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Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital - Foreign Affairs (2) - Nairaland

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Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by otuomasirichi: 9:16pm On Jun 05, 2021
cool cool cool

The Lord is good.
All the time
cool

Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Dangrace01: 9:17pm On Jun 05, 2021
@falseprophet what have you seen about this grin grin
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Gloriousbea: 9:18pm On Jun 05, 2021
I hate men
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by daniwise(m): 9:18pm On Jun 05, 2021
The injuries look fake.but the guy gbola sha
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by doggedfighter(f): 9:18pm On Jun 05, 2021
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Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by lexy2014: 9:22pm On Jun 05, 2021
"According to local media, the man had been illegally fishing for salmon along the River Lyutoga"

Seems d bear knows a thing or two about enforcing d law since d human refused to obey d law.

Meanwhile, if he were in nigeria, d hospital would have asked for police report before treating him. That will be death by hospital
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by dododawa1: 9:27pm On Jun 05, 2021
We don't have bear now BUT cow.
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by MrBanner(m): 9:28pm On Jun 05, 2021
Designandbuild1:
I watched The Revenant where Leonardo DiCaprio was attacked by a bear and even though it was a movie it was scary. Bears are really savage beasts. I don't know whose idea it was to make teddy bear a sleeping companion. There's nothing cute or gentle about a bear I tell you.
I was asking myself the same question a while ago, there's no sense in beautifying something as violent and brutal as Bears. I wonder who's idea that was. Save for movies, I won't even know how dangerous Bears are.
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by dododawa1: 9:28pm On Jun 05, 2021
We don't have bear here in Nigeria BUT cow.
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by moneyest(m): 9:29pm On Jun 05, 2021
If it was in the zoo they would have told him to drive himself to police station first and get police report
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by MajorOvakporaye(f): 9:29pm On Jun 05, 2021
ClitRaider:
Wish a brown bear should attack the old vegetable cow.
YOU MEAN THE OLD FOOL CALLED BUHARI?
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by vikstandon(m): 9:30pm On Jun 05, 2021
They killed it themselves and still want to do autopsy! Why?
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Dantee8433: 9:30pm On Jun 05, 2021
Afriqan:
Whites and their love for wildlife conservation sha... It's not a bad thing to allow wild animals survive, but not at the expense of humans.

Everywhere in the US, bears and huge python snakes! In the UK, it's foxes... They won't do anything to those animals until they attack or kill humans. embarassed
In UAR where we kill and eat almost anything dat moves is the death rate lower..? Just so you know the most dangerous animal on earth is man... He his the only creature dat kills for pleasure...
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Princedapace(m): 9:31pm On Jun 05, 2021
If he was in Nigeria, he would have died.

Bad roads would have delayed his journey to hospital.

When he finally gets to the hospital, doctors maybe on strike, or there could be poor power supply, there may not be rabies to inject him with, this one is very likely grin

The number of doctors are few and emergency patients are much. Many people have died becus of this in Nigeria.

There may not be bed space. Many have died too becus of this. A friend lost her dad becus of this.

Omo, u people supporting one Nigeria are too much. Una dey try. The country has nothing to gjve. Only politicians and their kids are balling.
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by pocohantas(f): 9:31pm On Jun 05, 2021
I said it sometime ago, the only cute bear is your teddy bear and that grizzly bear in Masha and the Bear. Bears are not cute, sadly many people do not know this.
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by stayclearofme: 9:31pm On Jun 05, 2021
mansakhalifa:
The bear probably went to the river to fish for salmons too and then caught sight of a total stranger doing the same thing that it had come to do- fishing. This must have prompted the attack. Very, very likely. Now, that's tantamount to trespassing. No wild animal likes that. You don't come between them and their food.

