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Car Talk / Re: 7 Reasons Why Car Jerks When Accelerating by portside(m): 9:23pm On Oct 15, 2017
mustydeen:



I didnt get you sir?

What is the problem with your car
my honda accord 2006 jerks anytime I want to accelerate quickly, I have scanned the engine but it shows rocker arm sensor, the technician would wash clean it but after some time the problem would come back the same. Fuel filter has been replaced too.
Car Talk / Re: 7 Reasons Why Car Jerks When Accelerating by portside(m): 5:02pm On Oct 11, 2017
Gurus this has my problem on my discussion continue 2006 for a while, Ivery scanned but it shows a particular sensor at the back of the enine. The mechanic would clean it, it would work then after a while it's back to square one.it jerks anytime I want to accelerate quickly.
Sports / Re: Timi Ebikagboro Is Dead (Photos) by portside(m): 12:41pm On Sep 29, 2017
So sad !!!!!!
Politics / Re: Aisha Alhassan Spent N12 Million To Inspect Ghost Projects - Premium Times by portside(m): 3:02pm On Sep 08, 2017
We were expecting this, it's not strange to many right thinking people in Nigeria.if you are not in support of PMB then you are a thief, it's not strange to use, downside is, it's a pity for a country to be ruled by such kind of persons. So so imbeciled.�������

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Crime / Re: I Will Send Agbowa ‘ritualist’ To Jail – Lagos Cp by portside(m): 5:47pm On Sep 07, 2017
God please, if this man is saying the truth, help him succeed in his quest for the safety of Ikorodu generally.
Crime / Re: Traffic Armed Robbers At Kosofe Bus Stop Mile 12 by portside(m): 9:05pm On Aug 03, 2017
ekensi01:
Lalasticlala Mynd44.

Come and save cashs.
pls clarify
Crime / Re: Traffic Armed Robbers At Kosofe Bus Stop Mile 12 by portside(m): 9:04pm On Aug 03, 2017
I shared the experience with someone who has had that experience and he told me any young man on this mile 12 ketu axis knows this guyz, he shared an experience where someone who was robbed of his phone was ask to go to a certain area, truly helocated his phone at the said location being sold, he has to buy it back in a systematic way.
Crime / Traffic Armed Robbers At Kosofe Bus Stop Mile 12 by portside(m): 8:55pm On Aug 03, 2017
Please motorists and other road users on the mile 12 to ketu axis, there is a terrible trend of robbery going on every morning at about 5:30 to 6:00 am on kosofe bus stop area, where the portion of road is bad, they (armed robbers) will rob motorists of their belongings and no body will dare to help, I have been a victim on Monday morning but God saved me from them, by thursday when I pass through the same spot these dare devil were still around doing their dirty act on other road users.
I taken action by alerting the Commissioner of Police Lagos state by text but individuals on these axis should watch out for themselves as well
Crime / Re: Boko Haram Releases Photo Of Abducted Unimaid Staff by portside(m): 5:30am On Jul 29, 2017
But I thought the Nigerian army spokesperson Col Usman said they have rescued all the kidnapped victims how come this once are still with the BH terrorist?propaganda not selling anymore

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Education / Re: English Sentences That Sound Crazy But Are Actually Correct by portside(m): 10:27pm On Jul 03, 2017
project55:
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The Nigerian doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Two years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

Share with your friends, don't laugh alone �����
not funny man comedy is not your calling,I began to ask won't you guys allow the man to enjoy his retirement? Or is it hatred taken too far? Presently you have president and it didn't bother you.

