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Comic and Horror

I didn't go through the detailed write up but by going through the headline, I don't need to be citing names, what has Remi Tinubu done to deserve an award?

Which one be Shopping Mall.

You're celebrating a State government for building a Shopping Mall.

Shopping Mall is an individual project and it's not a project that we should shower an encomium on a State governor.

I fit still later join this league of billionaires in
Dollars with this my Real Estate hustle?

Wetin these men dey do dey make this kind moni?

Sirchiboy:
I asked a lady I want to marry that if i give her 1m to start a business.
Hmmm she told me 1m cant start any business with a shop.
Someone that have not seen 1m in her life saying this.
Please guys if you have such lady in your life never make a mistake to wife her or she will put you in a chronic debt.
You will never achieve anything in life if you marry such girl

Stop bragging and typing balderdash.

One million is like three hundred thousand last two years.


Obviously it can't open any good Shop.

Rent alone is how much?

If you enter any Super Market or even a local food stuff market in your neighbourhood, 40k stuff will just be in a small nylon.

Name Checkers Association of Nairaland, over to you...

God1000:
Though DRC is not listed in this article but the Democratic Republic of Congo is considered to be one of the richest countries in the world regarding natural resources; its untapped deposits of raw minerals are estimated to be worth in excess of U.S. $24 trillion.

Cobalt: DRC Controls 70% of global reserves, making it the world's largest producer.

Coltan (Columbite-Tantalite): Holds 70% of the world's reserves, essential for electronics manufacturing

The rare mineral is used to manufacture electric car batteries, mobile phones and other electronic devices


As for Nigeria, Nigeria's solid minerals wealth is valued at $750bn, according to Alake. Minister of Solid Minerals Development

"According to Lake, Minister of Solid Minerals".


This is where you got it wrong.


You're taking an information from a Nigerian Politician to your heart and you're here serving it to us as if it's a fact.

I actually know.

Tinubu the President is the baddest, Wike can not play with his intelligent.

Wike is just doing "white washing".

We know how it's g'nna play out.

And so what?

You love your wife to that an extent and you're running after people's wives like a he goat.

Natasha is one week one trouble.

Delta man, this thing is not an ordinary ooh!

How do you even cope?

Or are you wallowing in pretence?

Beautiful face is not a beautiful mind.

Most of you don't know anything about Palestine, Gaza, Hamas, Isreal and lots more.

sammsimm:
a man tells me to shut up without talking to him?

Shut up!

I say shut up!!

Faceless and Ghost Warrior shut up!!!

This man I have been trying to avoid any thread that carries this news just not to splash my words for him as they are.

You have the teremity to talk to Ezekwesiri any how as in what?

In Igboland, we respect elders, not just by physically laying on the floor but from the extreme part of our minds.

You're hell-bent in defending Akpabio when it's costing your esteem.

I was watching a programme on Arise News, About a three-man moderators were asking him questions on this very issue of Akpabio and Natasha, he starting constituting nuisance.

Rufai Oseni was telling this Man to stop shouting at him, asking him why he was raising his voice, the man calmed like someone poured an ice water and even apologized.

Why do you want to sell 2010 Car because of 2007/8 Car that's lacking over there?

And Wike dey busy dey do eye service.

This explanation is not necessary and it's actually not needed now.

Fubara is taking refuge up and down.

The other day, it was in Bayelsa State Government House, today it's inside the Church, who knows the next place tomorrow?

CJStarz:
Iran and Iraq? How aboki dem sabi play ball, people wey dey reason like malu?

Did you watch the last World Cup?

Where you aware of what the Host nation did to the big Dogs?

ChizzyBuna:
As i watch the asian world cup qualifications i just dey shake my head.. these asian countries have ZERO athlectisim. ..

It look like they force them to play
No co ordination. Playing rubbish

Why the fxck will Fifa allow theze wack countries to compete in world cup Wetin Uzbekistan and Krygistan wan do for world cup??

Football should be strictly for countries that know how to play.
Not countries like iran afghanistan like seriously Fifa should ban these lower level asian teams. They suck

You don't know football.

Iran, Iraq, Australia, each and every one of them will win Nigeria.


These above mentioned Countries play football very well.

Tinubulation has finished this Country kpatakpata

Women are terrible, evil and devilish, I didn't even mention Satanic.

Although, I didn't go through the details but going by the headline, I don't even know why God created these female creatures, we would have been masturbating and maybe procreation would have been in another formulation.

I calmed down and went through the piece of writing.

I didn't see where the "Top Story" emancipated from in the entire Story.

Gov. Fubara is busy commissioning petty Projects.

Projects that are for Local governments.

These are not Projects a State like Rivers should be commissioning.

Love800:
Go read about it. I can't explain it well, but its not good. It has bad effects.

Just try and research it. Try drink enough water but not dat type that will make you heavier! You should understand your system. Just drink to your satisfaction when you are thirsty. Not when you are not feeling thirsty, you will be drinking water.

You have typed nothing.

Love800:
Drinking too much water is not good.

Tell us the I'll effects.

My tip is to drink plenty of water.

Which one are they using to attract girl now?

The same as I commented on the other thread.

Giving when it's not necessary is devilish.

I didn't read the details, as I saw it being unnecessarily.

But going by the Top Story, Trump and Musk don't want her to give birth in US soil so that her child will not drag anything citizenship.

If she wants it, let her buy the gold visa 8 Billion naira.

Shikina!

I didn't go through the letters of the writing.

But counting by the headline, just like the topic that graced the front Page this morning , some didn't get the blessings that associate with tithe simply because they gave when it's not needed.

I am not God and I am not in His mind, but I can tell you that God is not happy with that gift.

Yes, He is not.

"I was hungry and you didn't give me food, I was thirsty and you didn't give me water" Matt 25:42.

Send your gift of love to whomsoever that needs it and don't send it to who doesn't need it, someone that has in abundant just because you wanna show off or please a man.