committed fornication.

Lagos police will become the worst with tribalism.

Hmmmmm e be like say your wife wan born.
Well, how long your baby food last is age dependent. My baby is 5 months old and a tim of his Lactogen 1 baby formula lasts for 5-6 days

Nigerians, let's give it up for President Bola Tinubu! 🎉 I know, I know, it's been a bumpy ride, but today, I want to commend him for a job well done. The man has finally shown us he's got some tricks up his sleeve.

You remember the drama with the Nigerian Air Force plane and 11 crew members detained in Burkina Faso? Yeah, that was getting messy. President Traore of Burkina Faso was flexing his muscles, doing a "show of force", but Tinubu wasn't having it.

The secret to success? 🤔 Ordering 14 sophisticated jet fighters, of course! 😂 It seems Traore soft-pedaled, and voilà! The plane and crew were released. Talk about a masterstroke!

Now, I'm not saying this makes up for everything (cough, emergence, cough, age, cough, handling the country like it's his personal business), but hey, it's a start, right? Maybe we can finally say, "Hey, Tinubu's got this!"

Kudos, Mr. President. You've earned your wings... or should I say, your jets? 🚀 ¹ ² ³

freemanq:
Girls with big breasts and Ass

so how do you expect to enjoy 2026 ?

The first thing I want to say is that the op is a lier.
What you met there is that there is a traditional marriage (also called igba nkwu) right of the mother that was not completed. NOT THE BRIDE PRICE.
I repeat NOT THE BRIDE PRICE.

The ndi ichie or anyone cannot call you a wife any Where in Igbo land if your bride price wasn't paid. You can not even join the married women of the community for anything.

You breached the law of another country , invading it to kidnappe a freedom fighter.
Judge him without any known written law of your country.
Throw him into jail for life imprisonment.
Refuse political solution.
Ignore the pleading of well meaning and respectable senior citizens of your country.
Ignore protests of well meaning citizens even when he has spent many year in detention.

Now without due process you invaded another country to frustrate the wish of the people that want a change of government IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY OO.

You get bolder and send your military spy plane into another country clandestinely, maybe to kidnappe another person.
So Kia kia they capture your plane and 11 spies.
Now you are embarrassed and seeking political solution FOR 11 SPIES . SOMETHING YOU COULD NOT GRANT ONE INNOCENT MAN. now it's your turn to beg for 11spies.

in the voice of Tizaro SHAME ON YOU. MR PRESIDENT OF DISGRACED COUNTRY.

Some body said that karma is a b**ch.
Shame

MNk already said it. Work for Nigeria get disgracd at last I l[quote author=Nasman387 post=137804412]Court will grant him bail, this is just to silent him. By the way, where is Yahaya Bello?[/qu

1. Me, Any lady called Natasha..
2. Any pastor called Chris
3.
Abeg add your own

MatrixCircle:
I keep hearing this incorrect phrase especially among people of South East region. When I was growing up, I use to think it was a correct English language.
The phrase is even used among learnerd individuals of SE region , until I came to understand the real phrase was supposed to be "in case of necessity " or "in case of emergency "

hmm most of the speakers know what they were saying. Its Nigeria street garnish. Is it more popular than "opendencial" ?

bigpriik:
And what is the right strategy? And how do you think Nigeria will go to war without international support is Nigeria better than the USA and Russia who still seeks international support to go to war?

and what exactly made you to think that the AES can muster more international support than Nigeria or ECOWAS?

Tell us more, especially how it works and how to join, more importantly how much you pay per comment. I hate time wasters

Money doesn't turn a kid to a man. A kid is a kid and nothing more. I wonder why he refused to continue with school.

Odumeje announced that he was on his way to sokoto