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Politics / Re: The Black Africans Who Ruled Europe From 711 To 1789 - Pics by portside(m): 12:32am On Apr 07, 2017
How did the black race lost all of these glory? What went wrong and is still going wrong today?
Nairaland / General / Re: Onde Fiyai Siiko Festival Of Opokuma Kingdom In Ijawland by portside(m): 12:33pm On Apr 05, 2017
Nice one
Autos / Re: Vulcanizers In Nigeria Are Killing People by portside(m): 11:10am On Mar 25, 2017
Very important thread, I get to know this issue on threads like and it has save me money
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Buhari Is Alive -presidency Explains His True Condition by portside(m): 10:10pm On Jan 22, 2017
I wish no man evil especially the President of the Federal republic of Nigeria,also the media persons for the presidency should know when to draw a fight, was GEJ the originator the news?
Politics / Re: Donald Trump Shuns Buhari For Inauguration, Invites Goodluck Jonathan by portside(m): 2:54pm On Jan 19, 2017
Some people will commit suicide on this news.

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Politics / Re: fdgvb by portside(m): 8:21pm On Jan 16, 2017
Nice write up but the sad story is that very many people from this region has sold their sense of patriotic reasoning for a pot of soup like Esau, I come across them intermittently, some for the fact that the have one job away from the region forget where they are coming. Again the writer give's hope that there still people from this region with this disposition. thank your for your effort to educate us

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Business / Re: Intensive Training On Starting And Managing Non-oil Export Business In Nigeria by portside(m): 5:42pm On Jan 16, 2017
Please how can one be eligible to attend the seminar? I am interested
Politics / Re: Nigeria Can’t Be Islamised – Osinbajo by portside(m): 5:47pm On Jan 06, 2017
Demmzy15:
The Arabic inscriptions are known as "Ajami Script", it's in Hausa. The North have been writing with is scripts before it was replaced with Latin Scripts, even Yorubas were using Arabic Scripts to write.

The Nigerian army logo means "victory is from Allaah", I see nothing wrong in that!
You are yet to explain why the Arabic letter were used instead of the English language, from your little explanation you made mention of " it's in hausa, the north have been writing with it" my question Is or was the Hausa or Arabic our lingua franca?there were sinister moves all along by the northerners to Islamatize this nation, vivid example was IBB in 1986 which Ubot Ukiwe aborted.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Can’t Be Islamised – Osinbajo by portside(m): 12:21pm On Jan 06, 2017
AntiWailer:
Only dead and non functional brains believe the lies promoted by the Likes of Fayose and FFK who are only looking for a way to evade justice.

Those ones are just looking for a way to turn the people against the Govt. So when they are picked up, the sympathy would be there and it will sound as if a Christian is facing persecution.

When Dansuki sent Musiliu to give Peter 1.5 Billion meant to prevent Islamic Terrorists from killing Christians and Muslims, there was no religious division.

Can anybody stop RCCG, WINNERS, DEEPER LIFE and MFM alone from Worshipping for just 1 Sunday ?


Please push sentiment aside, step forward and explain in practical terms how Nigeria is being Islamatize and people around you will tell you how stupid you sound.
please explain what the Arabic letters are doing on naira notes and on the Nigeria army emblems.
Car Talk / Re: No Duty Payment No Plate Number Issuance - Customsng by portside(m): 7:16am On Dec 22, 2016
What will happen to vehicle that has no customs paper but has been registered then the owner wants a new plate number?
Politics / Re: SARS Officials Shoot Sporadically At Bodo Ward In Rivers, Voters Flee by portside(m): 6:03pm On Dec 10, 2016
In this very glaring act of desperation to covert the will of the voters by APC with the help of the federal institutions,some gullible person will still come here and praise this present government to high heaven and I began to wonder if those set people has eyes at all cos I know the y don't have brains.

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Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by portside(m): 10:39pm On Dec 03, 2016
inze:


https://www.nairaland.com/luvinhubby
thanks I got the guy's number now with your help,....
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by portside(m): 1:53pm On Dec 03, 2016
jdiadem:
@ lacasa
it's most likely your inner shaft cup.
had exactly same problem.
i changed almost every arm until luvvinhubby convinced me. contact him he sells those stuff.
how do I contact this luvvinhubb guy because I locate his profile on Nairaland, and how much did it cost you to replace yours.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Used Chibok Ransom To Buy Powerful Weapons – Military Sources (Punch) by portside(m): 9:49am On Nov 12, 2016
ayodotcom:
I have no qualms with d fg paying for the release of the girls.. ..imagining having ur daughter kidnapped, won't u try all possible means to effect her release. ....Life is more important than money
you talk without reasoning, the question is that the money you pay is now being used to end that life you once paid who is at lost?remember no life is superior to the other be the military or the chibok girls
Politics / Re: Artillery Weapons Bought By Jonathan, Used By Late Col. Abu-led Troops (Video) by portside(m): 12:05am On Nov 08, 2016
duni04:

