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[quote author=huptin post=136244037]Figure of speech my brother, figure of speech. I never meant to say I could help. It's just plain figure of speech, better quality education would surely help.[/quoteWhat is the name of the figure of speech you used there

ediko5:
This your question is the reason many say Igbo men top the chart when it comes to SIMPing men in Nigeria.

Most of 'em behave as if they don't have a life of their own to live, they behave as if they're living their life for their girlfriend or wife.

Imagine where a young man is obligated to train the sibling or siblings of his girlfriend in order to qualify them to marry their daughter according to girls' family.

Nlfpmod

talk what you know

huptin:
I said it. Isreal was not interested in any hostage rescue...the goal is territory expansion...I am not with them on this journey.

As if they need your help

A lady that earn the same amount with you expecting you to take care of her is bewitchment. As the man you should take care of her out of your own volition without depressing your pocket

JustSayHello:
Obedient Starter pack

1. Jubril is Buhari and Buhari is Jubril. Buhari is a clone Their calculation on the above subject is strange to comprehend.

2. David Hundeyin will soon post Chikago files

3. Online President, Obi does not lie. Go and verify. (lamba President)
4. Ibo people are Jews
5. Nnamdi Kanu is a legitimate terrorist and a Jew.

6. Simon Ekpa will not go to jail

7. Obi does not have to face primary at ADC
( they are scared of equal competition)

But it's wrong to Skip your medicine any how

Yeye people just dey collect high blood pressure any how because of Peter Obi

Just brush before going to bed and see what happens in the morning

Ogun state again. World headquarters of head hunters and organ haversters.
RIP to the boy

Beautiful baby.
God when ?
God remember your promise

banom:
I just read the thread where it was reported that court remands an influencer Ghali Osma'il for releasing false rumor that Tinubu died of food poisoning.

But it was the same offense Nnamdi kanu committed by alleging that Buhari died and he was kidnapped from Kenya to Nigeria only for Nigeria to charge him with 15 baseless charges but refused to charge him with saying that Buhari died.

What it means is that Buhari truly died in 2017 and government did not include that in kanu's charges because they know kanu will demand that a DNA be conducted to prove his case.

We are being played in this country.

More reason are emerging soteey I have started believeing it many unanswered questions. For example
Why did the daughter cry on the street of London at the latest death of Buhari. It looks like theatrics to me.
Why did Aisher the supposed wife relocate to Dubai at his return. Wife of sitting president who should be with the man as he recovers. Why did they fabricate the lies that rat invaded Aso rock so he could not enter. I heard it it was to change the security biometrics of the former.


Many unanswered questions

writetopoker:
Mark my words and read my lips,this country is drifting into anarchy, regional resentment and if not careful another major civil disturbance.

MNK said it. The country is disintegrating faster than APC and PDP

WesleyPepper:
Nonsense and Charly boy . Olamide Badoo we know 🫵🏾

sha, Sha Sha, shatap there. Olamude you know

columbus007:
My father use to bring us this fowl from the ministry of works back then, very sweet.

One of the people that spoil Nigeria spotted. So your papa dey collect chicken from ministry poultry farm .
EFCC take note.

franchasng:
Bola Tinubu started it around 2013/2014 when Goodluck Jonathan failed to hand over Minister of Petroleum to Tinubu's choice, Wale of Oando.


Immediately, Tinubu rolled out his tribal war drums against Goodluck, and started mobilizing Yorubas against Goodluck by telling them that Goodluck was appointing only Igbos leaving Yorubas that fought for his emergence after the death of Yaradua.

Unfortunately, his people never bothered to check the list of key appointees under Goodluck to check their names and state of origin to know if Bola was telling them the truth or not, immediately they followed Bola, used Sowore's SaharaReporters to dish out all manner of propaganda news against Goodluck's regime.


It became worst during the 2015 Presidential election and continued thereafter when Oba of Lagos, Oba Akiolu threatened to throw Ndigbo into the Lagos Lagoon if they don't vote for APC candidates from federal to state.


Next they dug up the old mantra of "Lagos is a no man's land" which a former Lagos state Governor Jakande initiated as way of letting none Lagosians know that Lagos is a welcoming city that welcomes all people without prejudice, which Igbos always used too casually to promote Lagos' open doors to all Nigerians and foreigners. Suddenly the mantra of "Lagos is a no man's land" that have been fondly in use for decades was brought back to limelight by Lagos APC to mobilize Yorubas against major opposition party LP which they believed and saw as an Igbo party in 2023.


Yorubas didn't bother to also ask certain questions. If Lagos was truly a no man's land, how come we don't have Igbo people as Oba, Baales, etc. How come every Igbo person that buy land in Lagos still pay Omo onile fee to Yoruba indigenes without resisting it with the claim that Lagos belongs to no tribe? They just danced to the dangerous dance of Tinubu's Lagos APC and today, look at what they are turning Lagos and Nigeria into all because of politics


So be brave and say the truth as it is.



It is Bola Tinubu and Buhari that polarized Nigeria along ethnic lines since APC came to limelight

i didn't know this much. Too bad

The real polarization of this country happened under Buhari and continued ever since. Maybe I should say under APC

Cheating,
Cheating
Cheating
Cheating
Cheating

As soon as you are WILLING to.
The circumstances around you may help you determine eg. If you are a polygamist you should write it immediately you marry the second wife

lagosdaily:
You won’t believe what happened to me today.

As I was going about my usual morning routine, I noticed something moving strangely by the corner of the house near the back door. At first, I thought it was just a lizard or maybe one of those stray cats that like roaming around. But as I got closer — lo and behold, it was a SNAKE!

Yes, a real, live snake was slowly creeping its way toward my house like it knew exactly where it was going. 😨 It wasn't moving fast or trying to strike — it was acting sneaky, like it had done this before. I still don’t know how it got that far without anyone noticing.

I quickly alerted people around, and we were able to chase it off before it got inside. Thank God nobody was hurt, but I’m still shaken. Just imagine if someone had opened that door without knowing. The story could have ended very differently.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PFqCDl11-eU

Did you say any bad thing about Peter Obi ? Because if you did , Amadioha is on his way

When MNK called this place a zoo, I was like, noo. But now I know

In my place there is a saying.
If you allow your madness to carry you go market, you will meet the senior brother of madness.

Edo people don't deserve this. Why impose such a calamitous deserster on Edo people with the title of "governor"

Jackipapa:
You are very good cook, only needed two clarifications. 1. What is vagitable oil and 2. Miscellaneous. Thank you.

Miscellaneous is for spices . Vegitable oil is groundnut oil

Mitsurugi:
Did you say Vaginable oil is 1500? In which country?

3 satchets of groundnut oil

Lungs:
Less than 💲7.50cent living below poverty level
Shame to you and to Those supporting APC and it's evil cabinet

shame Upon you and your family. What in my post says I'm supporting APC. God forbid you and APC.

Hmmmmmm, I don't know the size of the pot of rice you are talking about but below is what a pot of rice of 5 cups cost in my house.

5 cups of rice 2000
1 tin of tomato. 1200
Meat. 5000
Fresh tomatoes 1000
Vagitable oil. 1500
Miscellaneous. 1000
Total. 11, 700

If una like, zone it to Amatutu village of Agulu, Obi will not be interested.

Hmmmm I can relate but it's very easy to stop. Very very easy

Know this and know peace.
If you are a peaceful man of zero drama, your wife doesn't fear you small, you are very predictable, you are not suspicious, you believe your wife always.

Bros, you are a SIMP in capital letters and your wife will cheat even if she doesn't want to.
WHY ?
You created a very conducive environment for her to cheat