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My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by EvolvedPisces(m): 3:12am On Mar 25, 2021
I am an Alpha male.. I love my girlfriend so much and she slaps me anytime I make her angry.. It's kind of romantic and sexy... We were gisting one day and I asked her if my mom was here , would she slap me ?? She said "yes", she would and if my mom talks or scolds her, she would beat her.. Alpha males, what is the next step

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by MOLOTOVcockTAIL(m): 3:21am On Mar 25, 2021
Turn the other cheek too. Continue like that till she remove all your teeth finis.

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by lasisi69(f): 3:22am On Mar 25, 2021
Lol. Alpha male people don suffer for nairaland !!!

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by Nobody: 3:56am On Mar 25, 2021
Come back for advise when she smack down your mother and break her leg. For now, I’ll say na love dey shack una.

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by Romanoff(f): 4:17am On Mar 25, 2021
Some people enjoy domestic violence.

You better will all you have to your poor mother, at least, make she take hold body if them kill you.

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by TheUndercover: 4:29am On Mar 25, 2021
So many people just make up fictitious stories just because of the need to make front pages. Seems the urge of hitting front page gives some people orgasms and attention they lack in real life.

SMH. Hard to tell who's lying and who's not in this current time and age. I'm not saying the OP made up a story and I'm not saying he or she is telling the truth either.

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by Ahmed0336(m): 4:36am On Mar 25, 2021
By the time una marry, she go upgrade from slapping you to chasing you with cutlass.

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by Kondomatic(m): 4:36am On Mar 25, 2021
Some people tend to hit things when they're angry so it's kinda normal. It's even better that she slaps you instead, or do you want her to hit the wall and hurt her hand?

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by Anigreat: 4:47am On Mar 25, 2021
shocked






I feel uneasy reading nonsense, that's just me, especially when the whole thing look fake.

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by Angelacruz: 6:05am On Mar 25, 2021
[img]...next step is to drink sniper

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by adecz: 6:22am On Mar 25, 2021
You should raype her every time
she slaps you in anger. grin grin grin

The circumstances makes the
banging sweeter. She will even
increase the slapping frequency . cool cool cool

Try it & thank me later.. wink wink wink

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by punisha: 7:01am On Mar 25, 2021
You are far from being an alpha male chief.
you are a bingo for now.

pls, while she gradually slaps away your stupidity and destiny, can I hire her for a slapping job?

all she'd do is follow me to the village next week, anyone that talks to me anyhow she will distribute the slaps evenly.

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by Burgerlomo: 7:08am On Mar 25, 2021
Biko, enjoy your romantic slapping in peace and stop disturbing us here cool

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by Nobody: 7:14am On Mar 25, 2021
EvolvedPisces:
I am an Alpha male.. I love my girlfriend so much and she slaps me anytime I make her angry.. It's kind of romantic and sexy... We were gisting one day and I asked her if my mom was here , would she slap me ?? She said "yes", she would and if my mom talks or scolds her, she would beat her.. Alpha males, what is the next step
Slap her back please after all the future is female

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by OfficialGaGa(m): 7:16am On Mar 25, 2021
the kind of stories one reads these days... I really don't want to believe this is true.... see it's called love... next time she slaps u.. turn the other cheek... then give knife or cutlass to cut n butcher u like meat... so dat in the coming weeks we can read about ur gruesome demise on FP...

And oh... by then if this thread or any of ur thread hasn't gotten to FP yet... u wouldn't sad.. u should know dat u finally made FP.... cuz at last u can say mama I made it in hell....

Expecting....

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by Wittyglam(f): 7:16am On Mar 25, 2021
You're what? Your girlfriend is toxic and you need help. Check this out to help yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkuvPyOQQA8

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by anthonyuncle(m): 7:26am On Mar 25, 2021
one day she will stab you to death and it will be sexy

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by Saibits(m): 7:29am On Mar 25, 2021
[quote author=EvolvedPisces post=100187176]I am an Alpha male.. I love my girlfriend so much and she slaps me anytime I make her angry.. It's kind of romantic and sexy... We were gisting one day and I asked her if my mom was here , would she slap me ?? She said "yes", she would and if my mom talks or scolds her, she would beat her.. Alpha males, what is the next step [quote]

Lool alpha male

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by Nobody: 7:30am On Mar 25, 2021
The demon in her is really working. Run. That is a warning. wink

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by Reex12(m): 8:41am On Mar 25, 2021
Wittyglam:
You're what? Your girlfriend is toxic and you need help. Check this out to help yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkuvPyOQQA8
video is wack asf...pls refund mb asap

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by bluefilm: 8:48am On Mar 25, 2021
EvolvedPisces:
I am an Alpha male.. I love my girlfriend so much and she slaps me anytime I make her angry.. It's kind of romantic and sexy... We were gisting one day and I asked her if my mom was here , would she slap me ?? She said "yes", she would and if my mom talks or scolds her, she would beat her.. Alpha males, what is the next step

You are an Alpha SIMP.

Congratulations on your new title.

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by Sandydayziz(f): 9:07am On Mar 25, 2021
MOLOTOVcockTAIL:
Turn the other cheek too. Continue like that till she remove all your teeth finis.

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by ruggedtimi(m): 9:09am On Mar 25, 2021
Why do you call yourself an alpha male?

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:19am On Mar 25, 2021
EvolvedPisces:
I am an Alpha male.. I love my girlfriend so much and she slaps me anytime I make her angry.. It's kind of romantic and sexy... We were gisting one day and I asked her if my mom was here , would she slap me ?? She said "yes", she would and if my mom talks or scolds her, she would beat her.. Alpha males, what is the next step

She don go cook something somewhere wey she dey carry slap you. That's why all you can do is smile like mumu when she slaps you, and even think she's sexy. The slap dey reverse you brain small small. If unchecked, e go reverse your brain patapata. That is why she has the confidence to say that she will beat you mother in your presence. A reverse brain will even join her to beat your own mother. You need help.

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by Nobody: 9:29am On Mar 25, 2021
She is lucky to be enjoying what I crave for right now. Do you mind showing up at my doorstep please?

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by Nobody: 9:33am On Mar 25, 2021
shocked

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by Nobody: 9:34am On Mar 25, 2021
You should never reproduce

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by Fremantle: 9:47am On Mar 25, 2021
Nonexistent:
She is lucky to be enjoying what I crave for right now. Do you mind showing up at my doorstep please?
From ur moniker I'm sure if the Op eventually shows up dat's the end of his existence.

Be calming down pls

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by Nobody: 10:18am On Mar 25, 2021
Stories don dey many these days o smiley

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by blinking001(m): 11:34am On Mar 25, 2021
So you started your madness by telling us that you're an Alpha male when indeed you're nothing but a mummy's boy...stop abusing that word boy....how you lay your bed is how you lie on it...ah just the imagine that kind woman wey fit get mind slap me...na Ambulance them dem go use carry her

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by blinking001(m): 11:40am On Mar 25, 2021
lasisi69:
Lol. Alpha male people don suffer for nairaland !!!
End time Alpha Male grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Slaps Me Every Time She's Angry by lasisi69(f): 11:41am On Mar 25, 2021
blinking001:
End time Alpha Male grin
lol...

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