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Dumb Struck Moment Inside Keke by BrainEya(op): 4:03pm On Apr 18, 2021
Dumb Struck Moment Inside Keke.

We somehow face a moment in life that left us speechless.
Today event got me red handed..

So today I meet this keke man,
I was ready for Church,
From stadium road to Itam.
After waving the keke man, he came to a halt few meter away from where I stood.
Another one stop beside me to enter but I respectfully signal that I'm going for the first one.

Na so I tear race like Belgium rat go meet Oga. grin
I did this to show seriousness on my side because I needs to imply this for my plot to be fruitful.
"Oga mbok na #70 dey with me"
One of my feet is already inside baba keke, while tilting me head to my left shoulder-displaying a beggar trademark..

"Na N100 I dey collect".
I was about pleading when he accelerate his machine forward.
Immediately this action play out, I let go of the keke before back tyre rollover one of my leg(one chance o!)

One passenger there was demonstrating when the Keke stopped again, I rush there for the second time.
"Las las he don change mind" was what crosed my mind..
"Oga thank you!!", I said while making myself comfortable..


Few seconds in ride, the passenger adjust a bit and handed me 50 naira note.
"He paid for it" I said to myself.
"Oga thank you" I show appreciation as thoughts opon thought dominate my sub-concious mind...
After all, it wasn't on the driver list to gave me a lift.
Should I tell him to drop me.
This driver no fit carry for free like this. undecided
This 50 boxs can buy me things o.. tongue
This driver sef... huhwink
I was somehow ashamed, so I kept mute.
He lift a woman on the way.
I adjust for our co passenger and squeezed myself in the middle.
The keke slow down as the Bro (Oga that pay for me) highlighted also with the woman in Idoro- Atiku junction.
I thank him again as he smiled and enter another keke heading to Atiku..
I couldn't even exchange word with him.. cry

Keke don continue the journey to Itam market.
I pass him my fare and sat quietly and patiently waiting for small congestion that would make him slow down.
Na so I sneek out on sighting Itam Night market..
I walk past him without looking back - embarassed
Enter another Keke to where I was going..

If not for the passenger I for trek reach wey dem go carry me for N70.
If I surpass my budget now, my belle go hear whiiik..
That was all. cool
Share yours.. wink
Re: Dumb Struck Moment Inside Keke by spinna: 4:43pm On Apr 18, 2021
BrainEya:
Dumb Struck Moment Inside Keke.

We somehow face a moment in life that left us speechless.
Today event got me red handed..

So today I meet this keke man,
I was ready for Church,
From stadium road to Itam.
After waving the keke man, he came to a halt few meter away from where I stood.
Another one stop beside me to enter but I respectfully signal that I'm going for the first one.

Na so I tear race like Belgium rat go meet Oga. grin
I did this to show seriousness on my side because I needs to imply this for my plot to be fruitful.
"Oga mbok na #70 dey with me"
One of my feet is already inside baba keke, while tilting me head to my left shoulder-displaying a beggar trademark..

"Na N100 I dey collect".
I was about pleading when he accelerate his machine forward.
Immediately this action play out, I let go of the keke before back tyre rollover one of my leg(one chance o!)

One passenger there was demonstrating when the Keke stopped again, I rush there for the second time.
"Las las he don change mind" was what crosed my mind..
"Oga thank you!!", I said while making myself comfortable..


Few seconds in ride, the passenger adjust a bit and handed me 50 naira note.
"He paid for it" I said to myself.
"Oga thank you" I show appreciation as thoughts opon thought dominate my sub-concious mind...
After all, it wasn't on the driver list to gave me a lift.
Should I tell him to drop me.
This driver no fit carry for free like this. undecided
This 50 boxs can buy me things o.. tongue
This driver sef... huhwink
I was somehow ashamed, so I kept mute.
He lift a woman on the way.
I adjust for our co passenger and squeezed myself in the middle.
The keke slow down as the Bro (Oga that pay for me) highlighted also with the woman in Idoro- Atiku junction.
I thank him again as he smiled and enter another keke heading to Atiku..
I couldn't even exchange word with him.. cry

Keke don continue the journey to Itam market.
I pass him my fare and sat quietly and patiently waiting for small congestion that would make him slow down.
Na so I sneek out on sighting Itam Night market..
I walk past him without looking back - embarassed
Enter another Keke to where I was going..

If not for the passenger I for trek reach wey dem go carry me for N70.
If I surpass my budget now, my belle go hear whiiik..
That was all. cool
Share yours.. wink
Pay your tithe and think big..100 naira shouldnt be your problem. Although i understand sometimes things can seem tight
Re: Dumb Struck Moment Inside Keke by BrainEya(op): 5:49pm On Apr 18, 2021
spinna:
Pay your tithe and think big..100 naira shouldnt be your problem. Although i understand sometimes things can seem tight
(◔‿◔)
After this , I'm deactivating.




Offering still dey okay.
Na waiting Cain and Abel offer God be that.
Burnt Offering tithe
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