It probably did not also help that the man was also fishing for salmons as this is a species of fish much sort after by bears. They need to binge on dozens of salmon daily to keep their calories and fat level up ahead of hibernation.
Your head correct you sabi. grin
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by meobizy(m): 9:32pm On Jun 05, 2021
He's Russian. That bear was lucky.
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by stayclearofme: 9:32pm On Jun 05, 2021
ClitRaider:
Wish a brown bear should attack the old vegetable cow.
Keep wishing I pity you...
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by izzou(m): 9:34pm On Jun 05, 2021
pocohantas:
I said it sometime ago, the only cute bear is your teddy bear and that grizzly bear in Masha and the Bear. Bears are not cute, sadly many people do not know this.
grin grin grin grin
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Oladat(m): 9:34pm On Jun 05, 2021
luminouz:
He is very lucky it's not a black bear. Those mudafuckers don't care if you are alive or dead, they will tear right into you and start chowing. Don't even turn your back and try to run. A black bear can easily outrun you and also climb trees.

Brown bears are heavy duties but are fooled by the "playing dead" technique. Unless they are very hungry

Since we don't have bears here in Nigeria... We are kinda lucky
I totally disagree. I think it's the other way around; the bears are lucky for not being here.They would have been a good source of bushmeat! �
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Ugandatales: 9:38pm On Jun 05, 2021
Designandbuild1:
I watched The Revenant where Leonardo DiCaprio was attacked by a bear and even though it was a movie it was scary. Bears are really savage beasts. I don't know whose idea it was to make teddy bear a sleeping companion. There's nothing cute or gentle about a bear I tell you.
Exactly! I just hope one small kid won't see a bear and try to hug it.
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Ugandatales: 9:40pm On Jun 05, 2021
Kriss216:
cheesy



Self-repentance.

Funny how an animal enforced law and order..


The Bear deserves a medal.
Hahahaha! It's really funny how they described that the bear knocked the guy out from behind...like the bear was like, "didn't they tell you not to fish here? Oya, take this slap." Tozza!
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by luminouz(m): 9:41pm On Jun 05, 2021
Oladat:
I totally disagree. I think it's the other way around; the bears are lucky for not being here.They would have been a good source of bushmeat! �
You have a point grin
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Oljk12: 9:41pm On Jun 05, 2021
Bbzb
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Aduraworks: 9:41pm On Jun 05, 2021
decatalyst:
Calm down. That will never happen. grin


We don't have bear in Nigeria. cry
Wat of Bear Palour??
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Ugandatales: 9:43pm On Jun 05, 2021
mansakhalifa:
The bear probably went to the river to fish for salmons too and then caught sight of a total stranger doing the same thing that it had come to do- fishing. This must have prompted the attack. Very, very likely. Now, that's tantamount to trespassing. No wild animal likes that. You don't come between them and their food.

It probably did not also help that the man was also fishing for salmons as this is a species of fish much sort after by bears. They need to binge on dozens of salmon daily to keep their calories and fat level up ahead of hibernation.
I used to buy Salmon here in Ibadan. One lady had recommended it to me for healthy weight gain. But since last year's pandemic, the thing has been scarse. No where to find Salmon again. embarassed
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Noblefreeman(m): 9:47pm On Jun 05, 2021
If bear and gorilla fight who will win.
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by chukwugoziegi: 9:49pm On Jun 05, 2021
Ugandatales:
I used to buy Salmon here in Ibadan. One lady had recommended it to me for healthy weight gain. But since last year's pandemic, the thing has been scarse. No where to find Salmon again. embarassed
Bought it for my family when I travelled to Cotonou in March. Went there for a party and saw it. Had my friend's sister fry the whole carton which I brought back to Lagos with me. Huge fish like that. Cotonou people dey enjoy.
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by manikspears: 9:51pm On Jun 05, 2021
Designandbuild1:
I watched The Revenant where Leonardo DiCaprio was attacked by a bear and even though it was a movie it was scary. Bears are really savage beasts. I don't know whose idea it was to make teddy bear a sleeping companion. There's nothing cute or gentle about a bear I tell you.
Spot on cheesy cheesy
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