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Fashion › Re: Who Can Explain The Purpose Of This by Pootle: 9:06pm On Apr 15
validplanet:
Easy for ladies when they want to urinate
pastor look at the brighter side
Fashion › Re: Who Can Explain The Purpose Of This by Pootle: 8:19pm On Apr 15
Weknowbetter:
Hook the clit? From the back?
the zip come all the way from the front to the back or vice versa
Fashion › Re: Who Can Explain The Purpose Of This by Pootle: 8:03pm On Apr 15
for easy access to the gate of hell, imagine the zip go hook the hairs or clit i cant imagine the scream grin grin
Romance › Re: I Bought My Girlfriend A Phone And This Is What I Get In Return by Pootle: 7:35pm On Apr 15
angelboy01:
Exactly I have done this same thing for a girl before. The girl sef na 19 catch them young type. I sha managed to beg her to see me, I collected my phone with style and removed her SIM and I bounced. She hated me till I left that area but each time we saw after that I was always happy and she was always filled with disgust but what do I care. If that guy doesn't collect her phone he will be laughed at and when she's with her friends they will table his matter. Note* He can tell the lady he wants to take her out to eat somewhere cos she might be a bit smart. When she puts her phone on the table then that's when he goes ahead or he can tell her please help me to write this number down and that's it.
i cant just stop laughing
Sports › Re: Choose The Best 3 Top Strikers To Start A Cup Final Among These Players by Pootle: 6:12pm On Apr 15
current form only lookman is to be picked
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Insecurity Has Reached ‘state Of War’ – Arewa Forum by Pootle: 6:01pm On Apr 15
IkeOnyia:
Sheikh Gumi said that banditry will stop in Kwara if they adopt Sharia law. But he hasn't explained why banditry hasn't stopped in Zamfara, Katsina, Kebbi, Sokoto and others that all have Sharia laws in place. Islamic terrorists cannot be placated. They must be eliminated not negotiated with.
gumi even say them be our brother as how huh
Fashion › Re: Lady Struggles With Her Outfit At An Event, Unable To Eat Or Drink (video) by Pootle: 5:59pm On Apr 15
imagine she collapse because of fashion
Health › Re: Doctor Dies After Delivering Triplets In Bayelsa by Pootle: 5:40pm On Apr 15
Emeka71:
But unfortunate.
this life get as e b
Romance › Re: Man Finally Pays Bride Price After 35 Years Of Being Together (Video) by Pootle: 1:57pm On Apr 15
what type of rolling on the ground is that huh he almost open that mama wrapper
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Okoye Shines As Udinese Keeper Earns Serie A Team Of The Week Spot by Pootle: 1:38pm On Apr 15
richiemcgold:
Italian Serie A has now become a league of mediocre players and goalkeepers. SMH

.. gone are the days of great goalkeepers like Gigi Buffon, Fabio Cudicini and Julio Ceasar.
you forgot to mention Toldo, Dida
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Okoye Shines As Udinese Keeper Earns Serie A Team Of The Week Spot by Pootle: 1:36pm On Apr 15
fancies uzoho said he is 15years old, sorry his now 27years wink
Politics › Re: Nigeria Drifting Toward Crisis - Peter Obi Slams Tinubu Administration by Pootle: 1:28pm On Apr 15
he is part of those inciting it
Foreign Affairs › Re: President Mahama: We Want Nigeria To Do Well So They'll Stop Coming To Ghana by Pootle: 1:26pm On Apr 15
Moroccoguy:
The same way their citizens are everywhere in Nigeria too.
selling kenke and undone flour called donut buns
Celebrities › Re: Temi Otedola To Mr Eazi: Shout At Me, Not Silent Treatment + Email When Angry by Pootle: 1:19pm On Apr 15
his living his name mr jeje
Health › Re: Doctor Dies After Delivering Triplets In Bayelsa by Pootle: 1:17pm On Apr 15
Angelfrost:
Sigh... Such a beautiful woman and doctor.

This is tragic!
i swr she is endowed both in talent and physic, rip doc
Celebrities › Re: Apostle Chibuzor Seeks Husband For Adopted Daughter With Autism by Pootle: 9:41am On Apr 15
7upnigeria:
Lord Jesus, see the person you died for.
weytin i do bad, abeg point am out pope
Family › Re: Are Domestic Chores Stil Gender-specific? by Pootle: 8:54am On Apr 15
yes to some extent fixing electrical appliances need a masculine trait and woman should not be responsible for changing lighting in the house for example.
Family › Re: I Didn't Marry Because Of My Siblings - Single Old Woman (Video) by Pootle: 8:49am On Apr 15
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
This life is one funny place I swear.

