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As we followed the officer to his office, he stopped along the way and asked what is the case all about, the first lawyer replied and said its a matter of bank the officer looked back and scream Bank ah that na big case o o we all the followers look back at each other and wink, my heart grip as if the blood has stop flowing..

fuckingAyaya:
How u enter the station VS how u came out with ur charge nd bail barrister

Lol

Some time last week I opened this thread...

https://www.nairaland.com/3918396/lost-job-due-misconduct-d

I don't know where to start it but from the bashing and words of encouragement from all those who made comments, I decided not to run and face the time since I can commit the crime this led to my first experience with policemen at there station. Indeed Nigeria police station is not a place I pray any nlanders or my enemy shu go.
Around 9:30am we arrived at the station with the Barrister car on alighting from the car the first thing that will catch ur attention is a writing on the wall of the fence boldly writing in black paint and in capital letter BAIL IS FREE.

I was at ease with my self when I saw another write up POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND, I smile but I was cut short of this joy by the Barrister Baritone voice when he called my name and ask me to bring 20k so we will use it to settle the Dpo and Dco, then the guys that we take your statement, surprised I pointed to the inscription on the wall the barrister laughed and tap me this is naija bring the money let put it in the envelope like a sheep led to the slaughter house I was led to a corner and we arranged the money into the envelope, I never knew this is the beginning.. Bail is not free.

Like every other police station in Nigeria, the environment is an eyesore and the odour that welcome you as you put your step inside the office is enough to give one cancer of the nose, but then as a stranger you wonder how the inhabitants have been surviving this odour all this their life.

Straight to the point I followed my legal team to the DPO office and the bank representatives but unfortunately he was on is way out to brief meeting of all DPO's with the governor so he asked an officer to handle our case with his pot belly he walked out while the remaining officer salutes.

Hmmm death and old age..

Hmmm na wa so all this youths wey dey yab NYSC, are waiting patiently for call up.

I op the IPob youths will also boycott NYSC.

What a thread?

My people my people... Is our work o soft work. Abi na ur work will u keep quite.

dotcomnamename:
So apparently, Treasury Bills is 100% safer than Mutual Funds?

I will say yes from experience.

dotcomnamename:
I heard Mutual Funds is paying more than Treasury Bills. Is there any risk in Mutual Funds too? I have no idea about them. I only invested in Fixed Deposit.

The risk involves with MF is that u all share the loss and gain together because its a pool of investors money use to get stocks, bonds, etc.

All funds carry some level of risk. With mutual funds, you may lose some or all of the money you invest because the securities held by a fund can go down in value. Dividends or interest payments may also change as market conditions change.
A fund’s past performance is not as important as you might think because past performance does not predict future returns. But past performance can tell you how volatile or stable a fund has been over a period of time. The more volatile the fund, the higher the investment risk.

Tobmat:
Invest in Ibeju Lekki today at cheap price

Like how much are we talking about.

dotcomnamename:
What is the risk?

The only risk I know is if the bank collapse then u won't have ur access to ur money.

dotcomnamename:
Thanks. But my questions are not answered.

It depend on when you wan to use ur money then you book for such period. If you won't use ur money for any urgent project u can leave it even for a whole year bearing in mind that the interest rate will be high as 18%.

They don't charge you fee and the risk is very minimal if there is any which I don't think there is any.

One thing u shu know is the longer the days the higher it interest rate. If u want ur money before the term day you losse some amount of money.

Hmmm my people my people is our work o soft work.. All I c

Abeg Biafra's nationality is available.

I hope na Gucci bed u dey slp on top?
Hope say na Gucci injection u dey take?
Hope say the doctor is from Gucci company?
Hope say Gucci meal u dey eat?

Life na Jeje o

Bros I feel ur pain cos am going thru a worst situation presently and suicide is not an option, lost my job too and I was told to be strong and face life, which I want you to do the same.

Remember what matters today won't matter again this time next year, its just a moment and be rest assure this one will also pass away.

@op I beg put graphic pics. R.I.P to the dead.

Oooh why all of them kon b Yoluba

Na wa o..

Hmmm who cares..

The shadow part so touching...

I only op my people from the other side read this..

UrennaNkoli:
go and wait for me in za oda room. For those of you who don't know e money is gay

You get bad mouth sha..

....its our work, soft work.

My people, my people is our work o soft work.

Rokeeb R.I.P

The bridges are fallen...God save us.

My people my people...is our work o soft work.

Hmmm

Gaskiya this guy is not serious who is he competing with?