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My Monday's Experiences With The Unknown Gunmen
Since gun men no kill me today shaa, them no go get me again!

Lemme tell the story.
So I was on pc o, working on my new website when my friend said my gas had finished.
Oya now, local men never chop since morning, I've been stuck on the big screen.
I picked up my gas and boarded a bike, off to Orji flyover (the legendary one)
Immediately I dropped my legs from the bike, the first gun shot dropped.
Like these people were waiting for me
I shift back small, next another gun shot, then bike man is like his money? Inukwa?
I put hand inside my pocket to bring it out, another gun shot...
Na so we pick race.
Something wanted to climb my leg, I swear I dun know if it was a bike, Keke or car, I was not seeing again.
Na so we jump fence o...
I swear when I came back to look at how far I had gone, I was wondering how I flew that thing.
Me? My mother did not raise me with flying of fences

A dog was barking the owner was telling him to shut up...
Dog meat come dey hungry me.
Like who's this idiot who wants to kill me with barking?
I say make I follow another road, men wey dey there dey run back...
Obara Jesus

So babe was calling
In my mind like just find a way to tell my people I love them, cos if bullet no kill me, fear fit do am, or dog go bit my pimpim
I didn't even remember where I dropped my gas again, I turned back and to change direction and then I found myself inside somebody's house.
The man come dey give me Ted talk dey ask who dey shoot and how I never see something I dey run, another shot land uncle bend...
I begin dey laugh!
Like who asks for who's shooting before running?
Me that the spirit of journalism in had left already or another one?
Dun worry if I wasn't safe I won't be telling the story now...

Next we see na armored tanks, I come dey see myself where Police arrest me parade me as gunman tomorrow...
Me wey be victim with them o!

I saw one of my neighbour there too, she trekked from flyover with me without her wig and shoes...
I was running for my life and laughing!
Omo shaa I dunno about you, but I'm not 1% ready for another civil war!

https://web.facebook.com/Chimaizuobi/posts/1744899502567319?

TalkTalkTwins:
My Monday's Experiences With The Unknown Gunmen
Since gun men no kill me today shaa, them no go get me again!

Lemme tell the story.
So I was on pc o, working on my new website when my friend said my gas had finished.
Oya now, local men never chop since morning, I've been stuck on the big screen.
I picked up my gas and boarded a bike, off to Orji flyover (the legendary one)
Immediately I dropped my legs from the bike, the first gun shot dropped.
Like these people were waiting for me
I shift back small, next another gun shot, then bike man is like his money? Inukwa?
I put hand inside my pocket to bring it out, another gun shot...
Na so we pick race.
Something wanted to climb my leg, I swear I dun know if it was a bike, Keke or car, I was not seeing again.
Na so we jump fence o...
I swear when I came back to look at how far I had gone, I was wondering how I flew that thing.
Me? My mother did not raise me with flying of fences

A dog was barking the owner was telling him to shut up...
Dog meat come dey hungry me.
Like who's this idiot who wants to kill me with barking?
I say make I follow another road, men wey dey there dey run back...
Obara Jesus

So babe was calling
In my mind like just find a way to tell my people I love them, cos if bullet no kill me, fear fit do am, or dog go bit my pimpim
I didn't even remember where I dropped my gas again, I turned back and to change direction and then I found myself inside somebody's house.
The man come dey give me Ted talk dey ask who dey shoot and how I never see something I dey run, another shot land uncle bend...
I begin dey laugh!
Like who asks for who's shooting before running?
Me that the spirit of journalism in had left already or another one?
Dun worry if I wasn't safe I won't be telling the story now...

Next we see na armored tanks, I come dey see myself where Police arrest me parade me as gunman tomorrow...
Me wey be victim with them o!

I saw one of my neighbour there too, she trekked from flyover with me without her wig and shoes...
I was running for my life and laughing!
Omo shaa I dunno about you, but I'm not 1% ready for another civil war!

https://web.facebook.com/Chimaizuobi/posts/1744899502567319?

Ok

You see armoured tank, you say you are not 1% ready for another civil war ..what if dem deploy the air wizards?

I think say ya pipo dey say make government bring war, they are ready. 2021 no be 1967

When small pikin see snake, e go call am rope. Just one bite, sense go enter him head

Some people will die ontop innocent biafra matter, even before the war Starts

Your friend is your girlfriend. No die in too women and their errands ooo.

McStoic:
Your friend is your girlfriend. No die in too women and their errands ooo.

Lol
If it were my girlfriend I'll say.
Secondly, I won't even be in the house and my girl would be going to fill the gas everything is not about being red pilled bro

OnionBandit:
You see armoured tank, you say you are not 1% ready for another civil war ..what if dem deploy the air wizards?

I think say ya pipo dey say make government bring war, they are ready. 2021 no be 1967

When small pikin see snake, e go call am rope. Just one bite, sense go enter him head

And what have you to say about the fulani herds men on rampage? Armoured tank or not,the fulanis have messed up in nigeria,things will never be the same after Buhari.