Oga please who would you believe: nairalander who says Jonathan bought stealth ships and fighter drones, or Jonathan's Chief of defence staff himself, the man responsible for procuring everything military related that said the last time new weapons were bought for the Army was in 2006. And That the Airforce was using 1980's era Alpha jets. Please who would you believe?
why wont I believe an entelectual presentations of facts compared to the this present government that only intertain us with corruption as a smokescreen.
Politics / Re: Artillery Weapons Bought By Jonathan, Used By Late Col. Abu-led Troops (Video) by portside(m): 11:57pm On Nov 07, 2016
Cjay2020:
what do we gain when we try to defend these heartless leaders of ours?.... u shamelessly said jonathan indeed bought "some" weapons... are you kidding me?... He shared tthe bulk of the money tru dasuki for goodness sake! .
... If anyone is wrong treat as such ,dont be fooled for so long..its not a birthright!
I don't know why have blinded by hatred for the poor guy (GEJ) you had no qualms when GMB said no weapons were bought,but for the past 18 months he has been fighting BH,with which weapons? Since he too has not bought any weapons. Pls Try digest news topics okk

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Politics / Re: Artillery Weapons Bought By Jonathan, Used By Late Col. Abu-led Troops (Video) by portside(m): 11:48pm On Nov 07, 2016
rapistomenka:
These weapons include two stealth ships. One, NNS Centenary is currently serving the Nigerian navy and the second NNS Unity is now on its way to Nigeria.

There are also several helicopter orders from Russia that are yet to be finished, as soon as the construction is over, they will be delivered.

Other high tech stuff GEJ bought included armed drones which were used to hit boko haram, making Nigeria one of the first countries to employ drones in combat.

GEJ's agreement was that our second stealth ship (NNS Unity) would be partly built in Nigeria, but I doubt that will happen now that we have an unwashed mumu without CERTIFICATE in power.
lie and propaganda is the order of the present government

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Nairaland / General / Re: Not A Single Nigerian Was Sent To Prison Because Of Anything They Wrote Or Said by portside(m): 5:30am On Oct 31, 2016
HE SAID,"WE ENSURED THAT APPOINTMENT INTO INEC WERE NOT BASE ON RELATIONSHIP" ohh my good what an irony the government of the day makes appointment into INEC and other key ministry exclusively as a matter of where you come from and who you are related to
Nairaland / General / Re: Not A Single Nigerian Was Sent To Prison Because Of Anything They Wrote Or Said by portside(m): 5:16am On Oct 31, 2016
Some people has started peeing in their panties this morning
Politics / Re: Jonathan At Oxford Proved A Smarter Dick Than Journalists Hungry For Viral Posts by portside(m): 9:55pm On Oct 27, 2016
The slow poke OP has dementia Precoax,dont spread hatred even if your political ideologies are different, word of advise from the elders

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Politics / Re: Speak Positively About Nigeria, Buhari Urges Citizens by portside(m): 9:36pm On Oct 27, 2016
U are the most uneducated president Nigeria has ever had, you speak one thing and do another all while being the president of this nation, fvxck the eck, any time you are out the country you would speak to foreign media houses and not Nigerian media houses about how bad Nigeria is, which drives foreign investment away, now you are asking the citizenry to speak good of the nation. Pls don't get me annoyed. Get outta here!!!!!!!

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Politics / Re: This Administration Has A Clear Northern Agenda by portside(m): 7:25am On Oct 27, 2016
Some so called southerners claimed too learned but the north always use the in political cheese game, we are not ready for self emancipation

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