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Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital - Foreign Affairs (3) - Nairaland

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Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by maasoap(m):
“The bear acted like a fishing inspector,” said a local report.
Highly insensitive comment. The man was fishing illegally not poaching bears. Don't know what's so special about fish
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by manikspears: 9:52pm On Jun 05, 2021
Noblefreeman:
If bear and gorilla fight who will win.
You
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Advancedman(m): 9:52pm On Jun 05, 2021
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by maasoap(m): 9:53pm On Jun 05, 2021
Noblefreeman:
If bear and gorilla fight who will win.
Likely to be bear because of the claws and teeth. Gorilla don't really have claws like bear
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by cybertron88: 9:56pm On Jun 05, 2021
This man cheated death. Surviving an assault from a grizzly is no mean feat
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Pidaa: 9:58pm On Jun 05, 2021
Oladat:
I totally disagree. I think it's the other way around; the bears are lucky for not being here.They would have been a good source of bushmeat! �
It is very hard for a normal gun to kill bear and bear has speed
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Nobody: 10:00pm On Jun 05, 2021
Chai

Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by BalogunIdowu(m): 10:01pm On Jun 05, 2021
Bears are one hell of omnivore...
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by iampeterben(m): 10:04pm On Jun 05, 2021
Omo wahala for everywhere and every angle.
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by folake4u: 10:08pm On Jun 05, 2021
pocohantas:
I said it sometime ago, the only cute bear is your teddy bear and that grizzly bear in Masha and the Bear. Bears are not cute, sadly many people do not know this.
Sadly, I wonder what people see in teddy bears. I do not like them at all. The hate I have for it is real.
Lol, I dey throway my friend's teddy bear for dustbin anytime I visit
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by dederocs(m): 10:10pm On Jun 05, 2021
Grisly
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Lighthammer(m): 10:33pm On Jun 05, 2021
In the late permian period 250 million years ago,i was attacked by a tyranosaurus rex and....
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Tess24: 10:42pm On Jun 05, 2021
xana101:
The guy get big preek
Like seriously... Na wenti your eyes see first... May God deliver you...
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Ayobami7(m): 10:43pm On Jun 05, 2021
Thank God for your life
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by seangy4konji: 11:36pm On Jun 05, 2021
All buhari cohort....

Na so you go deh jam agbako.

Amen.
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Reelmii: 11:55pm On Jun 05, 2021
ogbiwa:
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/vicious-bear-rips-fishermans-scalp-24231617
so if he was not attacked, he would hav continued with the illegal act.... God really saved him... a full grown nan like this had to learn the hard way
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Reelmii: 12:00am On Jun 06, 2021
It was killed and taken to a lab..... but in Nigeria, it would have ended up in a pot of egusi soup
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by TOPCRUISE(m): 12:24am On Jun 06, 2021
Yet it is criminal to kill bear in Oyinbo land angry
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by grandstar(m): 1:47am On Jun 06, 2021
Designandbuild1:
I watched The Revenant where Leonardo DiCaprio was attacked by a bear and even though it was a movie it was scary. Bears are really savage beasts. I don't know whose idea it was to make teddy bear a sleeping companion. There's nothing cute or gentle about a bear I tell you.
Teddy bear is named after Teddy Roosevelt. I think he killed a bear and it's cub was nearby and maybe adopted the cubs and the name teddy bear was coined

Bears can run faster than humans and its tree climbing skills even beats ours. Their sense of smell is 7 times that of a dog. They are phenomenal creatures. Yes, there's nothing cuddly about bears, even the panda.

