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Automatic gear
Sound engine
First body
4plugs 1.6l engine
Freezing Ac
Good tyres
Excellent linkage and shocks

Location is Ipaja, Lagos

Call 08037275053

Super clean and still available

Mods should help me put this in the front page....I dey suffer in silence here

Can someone help me with any advice on the way forward

I recently purchased a pack of MTN BULK SMS on Monday. I bought 5,000 units. My account has however not been credited till today(Friday) despite repeated calls to their customer support and a visit to their Ikeja service center since Wednesday. The company has simply collected my money and ignored me. What can I do, please I need advice

Alloy rims
Power windows
Cup holder
Super clean inside out
AC has leakage

Price: 1.5million
Location: Agege

Contact: 08054860498

Wizkid has made us proud once again winning the best afrobeats artist at the the recently concluded American Music Awards. Also worthy of note is that all other nominees were Nigerians... No other African artiste made the list... Naija rules
https://edition.cnn.com/2022/11/20/entertainment/american-music-awards-winners-2022/index.html

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Neat exterior
Superb clean engine
Smooth transmission
Icy chilling ac

Price is 900k

Cal 08037275053 for enquiries

Location is Agege

Sold!!!!!


Thank you all..



Smooth engine and transmission
Power windows
Clean exterior and interior

Price 800k
Location Agege /ikeja

Contact 08054860498

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promisedwealth:
350k last offer

400k last offer

promisedwealth:
300k pickup Tomorrow

420k would be better

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Price is N500,000. It is located in Agege and the contact is 08054860498

Superb engine
Smooth transmission
Power windows
Clean imterior
Sharp looking exterior
Working ac
Buy and drive

This is to draw to the attention of the state government the ignorant actions of some youths around agege local government who are always playing football in the evenings despite the dangers of spreading the dreaded corvid 19 virus. This activity occurs daily along Omotoye Estate road, Orile, Agege usually between 4.30pm-6pm.

Gear in excellent condition
Battery start
Clean tokunbo tyres
In perfect working condition
Buy and drive
Location is Agege

400,000 only

Call 08054860498

Clean Interior and Exterior
Engine and transmission in perfect condition
Ac chilling
Power windows
Buy and drive

450k only

Location is Agege

Contact 08054860498 for inspection and purchase

This is an SOS to the government of Lagos State. The rainfall on Thursday caused a flash flood at Kushoro Street, papa ashafa, Agege. A heavier rainfall might result in a much dire consequence, hence the government should swing into action to resolve the situation. Modes, Pls move to front page.

Fantastic engine and gear
Power windows
Clean interior Alloy rim
Buy and drive

Call 08054860498 for enquiries

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Power Steering
Power Window
Automatic gear
1st body
Alloy rim

Location is Alausa,Ikeja

Call 09029176424 for enquiries

Buhari met with d Queen of England in London. He asked her.
Buhari: How do you run such an efficient government here? Are there any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.
QUEEN: The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.
Buhari: How do I know the people around me are really intelligent?
QUEEN: Oh, that's easy. Just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. The Queen sent for David Cameron. David Cameron walked into the room,
CAMERON: Yes, your majesty. You sent for me.
QUEEN: Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
CAMERON: hmmm... that would be me.
QUEEN: Yes, very good.
When Buhari came back home he sent for Osinbajo.
Osibanjo walk in to Buhari's office. Osibanjo: Sir you call me. Buhari: Yes sit down and ans this, Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?
Osinbajo: I'm not sure, let me get back to you. He asked all his staff in the office but none could give him an answer. Osinbajo ran to Fashola. Osinbajo asked
Osinbajo: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"
FASHOLA: That's easy. It's me!
Osinbajo smiled and said, Thanks! Then he went back to speak with President Buhari.
Osinbajo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Babatunde Raji Fashola!
Buhari got angry, and said to Osinbajo No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by dummies! The answer is .David Cameron!!!

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APC FG EXAMINATION QUESTIONS?
End of First Session Examination, 2015/2016
Course Title: Introduction to APC Government
Course Code: Government 101
Time Allow: 3 Hours
Instruction: Attempt All Questions
If GEJ is a constant, while APC is a variable, and if 1year have been used for blaming, with the aid of a diagram:
1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for
i. Dollar increase.
ii. Fuel Price increase
iii. Power Failure
iv. Unemployment
v. Fulani Herdsmen Killings
2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
i. N5k promise is cancelled
ii. Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
iii. NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased
3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.
4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.
5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N140000 everyday.
6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel and the disgrace he would receive.
7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kills people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?
8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
i. masquerade dressing,
ii. importation of grass
iii. fantastically corrupt
9. If x is change and y is lies/propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?
10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt. Explain the effect of gravitational force on you.
Your Time Starts Now!!!

You forgot to include the fact that the area has been thoroughly neglected for the past nine years without a single developmentmental project and the amiable governor was told point blank that his party would not be voted for.