Iykoto86:
And what have you to say about the fulani herds men on rampage? Armoured tank or not,the fulanis have messed up in nigeria,things will never be the same after Buhari.

I agree with you a lil

HAHAHA...

Man isn't 1% ready for civil war

Chidexter:
Some people will die ontop innocent biafra matter, even before the war Starts

BIAFRA that will never see the light of the day.

OnionBandit:
You see armoured tank, you say you are not 1% ready for another civil war ..what if dem deploy the air wizards?

I think say ya pipo dey say make government bring war, they are ready. 2021 no be 1967

When small pikin see snake, e go call am rope. Just one bite, sense go enter him head

Still ended up making a foolery of yourself.
2021 isn't 1967.
U weren't even born during the war or even after. Indomie generation quoting proverbs yimu.
Fulani has never fought Igbo's...they will be annihilated in a battle.
Explain how a region were innovative for 3 years plus fighting off Britain via Nigerian army majorly ?

Same way u people can blow up urselfs to shreds, we also can give our lives in fighting for our belief.
So keep masturbating over one blog generated post from facebook to gather likes.

Na black n blue dem go still beat ur empty Fulani tribe.

TalkTalkTwins:
My Monday's Experiences With The Unknown Gunmen
Since gun men no kill me today shaa, them no go get me again!

Lemme tell the story.
So I was on pc o, working on my new website when my friend said my gas had finished.
Oya now, local men never chop since morning, I've been stuck on the big screen.
I picked up my gas and boarded a bike, off to Orji flyover (the legendary one)
Immediately I dropped my legs from the bike, the first gun shot dropped.
Like these people were waiting for me
I shift back small, next another gun shot, then bike man is like his money? Inukwa?
I put hand inside my pocket to bring it out, another gun shot...
Na so we pick race.
Something wanted to climb my leg, I swear I dun know if it was a bike, Keke or car, I was not seeing again.
Na so we jump fence o...
I swear when I came back to look at how far I had gone, I was wondering how I flew that thing.
Me? My mother did not raise me with flying of fences

A dog was barking the owner was telling him to shut up...
Dog meat come dey hungry me.
Like who's this idiot who wants to kill me with barking?
I say make I follow another road, men wey dey there dey run back...
Obara Jesus

So babe was calling
In my mind like just find a way to tell my people I love them, cos if bullet no kill me, fear fit do am, or dog go bit my pimpim
I didn't even remember where I dropped my gas again, I turned back and to change direction and then I found myself inside somebody's house.
The man come dey give me Ted talk dey ask who dey shoot and how I never see something I dey run, another shot land uncle bend...
I begin dey laugh!
Like who asks for who's shooting before running?
Me that the spirit of journalism in had left already or another one?
Dun worry if I wasn't safe I won't be telling the story now...

Next we see na armored tanks, I come dey see myself where Police arrest me parade me as gunman tomorrow...
Me wey be victim with them o!

I saw one of my neighbour there too, she trekked from flyover with me without her wig and shoes...
I was running for my life and laughing!
Omo shaa I dunno about you, but I'm not 1% ready for another civil war!

https://web.facebook.com/Chimaizuobi/posts/1744899502567319?

Op..... All I could say is thank you a million times for putting a smile on my face, with all the bad news we hear everyday,I laugh from the beginning of your write-up till the end.
I don't like IPOB but I hate it when innocent people are suffering. The political elite has done much damage to the people now Kanu wants to add more to that.

GayPontiff:
Still ended up making a foolery of yourself.
2021 isn't 1967.
U weren't even born during the war or even after. Indomie generation quoting proverbs yimu.
Fulani has never fought Igbo's...they will be annihilated in a battle.
Explain how a region were innovative for 3 years plus fighting off Britain via Nigerian army majorly ?

Same way u people can blow up urselfs to shreds, we also can give our lives in fighting for our belief.
So keep masturbating over one blog generated post from facebook to gather likes.

Na black n blue dem go still beat ur empty Fulani tribe.

its easy to put it in writing than actually do it....

Don't pray for civil war...u have nothing to fight with... Don't let one lunatic in London deceive u

rowland545:
its easy to put it in writing than actually do it....

Don't pray for civil war...u have nothing to fight with... Don't let one lunatic in London deceive u

I understand u are a coward.
It is okay to be one.
The so called lunatic in London will be forever known for his bravery and leadership, nothing to say about u.

Quick reminder...na umuahia him dey dem find am come. Na leg him use dey waka every Biafra land, u no talk. Na him house him dey dem come kill him people, carry am go Sanko. U no still talk.
Now u open ur dirty mouth to yarn trash.
He can be said to have been at d forefront of it all before u people tried killing him.
Guy fem!

Let's leave the unknown and fly the flag of our upcoming SOUTH NIGERIA

GayPontiff:
I understand u are a coward.
It is okay to be one.
The so called lunatic in London will be forever known for his bravery and leadership, nothing to say about u.