Same thing happened to my dad,who trained his immediate younger brother through the university, thinking he'd do the same for us when we finally grow up. Unfortunately,the werey of my uncle graduated,got a government job and the only thing he could do was to employ my elder bro into this poultry farm angry
tell your bro to sell the birds without his consent na him right
Family › Re: Does Your Wife Pound Yam For You by Pootle: 8:43am On Apr 15
KobolanderSegun:
My wife said she wants to pound Yam for me and I told her absolutely no way. She really wanted to pound Yam and I told her I will buy the flour one and she can cook that one. I don't want my wife to suffer. I remember growing up in my parents house and the 30 years old house help used to pound the yam, I was like 16 and I used to join In so that the poor woman will not collapse. I vowed no woman will ever pound Yam for me.

I'm wondering if women still pound Yam for their husbands in 2026
there are machines for that purpose now, even some solid blender will too
Celebrities › Re: Apostle Chibuzor Seeks Husband For Adopted Daughter With Autism by Pootle: 8:41am On Apr 15
brain54:
Why didn't he use a better picture of this girl... undecided


This one just dey somehow.

Apart from the requirements being a bit more stringent than that for the other son which I understand and for obvious reasons, I think it would be a bit more difficult getting her a partner due to the nature and difference between men and women.


Anyway what do I know.


Zonefree over to you... your better half done show!
for them to get that picture you know weytin them go through. it well she is beautiful and with portable boobs
Politics › Re: Borrowing Jumped From N87tn Under Buhari to N200tn Under Tinubu — Peter Obi by Pootle: 6:58pm On Apr 14
regular arise customer
Politics › Re: Federal Court Grants El-rufai Bail, State Case Adjourned Till April 21 by Pootle: 6:57pm On Apr 14
NSA agents are waiting at the gate
Celebrities › Re: "I Did Not Say Verydarkman Met With IGP, Sahara Reporters Did" Sowore Replies by Pootle: 6:56pm On Apr 14
sowore done tire for watery beans them go remand you too, you and blord go be cell mate
Politics › Re: They Put Fire In Labour Party And Were Shocked I Was Able To Escape — Peter Obi by Pootle: 5:47pm On Apr 14
he cant fix the fire in LP but wants to fix nigeria
Crime › Re: Police Seize Anti-Aircraft Launcher, Arrest 50 In Nationwide Crime Crackdown by Pootle: 5:20pm On Apr 14
ok next news assuming this is true
Celebrities › Re: Blord’s Lawyer Replies VDM: “I’m Too Learned To Drag Issues With A Layman” by Pootle: 11:53am On Apr 14
drlaykay:
I don't want to believe a lawyer said all those. He actually sounded stupid
person wey go create bill board with person picture without him consent, i wonder who does that even if you not learned its dangerous
Politics › Re: Governor Alex Otti's Projects In Abia (List) by Pootle: 11:44am On Apr 14
lapintoz:
Na Governor track record be this! In less than 3 years.....see perfomance!

One governor of Anambra, 2007 to 2015.

Projects
1. Hero Brewery
2. Handing over to Ebeano.

Awards.
Worst Governor in the SE 2013.


And some people want to impose this kind Calamity on the whole nation.
and used a mad man as is special adviser, also did not conduct election for 7years and all allocation was going to his pocket
Celebrities › Re: Sahara Reporters, You Have 1 Hour To Prove Your “Fake Story” — VDM by Pootle: 11:39am On Apr 14
oz4real83:
There was once upon a time i used to believe Sahara reporters without any doubt, now I’m very careful with their reports.
sowore is another charlatan who thinks his still SUG president
Politics › Re: 2027: Nobody Can Match My Plans For The North — Peter Obi by Pootle: 11:36am On Apr 14
Yes that Mad man is sure deceiving him again. No government will truly support and protect opposition that wants to unseat them. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: 2027: Nobody Can Match My Plans For The North — Peter Obi by Pootle: 11:35am On Apr 14
before reading anything check the pole

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