They are so feared in areas where they abound that encountering one is the biggest fear and people get prepared for it.
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Timetravel88: 2:04am On Jun 06, 2021
Designandbuild1:
I watched The Revenant where Leonardo DiCaprio was attacked by a bear and even though it was a movie it was scary. Bears are really savage beasts. I don't know whose idea it was to make teddy bear a sleeping companion. There's nothing cute or gentle about a bear I tell you.
There are different kinds of bears. Grizzly bear, polar bear, black bear, brown bear, panda etc
The Grizzly bear is the most violent and the black bear is the most timid followed by a panda.
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by tballeyy(m): 3:23am On Jun 06, 2021
decatalyst:
Calm down. That will never happen. grin


We don't have bear in Nigeria. cry
what about thunder strike
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by JaneYave(f): 3:28am On Jun 06, 2021
gasparpisciotta:
At least the prick is still working fine
Nairaland biko!
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Kiaso(m): 5:34am On Jun 06, 2021
Designandbuild1:
I watched The Revenant where Leonardo DiCaprio was attacked by a bear and even though it was a movie it was scary. Bears are really savage beasts. I don't know whose idea it was to make teddy bear a sleeping companion. There's nothing cute or gentle about a bear I tell you.
Panda (a Bear) is kind and gentle
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Tickles001(m): 6:02am On Jun 06, 2021
Kiaso:
Panda (a Bear) is kind and gentle
Check well.
I read somewhere that a Panda can get more aggressive than the Nile crocodile.
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by MisfitHPG: 6:44am On Jun 06, 2021
ClitRaider:
Wish a brown bear should attack the old vegetable cow.
lol...bears don't eat vegetables I guess,and the cow wouldn't even come out for a press conference,our real president is Garba Shehu
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by mcdokwe(m): 7:03am On Jun 06, 2021
luminouz:
He is very lucky it's not a black bear. Those mudafuckers don't care if you are alive or dead, they will tear right into you and start chowing. Don't even turn your back and try to run. A black bear can easily outrun you and also climb trees.

Brown bears are heavy duties but are fooled by the "playing dead" technique. Unless they are very hungry

Since we don't have bears here in Nigeria... We are kinda lucky
no, they're lucky, they would have been a good game for hunters
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Ugandatales: 7:13am On Jun 06, 2021
chukwugoziegi:
Bought it for my family when I travelled to Cotonou in March. Went there for a party and saw it. Had my friend's sister fry the whole carton which I brought back to Lagos with me. Huge fish like that. Cotonou people dey enjoy.
Wow. Nice.
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Ugandatales: 7:17am On Jun 06, 2021
[quote author=folake4u post=102416509]Sadly, I wonder what people see in teddy bears. I do not like them at all. The hate I have for it is real.
Lol, I dey throway my friend's teddy bear for dustbin anytime I visit[/quote

Hahahaha! You're very funny. Are you sure Chucky didn't leave you traumatized as a kid. This one is too much of. Lol
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by pocohantas(f): 7:18am On Jun 06, 2021
folake4u:
Sadly, I wonder what people see in teddy bears. I do not like them at all. The hate I have for it is real.
Lol, I dey throway my friend's teddy bear for dustbin anytime I visit
I bought one when I was trying to be girly, but I am sure if that teddy had gotten the Child’s Play vibe, it would have ripped me apart for maltreating it. cheesy
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by ClitRaider: 7:21am On Jun 06, 2021
MisfitHPG:
lol...bears don't eat vegetables I guess,and the cow wouldn't even come out for a press conference,our real president is Garba Shehu
Na devil go punish the good for nothing scallywag Shehu
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by sylve11: 7:27am On Jun 06, 2021
Designandbuild1:
I watched The Revenant where Leonardo DiCaprio was attacked by a bear and even though it was a movie it was scary. Bears are really savage beasts. I don't know whose idea it was to make teddy bear a sleeping companion. There's nothing cute or gentle about a bear I tell you.
I tell you. That thing is a beast. cool
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by uckennety(m): 7:58am On Jun 06, 2021
Afriqan:
Whites and their love for wildlife conservation sha... It's not a bad thing to allow wild animals survive, but not at the expense of humans.

Everywhere in the US, bears and huge python snakes! In the UK, it's foxes... They won't do anything to those animals until they attack or kill humans. embarassed
The moment the gave the gave right to black man[whom the felt is a lesser human] its justified to give other creatures right too grin grin
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