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How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by franchasng(op): 5:27pm On Apr 21, 2021
Step1

Go to Mosque with a Fulani Imam every few hours to pray.



Step2

Cram the whole quoran and make sure you can recite it without looking at the book.


Step 3

Don't miss any prayer



Step 4

Cut all your trouser and make sure they don't touch your ankle


Step 5

Always wear white skull cap



Step 6

Drop out from school and enroll in Islamic studies


Step 7

Plan a visit to Somali, Sudan, Egypt or Morocco



Step 8

To be continued
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by Kriss216: 5:31pm On Apr 21, 2021
grin


Nawao.



Uncle, abeg tell me how one can become a Yoloba moslem.
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by Dcube212: 5:35pm On Apr 21, 2021
Op. What do you want
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by franchasng(op): 5:42pm On Apr 21, 2021
Dcube212:
Op. What do you want
Teaching people how to become faithful Muslims, allahu akbar shocked
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by sulasa07(m): 5:43pm On Apr 21, 2021
franchasng:
Step1

Go to Mosque with a Fulani Imam every few hours to pray.



Step2

Cram the whole quoran and make sure you can recite it without looking at the book.


Step 3

Don't miss any prayer



Step 4

Cut all your trouser and make sure they don't touch your ankle


Step 5

Always wear white skull cap



Step 6

Drop out from school and enroll in Islamic studies


Step 7

Plan a visit to Somali, Sudan, Egypt or Morocco



Step 8

To be continued
Lots of people do this except number 6 and don't become terrorists.
Egypt has one of the best Universities in the world in terms of Islamic Studies.
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by franchasng(op): 5:45pm On Apr 21, 2021
Kriss216:
grin


Nawao.



Uncle, abeg tell me how one can become a Yoloba moslem.
marry a Christian and allow her go to Church while you go to Mosalachi every hour to recite the book and become a politician without manifesto other than to do the will of Sultan of Sokoto cool
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by Zmark: 5:50pm On Apr 21, 2021
Cut all your trouser and make sure they don't touch your ankle
Nah this one funny pass.
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by Kriss216: 5:56pm On Apr 21, 2021
franchasng:
marry a Christian and allow her go to Church while you go to Mosalachi every hour to recite the book and become a politician without manifesto other than to do the will of Sultan of Sokoto cool
Thank you, Sir.
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by Amarallllll(m): 11:38pm On Apr 21, 2021
franchasng:
Step1

Go to Mosque with a Fulani Imam every few hours to pray.



Step2

Cram the whole quoran and make sure you can recite it without looking at the book.


Step 3

Don't miss any prayer



Step 4

Cut all your trouser and make sure they don't touch your ankle


Step 5

Always wear white skull cap



Step 6

Drop out from school and enroll in Islamic studies


Step 7

Plan a visit to Somali, Sudan, Egypt or Morocco



Step 8

To be continued
Why are you tormenting the terrorists, they will lay a curse on you like Isa pant-ami to deji adeyanju ooo
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by Wiseandtrue(f): 11:45pm On Apr 21, 2021
Experience be baba!

Call Isa Pantami ASAP if you want to graduate from the University with first class cheesy grin grin

Nigeria is a big joke
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by Resurrection212: 11:49pm On Apr 21, 2021
We igbos are the problem of Nigeria we are religious bigots.
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by Rodwave: 1:16am On Apr 22, 2021
Lol... The abobaku mozlem terrorist miscreant above me is in pain
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by Amarallllll(m): 7:57am On Apr 22, 2021
Resurrection212:
We igbos are the problem of Nigeria we are religious bigots.
I have seen ur comments here, u are not an Igbo man.
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by DennisEche(m): 10:55am On Apr 22, 2021
Resurrection212:
We igbos are the problem of Nigeria we are religious bigots.
SAYS THE HEAD SLAMMING TERRORIST.
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by Minjim: 11:27am On Apr 22, 2021
franchasng:
Step1

Go to Mosque with a Fulani Imam every few hours to pray.



Step2

Cram the whole quoran and make sure you can recite it without looking at the book.


Step 3

Don't miss any prayer



Step 4

Cut all your trouser and make sure they don't touch your ankle


Step 5

Always wear white skull cap



Step 6

Drop out from school and enroll in Islamic studies


Step 7

Plan a visit to Somali, Sudan, Egypt or Morocco



Step 8

To be continued
Op, you forgot, support the terrorist actions of Boko Haram and Osama bin Laden
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by EzeNri(m): 12:13pm On Apr 22, 2021
8

Listen to Isa Pataharam preaching
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by franchasng(op): 4:01pm On Apr 22, 2021
EzeNri:
8

Listen to Isa Pataharam preaching
That should be number 9.



Step 10

Don't shave your beard for 5 years shocked shocked
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