Quick reminder...na umuahia him dey dem find am come. Na leg him use dey waka every Biafra land, u no talk. Na him house him dey dem come kill him people, carry am go Sanko. U no still talk.
Now u open ur dirty mouth to yarn trash.
He can be said to have been at d forefront of it all before u people tried killing him.
Guy fem!

its so easy for a useless nobody like u to come online and talk the talk.....u know wat I'm tired of debating with ur kind...I'm sure u r not even in d east...u r somewhere else in d same Nigeria u want to burn down...I just pray when d rag tag ipob militias starting killing there people they don't start from ur household

rowland545:
its so easy for a useless nobody like u to come online and talk the talk.....u know wat I'm tired of debating with ur kind...I'm sure u r not even in d east...u r somewhere else in d same Nigeria u want to burn down...I just pray when d rag tag ipob militias starting killing there people they don't start from ur household

Lmao to yarn more trash when there is nothing to be said. Go and debate with ur darling daddy and his brainless Fulani militia.

GayPontiff:
Lmao to yarn more trash when there is nothing to be said. Go and debate with ur darling daddy and his brainless Fulani militia.

I dislike buhari pass u...but I hate ur dumb leader more....he's going to cause the death of thousands of brainless youth

rowland545:
I dislike buhari pass u...but I hate ur dumb leader more....he's going to cause the death of thousands of brainless youth

Guy, enter bush.

All d killing for north, boko baram alone wey dem don defeat countlessly, add the ones going on all over the country...u go realize that ur master bubu has killed hundreds of thousands since he became president.
Death wey no get meaning.

Shebi na 7virgins Una dey get?
We no dey get any o...but anything to contribute to ending this contraption is welcomed.
U Sef wey be zombie like this fit die from stray bullet as u commot house 2mrw.
We must all die guy.

TalkTalkTwins:
My Monday's Experiences With The Unknown Gunmen
Since gun men no kill me today shaa, them no go get me again!

Lemme tell the story.
So I was on pc o, working on my new website when my friend said my gas had finished.
Oya now, local men never chop since morning, I've been stuck on the big screen.
I picked up my gas and boarded a bike, off to Orji flyover (the legendary one)
Immediately I dropped my legs from the bike, the first gun shot dropped.
Like these people were waiting for me
I shift back small, next another gun shot, then bike man is like his money? Inukwa?
I put hand inside my pocket to bring it out, another gun shot...
Na so we pick race.
Something wanted to climb my leg, I swear I dun know if it was a bike, Keke or car, I was not seeing again.
Na so we jump fence o...
I swear when I came back to look at how far I had gone, I was wondering how I flew that thing.
Me? My mother did not raise me with flying of fences

A dog was barking the owner was telling him to shut up...
Dog meat come dey hungry me.
Like who's this idiot who wants to kill me with barking?
I say make I follow another road, men wey dey there dey run back...
Obara Jesus

So babe was calling
In my mind like just find a way to tell my people I love them, cos if bullet no kill me, fear fit do am, or dog go bit my pimpim
I didn't even remember where I dropped my gas again, I turned back and to change direction and then I found myself inside somebody's house.
The man come dey give me Ted talk dey ask who dey shoot and how I never see something I dey run, another shot land uncle bend...
I begin dey laugh!
Like who asks for who's shooting before running?
Me that the spirit of journalism in had left already or another one?
Dun worry if I wasn't safe I won't be telling the story now...

Next we see na armored tanks, I come dey see myself where Police arrest me parade me as gunman tomorrow...
Me wey be victim with them o!

I saw one of my neighbour there too, she trekked from flyover with me without her wig and shoes...
I was running for my life and laughing!
Omo shaa I dunno about you, but I'm not 1% ready for another civil war!

https://web.facebook.com/Chimaizuobi/posts/1744899502567319?

Cc: lalasticlala Mynd44 And Seun

GayPontiff:
Guy, enter bush.

All d killing for north, boko baram alone wey dem don defeat countlessly, add the ones going on all over the country...u go realize that ur master bubu has killed hundreds of thousands since he became president.
Death wey no get meaning.

Shebi na 7virgins Una dey get?
We no dey get any o...but anything to contribute to ending this contraption is welcomed.
U Sef wey be zombie like this fit die from stray bullet as u commot house 2mrw.
We must all die guy.

so bcus I tell u make u no put fire for ur house don make me zombie...u b big duck fowl...I'm from d south and I go tell u truth u and northerners way day support boko no difference.... Low budget terrorist

rowland545:
so bcus I tell u make u no put fire for ur house don make me zombie...u b big duck fowl...I'm from d south and I go tell u truth u and northerners way day support boko no difference.... Low budget terrorist

Lmaooo Fulani terrorist...was waiting for when u will claim southie. U did not disappoint

GayPontiff:
Lmaooo Fulani terrorist...was waiting for when u will claim southie. U did not disappoint

someone who attacks law enforcement agents and kill his own people is called wat...

Ipob is not different from boko haram...d only diff is that they r more sophisticated and have politicians backing.